The sprocks smp | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Zen SpaceCraft 1.21

Anime, anime advice, Anime Community, anime culture, anime experience, anime expertise, anime fandom, anime guidance, anime help, anime knowledge, anime recommendations, Anime Suggestions, anime tips, anime watching, building experience, getting stuck, long tail tags, spacecraft, watching anime, zen, Zenshuu

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	2235
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0

Yo, bro, listen up! So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where you can build epic anime-inspired creations, right? And get this, if you ever get stuck in an anime world, your building skills will totally save your butt! Like, who needs a sword when you can just build a giant mecha to kick some anime villain butt, am I right? So join this server and level up your building skills for when you inevitably get sucked into an anime world. It’s gonna be lit, fam!

LockOutCraft Minecraft Server

accidental lockout, breaking in, cctv footage, difficult to reach, Eviction Notice, grab keys, LANDLORD, late for work, locked keys, LockOutCraft, Mantel, Minecraft, out of the country, property damage, rental, rubbish bin, Server, spare key, threat, time zones, window sashes

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	3309
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Emeralds Found:	4733
Dimension Hops:	14	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	New Chunks Explored:	701791
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as breaking into your own house through a window? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re evading eviction just by logging on! Join us for insane adventures, ridiculous challenges, and a community that’s as unpredictable as your landlord’s travel schedule. Who needs a spare key when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Come join us and see what madness awaits on our server!

EmoLandscaper911

aita, Apology, attitude, Christmas card, EmoLandscaper911, emotionally manipulative, family, Fire, gift, health challenges, home owner, invoice, Job, landscaper, Move on, mulch, new landscaper, RESPONSIBILITY, ring doorbell, sob story, tree removal

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	3590
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Farms Harvested:	920	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dimension Hops:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this landscaper’s behavior? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists!

Reasons to join: 1. Our mulch prices are out of this world – just like the $2K bill this landscaper tried to pull! 2. Experience the thrill of unexpected charges, just like the $360 invoice for a tree removal you were already doing yourself! 3. Emotionally manipulative NPCs – just like the landscaper who guilt-tripped you with a Christmas card detailing his family’s health problems!

So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the chaos, and the sheer absurdity of it all! Who needs a landscaper when you have us?

BlockyBodyMakeover

Before and after, BlockyBodyMakeover, body image transformation, body positivity, Body transformation, dieting, exercise routine, fitness journey, health improvements, healthy habits, lifestyle changes, mental health benefits, muscle gain, nutrition plan, physical appearance, progress pictures, self-care practices, self-confidence boost, weight loss, wellness journey, workout regimen

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	6236
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Dragon Eggs Found:	9476	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Are you tired of looking like a basic Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server will transform your blocky body into something straight out of a sci-fi movie! Join us and watch as your limbs stretch and contort, your head grows to twice its size, and your feet turn into giant blocks of cheese! Who needs a regular body when you can have a wacky, wild, and totally weird one on our server? Join now and prepare to be amazed (and slightly terrified) by your new look!

PrisonBreakCraft

chaotic, Conflict, current events, Delays, Detainees, Diplomacy, Government, hostage handover, hostages, international relations, Israel, israeli-palestinian conflict, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, News, Palestinian prisoners, peace process, Politics, PrisonBreakCraft, prisoner release, SECURITY

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	5260
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Farms Harvested:	255	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Holy Grails Found:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Votes:	5374	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

so, like, this server is sooo lit, it’s like a virtual prison break but without the danger, ya know? like, we got these crazy hostage situations happening all the time, but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt, it’s all just for fun! join us and experience the thrill of trying to negotiate with the warden for your release, or maybe even try to pull off a daring escape with your friends! it’s like being in an action movie, but in Minecraft form. so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of our virtual prison world!

Dino Urine Water Park

Ancient, ancient creatures, biology, Dino, Dinosaur, drinking water, Earth science, ecology, Environmental Science, Evolution, fossil, geology, History, hydration, molecules, natural history, Paleontology, park, prehistoric, Science, URINE, Water

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	1157
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	86	Potions Brewed:	143
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Divine Spears Created:	29	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

yo, u ever think bout how some of the molecules in da water u drink used to be part of a dinosaur’s pee? wild, right? well, if u wanna experience even crazier stuff, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the cha-cha, and diamonds that sing opera. plus, our server is so lit, even herobrine himself is scared to step foot in it. so come on over and join the fun, cuz on our server, anything is possible – even turning dinosaur pee into diamonds.

Crafty Tariff Exemptions: Spoils System Fun

Business, Chinese imports, Corporations, Crafty, Economy, exemptions, Fun, Government, grant process, influence, international trade, lobbying, Opponents, political supporters, politically connected, Politics, special interests, Spoils, spoils system, study, System, tariff, Tariffs, Trade, US tariffs

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	1267
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Star Shards Collected:	253
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A POLITICALLY CONNECTED CORPORATION GETTING EXEMPTIONS FROM TARIFFS ON CHINESE IMPORTS! JOIN US AND BE TREATED LIKE A VIP WITH ALL THE PERKS! OUR EXEMPTION GRANT PROCESS IS LIKE A SPOILS SYSTEM, REWARDING OUR SUPPORTERS AND PUNISHING OUR HATERS! COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHY EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT US! #VIPSTATUS #SPOILSYOURSELF #MINECRAFTPOLITICS

Eternal Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, Die, die long tail, die rightoid, die rightoid long tail, die rightoid tag, die tag, die tag long tail, ETERNAL, long tail die, long tail rightoid, long tail tag, Quest, RIGHTOID, rightoid die, rightoid die long tail, rightoid die rightoid, rightoid die rightoid tag, rightoid die tag, rightoid die tag long tail, rightoid long tail, rightoid tag, rightoid tag long tail

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	3110
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Towns Built:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself? Well, look no further because this server is the absolute bomb diggity!

Join us if you want to experience the most insane and chaotic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. We’ve got crazy challenges, mind-bending puzzles, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you’ll find secret hidden realms, mystical creatures, and maybe even a talking llama or two. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining this server will give you superpowers in real life.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown and your reality shattered. Remember, only the bravest and most daring players can handle the madness of this server. Are you up for the challenge?

CraftyDroneWars

aerial attacks, Conflict, CraftyDroneWars, cyber warfare, drone strikes, drone warfare, eastern europe, energy security, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military strategy, military technology, OIL INDUSTRY, oil refining, political implications, russia, sabotage, security threats, Ukrainian drones, unmanned aerial vehicles, warfare tactics

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	7474
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Emeralds Found:	8004
Mythical Swords Crafted:	83	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	20

Yo, dis server be off da hook, like Ukrainian drones flying 500 miles to wreck 5% of Russia’s oil refining, but in Minecraft form! Join us if you wanna be part of da craziest shenanigans in da blocky world. We got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers straight up wildin’ out. Ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join da madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a potato, den you might.

Heart Patch Minecraft

Blood, cardiac regeneration, Cardiac therapy, cardiovascular health, cells, damaged hearts, healthcare advancements, Heart, Heart failure, Heart Muscle Cells, innovative treatment, Medical research, Minecraft, Patch, Patients, personalized medicine, regenerative medicine, Repair, reprogrammed, scientific breakthrough, scientists, tissue engineering

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	1430
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Dragons Tamed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

so like, imagine this, right? scientists out here makin’ patches that can fix yo broken heart. like, not in the emotional way, but in the literal way. they takin’ cells from yo blood and turnin’ them into heart muscle cells to help peeps with heart failure. it’s like some mad scientist stuff, but in a good way. so come join our minecraft server and let’s fix hearts together, one block at a time. plus, there’s a secret underground lab where we experiment with creepers and turn them into fluffy bunnies. it’s wild, man. come join the fun!

Pentacraft Galaxy server minecraft

Assembly, bugs, Forestry, Galaxy, high quality, high-tech, HiTech, honest game, Industrial, Industrial Craft, Lag, Minecraft, minecraft 1.7.10, Mods, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, server description

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	5967
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	15
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Dragon Eggs Found:	4807	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	267	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48

Pentacraft is a project of high -quality servers with PVP based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and honest game, without lags.

For each server, we select and maintain assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high -tech mods, without bypassing the repair of many dugs and bugs.

Fembot’s Military Date 1.20.1

1.20.1, Allowance, Cheating, children, Commitment, date, DATING, deployment, Expenses, fembots, fidelity, financial contribution, Household, iPADS, leisure, Military, military guy, Partnership, relationship, senior position, Shape, Traveling, wages

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8920
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	6951
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Crops Grown:	3419	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

Join our Minecraft server where you can date a military guy with a senior position! Live in his virtual house for free, get a monthly allowance to cover your virtual expenses. He’ll be away on virtual deployment most of the time, so no worries about him catching you cheating! Have virtual children together and raise them without iPads, but don’t worry about contributing financially. The more virtual kids you have, the higher your virtual allowance! When he’s home, he’ll take you on virtual trips with his virtual wages. Get ready to virtually fall in love!

BlockyBanter: NoSmallTalks

asian guys, Asian masculinity, Bangkok, BlockyBanter, body shaming, confrontations, cultural insensitivity, dick size, gender dynamics, hostel life, interracial dating, Masculinity, mixed-gender conversations, NoSmallTalks, offensive remarks, racist comments, sexual preferences, size matters, social interactions, Stereotypes, toxic comment, travel experiences

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	3119
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a hostel in Bangkok? Look no further! Our server is filled with travelers from all corners of the globe, coming together to create unforgettable moments and share experiences.

Join us for chats that range from the mundane to the outrageous – just like that time a white girl dissed Asian guys and got shut down with a savage comeback. Our community is all about keeping it real and not holding back, so if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, this is the place for you.

Come for the epic builds, stay for the drama and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have on our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftingCatastrophe

anyway, breaking promises, changed mind, contradicting beliefs, CraftingCatastrophe, defying expectations, Do, doing.., ended up, going back on word, Never, surprising behavior, surprising decisions, Swore, unanticipated behavior, unexpected actions, unexpected choices, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen actions, unforeseen decisions

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	1770
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	328
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Votes:	9427	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Enchantments Applied:	167	Void Armor Forged:	18
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Have you ever sworn off joining a Minecraft server because you thought it would be a waste of time? Well, prepare to eat your words because our server is so epic, it’ll make you question all your life decisions!

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a pack of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. But fear not, because you have the power of unlimited TNT at your fingertips to blast those feathered fiends into oblivion!

And that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that anyone who can navigate the maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen will be rewarded with a diamond armor set that makes you invincible!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew breaking your promises could be so much fun?

Merkel’s Migration Mayhem Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, criticism, criticizes, elections, european union, far-right support, front-runner, German, germany, Government, immigration, leadership, MAYHEM, Merkel, Merkels, Merz, Migration, migration vote, Minecraft, policy, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	9482
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Farms Harvested:	591

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of merkel criticizing merz for his migration vote! we have crazy adventures where we battle far-right mobs and gather support from the most unexpected allies. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, politics, and plenty of blocky fun!

Players:	97/600	Votes:	1173
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Runes Activated:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2