The Secret Block Society Minecraft SMP

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build houses out of exploding TNT, and have dance parties with creepers. Our server is filled with wacky challenges like finding the rarest diamond block hidden in a maze of llamas or racing against a herd of zombie chickens.

But that’s not all! Our community is known for hosting epic prank wars where players have turned entire villages into giant potato farms or replaced all the water with lava (oops!). And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken that lays enchanted eggs.

So come join us on Eva and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and endless fun! Just be sure to watch out for the flying pigs…they tend to get a little rowdy.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Enchantments Applied:	131	Void Gems Collected:	15
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Sensitive Boy Ch. 59 Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is as wild as the creepers exploding everywhere! Join us if you want to witness epic battles, insane pranks, and even heartfelt moments like the time when a player who was “raped” by a zombie pigman talked some sense into his friend who kept trying to build a house out of TNT. Trust us, you won’t find a more chaotic and hilarious server out there! So grab your pickaxe and come join the madness!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

LostCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of dealing with messy siblings who can’t keep their kids out of trouble? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our virtual world is filled with locks that actually work, so you can keep your virtual cleaning closet safe from toddler invaders. Plus, if you ever need a break from your sister’s guilt trips, just log off and enjoy some peaceful mining and crafting. Say goodbye to family feuds and hello to blocky bliss on our server! Join now and leave the real world behind – no brooms required!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Void Gems Collected:	28	Mines Excavated:	2660

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

HurricaneMiltonEscape

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value safety and common sense over Disney magic! Join us and escape the drama of hurricane-ignoring partners and family members who think drizzle equals safety.

Reasons to join: – No more being called dramatic for wanting to avoid natural disasters – We won’t dump you for listening to your parents and prioritizing your safety – Our server is hurricane-proof, so you can game worry-free

Don’t let your partner’s Disney obsession get in the way of your survival instincts. Come join us and build a virtual world where hurricanes are just a distant memory and safety always comes first!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	234
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

GameNostalgiaCraft

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Remember the good ol’ days when you were addicted to your first computer game? Well, get ready to relive that nostalgia on our Minecraft server! But this ain’t your grandma’s Minecraft server – oh no, we’ve got flying pigs, talking sheep, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust a move! Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a chance to finally prove that you can build a better castle than your little brother. So what are you waiting for? Dive into our wacky world and let the fun begin!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	21

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

CraftyDefenseMinister

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so, like, imagine a minecraft server where the defense minister of israel is, like, in charge. he’s all, “if you join this server, it’s gonna be, like, lethal and surprising, man.” like, whoa, that’s intense. but, like, don’t worry, it’s all in good fun.

come join us on this crazy server where the defense minister is calling the shots. who knows what kind of wild adventures and battles you’ll get into. maybe you’ll even have to defend against a surprise attack from iran. it’s gonna be epic, dude.

so, like, come on over and join the madness. you won’t regret it. plus, you’ll get to say you played on a server run by the israeli defense minister. how cool is that? let’s do this!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Robo Voice Realness

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yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got robots that sound like humans, but like, not just any humans, like the most hilarious humans ever! imagine mining for diamonds and hearing a robot be like “yo dude, nice find, wanna go get some pizza after this?” it’s like living in a sci-fi comedy movie, but in minecraft! plus, our robots can do the most epic dance moves while u build ur dream castle. trust me, u won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else! so come join us and let the robot-human shenanigans begin!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Animals Bred:	177	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Villages Defended:	14

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Pandamonium’s Vanilla Snapshot Server: Where pandas wreak havoc & glitches are the norm. No pandas were harmed in the making of this server.

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Minecraft Snapshot Server – Pandamium

Overview
Pandamium’s snapshot server is an experimental, vanilla, SMP server that updates to every new snapshot with all experiments enabled. Be one of the first to play with brand new features and learn more about the game with friends!

Server Information
IP: snapshot.pandamium.eu
Version: 1.21.2 Pre-Release 1
Discord: https://discord.gg/5FG758KPru
Website: https://www.pandamium.com/

FAQ:

Question	Answer
What is the server about?	The server is an experimental, vanilla, SMP server that updates to every new snapshot with all experiments enabled. Players can play with brand new features and learn more about the game with friends.
How often does the server update to new snapshots?	The server aims to update to every new snapshot that comes out (usually every Wednesday) with experimental features enabled.
What features are currently available on the server?	TPA, Homes, Mailing, Discord-to-Minecraft chat link, Ranks, Mini blocks, Mob heads for every mob in the game, many custom advancements, and more.
Is there a reset for the overworld and nether?	The server aims to never reset the overworld and nether.
Are there monthly events on the server?	Yes, the End is reset every month for exploration of end cities, and an enhanced dragon fight with a dragon egg up for grabs is held once per month.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Dimension Hops:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	2669
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Party Pooper Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being the least likeable member of your Minecraft party? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us and watch as all your friends mysteriously disappear, leaving you as the last one standing. It’s like a real-life horror movie, but in block form!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret treasures and hidden dungeons just waiting to be explored. Rumor has it, there’s a diamond the size of a house hidden somewhere in our world. Will you be the one to find it?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, the mobs on our server throw a wild party. Zombie dance-offs, skeleton karaoke, and creeper fireworks – it’s a sight to behold! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Mines Excavated:	1042
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Pixelated Pleasure Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join.

Last time on /degen/: We discovered a secret underground lair filled with diamond-encrusted chickens and a portal to the Nether made entirely out of cake. Who knows what crazy adventures await next!

But that’s not all, our server is equipped with cutting-edge technology like ComfyUI (Node-based) that allows you to mine diamonds with just a click of a button. And don’t even get me started on the Block Merging feature that lets you combine blocks to create your own custom TNT launcher.

Looking to spice up your Minecraft experience? Look no further than our Models/Embeddings/Characters/Celebs/Prompts/fetish content section. From celebrity cameos to custom character skins, the possibilities are endless.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything is possible. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	6553
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

MixedCraft Server

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Are you tired of awkward first dates like this? Join our Minecraft server where your race doesn’t matter at all! We welcome players of all backgrounds, whether you’re black, white, or a mix of both. No need to worry about cultural appropriation here, just build, mine, and have a great time with our diverse community.

Our server is the perfect place to escape real-life drama and just focus on having fun. Plus, we have epic events like “Race to the End” where players compete to be the first to reach the end dimension. Will you be the ultimate champion or will you get lost in the Nether? Join now and find out!

So why wait? Join our server today and leave all the awkwardness behind. Let’s build a world where everyone can play together, no matter what their background is. See you in the game!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ores Mined:	4919	Enchantments Applied:	188
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Farms Harvested:	649	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

ExHusbandCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not just for real life, it’s for virtual life too! Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through family dynamics and relationship drama while mining for diamonds.

Imagine this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly your ex-husband and his new fiancé show up in the game, demanding you change your Minecraft username to match their new family dynamic. Will you stand your ground and keep your original name, or will you give in to keep the peace in the pixelated world?

But wait, there’s more! Engage in epic battles with your kids who are divided on whether you should change your Minecraft name or not. Will you listen to the wise advice of your friends or follow the questionable logic of your virtual offspring?

Join us on this server where the stakes are high, the drama is intense, and the name-changing quests are endless. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? So, are you ready to be the hero or the villain in this tangled web of virtual relationships? Join now and let the drama unfold!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Crops Grown:	3738	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

SmellCraft: Choose Your Scent

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Do you love the smell of freshly mined diamonds in the morning? Or perhaps the aroma of sizzling porkchops on a campfire? Well, on our server, you can experience all the smells of Minecraft in one place! Join us for a whiff-tastic adventure like no other!

Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us! We once had a creeper throw a surprise birthday party for Steve, complete with exploding confetti and cake made out of gunpowder. And don’t even get me started on the time we discovered a secret underground village of villagers who were all secretly ninjas in disguise.

So if you’re tired of boring old servers that smell like last week’s leftovers, come join us for a scent-sational experience that will leave your nostrils tingling with excitement!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Dragon Scales Harvested:	414
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

TreeHuggerCraft

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come join our epic minecraft server where we chop down trees like there’s no tomorrow! we’re like the deforestation champions of the virtual world! equivalent to 18 million cars, that’s how much we’re saving the environment by clearing out all those pesky trees in our way.

join us and help fuel the climate crisis in the most fun way possible! build massive treehouses and then destroy them in the name of progress. who needs oxygen anyway? we’re all about that carbon dioxide life.

so if you’re looking for a server that’s as environmentally destructive as it is entertaining, look no further. come join us and be a part of the deforestation revolution!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Arthropleura Head Hunt

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Yo, listen up! So, like, scientists found this big ol’ head of an Arthropleura, which is, like, the biggest bug thingy to ever exist, bro! It’s, like, from, like, 300 million years ago and stuff. And get this, no one had ever found a fossil with its head intact until 1854, man!

Join our Minecraft server and you might just stumble upon some prehistoric bugs or, like, uncover ancient secrets or something, dude! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you on this server, where the past comes to life in pixelated form. So come on, join us and let’s dig up some dino bones together, bro!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

💀 Deadtime ☠️ – 💰🔥 WIPE TODAY 🔥💰 Anarchy 🔥💰 Minecraft server

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DeadTime is an interesting anarcho server with version 1.16.5, which is (will be) on everyone’s lips.

But our cherry is that the project allows players to mine cryptocurrency (DeadCoins). You can farm them in the game currency exchanger in the wallet /wallet.

Detailed information on mechanics awaits you in /help, where you can find ways to develop yourself and more.

List of unique mechanics:

✅ CUSTOM GENERATION ✅

? Enchanting totems with attributes.

? Unique TNT.

? Custom enchantments.

? Private blocks.

? Many different events.

? Buyer.

? Auction.

? Battle Pass.

? Master keys with resources.

? Auto-Mine

In addition to this opportunity, you have a chance to enjoy server mechanics, such as a unique totem enchantment system and various events!

IP: mc.deadtime.site

Discord: https://dsc.gg/deadtime

Vk: https://vk.com/deadtimesite

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.