Are you tired of your real-life spouse nagging you to take out the trash and do the dishes? Well, say goodbye to domestic responsibilities and hello to a virtual wife on our Minecraft SMP! Our server offers the unique feature of marrying other players and starting a virtual family. Who needs a real wife when you can have a pixelated partner who will never ask you to clean the toilet?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “House of Diamonds,” a secret mansion filled with endless riches and treasures. Rumor has it that those who find the hidden entrance will be rewarded with stacks upon stacks of diamonds. Will you be the one to uncover this elusive treasure trove?

Join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride of virtual romance, diamond hunting, and wacky adventures. Who needs real life when you can escape to a world where anything is possible? So what are you waiting for? Come join us and start your journey to virtual wedded bliss!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 99/500 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Demon Skulls Collected: 26
Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Epic Quests Completed: 21
Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Whispering Caves Entered: 3
Heroic Oaths Sworn: 24 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • SeatSnatcherCraft

    SeatSnatcherCraft
    Are you tired of entitled subway moms expecting you to give up your seat for their perfectly capable 8-year-old child? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where everyone gets a virtual seat and no one can guilt trip you into giving it up!

    Our server is a safe haven for all those who have been victimized by subway shaming. Build your own virtual subway car and never worry about being judged for wanting to sit down after a long day of work.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a special “Entitled Mom” role-playing mini-game where you can practice standing your ground and saying “no” to virtual entitled moms. Show them who’s boss in a world where you make the rules!

    So join us now and let’s create a world where everyone gets a seat, no matter how old they are!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Magic Items Found: 6835
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 11 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 29 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • RoomSecrets Minecraft SMP

    RoomSecrets Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of your boring old room objects just sitting there collecting dust? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, every object has a personality and they spill all your secrets! Imagine your lampshade gossiping about your late-night dance parties or your bedspread revealing your embarrassing sleep-talking habits. Join us for a wild ride of hilarity and chaos as you navigate a world where even your toothbrush has a juicy story to tell. Who knows what wacky adventures await you in this zany server? Join now and let the inanimate objects spill the tea on your life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 11 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6
    Star Shards Collected: 84 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6
    Goblin Markets Raided: 9 Shattered Realms Restored: 2

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • RespawnWishList

    RespawnWishList
    Do you wish your pet rock from 3rd grade was still alive? Or maybe that goldfish you won at the fair but accidentally flushed down the toilet? Well, on our server, we bring your wildest dreams to life! Join us and you just might find yourself face to face with your long lost pet rock, now transformed into a majestic diamond golem ready to fight by your side. Don’t miss out on the chance to reunite with your beloved childhood companions in the most epic way possible!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 8146 Fairy Circles Danced In: 8
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 3
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Divine Relics Bestowed: 15
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 17
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 7 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Nano Ruler Minecraft Server

    Nano Ruler Minecraft Server
    u ever wanted to measure the distance between molecules in minecraft? well u can do that on our server! we have a microscopic ruler that can measure distances as small as one atom-wide! it’s like being a scientist but in a blocky world! join now to explore the infinitely small world of minecraft and show off your advanced techniques to all your friends! who knew minecraft could be so educational and fun at the same time? come join us and be a part of the tiny revolution!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 5 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Herobrine Sightings: 7
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 92 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5 Astral Amulets Crafted: 30
    Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Heroic Legacies Created: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Kriegcraft

    Kriegcraft

    Welcome to Kriegcraft!

    a Towny earth server, featuring a 1:1500 earth survival map where YOU can make your own town and nation and decide the geopolitical events in the server.

    some interesting plugins you might like! (more plugins on server)

    – Advanced seasons (winter, summer, spring etc..) – quality armor ( Weapons, explosives etc..) – Vehicles ( planes, helicopters, tank and more!) – Towny ( create your own town & nation! – Brewery ( beer, vodka & much more!) – Advanced jobs! ( i bought the paid version so more fun for you! +mcmmo )

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Buildings Constructed: 50 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 13 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Chimeras Created: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • The Imladris Conclave

    The Imladris Conclave

    Survival Minecraft with MMOcore skill trees, MythicMobs, custom crops, and enhanced mechanics! Challenge yourself in a hard-mode experience where discovery and creativity are key. Join a small, welcoming community for long-term adventures!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 3
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Void Gems Collected: 34
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Soul Contracts Signed: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Who Was Wrong? Minecraft Server

    Who Was Wrong? Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just too serious? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for chaos and mayhem!

    Join us and become part of the epic battle between Steve and a horde of angry chickens who are seeking revenge for all the times they’ve been turned into nuggets. Will you help Steve defend himself or will you join forces with the chickens and overthrow him once and for all?

    But that’s not all! Our server also features a secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs and skeletons are the backup dancers. Get ready to boogie down with the undead like never before!

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a llama on a trampoline, then come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world. Just remember, in this server, the only thing you can count on is the unexpected!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 7 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Void Gems Collected: 11 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 30
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 4
    Mines Excavated: 2288 Portal Loops Escaped: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Famous Filmmakers Minecraft SMP – Do any actors browse Minecraft SMP?

    Famous Filmmakers Minecraft SMP – Do any actors browse Minecraft SMP?
    Are you tired of being a 26-year-old unemployed loser? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and become a famous filmmaker or actor overnight! Who needs Hollywood when you can build your own blockbuster movies in Minecraft?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to secret underground societies, where players battle it out for control of the server. Will you rise to the top and become the ultimate ruler of this virtual world? Or will you be forever known as the noob who couldn’t even mine a diamond?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start living out your wildest dreams! Who knows, maybe you’ll even land a job as a professional block builder. The possibilities are endless in this wacky world of pixels and possibilities.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 20 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Secret Passages Found: 8 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 10
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 43 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • StepMom’sCookingSucksLOL

    StepMom’sCookingSucksLOL
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as mysterious as my stepmother’s cooking habits? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns just like the leftovers in our fridge that she refuses to eat.

    Are you tired of the same old boring servers with predictable gameplay? Well, on our server, you never know what’s going to happen next. Just like how I never know if my stepmother is actually a secret alien who only eats sandwiches and scrambled eggs.

    Join now and experience the thrill of paranoia and confusion as you navigate through a world where nothing is as it seems. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover the truth behind my stepmother’s strange behavior. Or maybe you’ll just build a cool castle, who knows!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Love Letters Sent: 7
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 7
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Minecraft SMP: Identity Crisis

    Minecraft SMP: Identity Crisis
    Are you tired of the mundane grind of everyday life? Do you yearn for adventure, excitement, and endless possibilities? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and embark on a journey like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky creepers).

    Picture this: you spawn in a world filled with towering mountains, lush forests, and treacherous caves just waiting to be explored. But beware, for danger lurks around every corner! From zombie hordes to explosive TNT traps set by mischievous players, you never know what might happen next.

    But fear not, for you are not alone in this wild world. Join forces with other players to form alliances, build epic bases, and conquer the land together. Or, if you’re feeling particularly bold, strike out on your own and become a legendary solo player, feared and respected by all.

    So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Well, for starters, we have a thriving economy where you can buy and sell goods, trade with other players, and even set up your own shop. Need diamonds? No problem, just head to the nearest mine and start digging! Want to show off your building skills? Enter our weekly build competitions and win fabulous prizes!

    But perhaps the most compelling reason to join our Minecraft SMP is the community. Our players come from all walks of life, united by their love of the game and their desire for fun and friendship. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a total noob, you’ll find a place here among us.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start your epic adventure! Who knows, you might just become the stuff of legends.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 287 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Players Killed by Monsters: 7287
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 29 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 7

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • CraftyAnxietyCraft

    CraftyAnxietyCraft
    Are you tired of getting anxiety over simple things like creepers blowing up your house or running out of diamonds in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and experience a world where creepers are actually just misunderstood pets who love giving hugs, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party hosted by Notch himself.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of rotten flesh. Rumor has it that he can build a castle in under 10 minutes using only his mind and a handful of dirt blocks.

    So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to unnecessary anxiety forever! Plus, we have free cake at spawn every Friday. Because who doesn’t love cake, am I right?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Astral Staffs Crafted: 20
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 10
    Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 88
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Void Armor Forged: 18 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 9

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • CommieCraft Minecraft Server

    CommieCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, u ever wanted to be part of a server that has the backing of russia AND north korea? well, look no further cuz this server is where it’s at!

    imagine building your epic base while knowing that if anyone messes with you, you got the might of two powerful countries behind you.

    plus, we have secret underground bunkers filled with rare loot and hidden treasures.

    join now and be part of the most insane alliance in minecraft history!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 41 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15 Battle Standards Raised: 9
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 5 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Tax Haven Havoc

    Tax Haven Havoc
    come join our minecraft server, where we have more enablers than the oversea uk territories! we are the biggest enablers of FUN and craziness! our tax advocacy group is all about making sure you have a great time while playing minecraft.

    we have insane stories like the time a creeper tried to do taxes but ended up blowing up the whole village instead! or when a group of skeletons formed a tax evasion scheme but got caught by the irs (irritating ravaging zombies).

    join us for a wild ride of tax abuse and corporate shenanigans in the world of minecraft! you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and laughter.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Goblin Markets Raided: 6 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Evil Lairs Raided: 3

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • BlockyLegs – StandingDeskNoMore

    BlockyLegs – StandingDeskNoMore
    so, like, u know how standing desks r like, supposed to be all healthy and stuff? well, turns out they might actually be bad for u. like, wut?? standing for more than 2 hours a day can make u get deep vein thrombosis and varicose veins. like, who knew standing could be so dangerous, amirite? so, like, come join our minecraft server where u can sit on ur butt all day and not worry about getting varicose veins. we even have virtual chairs so u can pretend ur sitting while u play. it’s like, the best of both worlds. so, like, join now before u end up with some weird vein disease from standing too much. #sitforlife #minecraft4life 🪑🎮

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Runes Activated: 6 Elemental Crystals Collected: 91
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 1
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 4
    Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Astral Projections Made: 0
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Unseen Monsters Slain: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Valor Network

    Valor Network

    Valor Network is an up and coming Network featuring a Vanilla Origins server with no Mods needed! We are building custom Denizen code projects on 1.21+ Minecraft.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 71 Zombie Dances: 1
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Farms Harvested: 570
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 17 Astral Staffs Crafted: 6
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Mythical Swords Crafted: 57

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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