The Secret Veggie Patch: Not Just for Veggies! LGBTQ+ Friendly, For the Long Haul, No Sneaky White Beds

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Welcome to The Garden Minecraft Server!
This is a laid-back server that has been running smoothly for over 3 years with no map resets. It features carefully curated mods, custom mobs, items, biomes, and more. The server supports high player counts and has community-made cities.

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Click on the link provided in the announcement above and follow the one-click verify instructions.
Are there any map resets?	No, the server has been running for over 3 years with no map resets.
Is there a world boundary?	Yes, there is a soft world boundary that is 30,000 blocks wide. The saved area is from X15,000 Z15,000 to X-15,000 Z-15,000. Venturing outside the boundary may result in occasional world resets.
What kind of mods are available on the server?	The server features carefully curated mods that automatically install when you join. These mods include custom mobs, items, biomes, and more.
Can I play alone or with others?	Yes, you can play by yourself or with others. The server supports high player counts for large groups, and there are community-made cities you can join or start your own.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Secret Passages Found:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

FaithlessLove in Minecraft SMP

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Have you ever had a moment in your life where you were like, “Wow, I need to join this Minecraft SMP ASAP”? Well, get ready to have your mind blown because our server is like no other!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a wild llama appears and challenges you to a dance-off. Or how about the time when a group of creepers started a boy band and serenaded you with their explosive harmonies?

Join our SMP and experience life-changing moments like never before. From epic battles with giant chickens to building a rollercoaster that takes you to the moon, this server will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your world turned upside down (literally, we have a gravity-defying parkour course).

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Magic Items Found:	7718
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

OopsCraft

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Have you ever accidentally punched a pig in Minecraft and suddenly found yourself on a wild adventure to save the entire pixelated world from an army of evil cows? Well, if not, then you clearly haven’t joined our epic Minecraft server yet!

Join us and experience the thrill of accidentally triggering a secret quest line by stepping on a pixelated butterfly. Watch as your character transforms into a superhero with the power to shoot diamond swords from their eyes and ride on the back of a flying chicken.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopia, a hidden city made entirely out of enchanted blocks that grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that whoever reaches the city first will be granted three wishes, one of which can be used to turn all creepers into friendly kittens.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists, epic battles, and maybe even a dance-off with a zombie disco king. It’s time to turn that small mistake into the greatest adventure of your pixelated life!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Meteorites Collected:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Mythical Swords Crafted:	83	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

ZooCraft Minecraft Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where nine monkeys died mysteriously at the hong kong zoo but don’t worry, our server is monkey-proof! we have bananas for days and even have a monkey king as our ruler. join us for some wild adventures and maybe you’ll uncover the mystery of the monkey massacre. plus, our server has a secret underground banana bunker where you can hide from any monkey business. so come swing on over and join the fun!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

HezDroneBlasters

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so, get this, on this server, we got a secret mission for you: take down Hezbollah’s drone unit that’s being supplied by Iran. like, how crazy is that?! you gotta sneak around, build secret bases, and take out those pesky drones before they cause chaos in the Minecraft world. join now for the most intense and thrilling mission of your Minecraft life! let’s show those drones who’s boss!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8918	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	441
Dimension Hops:	13	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Ignite Survival

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{Version 1.19+} Bored of regular survival? Come join IGNITE Survival. Level up, earn money, fight strong mobs, and build.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Magic Items Found:	1327
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Pristine Network

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Our Gamemodes: – Lifesteal – Duels – Parkour (In Duels) – Spleef (In Duels)

Pristine Network is also a verified McTiers testing server for the Netherite Pot Gamemode.

IP: pristinepvp.net Bedrock Port: 10691 Add Friend To Join (Bedrock): PristineNetwork Store: store.pristinepvp.net Discord: discord.gg/pristine | discord.pristinepvp.net

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Runes Activated:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Towns Built:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Pleasantly Surprised Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the surprises never end! You’ll be pleasantly surprised to find that our server has just launched its second season, filled with even more craziness and chaos than before.

Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through our custom-built world, where you’ll encounter everything from flying pigs to dancing llamas. But be warned, the mobs on our server have a mind of their own and will stop at nothing to thwart your plans.

Looking for a challenge? Look no further! Our server is home to the most difficult parkour courses you’ve ever seen, guaranteed to make even the most seasoned Minecraft player break a sweat. And if that’s not enough, try your hand at our PvP arena, where only the strongest survive.

But the real reason to join our server? The community, of course! Our players are a wacky bunch, always up for a good time and ready to welcome new members with open arms. So come on in and join the fun – you won’t be disappointed!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Void Gems Collected:	32	Buildings Constructed:	47
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

/pcg/ – Minecraft SMP: Phasing Connectivity

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than this insane Minecraft SMP! Join now for a chance to play with characters like Lia the Lava Queen, Utatane Nasa the Nether Ninja, and Hakushika Iori the Ender Dragon Tamer!

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic battles between Fujikura Uruka the Creeper Whisperer and Shisui Michiru the Skeleton Slayer. And don’t forget about the legendary duo of Pipkin Pippa and Kaneko Lumi, who are known for their epic pranks and crazy builds.

Join now before it’s too late and experience the chaos of Dizzy Dokuro’s TNT explosions, Jelly Hoshiumi’s underwater adventures, and Ember Amane’s fiery escapades!

But that’s not all! Get ready to team up with Remilia Nephys the Redstone Queen, Chisaka Airi the Farming Goddess, and Amanogawa Shiina the Mining Master. And don’t miss out on the chance to hang out with Himemiya Rie the Enchanting Enchantress and Erina Makina the Potion Princess.

And if that’s not enough, get ready for the wild antics of Komachi Panko the Parkour Pro, Runie Ruse the Ravager Rider, and Eimi Isami the Enderman Whisperer. Plus, witness the magic of Muu Muyu the Mushroom Magician and Hikanari Hina the Hopper Hero.

But wait, there’s more! Join now to meet Saya Sairroxs the Slime Queen, Kannagi Loki the Llama Lord, and Kokoromo Memory the Cat Crusader. And don’t miss out on the chance to hang out with Gram Pico the Griefer Guru and Ayase Yuu the Adventure Alchemist.

So what are you waiting for? Join this crazy Minecraft SMP now for a chance to experience the wildest adventures and craziest shenanigans you’ve ever seen!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

CousinCraft WeddingGate

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with family feuds, wedding drama, and unexpected plot twists!

Imagine logging in to see your cousin’s wedding invitation, only to find out you weren’t actually invited because she didn’t want her husband’s family to know you’re a lesbian. Talk about a plot twist! But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of drama to go around, so come join the fun!

Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the chaos and craziness on our Minecraft server? Join now and become part of the wildest family drama you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this rollercoaster of emotions!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Love Letters Sent:	17	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Astral Projections Made:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

PrettyCraft SMP – Realizing Beauty

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you! We have a strict “no ugly players allowed” rule, so if you’re not drop-dead gorgeous, you might want to look elsewhere.

But don’t worry, we have plenty of reasons for you to join our server. For starters, we have a secret underground beauty pageant where players compete to be crowned the most attractive in the land. The winner gets a diamond crown and a lifetime supply of virtual makeup!

Not only that, but we also have a “makeover mountain” where players can go to get a virtual makeover from our resident beauty expert, GlamourGamer69. She’s known for her impeccable contouring skills and can make even the blockiest of players look like supermodels.

So if you’re ready to show off your pixelated beauty and compete for the title of the fairest of them all, come join our SMP today! Just remember, if you’re not pretty enough, you might get kicked off the server. Beauty is serious business, after all.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Animals Bred:	96	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

MineGirrlRealityCheck

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Are you tired of being limited by the harsh realities of the real world as a woman? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can be whoever you want to be without any limitations! Want to be a fearless warrior who slays dragons and saves the day? Go for it! Want to build a castle fit for a queen? You got it! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the block limit, but who’s counting?). Join us and escape the harsh realities of womanhood for a world where anything is possible!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Void Armor Forged:	17
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Pixel Taliban Minecraft Server

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so, like, this server is, like, totally insane, man. we got, like, afghan taliban running the show and they’re all like “no pictures of living things allowed, bro.” it’s like, so crazy, you gotta join just to see how wild it gets. we got pigs flying and cows doing backflips, but you can’t take a picture of it, man. it’s like a total mind trip, you won’t believe your eyes. so come on and join the madness, you won’t regret it, dude.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

KoreaCraft: Blowin’ Up Roads & Takin’ Names

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so, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. we got, like, explosions and stuff happening all the time. just like that time when north korea blew up the inter-korean road and south korea was all like, “nah, man, we ain’t havin’ that” and started firin’ back. it’s like a war zone up in here, but with blocks and stuff. join us if you wanna experience the thrill of battle without actually getting hurt. plus, we got free virtual snacks for all players. who wouldn’t wanna join a server that gives out free snacks, amirite? come on, join us and let’s blow stuff up together!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Ores Mined:	9204
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Alien Abductions:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Savage Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being a boring old Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can turn into a savage! That’s right, you’ll be running around the blocky world with a wild look in your eyes, ready to take on anything that comes your way.

Join our server for the chance to ride on the backs of creepers like they’re your trusty steeds. Who needs horses when you can have explosive transportation? Plus, our Endermen are trained to do your bidding, so you can have your own personal army of teleporting minions.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chickenzilla, a giant chicken that roams the land wreaking havoc on unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to take on this feathered fiend?

So come on down to our server and embrace your inner savage. Just be sure to watch out for the lava pits and TNT traps, because things can get pretty wild around here.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension Hops:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Best DOOM 2 Level: MAP 28: The Spirit Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join our server and experience the wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of zombie pigmen start breakdancing around you. Or how about the time our admin accidentally turned all the cows into flying pigs? Oh, the chaos!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle it out in epic PvP tournaments, where the winner gets a golden carrot as a prize. Trust us, it’s worth it.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the best DOOM 2 level ever: MAP 28: The Spirit World. Why is it the best, you ask? Because it’s filled with hidden treasures, secret passageways, and a giant chicken boss that shoots fireballs. Yes, you read that right.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the craziest, most outrageous gameplay of your life. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you in the game!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Alien Abductions:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	9

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.