Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 98/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Enchantments Applied: | 54 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Wilderness Tamed: | 11 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 12 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 24 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us as we embark on a wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like Vodafone acquiring THREE Mobile after AT&T swoops in to acquire Vodafone.
But that’s not all – we’re taking it to the next level by turning your in-game smartphone into a crypto wallet, thanks to Chainlink leading the charge in web3 crypto adoption. Who knew you could mine diamonds and Ethereum at the same time?
So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you witness such a ridiculous chain of events unfold while building epic structures and battling mobs with your fellow players? Don’t miss out on the craziest ride of your Minecraft life – join us now!
