Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 98/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Rainbows Spotted: | 1 |
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 | Dimension Hops: | 5 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 8083 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. Rumor has it that if you can find it, you’ll become the richest player on the server. But be warned, the base is guarded by a pack of mischievous wolves who will stop at nothing to protect their treasure.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a giant chicken that roams the land, terrorizing unsuspecting players. Some say it’s cursed, others say it’s just a glitch in the game. Either way, it’s definitely something you won’t see on any other server.
So come join us and see for yourself why our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, most unpredictable server out there. Just watch out for those pesky creepers, they have a tendency to sneak up on you when you least expect it.
