The Spacey Minecraft SMP General

Miyu Amasaki, Waka Tsukiyama, Saya Kamitani, spacey, Aichi

New Minecraft Servers

Hey there, do you want to join our Minecraft SMP? Well, let me tell you, it’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine! We’ve got more drama than a villager trading scandal and more action than a horde of zombies attacking your base.

Join us and you’ll be facing off against players in epic battles that make the Ender Dragon look like a baby zombie. We’ve got alliances forming faster than you can say “Redstone contraption” and rivalries as intense as a Nether fortress.

So come on, join us for a wild ride that will have you laughing, crying, and screaming in equal measure. Who needs diamonds when you’ve got the thrill of victory and the agony of defeat right at your fingertips? Don’t miss out on the fun, because this SMP is where the real adventure begins!

VortexVG

multiplayer, Progression, VortexVG, Auction, Events

Game Mode	Description
Bedwars	3 maps, solos, squads, 8v8, old combat, Hypixel-styled shops, stat-tracking
SkyWars	Unlockable kits, item voting, new biomes map, fast-paced combat, stat-tracking
SkyBlock	Create your own island, automated shop, progress through island ranks, sell items for profit
KitPvP	Huge map, custom anti-cheat, stat-tracking, intense combat
Lifesteal SMP	5000×5000 map, little rules, vanilla map, quality-of-life commands
Skymining	8 mines, custom-scripted prestige mines, pickaxe progression, parkour map
Prison	4 mines, armor upgrades, weapon progression, classic PvP

FAQ

Q: Is this server pay-to-win?

A: No, there is no pay-to-win aspect on this server.

Q: How many maps are available in Bedwars?

A: There are 3 maps available for Bedwars.

Q: Are there any custom features in SkyBlock?

A: Yes, there are automated shop and auction house features in SkyBlock.

Q: Can I play with friends on SkyBlock?

A: Yes, you can create your own island with friends in SkyBlock.

Q: Are there any custom events on the server?

A: Yes, there is a custom maze, routine-based events, parkour, and more available on the server.

Realm of the Vulgar Wanderer 1.20.1

calls everyone fucko, HOMOPHOBIC, 1.20.1, DISRESPECTFUL, Vulgar

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s the craziest, most insane server out there! We got players who come here because they have the aids and the pox, like what even is that? And get this, there’s this one dude who apparently rapes chickens, but only the ones without eggholes. Like, what kind of messed up server is this? But hey, if you’re into that kind of wild and wacky stuff, then this is the place for you! Join now and prepare to have your mind blown, bro!

GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP
> switches operating systems Minecraft SMP

software, heard from again, Minecraft, IT, disappearing act

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the ultimate challenge of switching operating systems! We promise you’ll have a blast as you navigate through the treacherous world of Minecraft, trying to survive the dangers of Windows, macOS, and Linux. Who knows, maybe you’ll even disappear into the digital abyss and become a legend among players. So what are you waiting for? Join now and see if you can conquer the ultimate operating system challenge!

GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP
LandWarsMinecraftSMP

Countries, international relations, Conflict Resolution, diplomatic negotiations, global politics

Lol, forget about countries bro, join our Minecraft SMP instead! We got land for days and we ain’t fighting over it like those silly countries. We got creepers blowing stuff up, zombies trying to eat your brains, and skeletons shooting arrows at you like they’re in the Olympics.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds. And don’t even get me started on our pet dragons that breathe fire and roast marshmallows for us.

So why waste time with boring old countries when you can join our crazy Minecraft SMP and have the time of your life? Plus, we have a llama named Larry who tells the best jokes. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this epic adventure!

GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP
SwoleCraft: Pain is Gain

workout soreness, gym soreness, muscle fatigue, body soreness, pleasant soreness

Are you tired of boring old workout routines that leave you feeling like a limp noodle? Well, come join our Minecraft server where mining for diamonds is the ultimate workout! You’ll be swinging your pickaxe so much, you’ll have biceps bigger than Steve himself! And don’t worry about muscle soreness, because on our server, it’s considered a badge of honor. So come join us and get ripped while building your dream pixelated world!

GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP

The Spacey Minecraft SMP General

VortexVG

FAQ

Realm of the Vulgar Wanderer 1.20.1

> switches operating systems Minecraft SMP

LandWarsMinecraftSMP

SwoleCraft: Pain is Gain