The Slightly Seasoned Table: Not Vanilla Enough 1.21.1

1.21.1, Blazeandcave’s Advancements, Chat feelings, Community, convenience, Democracy, Discord, Dynmap, GSit, Hard reset, Lands, Minecraft, Multiverse, MVP vote, Plugins, proposals, Seasoned, Semi Vanilla, Shop, slightly, Socialising, Survival, Table, unclaimed land, Vanilla, Worldguard

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	1327
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7

New Minecraft Servers

About TCT:

IP	thecraftytable.com

Welcome to The Crafty Table! We are a small scale, semi-vanilla, survival server with our own creative world. Our community will welcome you with open arms.

We recently did a hard reset of our server for 1.21.1! Meaning there is plenty of unclaimed land to explore.

Our plugins:

Lands
Shop
Worldguard
Multiverse
Chat feelings
Gsit
Dynmap
BlazeandCaves Advancements

What makes us unique?

One of our biggest unique features is our democracy on the server. We allow our players a lot of influence over our world, from plugin suggestions and rules to expansions and our staffing team. If you have an opinion on what you would like to see change on the server, our ears are open.

We host proposals through our Discord where you can put forward such changes which are then discussed and voted on by our community in our meetings at 8pm GMT on Saturdays. We also host a monthly MVP vote for your chance to highlight outstanding players of TCT.

Key links:

Discord: https://discord.gg/mezpHTMq64
Dynmap: http://map.thecraftytable.com:25572/
Planet MC: https://www.planetminecraft.com/server/the-crafty-table-5086328/

TCT News:

Our players have been working hard to expand the overworld canal system, aiming to allow you to travel our entire overworld by boat. Players have also begun work on our nether highway system to make it safe to travel for boats, soul speed users, elytra and camels alike!

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Mad World’s Completion 1.21.2

1.21.2, Bender, completion, Dead IP, Finally Finished, finished game, Game Announcers, game review, game rumors, Graphic design, jake the dog, Kino, mad, mad world, MGR Revengence, New Game Ideas, no more heroes, offensive content, platinum games, Shutting Down, video games, violent games, voice acting, wii games, worlds

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	2627
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Bro, have you ever played a game that’s so offensive it automatically becomes a masterpiece? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our Minecraft server! It’s like playing a game that hasn’t aged a day, just like the graphics in Mad World.

Join us for some crazy fun that’s more violent than a game with Jake the Dog as an announcer shouting dirty things. It’s like Platinum’s second best game, right after MGR Revengence.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to experience the madness of Mad World on our server. Rumor has it that Platinum might shut down, so this might be your last chance to be a part of this epic adventure. Imagine a new Mad World game on our server today – it would be totally awesome, bro!

UnlikableSteveMC SMP

arrogance, dishonesty, insensitivity, lack of accountability, lack of communication skills, lack of confidence, lack of emotional intelligence, lack of empathy, lack of humor, lack of listening skills, lack of respect, lack of self-awareness, negative behavior, Negativity, personality traits, rudeness, Selfishness, smp, Social Skills, UnlikableSteveMC, unlikeable, untrustworthiness

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3971
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Love Letters Sent:	20	Secret Passages Found:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
New Chunks Explored:	12637	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

So, like, this Minecraft server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? Like, if you’re not on it, then you’re missing out on all the fun and craziness that goes down every day. We’ve got, like, a secret underground club where we ride pigs and have dance parties with creepers. And, like, the admins are all unicorns who grant wishes and stuff.

But, like, the real reason you should join is because we have the best snacks. Like, seriously, we have a never-ending supply of cake and cookies and, like, every time you log on, a magical fairy delivers them to your doorstep. It’s, like, totally insane, dude.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes rainbow fire? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. So, like, if you want to be part of the coolest, most ridiculous Minecraft server ever, then you better join us ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Minecrap2024

2024.., Adversity, bad year, Challenges, Difficulties, disappointments, Failures, Frustrations, Hardships, Minecrap2024, misfortunes, negative experiences, Obstacles, regrets, setbacks, shitty year, Struggles, tough times, unfortunate circumstances, unfortunate events

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	7996
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8

Are you still traumatized from the Great Creeper Invasion of 2024? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond armor-clad llamas, flying pigs, and a secret underground base where Steve and Herobrine are actually best friends plotting to take over the world (of Minecraft, that is). Say goodbye to the horrors of 2024 and hello to a new world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures. Join us now and let’s make 2025 the best year ever!

CraftyBlockz

Assistance, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, CraftyBlockz, crisis response, Diplomacy, eastern europe, food aid, foreign policy, Geopolitical, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, kyiv, MIDDLE EAST, Partnership, Peacebuilding, solidarity, strategic ties, Support, Syria, Ukraine

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	3760
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2702	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Animals Bred:	52	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Endless Night Skies:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

come join our minecraft server, it’s like syria and ukraine teaming up for a food fight! we promise more food aid shipments than kyiv could ever dream of. build your own strategic alliances and conquer the virtual world with your epic minecraft skills. who needs real world politics when you can have a blast on our server? join now for a wild ride that will leave you hungry for more!

Deplorable to Adorable in Hours

adorable, Appearance, beauty routine, confidence boosting, daily habits, deplorable, Grooming, HOURS, mental health, personal hygiene, self esteem, self grooming, self improvement, self love, self maintenance, self worth, self-care, self-confidence, self-discipline, self-pampering, skincare, Time management, wellness

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	9887
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Villages Defended:	11	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Love Letters Sent:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

u wanna join our minecraft server cuz it takes u days or even months to look deplorable, but only a few hours every week to look good. our server got magical potions that make u look like a diamond-studded unicorn with rainbow sparkles shooting out ur butt. plus, we got a secret underground disco where u can dance with creepers and skeletons. join us and become the most fabulous player in all of minecraft land!

Blocky Boob Busters

blocky, boob, breast cancer, Busters, Cancer Genetics, cancer research, exodus, genetic factors, genetic testing, health advancements, hereditary cancer, immunotherapy, inherited, lab-made antibody, medical breakthrough, metastasis, oncology, personalized medicine, Prevention, spread, Targeted therapy, Treatment, tumor growth

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	2249
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Meteorites Collected:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	426	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE FUN THAN A PIG IN A DIAMOND MINE! WE GOT SO MANY CREEPERS YOU’LL THINK YOU’RE IN A MINECRAFT HORROR MOVIE! PLUS, OUR VILLAGERS ARE SO DUMB THEY MAKE VILLAGERS IN OTHER SERVERS LOOK LIKE EINSTEIN!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR DIAMOND ARMOR IS SO SHINY, IT MAKES THE SUN JEALOUS! AND OUR WITCHES MAKE THE BEST POTIONS, YOU’LL BE FLYING AROUND LIKE A DRUNK BAT IN NO TIME!

AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT JUST RUN INTO THE LEGENDARY ENDER DRAGON RIDING A GIANT CHICKEN! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE!

What is the IP for BionicLMAO Minecraft Server?

bionic, bionic reacts, bioniclmao, i built, I Built a 100% Invisible Base in Minecraft, i built minecraft, invisible base, invisible base minecraft, Minecraft, secret base minecraft, Server

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	8563
Rating:	4.9 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	620435	Potions Brewed:	171
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Enchantments Applied:	128
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

BionicLMAO is a talented content creator known for producing comedic and entertaining videos on platforms such as YouTube and TikTok. With a unique sense of humor and engaging personality, BionicLMAO has amassed a large following of fans who eagerly await his next upload. His content often includes skits, challenges, and reaction videos, showcasing his creativity and ability to connect with his audience. Through his lighthearted and engaging content, BionicLMAO has solidified himself as a rising star in the online entertainment world.

Nikke’s Realm 1.21

anniversary, Awaken Rapi., christmas party, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, Entertainment Only, FAQ, Game Download, General Info, Merry Nikke., Missilis Candor, nikke on satellite, Nikke Original, Nikkes, Realm, Special Recruit, Stay Tactical, treasure chest, Unbreakable, Upcoming Events, update

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	670
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Votes:	570	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Dragons Tamed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why? Because it’s like a footstep, walk, run event happening from December 26 to January 16. Can you imagine the chaos of running around in Minecraft with all your buddies? It’s gonna be lit! And don’t even get me started on the upcoming events like Co-op: Alteisen on January 3 to January 5. You gotta be there, man! Plus, they got special recruits like Guillotine: Winter Slayer and Rapi: Red Hood. Like, who wouldn’t want to recruit them, right? And the costume passes, bro, the costume passes! Naga: Last Girlhood and Zwei: First Festa are coming up. You gotta dress to impress in Minecraft, you feel me? And they even got codes for some sick rewards. Like, STAYTACTICAL and ENTERTAINMENTONLY, bro! It’s gonna be a party in Minecraft like you’ve never seen before. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this Minecraft party started!

NonsensicalMoose – Minecraft SMP

Absurd, Absurdity, bewildering, BIZARRE, confounding, Enigmatic, illogical, incomprehensible, Inexplicable, irrational, irrationality, mind-boggling, Minecraft, Mysterious, Nonsensical, NonsensicalMoose, paradoxical, perplexing, puzzling, SENSELESS, smp, unfathomable

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	5544
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread! We have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, like what even is that?! And our diamond ore spawns are like, totally bananas, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Our community events are off the charts, we once had a giant chicken riding contest where everyone had to dress up as chickens and ride around on pigs, it was pure chaos but so much fun! And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party, it’s lit AF!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret society of llamas who are actually aliens in disguise, they give out quests and rewards that will blow your mind. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you wishes (within reason, of course).

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CryCraft: The Ultimate Meltdown Server

anguish, bawling, cathartic release, CryCraft, deep pain, Despair, Distress, emotional breakdown, extreme emotions, Heartache, intense grief, loud cry, Meltdown, obnoxious cry, Outburst, overwhelming sadness, Server, sobbing, sorrow, traumatic experience, Ultimate, uncontrollable crying, wailing, WEEPING

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	604
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Animals Bred:	151	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	36

Are you tired of crying alone in the dark? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll be crying tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having!

Join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of your favorite meme characters, the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Crybaby Clan, a group of players who have mastered the art of crying in the most epic and dramatic ways possible. Join them and learn their secrets to becoming the ultimate crybaby in Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the tears of laughter flow as you embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life!

PutinCraft2025

April 2025, border control, citizenship status, deportation, deportation deadline, expulsion, foreign nationals, government order, illegal migrants, immigration crackdown, Immigration Policy, international relations, migrant population, Migrant workers, migration policy, political decision, putin, PutinCraft2025, residency status, russia, visa regulations

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	6801
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Towns Built:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Votes:	1335
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

so, like, this server is so lit, even putin is getting in on the action. he’s like, “all u illegal migrants gotta leave russia by april 2025, but u can come chill on this minecraft server instead.”

we got diamond armor for days, like seriously, you’ll be blinging so hard all the other players will be jelly. and the mobs? they’re like, super chill and just wanna hang out.

plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot. only the true legends can find it, so if you think you’re up for the challenge, come join us.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet creeper named steve who loves to blow stuff up? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so what are you waiting for? come join our server and let’s have a blast together!

5000 Ants SMP

ants, Discord Community Building Farming Cooking Vanilla Cozy Relaxing Gameplay Modpack New HermitCraft-esque 16+ LGBTQ+ Java Server SMP Whitelist Custom Welcoming, Modded, smp

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4651
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Star Shards Collected:	289
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	5000 Ants
Description	A building and farming focused server
Features	Custom modpack, welcoming community, vanilla feel, cozy gameplay
Discord	https://discord.gg/SR9hB7Epgz

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server focused on?	Building and farming
What does the custom modpack focus on?	Farming, cooking, and building
Is the community welcoming?	Yes, very friendly!
Does the modpack maintain the vanilla feel of Minecraft?	Yes, it does
Who would enjoy playing on this server?	Anyone who loves cozy and relaxing gameplay

Leafy Lagoon 1.20.1

1.20.1, ABSENT, Distance, emotional, Heartache, lagoon, Leafy, longing, longing for you, love, Memories, miss you, miss you leafy, missing you, Nostalgia, pining, Reminiscing, sentimental, separation, thinking of you, wish you were here, yearning

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	3911
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft, bro? This server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks, man.

Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate virtual reality where pigs fly and creepers do the Macarena.

Forget about boring old reality, come join us where the grass is made of Skittles and the trees are made of cotton candy.

You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget about that time you accidentally punched a villager in the face.

So come on, join us and let’s build a world where the only limit is your imagination. And maybe some pesky Endermen stealing your blocks, but who cares, right? Let’s do this!

GameAddictMC SMP

console gaming, favorite games, GameAddictMC, Gaming, immersive gameplay, long hours of gaming, Mobile Gaming, Modern Gaming, most played, Multiplayer Games, online gaming, PC Gaming, retro gaming, single player games, smp, top video games, video game addiction, video game community, Video game culture, video game streaming, video game tournaments, video games

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	6114
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind. Like, seriously, it’s like the coolest place ever. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, and we ride around on flying pigs while battling evil creepers. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a wizard who can summon dragons to do his bidding. It’s insane, bro.

But that’s not even the best part. We have this annual tournament where we all have to fight each other with nothing but carrots as weapons. It’s hilarious, man. And the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples. Like, who wouldn’t want that?

So if you’re looking for a totally rad Minecraft experience, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. It’s wild, bro.

CraftyPhoneLand

Communication, connectivity, convenience, CraftyPhoneLand, Daily Life, digital age, digital communication, digital dependency., Digital World, Entertainment, Lifestyle, mobile device, Modern Living, personal device, productivity, screen time, Smartphone, smartphone addiction, social media, tech-savvy, Technology

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	6009
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Animals Bred:	116	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Dragon Eggs Found:	6989	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Are you tired of your boring, mundane life where smartphones rule everything? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Our server is a smartphone-free zone where you can escape the clutches of technology and immerse yourself in a world of pixelated adventures.

Join us and embark on epic quests to defeat the evil Phone Boss, who is trying to take over the virtual world with his army of app minions. Use your crafting skills to build epic structures and weapons to take down the Phone Boss once and for all.

But beware, the Phone Boss has some tricks up his sleeve, like sending annoying text messages and making your screen freeze at the worst possible moments. Can you and your fellow players band together to save the Minecraft world from the tyranny of smartphones?

So, if you’re ready to unplug and have a laugh-filled, smartphone-free experience, join our server today! Who needs a smartphone when you can have an axe made out of diamonds, am I right?