The Secret Society of Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Visage Battle 1.21.4

1.21.4, Aesthetics, Appearance, Artificial Intelligence, attractiveness, battle, beauty, Body, body image, debate, Enhancement, face, facial recognition, Features, HUMANOID, IMPORTANCE, Perception, Physical, Preferences, robotics, Robots, Technology, visage

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	5625
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	12
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Void Gems Collected:	26	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Secret Passages Found:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, on this server, we debate the most important question of our time – do robots care more about having a bomb-ass face or a thicc body?

Imagine rolling up to this server and being greeted by a bunch of robots with flawless faces and banging bodies. It’s like a futuristic robot beauty pageant up in here! And you get to be a part of it, bro!

So, if you wanna hang out with some sexy robots and ponder the deep philosophical questions of our time, then this Minecraft server is the place to be. Don’t miss out, join now and let the robot beauty debates begin!

PupperPurge Minecraft Server

animal welfare, back legs, compassion, difficult conversations, dog behavior, dog health, dog love, dog owner, Empathy, EUTHANASIA, incontinence, Labrador, Medications, Minecraft, mobility issues, panting, pet care, pet ownership, PupperPurge, quality of life, Server, Support, Tough Decisions

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	3361
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	454	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as this poor lab’s life? Look no further! Our server is so wild, you’ll feel like you’re rushing around with your butt on the ground just to keep up!

Join us and experience the thrill of dragging your legs under you as you explore our crazy world. Our server is so intense, you’ll be panting after every short walk from room to room – just like this lab!

But wait, there’s more! We have pee pads scattered all over the server for your convenience, because you’ll be so excited to play that you won’t want to take a break. And don’t worry about drinking water, we’ve got snow in a bowl for you just like this poor dog!

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as miserable and chaotic as this lab’s life, join us now! Just be prepared for some unexpected surprises, like the occasional spat of pooping blood… it’s all part of the fun!

BlockBusterNeighbors

Access, Adults, aita, bizarre behavior, BlockBusterNeighbors, building management, child, Confrontation, fire code, front door, Lease Violation, neighbors, NYC, polite request, property management, small building, stroller, Threats, umbrella stroller

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	4825
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Buildings Constructed:	36	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have any neighbors storing strollers in front of your virtual door! 🚫👶🏼🍼

Join us and experience a world where fire codes are actually followed and you can come and go from your blocky apartment in peace. No bizarre confrontations with angry moms on speaker phone here! 📞😂

Our server is the perfect place to escape the drama of real life and build your dream virtual world without any pesky strollers blocking your way. So come on in, grab your virtual umbrella stroller, and let’s have some fun! 🌟🎮 #MinecraftLife #NoStrollerDrama #VirtualEscape

RespawnMySO69

CLONE, cloning technology, death, Decision making, emotional attachment, ethical dilemma, existential questions, Grief, hypothetical scenarios, Loss, love, Memories, moral implications, personal beliefs, philosophical debate, relationships, RespawnMySO69, resurrection, science fiction, Significant Other, soulmate

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3080
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer you the chance to clone your significant other if they meet an untimely demise in the game! Imagine losing your in-game partner in a tragic mining accident, only to have the option to respawn them back to life in all their blocky glory.

Join our server for the ultimate romantic experience – build a virtual life together, fight off creepers side by side, and never worry about losing your player two again. Who needs grief counseling when you can just respawn your loved one with a click of a button?

So come on, join us and never fear losing your in-game soulmate again. Love knows no bounds, especially in the world of Minecraft!

OJ & Steel Showdown MC

Canada, cross-border trade, diplomatic relations, economic impact, global economy, import/export, international trade, market access, negotiation strategies, North America, Orange Juice, political tension, protectionism, RETALIATION, showdown, Steel, Tariffs, trade war, trump, US

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	7848
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Farms Harvested:	468
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	4

so, like, if u wanna join this epic minecraft server, u gotta know that we got orange juice and steel on the line with Canada. if u don’t join, Trump gonna impose tariffs on us and we gonna have to start a war with Canada. but if u join, u can help us fight off the Canadians with your epic building skills and sword fighting abilities. plus, we got a secret stash of diamonds hidden in a volcano that only the bravest players can find. so come join us and save us from the wrath of Canada!

Thalassa Server

adult players, Anarchy, anarchy play, anarchy server, build-protection, Check it out, Community, encouraged, Experiment, EXPERIMENTAL, Friendly, good community, historical bases, Mature, Mature Players, ONLINE, play style, Server, Server admin, souvenirs, Thalassa

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	3528
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	11	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Animals Bred:	78
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Thalassa Anarchy Server
Essential Info:
IP: theserverwont.work
Runs in 1.19 (No chat reporting)
Essential plugins only (Anti lag/Chat mechanics) etc.
Server/world are brand new
No Bans, ever. Do as you will.
Friendly anarchy play style encouraged
Nonessential info:
Server is geared towards mature, adult players.
Sexual content very much discouraged
Racist content very much discouraged
Hacking very much discouraged
Future build protection may be a possibility for historical bases

FAQ:

Q: What version does the server run on?

A: The server runs on version 1.19 and does not have chat reporting.

Q: Are there any restrictions on bans?

A: No, there are no bans on the server. Players are free to do as they please.

Q: What kind of players is the server geared towards?

A: The server is geared towards mature, adult players. Sexual, racist, and hacking content is discouraged.

Q: Is there any future protection for historical bases?

A: There may be future build protection for historical bases, but it is not guaranteed at this time.

Q: Can I join the server casually?

A: The server encourages a friendly anarchy play style and asks players to take it seriously. Server admin will be available to answer questions and give souvenirs. Thank you for considering joining.

Mathematical Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, ai, bad AI, best girl, best name, bonus multiplier, calculation, character comparison, long tail tags, margin measurement, mathematical, mathematical determination, Mathematics, name contribution, not best girl, Realm, similar character, tag analysis

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	8936
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you something mind-blowing – this server has the craziest bonus multiplier that will make you the best girl in the game! And guess what? It’s all based on your name!

I’m talking about some next-level math stuff here, like calculating the margin between the best girl and some random Ai character. But let me tell you, all the Ai characters on this server are best girls, so you better get that name game on point if you wanna rule the Minecraft world!

Don’t miss out on this epic server where your name can literally make you the queen bee of Minecraft. Join now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate best girl!

NostalgicNicheCraft

cultural references, ESOTERIC, Forgotten, forgotten details, memory lane, niche reference, Nostalgia, NostalgicNicheCraft, Obscure, obscure facts, obscure knowledge, obscure pop culture, old school, pop culture, Reminiscing, Throwback, Trivia, trivia question, uncommon, unique reference, vintage

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	9831
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4762	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

Do you remember that one time when Steve accidentally rode a pig off a cliff and landed in a pool of lava? No? Well, you must join our Minecraft server to experience all the wacky adventures and crazy shenanigans that only the true Minecraft connoisseurs will appreciate. From building giant statues of creepers to organizing epic chicken races, this server is the place to be for all the niche references that will make you laugh until your diamond armor breaks. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride that you won’t soon forget!

AntarcticIceMine Minecraft Server

1.2 million year old ice, ancient climate data, ancient ice, Antarctic exploration, Antarctic ice cores, antarctica, AntarcticIceMine, climate research, environmental studies, geological history, glacial research, ice age, ice core analysis, ice core samples, ice core samples from Antarctica, ice drilling, ice sheet analysis, Minecraft, paleoclimate research, polar ice caps, polar science, scientific discovery, Server

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	1136
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	2774	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

come join our minecraft server where we have 1.2-million-year-old ice pulled up from under antarctica! u can build ur base on this ancient ice and pretend ur a caveman or something lol. maybe u’ll find a frozen dinosaur or a woolly mammoth while u mine for diamonds. who knows what kind of ancient treasures are waiting for u on this server. join now for a prehistoric adventure like no other!

CraftyMusk’sFarRightFun

#endorsement, AfD leader, billionaire, controversial, controversy, CraftyMusksFarRightFun, criticism, elon musk, extremism, far-right movement, German far-right party, germany, Musk, nationalist, political figure, Politics, populism, right wing, social media, Statement, Support

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	5098
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Ores Mined:	8718	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where elon musk himself praises the leader of the afk party and supports the german far-right party!! we have pigs that fly and chickens that dance to techno music!! build a castle made entirely of cheese or ride a llama into battle against the evil zombie hordes!! our server is so lit, even herobrine himself is scared to log on!! join now for the most insane minecraft experience of your life!!!

CitrusCraft: Magi-Fruit Frenzy

acid soils, agricultural practices, citrus farming, citrus orchards, citrus production, CitrusCraft, crop production, farming techniques, Frenzy, fruit quality, fruit yield, humid subtropical regions, MagiFruit, Mg deficiency, Mg fertilizer, Mg leaching, nutrient management, plant nutrition, soil amendments, soil balance, soil conditioner, soil health, Sustainable Agriculture

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	6598
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Crops Grown:	3073
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more magnesium than a citrus orchard on steroids! our soil is so fortified with magnesium that even the creepers are glowing with energy.

if you want high fruit yield and quality, look no further than our server. our citrus trees are so juicy and delicious, you’ll never want to leave.

we have the most epic battles in our humid subtropical regions, where players fight for control of the magnesium mines. trust us, you won’t find this level of intensity anywhere else.

so come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with magnesium, fruit, and epic battles. you won’t regret it!

Obsidian Peak

Adventure, bedrock, collaboration, Community, creativity, Cross-Play, Experience, Feedback, Friends, Gaming, hidden, Improvement, java, multiplayer, obsidian, peak, Platform, Plugins, smp, Staff, Survival, teamwork, Treasures

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	4649
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	55
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Server Name:	Obsidian Peak
Server Type:	Minecraft Survival Multiplayer
Features:	Quality of Life plugins, player-driven economy, land claim, Player vs Environment gameplay
Community:	Welcoming, values teamwork, creativity, collaboration
Staff:	Currently looking for new staff and helpful members
IP Address:	play.obsidianpeak.xyz
Discord:	https://discord.gg/viibe

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question:	Answer:
Is Obsidian Peak a Java or Bedrock server?	Obsidian Peak is a cross-play Java and Bedrock server, allowing players to play with friends on different platforms.
What plugins does Obsidian Peak have?	Obsidian Peak has Quality of Life plugins such as /sethome, /tpa, and /rtp to enhance the survival experience.
How can I join the server?	You can join Obsidian Peak by entering the IP address play.obsidianpeak.xyz in your Minecraft client.
Is there a player-driven economy on Obsidian Peak?	Yes, Obsidian Peak features a player-driven economy where players can buy, sell, and trade items with each other.
Can I apply to be a staff member on Obsidian Peak?	Yes, Obsidian Peak is currently looking for new staff members and helpful members of the Minecraft community. You can inquire about staff positions on the server or Discord.

Glossy Depths Rise 1.20

beauty industry, brand, branding mistakes, business failure, comically hard, Competition, consumer behavior, Depths, diminishing returns, Failure, financial loss, GLOSSY, lessons learned, market analysis, market saturation, Marketing, marketing strategy, product development, product launch, ReGloss, Rise, understatement

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	7220
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Void Armor Forged:	28
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

Yo, so like, this server is like a total trainwreck but in a hilarious way. Like, you know those moments when you’re laughing so hard you can’t breathe? Well, that’s basically what this server is all about. It’s like a dumpster fire of chaos and confusion, but in a good way.

Join this server if you want to experience the most epic fails and epic wins all at once. It’s like a rollercoaster of emotions, but instead of going up and down, you’re just spiraling out of control.

Trust me, you won’t regret joining this server. It’s like a comedy show, but with creepers and zombies instead of stand-up comedians. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to question your sanity in the best way possible.

ShowerCraft: GF Betrayal 😱

aita, Asshole, Behavior, Best Friend, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Cheating, Communication, feelings, Girlfriend, Honesty, Monogamous, overreacting, relationship, ShowerCraft, showered, someone else, together, Trust, UNACCEPTABLE, vacation

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	3135
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Astral Projections Made:	2
Void Armor Forged:	28	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Emeralds Found:	5060	Chimeras Created:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where showering with someone else is not only accepted, but encouraged! Imagine the fun you’ll have building shower houses with your friends and taking communal showers together. Who needs privacy when you have a whole server of shower buddies?

Join now and experience the thrill of showering with your best friend’s sister, your neighbor’s cat, or even a random villager from the nearest village. The possibilities are endless and the water is always warm!

Don’t worry about cheating or monogamy here, because on our server, showering with multiple people is just a normal day in the blocky world. So come on in, lather up, and let the shower shenanigans begin!

Poop Panic Server

bathroom urgency, Bowel Movements, digestive system, digestive urgency, gastrointestinal health, gastrointestinal issues, holding it in, intestinal distress, Panic, Poop, poop urgency, poop urgency causes, poop urgency differences, poop urgency explanation, poop urgency factors, poop urgency reasons, poop urgency triggers, Server, Urgency, urgent bathroom needs, urgent bathroom trips, urgent bowel movements, urgent poops

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	5096
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	67
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Void Armor Forged:	14	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Divine Spears Created:	22	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh your pants off? Well, look no further because our server will have you running to the bathroom in no time!

Join our server for the most urgent and hilarious poops you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Our virtual toilets are always overflowing with excitement and adventure.

Why wait hours to go to the bathroom when you can join our server and feel the urge to poop instantly? Trust us, you won’t be able to hold it in once you see all the crazy shenanigans happening on our server.

So come on, join us for a wild ride and experience the most outrageous poops of your Minecraft life!

Players:	98/600	Votes:	9060
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Love Letters Sent:	15	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Magic Items Found:	6708	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2