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Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 8649 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Herobrine Sightings: | 3 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 28 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Towns Built: | 1 |
But that’s not all! Our server is ruled by a mad king who wears a crown made of diamond-encrusted toilet paper. He’s always coming up with ridiculous challenges and quests for the players, like building a giant toilet statue or finding the legendary golden plunger.
Oh, and did I mention the secret underground poop mine? Yeah, we have a whole network of tunnels filled with valuable poop resources just waiting to be mined. It’s like a stinky treasure hunt!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and absurd, come join us and become the ultimate King of shitcoins!