Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more mods than you can shake a diamond sword at, including the Snoot Game mod where you can hug gators and the Fang board mod where you can listen to music playlists that will make your pickaxe swing faster!

But that’s not all – we’ve also got a Snootboorus for all your art needs (just no GVH allowed, sorry not sorry) and a Snoot fic spreadsheet that will have you laughing and crying at the same time. And don’t forget about our Snoot AI Chatbots, because who wouldn’t want to chat with a virtual caveman?

So come join us on our server and experience Minecraft like never before. Just watch out for those exploding sheep – they’re a real blast!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 107/500 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1
Forbidden Relics Collected: 4 Undead Armies Raised: 1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Dragons Tamed: 4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Oot’s Block Party Minecraft Server

    Oot’s Block Party Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old dungeons that only last a measly 20-30 minutes? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has the most epic Ice Cavern you’ll ever experience! It’s so massive that it’ll take you days to navigate through all the twists and turns. Rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the cavern that will make you the richest player in the entire server. But be warned, the Ice Cavern is also home to a fierce tribe of penguin warriors who will stop at nothing to protect their icy domain. So grab your pickaxe and join us on the adventure of a lifetime!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3
    Meteorite Armor Created: 22 Players Killed by Monsters: 6733

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • DFT – Minecraft SMP: Discord Fappy Talky

    DFT – Minecraft SMP: Discord Fappy Talky
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further than /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky! Join our server where you can post about your weirdest fetishes, have deep discussions about your kinks, and even have a good ol’ jerk off session with your fellow players.

    In our Femcel edition, you can finally find a safe space to express your frustrations with the opposite sex while also building giant phallic structures in-game. Who needs a boyfriend when you have a diamond pickaxe, am I right ladies?

    So come on down to /dft/ and let your freak flag fly! Just be sure to bring some extra tissues for all the tears of joy you’ll shed from the sheer absurdity of it all.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Gods Slained: 1
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 10 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 42

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • V I R G I N I T Y I S C O O L M I N E C R A F T S E R V E R

    V I R G I N I T Y   I S   C O O L   M I N E C R A F T   S E R V E R
    Are you tired of being a Minecraft virgin? Fear not, for on our server, virginity is cool! In fact, those who have lost their virginity are considered to be serpents of Satan! Join us and revel in your pure, untouched status as you build, mine, and survive in a world where being a Minecraft virgin is celebrated like never before. Don’t let the serpents of Satan tempt you away from our server – join us now and embrace your virginity with pride!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 6 Mythical Swords Crafted: 56
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Bring Back The Pool Around The Ring Minecraft SMP

    Bring Back The Pool Around The Ring Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our SMP where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground dungeon where you can battle evil chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks. And if you defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a pet dragon that farts rainbows.

    Oh, and did we mention that our server is actually located on a floating island in the sky? That’s right, you’ll have to build bridges out of marshmallows to get around. And if you fall off, don’t worry – our resident flying pigs will swoop in and save you.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life. This shit was so cash.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Gods Slained: 1 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12
    Ether Blades Crafted: 11 Cursed Lands Purified: 10
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 7

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Forest Calliope Minecraft Server

    Forest Calliope Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the Marvelous Manic Mortician Minecraft server, where the only thing deader than our mobs is our sense of humor! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of fighting off hordes of zombies while being chased by a pack of deranged skeleton clowns.

    Our server is so wild that even the creepers have started their own dance party, complete with explosive beats and killer moves. And don’t even get us started on the Ender Dragon, who has taken up knitting as a hobby and now terrorizes players with his deadly yarn bombs.

    But fear not, brave adventurer! Our server is also home to the legendary Llama Liberation Front, a group of rebellious llamas who are determined to overthrow their sheep oppressors and establish llama supremacy once and for all.

    So come on down to the Marvelous Manic Mortician Minecraft server, where the only thing scarier than the mobs is the laughter echoing through the haunted forests. Join us if you dare, and prepare for a gaming experience unlike any other!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 18 Talking Trees Consulted: 1
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 16 Zombie Dances: 3
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Jew-Pacifying Minecraft SMP

    Jew-Pacifying Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is filled with more drama than a reality TV show!

    Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players fighting over who gets the last piece of cake. We even have a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the server – will you join them or fight against their fluffy tyranny?

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server was actually created by aliens who are using it as a social experiment to see how humans interact in a virtual world. Are they being added to placate jews? Who knows, but it sure makes for a spicy storyline!

    So come on down to our crazy Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos. Just be prepared for anything – because on this server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 22
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Gnome Villages Protected: 10
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 1
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Secret Passages Found: 8
    Crystal Wands Charged: 12 Arcane Towers Raised: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Why is this Aloud? Minecraft Server

    Why is this Aloud? Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that follow the rules? Well, look no further because our server is a wild, lawless land where anything goes! Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? We won’t stop you! The only rule on our server is that there are no rules!

    Join us for epic battles with flying chickens, secret underground dance parties with creepers, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples waiting to be discovered by the bravest of adventurers.

    So why wait? Join our server today and unleash your wildest Minecraft fantasies! Just be prepared for the chaos and mayhem that awaits you.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 38 Falling into the Void: 1
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 9 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 260 Herobrine Sightings: 9
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Bitcoin SMP: I Sold 70% of My Minecraft SMP

    Bitcoin SMP: I Sold 70% of My Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the currency is bitcoin! That’s right, forget diamonds and emeralds, we deal in cryptocurrency here!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the owner of the server sold 70% of their bitcoin in August and now they’re throwing a massive party with all the proceeds. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans will go down at this party? You’ll have to join to find out!

    So come on down to our insane Minecraft SMP where anything can happen and nothing is off limits. Who knows, you might just strike it rich with your virtual bitcoin mining skills!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 9 Magic Items Found: 8694
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 12 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Kamala’s Cool Minecraft Server

    Kamala’s Cool Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with German normalfags who think Kamala is the best candidate? Look no further, because on our server, we believe in the power of chaos and insanity! Join us and witness leftoids who are so delusional, they make the Mad Hatter look sane. Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous and unpredictable Minecraft server out there. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player here, so you never know what kind of mischief he’ll get up to next. Join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 6 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 8 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Unfamiliar Jokesters Minecraft SMP

    Unfamiliar Jokesters Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old structures and mining for diamonds? Well, have we got the server for you!

    Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where players from all different backgrounds and cultures come together to create chaos and hilarity! Imagine a Creeper teaming up with a Villager to take down a group of pesky Skeletons, or a Enderman and a Pig working together to build the most epic roller coaster in Minecraft history.

    But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy events like llama races, chicken jousting tournaments, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. And who knows, you might just find your new best friend in a player from a completely different dimension.

    So come join us on this wild and zany Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding Creepers). Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the laughs and friendship that await you on our one-of-a-kind server!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 22
    Ether Blades Crafted: 15 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Treasure Maps Found: 10 Heroic Legacies Created: 7

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of playing with boring old humans who look like, well, humans? Join our server where the players look like something straight out of a sci-fi movie! We’ve got aliens, robots, and even talking animals roaming around.

    But that’s not all! Our server is constantly hosting insane events and challenges. Ever wanted to participate in a Sim Room Overclock or battle it out in a Union Raid? Well, now’s your chance! And don’t even get us started on our special recruits like Phantom and Rumani. These guys are not your average Minecraft characters, that’s for sure.

    And if you’re into fashion, we’ve got you covered with our exclusive costume passes. Dress your character up as Miranda: Thief of Justice or Tove: Baseball Fan. Who knew Minecraft could be so stylish?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. And who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover some secret codes and unlock even more outrageous features!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 15 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Gods Slained: 0

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Recent Surge of Devilman Yuyu Inspired Shounen Minecraft SMP

    Recent Surge of Devilman Yuyu Inspired Shounen Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for some devilishly good fun with a touch of Yuyu Hakusho-inspired shenanigans? Look no further, because our SMP is the place to be!

    Join us for epic battles against demonic creatures, intense PvP showdowns, and hilarious moments that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Our community is filled with quirky characters and insane storylines that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

    So why wait? Join our SMP today and experience the thrill of devilman/yuyu inspired shounen like never before! Who knows, you might even become the next legendary hero of our server. See you there, adventurer!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10
    Herobrine Sightings: 7 Battle Standards Raised: 13
    Enchantments Applied: 279 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 11

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Blocky Ick Stories Minecraft Server

    Blocky Ick Stories Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of owning hundreds of Steam games that you’ve never even played? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee that you’ll actually play the game you’re logging into! Join us and experience the thrill of actually using those games you spent your hard-earned money on. Who needs a backlog when you can build a castle instead? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly Creeper who only explodes in glitter. Join now for a chance to witness this sparkly phenomenon!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 9 Astral Staffs Crafted: 14
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 19 Endless Legions Commanded: 32
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Epic Shields Constructed: 35
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • 23 m Rate Me Minecraft SMP

    23 m Rate Me Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to spice things up! We have daily events such as “TNT Olympics” where you compete in explosive challenges to win fabulous prizes. And don’t even get me started on our custom mobs – ever fought a zombie riding a chicken? Yeah, we didn’t think so. Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of mining. Just remember, on our server, the crazier you are, the better!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 3345 Heroic Legacies Created: 3
    Haunted Chests Opened: 5 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Void Armor Forged: 14 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Gods Slained: 0
    Mythical Quests Completed: 20 Horror Stories Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Pixelated Plagiarism Minecraft Server

    Pixelated Plagiarism Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil unicorns, and mine for diamonds in a rainbow-colored cave. Our server is so crazy that even the creepers wear party hats and dance to disco music!

    But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of talking chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them or stop their nefarious plans? The choice is yours!

    So come on down to our server and experience the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get turned into a block of cheese by our mischievous cheese wizards)!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Epic Quests Completed: 19
    Zombie Dances: 5 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7
    Buildings Constructed: 13 Unicorn Sightings: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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