The Stoned Golem – Where even the golems take smoke breaks! Join the ‘Semi-Vanilla Community’ and experience the VoicePlugin fun!

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	8846
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33

New Minecraft Servers

The Stone Golem SMP

A Semi-Vanilla server for both Java and Bedrock

Features:

Proximity Voice Chat	Makes it easier to meet new people
Custom Cosmetic Items	We have a large amount of custom cosmetics
Crates	4 permanent crates and seasonal crates
Claims	Used to protect against griefing
Toggleable PvP	Option to turn PvP on or off
Graves	Deaths have a minor punishment
Waystones	Teleport between activated waystones

IP & Links:

IP: thestonedgolem.live

Bedrock IP: thestonedgolem.live Port: 19132

Discord

Dynmap

FAQ:

What to expect on TSG?: TSG runs in Hard Mode, offers free gameplay, constant updates, and community events.
How can I get Crate keys?: Crate keys can be obtained by voting on the server.
Can I toggle off features that affect Vanilla experience?: Yes, any features that alter the Vanilla experience can be easily toggled off.
Is the server reset?: No, TSG has never reset in its almost 3-year history.
Is monetary gain the only way to support the server?: Yes, donations are the only form of monetary support for TSG.
How does Proximity Voice Chat enhance the server experience?: It makes it easier to meet new people and adds unexpected fun to the server.

Mad World’s Completion 1.21.2

1.21.2, Bender, completion, Dead IP, Finally Finished, finished game, Game Announcers, game review, game rumors, Graphic design, jake the dog, Kino, mad, mad world, MGR Revengence, New Game Ideas, no more heroes, offensive content, platinum games, Shutting Down, video games, violent games, voice acting, wii games, worlds

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	990
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Gods Slained:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Ores Mined:	1327	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Bro, have you ever played a game that’s so offensive it automatically becomes a masterpiece? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our Minecraft server! It’s like playing a game that hasn’t aged a day, just like the graphics in Mad World.

Join us for some crazy fun that’s more violent than a game with Jake the Dog as an announcer shouting dirty things. It’s like Platinum’s second best game, right after MGR Revengence.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to experience the madness of Mad World on our server. Rumor has it that Platinum might shut down, so this might be your last chance to be a part of this epic adventure. Imagine a new Mad World game on our server today – it would be totally awesome, bro!

UnlikableSteveMC SMP

arrogance, dishonesty, insensitivity, lack of accountability, lack of communication skills, lack of confidence, lack of emotional intelligence, lack of empathy, lack of humor, lack of listening skills, lack of respect, lack of self-awareness, negative behavior, Negativity, personality traits, rudeness, Selfishness, smp, Social Skills, UnlikableSteveMC, unlikeable, untrustworthiness

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	8365
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Potions Brewed:	132	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14

So, like, this Minecraft server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? Like, if you’re not on it, then you’re missing out on all the fun and craziness that goes down every day. We’ve got, like, a secret underground club where we ride pigs and have dance parties with creepers. And, like, the admins are all unicorns who grant wishes and stuff.

But, like, the real reason you should join is because we have the best snacks. Like, seriously, we have a never-ending supply of cake and cookies and, like, every time you log on, a magical fairy delivers them to your doorstep. It’s, like, totally insane, dude.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes rainbow fire? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. So, like, if you want to be part of the coolest, most ridiculous Minecraft server ever, then you better join us ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Minecrap2024

2024.., Adversity, bad year, Challenges, Difficulties, disappointments, Failures, Frustrations, Hardships, Minecrap2024, misfortunes, negative experiences, Obstacles, regrets, setbacks, shitty year, Struggles, tough times, unfortunate circumstances, unfortunate events

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	115
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	94
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	9095	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7

Are you still traumatized from the Great Creeper Invasion of 2024? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond armor-clad llamas, flying pigs, and a secret underground base where Steve and Herobrine are actually best friends plotting to take over the world (of Minecraft, that is). Say goodbye to the horrors of 2024 and hello to a new world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures. Join us now and let’s make 2025 the best year ever!

CraftyBlockz

Assistance, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, CraftyBlockz, crisis response, Diplomacy, eastern europe, food aid, foreign policy, Geopolitical, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, kyiv, MIDDLE EAST, Partnership, Peacebuilding, solidarity, strategic ties, Support, Syria, Ukraine

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	4410
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Votes:	2837
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

come join our minecraft server, it’s like syria and ukraine teaming up for a food fight! we promise more food aid shipments than kyiv could ever dream of. build your own strategic alliances and conquer the virtual world with your epic minecraft skills. who needs real world politics when you can have a blast on our server? join now for a wild ride that will leave you hungry for more!

Deplorable to Adorable in Hours

adorable, Appearance, beauty routine, confidence boosting, daily habits, deplorable, Grooming, HOURS, mental health, personal hygiene, self esteem, self grooming, self improvement, self love, self maintenance, self worth, self-care, self-confidence, self-discipline, self-pampering, skincare, Time management, wellness

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	6094
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

u wanna join our minecraft server cuz it takes u days or even months to look deplorable, but only a few hours every week to look good. our server got magical potions that make u look like a diamond-studded unicorn with rainbow sparkles shooting out ur butt. plus, we got a secret underground disco where u can dance with creepers and skeletons. join us and become the most fabulous player in all of minecraft land!

Blocky Boob Busters

blocky, boob, breast cancer, Busters, Cancer Genetics, cancer research, exodus, genetic factors, genetic testing, health advancements, hereditary cancer, immunotherapy, inherited, lab-made antibody, medical breakthrough, metastasis, oncology, personalized medicine, Prevention, spread, Targeted therapy, Treatment, tumor growth

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	6941
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Void Gems Collected:	28
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE FUN THAN A PIG IN A DIAMOND MINE! WE GOT SO MANY CREEPERS YOU’LL THINK YOU’RE IN A MINECRAFT HORROR MOVIE! PLUS, OUR VILLAGERS ARE SO DUMB THEY MAKE VILLAGERS IN OTHER SERVERS LOOK LIKE EINSTEIN!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR DIAMOND ARMOR IS SO SHINY, IT MAKES THE SUN JEALOUS! AND OUR WITCHES MAKE THE BEST POTIONS, YOU’LL BE FLYING AROUND LIKE A DRUNK BAT IN NO TIME!

AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT JUST RUN INTO THE LEGENDARY ENDER DRAGON RIDING A GIANT CHICKEN! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE!

What is the IP for BionicLMAO Minecraft Server?

bionic, bionic reacts, bioniclmao, i built, I Built a 100% Invisible Base in Minecraft, i built minecraft, invisible base, invisible base minecraft, Minecraft, secret base minecraft, Server

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	3199
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Dimension Hops:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Dragons Tamed:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

BionicLMAO is a talented content creator known for producing comedic and entertaining videos on platforms such as YouTube and TikTok. With a unique sense of humor and engaging personality, BionicLMAO has amassed a large following of fans who eagerly await his next upload. His content often includes skits, challenges, and reaction videos, showcasing his creativity and ability to connect with his audience. Through his lighthearted and engaging content, BionicLMAO has solidified himself as a rising star in the online entertainment world.

Nikke’s Realm 1.21

anniversary, Awaken Rapi., christmas party, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, Entertainment Only, FAQ, Game Download, General Info, Merry Nikke., Missilis Candor, nikke on satellite, Nikke Original, Nikkes, Realm, Special Recruit, Stay Tactical, treasure chest, Unbreakable, Upcoming Events, update

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	6726
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Love Letters Sent:	16	Buildings Constructed:	38
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why? Because it’s like a footstep, walk, run event happening from December 26 to January 16. Can you imagine the chaos of running around in Minecraft with all your buddies? It’s gonna be lit! And don’t even get me started on the upcoming events like Co-op: Alteisen on January 3 to January 5. You gotta be there, man! Plus, they got special recruits like Guillotine: Winter Slayer and Rapi: Red Hood. Like, who wouldn’t want to recruit them, right? And the costume passes, bro, the costume passes! Naga: Last Girlhood and Zwei: First Festa are coming up. You gotta dress to impress in Minecraft, you feel me? And they even got codes for some sick rewards. Like, STAYTACTICAL and ENTERTAINMENTONLY, bro! It’s gonna be a party in Minecraft like you’ve never seen before. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this Minecraft party started!

NonsensicalMoose – Minecraft SMP

Absurd, Absurdity, bewildering, BIZARRE, confounding, Enigmatic, illogical, incomprehensible, Inexplicable, irrational, irrationality, mind-boggling, Minecraft, Mysterious, Nonsensical, NonsensicalMoose, paradoxical, perplexing, puzzling, SENSELESS, smp, unfathomable

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	297
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread! We have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, like what even is that?! And our diamond ore spawns are like, totally bananas, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Our community events are off the charts, we once had a giant chicken riding contest where everyone had to dress up as chickens and ride around on pigs, it was pure chaos but so much fun! And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party, it’s lit AF!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret society of llamas who are actually aliens in disguise, they give out quests and rewards that will blow your mind. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you wishes (within reason, of course).

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CryCraft: The Ultimate Meltdown Server

anguish, bawling, cathartic release, CryCraft, deep pain, Despair, Distress, emotional breakdown, extreme emotions, Heartache, intense grief, loud cry, Meltdown, obnoxious cry, Outburst, overwhelming sadness, Server, sobbing, sorrow, traumatic experience, Ultimate, uncontrollable crying, wailing, WEEPING

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	3101
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	8955
Dimension Hops:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Are you tired of crying alone in the dark? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll be crying tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having!

Join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of your favorite meme characters, the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Crybaby Clan, a group of players who have mastered the art of crying in the most epic and dramatic ways possible. Join them and learn their secrets to becoming the ultimate crybaby in Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the tears of laughter flow as you embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life!

PutinCraft2025

April 2025, border control, citizenship status, deportation, deportation deadline, expulsion, foreign nationals, government order, illegal migrants, immigration crackdown, Immigration Policy, international relations, migrant population, Migrant workers, migration policy, political decision, putin, PutinCraft2025, residency status, russia, visa regulations

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	1845
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Void Armor Forged:	16
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8642
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

so, like, this server is so lit, even putin is getting in on the action. he’s like, “all u illegal migrants gotta leave russia by april 2025, but u can come chill on this minecraft server instead.”

we got diamond armor for days, like seriously, you’ll be blinging so hard all the other players will be jelly. and the mobs? they’re like, super chill and just wanna hang out.

plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot. only the true legends can find it, so if you think you’re up for the challenge, come join us.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet creeper named steve who loves to blow stuff up? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so what are you waiting for? come join our server and let’s have a blast together!

5000 Ants SMP

ants, Discord Community Building Farming Cooking Vanilla Cozy Relaxing Gameplay Modpack New HermitCraft-esque 16+ LGBTQ+ Java Server SMP Whitelist Custom Welcoming, Modded, smp

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	1382
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Meteorites Collected:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	5000 Ants
Description	A building and farming focused server
Features	Custom modpack, welcoming community, vanilla feel, cozy gameplay
Discord	https://discord.gg/SR9hB7Epgz

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server focused on?	Building and farming
What does the custom modpack focus on?	Farming, cooking, and building
Is the community welcoming?	Yes, very friendly!
Does the modpack maintain the vanilla feel of Minecraft?	Yes, it does
Who would enjoy playing on this server?	Anyone who loves cozy and relaxing gameplay

Leafy Lagoon 1.20.1

1.20.1, ABSENT, Distance, emotional, Heartache, lagoon, Leafy, longing, longing for you, love, Memories, miss you, miss you leafy, missing you, Nostalgia, pining, Reminiscing, sentimental, separation, thinking of you, wish you were here, yearning

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	585
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	3947	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft, bro? This server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks, man.

Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate virtual reality where pigs fly and creepers do the Macarena.

Forget about boring old reality, come join us where the grass is made of Skittles and the trees are made of cotton candy.

You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget about that time you accidentally punched a villager in the face.

So come on, join us and let’s build a world where the only limit is your imagination. And maybe some pesky Endermen stealing your blocks, but who cares, right? Let’s do this!

GameAddictMC SMP

console gaming, favorite games, GameAddictMC, Gaming, immersive gameplay, long hours of gaming, Mobile Gaming, Modern Gaming, most played, Multiplayer Games, online gaming, PC Gaming, retro gaming, single player games, smp, top video games, video game addiction, video game community, Video game culture, video game streaming, video game tournaments, video games

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	2556
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Star Shards Collected:	100
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Votes:	7445	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	0	New Chunks Explored:	268602
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind. Like, seriously, it’s like the coolest place ever. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, and we ride around on flying pigs while battling evil creepers. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a wizard who can summon dragons to do his bidding. It’s insane, bro.

But that’s not even the best part. We have this annual tournament where we all have to fight each other with nothing but carrots as weapons. It’s hilarious, man. And the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples. Like, who wouldn’t want that?

So if you’re looking for a totally rad Minecraft experience, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. It’s wild, bro.

CraftyPhoneLand

Communication, connectivity, convenience, CraftyPhoneLand, Daily Life, digital age, digital communication, digital dependency., Digital World, Entertainment, Lifestyle, mobile device, Modern Living, personal device, productivity, screen time, Smartphone, smartphone addiction, social media, tech-savvy, Technology

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	1758
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	82	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

Are you tired of your boring, mundane life where smartphones rule everything? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Our server is a smartphone-free zone where you can escape the clutches of technology and immerse yourself in a world of pixelated adventures.

Join us and embark on epic quests to defeat the evil Phone Boss, who is trying to take over the virtual world with his army of app minions. Use your crafting skills to build epic structures and weapons to take down the Phone Boss once and for all.

But beware, the Phone Boss has some tricks up his sleeve, like sending annoying text messages and making your screen freeze at the worst possible moments. Can you and your fellow players band together to save the Minecraft world from the tyranny of smartphones?

So, if you’re ready to unplug and have a laugh-filled, smartphone-free experience, join our server today! Who needs a smartphone when you can have an axe made out of diamonds, am I right?