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Join us for epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and a community so wild that even the most seasoned players will be left scratching their heads in disbelief. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a story to tell)!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players: 100/100 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8
Alien Abductions: 0 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3 Mythical Relics Collected: 16
Powerful Allies Recruited: 6 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Unseen Monsters Slain: 4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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