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Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 3000 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
New Chunks Explored: | 364603 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 31 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 8 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 |
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 11 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, like when Steve accidentally married a creeper because he thought it was a villager in disguise! Or when the entire server got pranked by a group of mischievous Endermen who stole all the blocks from spawn and built a giant statue of a chicken instead.
But that’s not all! We also have daily GF/Wife sharing threads where players can swap partners and build relationships faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe.” Who needs loyalty when you have a whole server full of potential soulmates, am I right?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the chaos for yourself. Just be prepared for anything because on this SMP, anything can happen!