Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the chaos never stops and the drama is always on point! Join us if you want to experience the ultimate thrill of surviving in a world where everything is constantly melting down – literally.

Our server is known for its insane events, like the time a group of players accidentally unleashed a horde of angry llamas on the village, or when someone tried to build a rollercoaster out of TNT (spoiler alert: it didn’t end well).

But don’t worry, we also have plenty of opportunities for peaceful building and exploration – as long as you can avoid getting caught in the middle of a heated argument over who gets the last diamond.

So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, come join us on our Minecraft SMP and see if you can survive the meltdown!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 100/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Whispering Caves Entered: 4
Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
Secret Passages Found: 8 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1
Cuddly Creatures Pet: 42 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
Enchanted Armories Found: 9 Phantom Rings Equipped: 6

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • SeatSnatcherCraft

    SeatSnatcherCraft
    Are you tired of entitled subway moms expecting you to give up your seat for their perfectly capable 8-year-old child? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where everyone gets a virtual seat and no one can guilt trip you into giving it up!

    Our server is a safe haven for all those who have been victimized by subway shaming. Build your own virtual subway car and never worry about being judged for wanting to sit down after a long day of work.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a special “Entitled Mom” role-playing mini-game where you can practice standing your ground and saying “no” to virtual entitled moms. Show them who’s boss in a world where you make the rules!

    So join us now and let’s create a world where everyone gets a seat, no matter how old they are!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 4 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Dark Rituals Completed: 9
    Battle Standards Raised: 11 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 7
    Void Gems Collected: 25 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Potions Brewed: 141 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • RoomSecrets Minecraft SMP

    RoomSecrets Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of your boring old room objects just sitting there collecting dust? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, every object has a personality and they spill all your secrets! Imagine your lampshade gossiping about your late-night dance parties or your bedspread revealing your embarrassing sleep-talking habits. Join us for a wild ride of hilarity and chaos as you navigate a world where even your toothbrush has a juicy story to tell. Who knows what wacky adventures await you in this zany server? Join now and let the inanimate objects spill the tea on your life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4 Lunar Scepters Activated: 7
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 24

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • RespawnWishList

    RespawnWishList
    Do you wish your pet rock from 3rd grade was still alive? Or maybe that goldfish you won at the fair but accidentally flushed down the toilet? Well, on our server, we bring your wildest dreams to life! Join us and you just might find yourself face to face with your long lost pet rock, now transformed into a majestic diamond golem ready to fight by your side. Don’t miss out on the chance to reunite with your beloved childhood companions in the most epic way possible!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7 Forbidden Relics Collected: 7
    Divine Spears Created: 22 Love Letters Sent: 3
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
    Gods Slained: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
    Wyrmholes Dug: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Nano Ruler Minecraft Server

    Nano Ruler Minecraft Server
    u ever wanted to measure the distance between molecules in minecraft? well u can do that on our server! we have a microscopic ruler that can measure distances as small as one atom-wide! it’s like being a scientist but in a blocky world! join now to explore the infinitely small world of minecraft and show off your advanced techniques to all your friends! who knew minecraft could be so educational and fun at the same time? come join us and be a part of the tiny revolution!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Dimension Hops: 15
    Legendary Scepters Created: 4 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 11
    Runes Activated: 7 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 45

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Kriegcraft

    Kriegcraft

    Welcome to Kriegcraft!

    a Towny earth server, featuring a 1:1500 earth survival map where YOU can make your own town and nation and decide the geopolitical events in the server.

    some interesting plugins you might like! (more plugins on server)

    – Advanced seasons (winter, summer, spring etc..) – quality armor ( Weapons, explosives etc..) – Vehicles ( planes, helicopters, tank and more!) – Towny ( create your own town & nation! – Brewery ( beer, vodka & much more!) – Advanced jobs! ( i bought the paid version so more fun for you! +mcmmo )

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Farms Harvested: 741
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 14 Endless Night Skies: 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 40
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • The Imladris Conclave

    The Imladris Conclave

    Survival Minecraft with MMOcore skill trees, MythicMobs, custom crops, and enhanced mechanics! Challenge yourself in a hard-mode experience where discovery and creativity are key. Join a small, welcoming community for long-term adventures!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Infinity Stones Found: 3
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9 Rune Stones Activated: 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 83
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 7 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Who Was Wrong? Minecraft Server

    Who Was Wrong? Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just too serious? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for chaos and mayhem!

    Join us and become part of the epic battle between Steve and a horde of angry chickens who are seeking revenge for all the times they’ve been turned into nuggets. Will you help Steve defend himself or will you join forces with the chickens and overthrow him once and for all?

    But that’s not all! Our server also features a secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs and skeletons are the backup dancers. Get ready to boogie down with the undead like never before!

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a llama on a trampoline, then come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world. Just remember, in this server, the only thing you can count on is the unexpected!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 34
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Glorious Feasts Held: 11
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 22 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Crystal Wands Charged: 14 Astral Orbs Gathered: 10

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Famous Filmmakers Minecraft SMP – Do any actors browse Minecraft SMP?

    Famous Filmmakers Minecraft SMP – Do any actors browse Minecraft SMP?
    Are you tired of being a 26-year-old unemployed loser? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and become a famous filmmaker or actor overnight! Who needs Hollywood when you can build your own blockbuster movies in Minecraft?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to secret underground societies, where players battle it out for control of the server. Will you rise to the top and become the ultimate ruler of this virtual world? Or will you be forever known as the noob who couldn’t even mine a diamond?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start living out your wildest dreams! Who knows, maybe you’ll even land a job as a professional block builder. The possibilities are endless in this wacky world of pixels and possibilities.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 5045 Treasure Maps Found: 9
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Herobrine Sightings: 3 Crystal Caves Mapped: 7
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 18

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • StepMom’sCookingSucksLOL

    StepMom’sCookingSucksLOL
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as mysterious as my stepmother’s cooking habits? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns just like the leftovers in our fridge that she refuses to eat.

    Are you tired of the same old boring servers with predictable gameplay? Well, on our server, you never know what’s going to happen next. Just like how I never know if my stepmother is actually a secret alien who only eats sandwiches and scrambled eggs.

    Join now and experience the thrill of paranoia and confusion as you navigate through a world where nothing is as it seems. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover the truth behind my stepmother’s strange behavior. Or maybe you’ll just build a cool castle, who knows!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 9 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5
    Secret Passages Found: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Undead Armies Raised: 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 6 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Minecraft SMP: Identity Crisis

    Minecraft SMP: Identity Crisis
    Are you tired of the mundane grind of everyday life? Do you yearn for adventure, excitement, and endless possibilities? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and embark on a journey like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky creepers).

    Picture this: you spawn in a world filled with towering mountains, lush forests, and treacherous caves just waiting to be explored. But beware, for danger lurks around every corner! From zombie hordes to explosive TNT traps set by mischievous players, you never know what might happen next.

    But fear not, for you are not alone in this wild world. Join forces with other players to form alliances, build epic bases, and conquer the land together. Or, if you’re feeling particularly bold, strike out on your own and become a legendary solo player, feared and respected by all.

    So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Well, for starters, we have a thriving economy where you can buy and sell goods, trade with other players, and even set up your own shop. Need diamonds? No problem, just head to the nearest mine and start digging! Want to show off your building skills? Enter our weekly build competitions and win fabulous prizes!

    But perhaps the most compelling reason to join our Minecraft SMP is the community. Our players come from all walks of life, united by their love of the game and their desire for fun and friendship. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a total noob, you’ll find a place here among us.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start your epic adventure! Who knows, you might just become the stuff of legends.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 7 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 6 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Gods Slained: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • CraftyAnxietyCraft

    CraftyAnxietyCraft
    Are you tired of getting anxiety over simple things like creepers blowing up your house or running out of diamonds in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and experience a world where creepers are actually just misunderstood pets who love giving hugs, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party hosted by Notch himself.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of rotten flesh. Rumor has it that he can build a castle in under 10 minutes using only his mind and a handful of dirt blocks.

    So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to unnecessary anxiety forever! Plus, we have free cake at spawn every Friday. Because who doesn’t love cake, am I right?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 31
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 1 Endless Legions Commanded: 29

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • CommieCraft Minecraft Server

    CommieCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, u ever wanted to be part of a server that has the backing of russia AND north korea? well, look no further cuz this server is where it’s at!

    imagine building your epic base while knowing that if anyone messes with you, you got the might of two powerful countries behind you.

    plus, we have secret underground bunkers filled with rare loot and hidden treasures.

    join now and be part of the most insane alliance in minecraft history!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 95
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 6 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Rainbows Spotted: 8

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Tax Haven Havoc

    Tax Haven Havoc
    come join our minecraft server, where we have more enablers than the oversea uk territories! we are the biggest enablers of FUN and craziness! our tax advocacy group is all about making sure you have a great time while playing minecraft.

    we have insane stories like the time a creeper tried to do taxes but ended up blowing up the whole village instead! or when a group of skeletons formed a tax evasion scheme but got caught by the irs (irritating ravaging zombies).

    join us for a wild ride of tax abuse and corporate shenanigans in the world of minecraft! you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and laughter.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 25
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 9 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 16 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • BlockyLegs – StandingDeskNoMore

    BlockyLegs – StandingDeskNoMore
    so, like, u know how standing desks r like, supposed to be all healthy and stuff? well, turns out they might actually be bad for u. like, wut?? standing for more than 2 hours a day can make u get deep vein thrombosis and varicose veins. like, who knew standing could be so dangerous, amirite? so, like, come join our minecraft server where u can sit on ur butt all day and not worry about getting varicose veins. we even have virtual chairs so u can pretend ur sitting while u play. it’s like, the best of both worlds. so, like, join now before u end up with some weird vein disease from standing too much. #sitforlife #minecraft4life 🪑🎮

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 21 Infinity Stones Found: 2
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Valor Network

    Valor Network

    Valor Network is an up and coming Network featuring a Vanilla Origins server with no Mods needed! We are building custom Denizen code projects on 1.21+ Minecraft.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 22 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 13
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 6 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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