Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a gang of chickens riding pigs. Don’t worry, they’re friendly (we think). Then, you stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Why are they so fancy? Who knows, but they sure do make for great conversation partners.

But wait, there’s more! Join our weekly “Build Battle Royale” where players compete to build the most ridiculous structures imaginable. From giant toilets to pixel art of Nicolas Cage, nothing is off limits. And the winner gets a prize that may or may not be a stack of dirt blocks (hey, we never said it was a good prize).

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join in on the madness. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll never be bored again.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 106/400 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found: 2664 Forbidden Relics Collected: 1
Battle Standards Raised: 5 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 39
Phantom Blocks Placed: 9 Cursed Lands Purified: 10
Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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