Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is so lit that even FOX and USA are fighting over who gets to pay us more money! That’s right, we’re so entertaining that we’re breaking the bank just to keep the fun going.

Join us for epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and a community so wild that even the most seasoned players will be left scratching their heads in disbelief. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a story to tell)!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players: 97/500 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Secret Passages Found: 2
God-Tier Weapons Forged: 21 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
Mines Excavated: 4785 Dragon Scales Harvested: 316
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Void Armor Forged: 22

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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