The SMP Minecraft Conservative Candidate | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BabyBanBirthdayBash

babies, baby-free event, BabyBanBirthdayBash, birthday celebration, Birthday Party, event planning, friend dynamics, ladies only, mom friends, mom guilt, moms, new born, no children, party dynamics, party etiquette, party planning, party rules, Party Vibes, people pleaser, social etiquette

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	8323
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Magic Items Found:	3459	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9274	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Dragons Tamed:	5	Divine Spears Created:	23
Elemental Crystals Collected:	58	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate birthdays in the most epic way possible! Are you tired of boring parties with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, we throw the wildest birthday bashes!

Join us for our 30th birthday party extravaganza, where only ladies are allowed! Leave your significant others and kids at home because this party is all about letting loose and having a blast. We promise it won’t be a rager, but it will definitely be a night to remember.

But beware, we have strict rules about bringing babies to the party. One mom tried to bring her 1-month-old baby and we had to put our foot down. We can’t have the vibes of the party ruined by a tiny human stealing the spotlight! Trust us, you won’t be offended by this rule, it’s all in the name of birthday fun.

So come join us on our Minecraft server for the most outrageous birthday party you’ve ever experienced. Who needs babies when you have virtual blocks to build with and adventures to embark on? Stick to our no kids “rule” and let the party begin!

CheatersNeverProsperMC

BETRAYAL, CheatersNeverProsperMC, Cheating, Commitment, Communication, forgiveness, Honesty, Infidelity, love, loyalty, moving on, personal boundaries, Rebuilding trust., relationship advice, relationship dynamics, relationship problems, relationships, second chances, toxic behavior, Trust, trust issues

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	7638
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Secret Passages Found:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Void Armor Forged:	22
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Dimension Hops:	12
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers full of cheaters? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! We have a strict zero-tolerance policy for cheaters, so you can rest assured that your diamonds are safe with us.

Join our server and become part of our exclusive club of elite players who have never even thought about cheating. We have epic build battles, treasure hunts, and even a secret underground lava parkour course that only the bravest players dare to attempt.

So say goodbye to cheaters and hello to a whole new world of Minecraft fun on our server. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be cheating is death itself!

Musk’s Far-Right Party Panic Minecraft Server

Backlash, concern, controversy, criticism, elon musk, ethical concerns, far-right party, FarRight, German leader, germany, insults, leadership, Minecraft, Musk, Musks, Panic, Party, political influence, political stance, Political Support, Politics, public opinion, right wing, Server, social media, worry

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	5550
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Dimension Hops:	11
New Chunks Explored:	309502	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	36

so like, u know how u always wanted to play on a minecraft server where the german leader is freaking out about elon musk supporting a far-right party? well, guess what, this server has it all! join us for some crazy fun and political drama like u never seen before. build ur own empire while the world around u goes nuts. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and be part of the insanity!

Elon’s EuroCraft Mayhem

billionaire, controversy, disruptive, economic impact, electric vehicles, elon musk, elon musk news, Elons, entrepreneur, environmental sustainability, EuroCraft, european invasion, Global influence, innovation, international relations, MAYHEM, political tensions, space exploration, spacex, Technology, tesla, world leaders

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	5386
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Magic Items Found:	6113
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	17
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Gods Slained:	1

so, like, there’s this totally epic minecraft server that’s causing a ruckus all over the world, just like elon musk’s european invasion! world leaders are getting soooooo mad because this server is just too lit to handle. like, you gotta join this server if you wanna be part of the chaos and make world leaders even more pissed off. plus, rumor has it that elon musk himself plays on this server in between launching rockets and stuff. so, like, join now and be part of the madness!

Crazy Teachers Crazy Parents

academic stress, crazy, education, end of semester, end of vacation, go crazy, long tail tags, mental health, parent burnout, parents, parents going crazy, School, school year, semester ends, stress, Students, summer break, teacher burnout, teachers, teachers going crazy, vacation ends

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	9518
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	128	Mines Excavated:	1992
Meteorites Collected:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	5878
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	6129
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Potions Brewed:	23

Yo, listen up! If you wanna escape the madness of school and parents going bonkers, then you gotta join this Minecraft server! We got pigs that can talk, chickens that can dance, and creepers that tell jokes (watch out for their explosive punchlines, though).

Our server is so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether! We have secret treasure hunts where you can find diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples. And don’t even get me started on our epic PvP battles – it’s like a royal rumble with zombies, skeletons, and players all duking it out for the ultimate prize.

But wait, there’s more! We have a rollercoaster that takes you through the End dimension, a skyblock challenge where you have to survive on a tiny floating island, and a maze that’s so confusing, even the Endermen get lost in it.

So come on, join our server and let’s get crazy together! Who needs school and parents when you have a world of infinite possibilities waiting for you in Minecraft? Let’s do this!

Mouse Brain Merge Server

autism, Brain, discovery, hearing center, interpret, MERGE, Mouse, mouse brain, neurological conditions, pup retrieval, researchers, Server, Signals, smell, social behaviors, social cues, Sound, Understanding

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	435
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Mines Excavated:	2944	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11

so u know how like, mice are all about that smell and sound, right? well, turns out their lil brains are like, mixxing it all up in there. and guess what? that can affect how they interact with each other, like when they go and get their pups and stuff.

so imagine if ur brain was like that too, but in a cool way. like, u join this epic minecraft server and suddenly ur hearing and smell senses are all mixed up, but in a good way. u can hear blocks being placed from miles away and smell diamonds underground. it’s like a superpower, but for minecraft!

plus, we have the craziest stories on this server. like, one time a player found a secret cave filled with talking pigs who were actually aliens in disguise. and another time, a group of players banded together to build a giant roller coaster that went all the way to the moon.

so come join us on this wacky minecraft server where your senses will be all mixed up and the adventures are endless. who knows what kind of crazy stuff you’ll discover!

SCP: SITE-19

Chaos Insurgency, Chat, Discord, Events, Lag, Longplay, Minecraft, OWNER, ping spikes, player-SCPs, Roleplay, rp, S-NAV, Scp, SCP Foundation, SCP-Themed, Site19, Soul, surface area, Tasks, underground facility, Vanilla

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	7850
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Void Armor Forged:	30	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Star Shards Collected:	253	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

SITE-19 Roleplay Server Overview

Description	“SITE-19” is a newly released Minecraft RP server where players can portray various members of the SCP Foundation and groups of interest. The server features a 3.5km² underground facility and a large surface area for immersive gameplay. Everything is hosted on a lag-free vanilla server paid for by the owner.
Server Type	Vanilla Minecraft RP server
Events	Various events hosted regularly, including a planned longplay full site roleplay session with player-SCPs and unique tasks
Contact	Join the Discord server for more information: Discord Link

FAQs (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
What is SITE-19 Roleplay Server?	SITE-19 is a Minecraft RP server where players can roleplay as members of the SCP Foundation and groups of interest.
What sets SITE-19 apart from other servers?	SITE-19 offers a large underground facility, surface area, and regular events for an immersive gameplay experience.
Is the server lag-free?	Yes, the server is hosted on a paid vanilla server to ensure a lag-free experience for players.
How can I join the server?	Join the Discord server linked above for more information on how to join and get started.

Lost Pup Adventures 1.20.3

1.20.3, Adventures, animal cruelty, animal neglect, animal nutrition, animal rights, animal welfare, dog care, feeding schedule, Lost, pet behavior, pet health, pet neglect, pet neglect awareness, pet neglect consequences, pet neglect intervention, pet neglect prevention, pet owner responsibility, pet starvation, pet wellness, pup, starvation, veterinary care

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	9140
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	5574
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	6735	Epic Weapons Forged:	9

Join our Minecraft server and you won’t have to worry about feeding your virtual pets because they don’t need food to survive!

You can focus on building epic structures and exploring the crazy world we have created for you.

Plus, if you get bored, you can always challenge other players to a dance-off in the middle of a lava pit.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s see how long it takes for your dog to starve to death in the game!

PartyCraft Minecraft Server

#partycraft, 35m, bachelor party, Bally’s, best man, BLACKJACK, Coronas, Drama, Drinking, Enjoy, Flight, Friends, groom, Harveys, Kids, Minecraft, Pregnant, Resources, Server, solidarity, Tahoe, vacation time, Wedding

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	810
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	94
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32

Are you tired of boring bachelor parties where you can’t even have a drink? Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate bachelor party experience! We promise no pregnant fiancées or best men trying to ruin your fun. Just pure, unadulterated Minecraft madness with your bros. Build a virtual casino, drink as many virtual coronas as you want, and never worry about being called an asshole for wanting to have a good time. Plus, no need to borrow future vacation time or spend a fortune on flights – just log on and let loose! So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the virtual bachelor party begin!

DadSeatDramaCraft

advance booking, aisle seat, Approval, Behavior, Boy, comfort, Conversation, DadSeatDramaCraft, Father, Investment, plane, Polite, Preference, reasons, refusing, Seat, Shaming, Swap, Watching, Wife, window seat

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	9227
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Secret Passages Found:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value window seats more than anything else! Join us for epic adventures and crazy encounters, just like the time a 7-year-old boy tried to steal someone’s window seat on a plane.

Imagine the chaos of trying to negotiate a seat swap with a grumpy passenger who only cares about that sweet window view. Will you be the hero who saves the day by offering to swap seats, or will you stand your ground and defend your right to the window seat at all costs?

Join us on this server for a one-of-a-kind experience where the only rule is: window seats are life. Who needs diamonds when you can have a prime spot to watch the world go by from the comfort of your Minecraft plane seat? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and claim your window seat before someone else tries to snatch it away!

NoAlcohol4Me Minecraft SMP

addiction, alcohol, alcoholism, cultural beliefs, Decision making, Drinking, family history, health, Lifestyle, long-term effects, mental health, Minecraft, Moderation, NoAlcohol4Me, peer pressure, personal choice, religious beliefs, self-control, smp, Sobriety, social norms, substance abuse, wellness

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	5452
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9

Yo, so like, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s like, totally off the wall crazy? Well, let me tell you about this one server I found that’s like, the most epic place ever. Like, they have this whole storyline where the admins are actually aliens from another planet and they’re trying to take over the world through Minecraft. And get this, if you join the server, you get to be part of the resistance and fight against the alien overlords. How insane is that?

But wait, it gets even better. The server has this whole underground city that’s run by a group of sentient chickens who have formed their own government. And they’re always throwing these wild parties with music and dancing and unlimited chicken nuggets. It’s like a chicken paradise, man.

Oh, and did I mention that the server has a secret hidden dungeon where you can find legendary loot like diamond armor and enchanted weapons? And rumor has it that there’s a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese. I mean, who wouldn’t want to be part of that, am I right?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s totally bonkers and will keep you laughing and entertained for hours on end, then you gotta join this one. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for the unexpected and buckle up for the craziest ride of your Minecraft life. Let’s goooooo! 🐔🚀🧀

DreamCraftLotteryWin

designer clothes, dream art collection, dream designer handbag, dream home, dream luxury watch, dream purchase, dream spa retreat, dream sports car, dream tech gadgets, dream vacation home, dream watch, dream yacht, DreamCraftLotteryWin, exotic vacation, expensive jewelry, financial freedom, fine dining, lavish lifestyle, lottery win, luxury car, private jet

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	8033
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Dragons Tamed:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	342

Are you tired of dreaming about buying a private island or a fancy sports car with your lottery winnings? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can live out your wildest dreams by purchasing a pet dragon that shoots rainbow lasers out of its eyes! That’s right, forget about boring old real life purchases, come join us and make your virtual dreams come true! Who needs a yacht when you can sail the high seas on a giant flying potato? Join our server now and start living your best (and most ridiculous) life!

Brown Adipose Fun Land

adipose, anti-aging benefits, BROWN, brown adipocytes, Brown adipose tissue, brown fat, cardiovascular health, Cellular Respiration, cold exposure, Endurance, energy expenditure, exercise performance, Fat cells, FITNESS, Fun, health, Insulin sensitivity, Land, Longevity, metabolism, Mitochondrial function, obesity prevention, Thermogenesis, weight loss

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	8588
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7621	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92
Alien Abductions:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	75	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where brown adipose tissue will make you run faster and jump higher than ever before! it’s like having a superpower in the game! plus, it will make you live longer and healthier in real life too! who needs potions when you have brown adipose tissue on your side? come join us and become the ultimate minecraft warrior with the power of science!

Podcast Oasis 1.20

(Audio), comedy, culture, Digital Media, education, Entertainment, episodes, humor, interviews, Listening, long tail tags, Media, Music, News, Oasis, on demand, Podcast, podcasting, podcasts, storytelling, streaming, Technology

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	3233
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Lol, bro, do you even listen to podcasts in your cunt? This server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of entertainment into your earholes. Join us if you want your brain to explode with knowledge and laughter. Plus, we have a secret club where we worship a potato god named Spudnik. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join now!

SpaceCraft Minecraft Server

aita, apartment, bills, Boyfriend, career, designated uses, Frustration, Fulltime, gaming room, Grateful, homey, Job, laptop, LIMITED, living room, Minecraft, pc setups, pitching in, Rent, Schooling, Schoolwork, Server, spacecraft, trial run, University, wanting my own space, work room

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	356
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of having your own space, even in the virtual world! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and outrageous stories.

Picture this: You and your partner have separate gaming setups in a designated gaming/work room. But wait, there’s a twist! Your partner works from home and you’re a full-time student with a part-time job. The struggle is real when you want to game but don’t want to distract your partner from work. Can you say gamer problems?

But fear not, on our server, we encourage individuality and respect for personal space. Want to move your setup to the bedroom or living room? Go for it! We support your gaming dreams, even if it means creating chaos in the virtual world.

Join us for a gaming experience like no other, where boundaries are meant to be broken and “homey” is just a state of mind. Who knows, you might even find a partner who loves gaming next to you as much as you do. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness on our Minecraft server and game on, my friend!

Players:	110/400	Votes:	2806
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Alien Abductions:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Astral Projections Made:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2