The Shitstream Society – Minecraft SMP

absurd humor, Absurdity, designated shitting river, designated shitting river joke, designated shitting river meme, designated shitting river quote, funny, funny quote, humor, internet culture, internet humor, Internet meme, me, meme, Minecraft, online joke, popular meme, Quote, Ridiculous, Shitstream, smp, society, viral, viral quote

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	2085
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Players Killed by Monsters:	4505
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Crops Grown:	3920	Potions Brewed:	172
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a designated shitting river! That’s right, you can let loose and relieve yourself in style while your friends watch in awe.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a mythical creature that lays enchanted eggs filled with rare loot. Join our SMP and embark on a quest to find this elusive creature and claim its treasures for yourself.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also protected by a team of ninja llamas who will defend you from any griefers or trolls. These llamas are trained in the ancient art of llama-fu and will stop at nothing to keep our server safe.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional llama attack).

CraftyTrudeau25%Tariffs

Canada, CraftyTrudeau25Tariffs, cross-border relations, diplomatic tensions, economic impact, Economy, foreign policy, global trade, Government, Import Taxes, international relations, North America, Politics, Retaliates, RETALIATION, Tariffs, trade dispute, trade war, trudeau, trump, Usa

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	2852
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Animals Bred:	76
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	283
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. we got, like, diamond armor for days and, like, a secret underground lair where we keep all our enchanted weapons.

like, one time, this dude tried to grief our base and we straight up summoned a dragon to take him out. it was epic, bro.

also, we have this crazy mini game where you have to ride pigs through a lava obstacle course. it’s, like, super intense and, like, totally worth it if you win.

plus, our admin is, like, a wizard or something. he can, like, shoot fireballs out of his hands and turn creepers into kittens. it’s, like, insane, man.

so, like, if you want to join a server that’s, like, totally wild and full of surprises, then, like, you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Endless Eden

Active, behind, Claims, Community, Discord, dragon fight, Eden, Endless, hour, Join, Minecraft, newly released, Player Base, Player Shops, Playing, released, Semi Vanilla, Server, Seth, smp, teamates, Whitelist

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	8004
Rating:	4.1 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	168230	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla SMP
Active Players	10-15
Dragon Fight	Upcoming in about an hour
Server Age	Newly released

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can find the server IP and connection information on our Discord server.
Is there a whitelist for the server?	Yes, you will need to be whitelisted to join. Please contact an admin or moderator for access.
Are there any server rules?	Yes, please refer to the server rules channel on Discord for a list of guidelines and expectations.
Can I join the dragon fight even if I’m new?	Yes, all players are welcome to participate in server events regardless of experience level.

Celeb Thread Adventure 1.21

Adventure, Aw shit here we go again, behind the scenes, celeb, Celebrity Gossip, celebrity interviews, celebrity scandals, celebrity sightings, Edition, entertainment industry, famous people, Hollywood drama, Hollywood news, movie stars, music artists, paparazzi photos, red carpet fashion, social media influencers, tabloid rumors, Thread, TV personalities

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	5315
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Zombie Dances:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Crops Grown:	3123	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a jungle filled with memes and celebrities.

Imagine building your own crib next to a pixelated version of Kim Kardashian’s mansion. You can even have tea parties with Steve from Minecraft and Justin Bieber. It’s like a virtual Hollywood, but with creepers and zombies lurking around every corner.

And don’t even get me started on the mini-games! We’ve got a game where you have to outrun a stampede of screaming fangirls chasing after One Direction. It’s pure chaos and pure fun, my dudes.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join the madness on this Minecraft server and let’s make some memories that will have you saying, “Aw shit, here we go again!”

HighCraftSILsNFriends

Beach, clubbing, Communication, Drinking, Fiance, Friends, getting high, HighCraftSILsNFriends, judgment, partying, peer pressure, recreational drug use, relationships, Self-expression, sister-in-law, smoking weed, socializing, Trust, trust issues, VALUES

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	3877
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Buildings Constructed:	29	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where getting high with your SIL and friends is not only encouraged, but celebrated! Join us for a wild adventure filled with beach parties, late-night shenanigans, and of course, some good old-fashioned weed smoking.

Our server is the perfect place to let loose and have a good time without any judgment. Whether you’re a seasoned stoner or just looking to try something new, we’ve got you covered. And don’t worry about peer pressure – we believe in making your own choices and having a blast while doing it.

So come on over and join the fun! Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a beach bonfire with your SIL and friends, laughing the night away. And remember, on our server, there’s no such thing as being “too ghetto” – we embrace all walks of life and celebrate diversity in all its forms.

So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and come join us for a wild ride on our outrageous Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

RedditOnASatNight – Minecraft SMP

Boredom, digital addiction, digital age, discussion, Entertainment, forum, internet, late night, Minecraft, online activity, Online Community, procrastination, reddit, RedditOnASatNight, SATURDAY NIGHT, smp, social media, socializing, Technology, time wasting, virtual interaction, virtual socializing, weekend

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	772
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	90
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. This server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

Join us for epic battles against evil chickens, build the most ridiculous structures you can think of, and trade with villagers who speak only in emojis. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato of power!

So why are you still reading this? Grab your pickaxe and join us on the craziest, most nonsensical Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be one heck of a ride!

TrumpCraft2020

activism, civic engagement, civil disobedience, civil rights, democratic values, General strike, government accountability, grassroots movement, political activism, political change, Political protest, political resistance, protest, public demonstration, resistance, resistance movement, social change, social justice, solidarity, Trump administration, TrumpCraft2020

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	2653
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5526	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Are you tired of mining for diamonds in Minecraft only to have them stolen by creepers? Well, fear not my fellow gamers, because on our server, we have a strict no-creeper policy! That’s right, you can finally build your dream castle without worrying about those pesky green baddies blowing it up.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical creature that roams the land dropping diamonds for lucky players to find. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Diamond Dragon in battle, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds for life!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: our server is home to the world’s largest pixel art museum, featuring masterpieces such as the Mona Creeper and the Scream (but with a creeper face instead of a person). So come join us and let your creativity run wild in a world where anything is possible!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

Canada, canada news, CraftyCanuck, cross-border trade, economic impact, Economy, global trade, government policy, Import Taxes, international relations, international trade, Minecraft, North America, political news, retaliatory tariffs, Server, tariff announcement, Tariffs, trade dispute, trade relations, trade war, U.S. goods, united states

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	9072
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5520
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	57
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Enchantments Applied:	149	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11

so like, u know how canada is always chillin up there with their maple syrup and hockey and stuff? well, they just dropped a bombshell and announced they gonna slap 25 PERCENT TARIFFS on all u.s. goods starting tuesday. like, can u even imagine the chaos that’s gonna cause? but hey, if u wanna escape all that drama and have a good time, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that fly, diamonds that rain from the sky, and a secret underground base where we hoard alllll the maple syrup. plus, we got a hockey rink made entirely out of ice blocks. so come on over and leave all that tariff madness behind!

TacoCraft: Tariff Wars

border relations, cross-border trade, diplomatic tensions, economic policy, foreign policy, Import Taxes, international relations, Mexican, mexico, NAFTA, North America, orders, political decisions, president, retaliatory, TacoCraft, tariff, Tariffs, trade war, Trump administration, U.S, united states, Wars

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	7076
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8138	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13

haha omg u guys u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server where the mexican president is like “imma get u back, u.s. with my epic tariffs” and then all the players are like “whaaaaaat” and start building walls in the game to protect themselves from the crazy tariffs lololol. come join the fun and see who will win this epic trade war in minecraft land! it’s gonna be lit fam 🔥🌮🇲🇽

Tapirira’s Anti-MineCraft Fun

anticancer, antimalarial, AntiMineCraft, bioactive compounds, cancer treatment, extracts, Fun, health benefits, herbal remedies, in vitro, malaria treatment, medical breakthrough, natural medicine, pharmaceuticals, plant extracts, plant-based medicine, Potential, research, scientific discovery, study, Tapirira guianensis, Tapiriras, traditional medicine

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	3542
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Emeralds Found:	3395
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Meteorites Collected:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	27
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

so, liek, u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server? well let me tell u sumtin, dis server is so lit that even da Tapirira guianensis extracts are all up in dis bizness. dey got dat antimalarial and anticancer potential in vitro, like wut even is dat? but it’s all good cuz dey got dem bioactive compounds dat will blow ur mind. so if u wanna have a blast and get ur mind blown, join dis server and let’s get wild together!

Bravstars in minecraft server minecraft

Adventure, banner, Bravstars, building, Community, Creative, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Shop, Survival

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	895
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Emeralds Found:	7223
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Towns Built:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Farms Harvested:	128

The description of the server server “Bravstars to Minecraft” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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CircusCraft

circus, CircusCraft, Community, competitive, Cooperative, Details, Diamond, Economy, Entertaining, Events, Fun, Interactive, market, Mini Games, Pets, Quests, Resource, RIDES, smp, Solo, Survival, Unique

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	6972
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Welcome to CircusCraft!

Overview:

Looking for a fun, unique, and engaging Minecraft server? Look no further! CircusCraft offers an amazing experience, blending creativity, community, and exciting features to entertain you for hours!

Features:

Two Worlds to Build in:	Flat Survival Plots: Perfect for communal living and creative builds with friends! Normal Build World: For those who love natural terrain and prefer to build far from the crowd.
Resource Worlds:	Explore dedicated Resource Overworld, Nether, and End worlds! No need to worry about ruining your builds—gather all the materials you need without fear.
Mini-Games Galore:	Spleef 🧊 Red Alert 🚨 Exploding Sheep 🐑💥 …and much more!
Diamond-Based Economy:	A player-led market to buy, sell, and trade your goods. Earn diamonds through chat-based games or by mining!
Adorable Pets:	Purchase cute companions using diamond blocks!
Interactive Rides:	There are fun attractions at the player-led market to enjoy with friends!
Quests & Events:	Start quests at Spawn from mining to crop growing there’s something for all! Coming Soon: A Valentine’s Mining Event! While mining normal ores collect special Valentine’s Candys and trade them for very cute textured items!

Join Us Today!

IP: play.circuscraft.net
Website: www.circuscraft.net
Discord: discord.gg/hvJ3JbXSPj
Trailer: https://youtu.be/9cKKnzKXZQA?si=yhyOk0kMSxtKMZ0e

We would love to have you as part of our small but growing community! 💖

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What is the IP to join the server?

A: The IP to join the server is play.circuscraft.net

Q: Are there different worlds to build in?

A: Yes, CircusCraft offers two worlds to build in – Flat Survival Plots and Normal Build World.

Q: How can I earn diamonds on the server?

A: You can earn diamonds through chat-based games or by mining.

Q: Can I purchase pets on the server?

A: Yes, you can purchase adorable pets using diamond blocks.

Q: Are there mini-games available on the server?

A: Yes, there are various mini-games available, including Spleef, Red Alert, and Exploding Sheep.

Crafted Worlds 1.21.1

1.21.1, 94821114, Chat, Communication, Conversation, crafted, Digital, discussion, forum, internet, message board, Numbers, Online Community, online discussion, Previous thread, social media, Technology, Thread, Thread Archive, thread history, thread index, thread topic, worlds

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	3717
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Villages Defended:	12	Star Shards Collected:	285
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Emeralds Found:	3298
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Yo, listen up fam! This Minecraft server is lit AF, like seriously, you won’t find a better place to build and survive. Why should you join? Well, let me tell you, we got unicorns roaming around, rainbow sheep that poop diamonds, and a secret underground disco party with creepers as DJs.

But wait, there’s more! Our admins are actually wizards who can grant you three wishes (as long as one of them is for more diamonds). Plus, we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a maze of lava and zombie pigmen.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and chaos of this Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be one hell of a ride!

CraftyTeslaWars

Automotive Industry, CraftyTeslaWars, economic consequences, economic impact, economic sanctions, economic warfare, electric vehicles, foreign policy, global economy, Import Taxes, international trade, market disruption, protectionism, RETALIATION, Tariffs, Tesla Vehicles, trade agreements, trade negotiations, trade relations, trade war, US tariffs

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	3874
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Farms Harvested:	999

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most epic virtual economy you’ve ever seen! Imagine if a country decided to retaliate against US tariffs by slapping a 200% or even 300% tariff on Tesla Vehicles – that’s the kind of chaos and craziness you can expect on our server!

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through a world where anything is possible, from trading diamonds for enchanted weapons to building your own empire out of pixelated blocks. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret treasure trove filled with rare loot or encounter a group of mischievous players who will stop at nothing to steal your virtual riches.

So why wait? Come join us on our Minecraft server and see for yourself why everyone is talking about the wild adventures and wacky shenanigans that await you here. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you get caught in a prank war with the resident prankster, then all bets are off!

MapleCraft Minecraft Server

Business, Canada, cross-border trade, diplomatic relations, economic impact, Economy, export, global market, Goods, Import, international relations, MapleCraft, Minecraft, North America, Politics, RETALIATION, Server, Tariffs, TAXES, trade policy, trade war, trump, U.S

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	7778
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Votes:	9056
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20

so, like, this server is like the ultimate revenge against Trump’s tariffs, eh? we got 25 per cent tariffs on billions of U.S. goods, but instead of getting all political and stuff, we decided to create a Minecraft server to show them who’s boss, eh? join us and show Trump that Canadians can build better than anyone else, eh? we got igloos made of diamonds and maple syrup flowing through our rivers, eh? come join the fun and let’s stick it to the man, eh? oh, and did we mention that our creeper explosions are powered by poutine? yeah, you heard that right, eh? so come on over and let’s make Canada great again, eh?

CraftyTrudeau’sRevenge

Canada, counter tariffs, CraftyTrudeausRevenge, economic impact, economic policy, economic sanctions, export tariffs, foreign trade, global economy, import tariffs, international relations, North America, political response, protectionism, RETALIATION, trade agreements, trade dispute, trade war, trudeau, Trump tariffs, united states

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	960
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Love Letters Sent:	16
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5

so, like, this server is, like, the craziest place in all of minecraft land. we got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and creepers that explode in a rainbow of colors.

if you join this server, you’ll get superpowers like the ability to shoot diamonds out of your hands and fly on a magic carpet made of emeralds.

we also have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game, like enchanted golden apples and dragon eggs.

oh, and did i mention that our server is protected by a team of ninja cats who will protect you from any griefers or trolls that try to mess with you?

so come join us on this epic adventure and become the ultimate minecraft master!