Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more mods than you can shake a diamond sword at, including the Snoot Game mod where you can hug gators and the Fang board mod where you can listen to music playlists that will make your pickaxe swing faster!

But that’s not all – we’ve also got a Snootboorus for all your art needs (just no GVH allowed, sorry not sorry) and a Snoot fic spreadsheet that will have you laughing and crying at the same time. And don’t forget about our Snoot AI Chatbots, because who wouldn’t want to chat with a virtual caveman?

So come join us on our server and experience Minecraft like never before. Just watch out for those exploding sheep – they’re a real blast!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Whispering Caves Entered: 6
Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
Epic Shields Constructed: 17 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
Phantom Blocks Placed: 5 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 22

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Kamala’s Crafty Minecraft Server

    Kamala’s Crafty Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to have a wild time! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – Kamala Harris herself plays on our server and she’s always looking for new friends to build with! That’s right, you could be crafting blocks right alongside the future Vice President of the United States! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to train the next generation of Minecraft warriors to defend against a zombie apocalypse. So, if you want to hone your skills and have a blast doing it, come join us today! And remember, a vote for Kamala is a vote for fun!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 6 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 15 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9
    Alien Abductions: 3 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Y O U D I D T H I S Minecraft SMP

    Y O U   D I D   T H I S   Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft SMP where unknown 9 had failed miserably. But fear not, because out of the ashes rose our glorious server! BAMCO may be firing employees and canceling games, but we are thriving and growing stronger every day.

    Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community like no other. Who needs unknown 9 when you can be a part of our insane adventures? So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Villages Defended: 8 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 9
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 6 Horror Stories Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • TartarusCore Minecraft server

    TartarusCore Minecraft server

    Russian analogue of 2b2t for pirated launchers!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Evil Lairs Raided: 3
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 6
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 6 Chimeras Created: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Crafty Falcom Minecraft Server

    Crafty Falcom Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, where the explosions are so big they’ll make your screen shake! Build your own castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and watch as jealous players try to steal your treasure!

    But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot and dangerous mobs that will test your skills to the limit. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs fly and zombies dance the cha-cha!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong sword, because you never know what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of Minecraft mayhem!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 15 Royal Courts Attended: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • “We’re not gonna rig it” Minecraft SMP

    “We’re not gonna rig it” Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! We promise we won’t rig anything… unless it’s a TNT trap to prank your friends! We’ve got the right to choose our shenanigans and there’s no way we’ll lose at having the most fun on this server.

    Join us and fight the powers that be… or just build a giant statue of a potato, we won’t judge. Don’t be an oranglini and come hang out with us, because if you don’t know us, you don’t belong! So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s not rig it anymore… unless it’s for a hilarious prank!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 10 Enchanted Armories Found: 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Divine Spears Created: 18 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Crafty People Minecraft Server

    Crafty People Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of feeling like a social hermit in the Minecraft world? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and become the equivalent of a social whore, getting validation from all the players you interact with. Our extroverted players will give you the 5% fucks you need to feel validated, while you can still give 80% of your fucks to your close friends. It’s a win-win situation! Don’t be a social hermit anymore, join our server and become the social butterfly you’ve always wanted to be!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 17 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Villages Defended: 15 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 15
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 9 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Bag – Minecraft SMP Blue Archive General

    Bag – Minecraft SMP Blue Archive General
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

    We’ve got grand assaults, limit break assaults, and even 2x Normals/Scrimmages for all you PvP lovers out there. And if that’s not enough, we’ve got events like “Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council” – because who doesn’t love a good bookkeeping challenge in Minecraft?

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you might just encounter Gregorius in an indoors torment with heavy armor – talk about a boss battle like no other! And if you’re lucky, you might even come across the Fury of Set in a field with special armor – it’s like a Minecraft fantasy come to life!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world of Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a wild ride)!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 237
    Magic Items Found: 3701 Talking Trees Consulted: 3
    Wilderness Tamed: 15 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 3 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Ambush Traps Minecraft Server

    Ambush Traps Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is filled with ambush traps that will keep you on your toes at all times!

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, BOOM! A trap door opens beneath you and you fall into a pit of lava. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! We promise you’ll be laughing as you watch your friends get pranked left and right.

    And that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground maze filled with twists, turns, and deadly creatures. Only the bravest players will make it out alive, but hey, at least you’ll have a great story to tell your friends!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild ride of ambush traps and outrageous adventures. Just remember to watch your back at all times – you never know what crazy surprises await you around the corner!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Undead Armies Raised: 4
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Wilderness Tamed: 19 Chimeras Created: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Encoder-less Video SBCs Minecraft SMP

    Encoder-less Video SBCs Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everything is normal and predictable? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where SBCs no longer have video encoders because, let’s be honest, who needs them anyway?

    But wait, there’s more! In this crazy world, you’ll have to buy special items to encode over 4k60 because why make things easy when you can make them ridiculously complicated?

    Join us for insane adventures, unexpected twists, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as you are. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 10 Powerful Allies Recruited: 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Horror Stories Survived: 6
    Whispering Caves Entered: 4 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Legendary Items Repaired: 6
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 16

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • ””Is that a cat?!” Minecraft server””

    ””Is that a cat?!” Minecraft server””
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you feel anything? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be experiencing sensations you never thought possible! Just ask our player who exclaimed, “Stop I… I can’t… Control… OOOOHH IM CUMMING” while playing. Join us for a wild ride filled with surprises, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of arousal. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Secret Passages Found: 2
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 148 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Chest Pains Minecraft SMP

    Chest Pains Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only thing causing chest pains is the intense laughter you’ll experience from all the hilarious shenanigans that go down on our server! Forget about real-life worries, join us and let your worries melt away as you embark on crazy adventures with your fellow players.

    Join us if you want to experience heart-pounding excitement as you navigate through treacherous dungeons, build epic structures, and engage in epic battles with giant chickens (yes, you read that right). Who needs nicotine and coffee when you have the adrenaline rush of exploring our wild and wacky world?

    So come on, join us and leave those chest pains in the dust as you dive headfirst into the insanity that awaits you on our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your abs might regret all the laughter-induced workouts)!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 35
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Crystal Caves Mapped: 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 135 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Sparkle World Minecraft server

    Sparkle World Minecraft server

    Server with anarchy and future survival with custom items!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 4 Titanic Battles Fought: 11
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 5 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 13

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Blocky Racism Minecraft Server

    Blocky Racism Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of dealing with racist mobs in Minecraft? Join our server and experience a world where even the creepers are woke! Our server is so inclusive, even the Ender Dragon is a social justice warrior. Plus, our villagers offer free diversity training seminars every Tuesday. Say goodbye to bigotry and hello to a world where everyone is treated equally, even the chickens! Join now and help us build a world where discrimination is just a bad dream (literally, we have a plugin that bans racist players in their sleep).

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1
    Haunted Chests Opened: 4 Ores Mined: 5212
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4
    Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6 Astral Amulets Crafted: 21

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • The Snoot Minecraft SMP: Saturday – Lunara’s Mighty Need Edition

    The Snoot Minecraft SMP: Saturday – Lunara’s Mighty Need Edition
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more mods than you can shake a diamond sword at, including the Snoot Game mod where you can hug gators and the Fang board mod where you can listen to music playlists that will make your pickaxe swing faster!

    But that’s not all – we’ve also got a Snootboorus for all your art needs (just no GVH allowed, sorry not sorry) and a Snoot fic spreadsheet that will have you laughing and crying at the same time. And don’t forget about our Snoot AI Chatbots, because who wouldn’t want to chat with a virtual caveman?

    So come join us on our server and experience Minecraft like never before. Just watch out for those exploding sheep – they’re a real blast!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7
    Dimension Hops: 8 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8 Wyrmholes Dug: 7
    Mythical Quests Completed: 16 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • What Was He Thinking Minecraft Server

    What Was He Thinking Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Imagine if Tulio from El Dorado decided to spice things up by wearing a $5 wig from the discount store and didn’t even bother styling it – that’s the level of insanity you can expect on this server.

    Join us for epic adventures where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes. Our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you laughing non-stop. And don’t even get us started on the treasure hunts – rumor has it that the legendary diamond sword of derpiness is hidden somewhere in the depths of the Nether.

    So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos, join us on this wacky Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. Who knows, you might even run into Tulio himself sporting his fabulous $5 wig!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Mythical Relics Collected: 20 New Chunks Explored: 750874
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 5 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 37
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 4
    Alien Abductions: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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