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Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 5594 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 39 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Ores Mined: | 3703 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 |
Animals Bred: | 133 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, like when Steve accidentally married a creeper because he thought it was a villager in disguise! Or when the entire server got pranked by a group of mischievous Endermen who stole all the blocks from spawn and built a giant statue of a chicken instead.
But that’s not all! We also have daily GF/Wife sharing threads where players can swap partners and build relationships faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe.” Who needs loyalty when you have a whole server full of potential soulmates, am I right?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the chaos for yourself. Just be prepared for anything because on this SMP, anything can happen!