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Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 1448 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 9 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 |
New Chunks Explored: | 822627 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 16 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
But that’s not all! Our server is ruled by a mad king who wears a crown made of diamond-encrusted toilet paper. He’s always coming up with ridiculous challenges and quests for the players, like building a giant toilet statue or finding the legendary golden plunger.
Oh, and did I mention the secret underground poop mine? Yeah, we have a whole network of tunnels filled with valuable poop resources just waiting to be mined. It’s like a stinky treasure hunt!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and absurd, come join us and become the ultimate King of shitcoins!