Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is so lit that even FOX and USA are fighting over who gets to pay us more money! That’s right, we’re so entertaining that we’re breaking the bank just to keep the fun going.

Join us for epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and a community so wild that even the most seasoned players will be left scratching their heads in disbelief. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a story to tell)!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players: 98/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Underground Cities Explored: 3 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2
Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned: 38 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
Phantom Blocks Placed: 5 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Forbidden Tomes Read: 7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY