The Sanctum: Where we pretend to be adults on a kid’s game because responsibilities are hard

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	3636
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to Sanctum SMP

Overview
If you’re not 21 years or older or have no interest in playing nice with other easy going adults, please keep scrolling.
We’re a mature, relaxed group of people looking to expand our player base. After playing together on a vanilla SMP and a modded server, we are now a few months into our second (close to-)vanilla world.
Server Features: Preventing endermen griefing, custom armor stands, single player sleep.
Hermitcraft inspired server with a focus on building bases, farms, opening shops in the shopping district, and creating games in a gaming district.
Version: Java 1.21 IP Address: Whitelist

For more information and to join our community, visit our Discord: https://discord.gg/7KDtt7sMmz

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is the minimum age requirement to join the server?	Players must be 21 years or older to join.
Do you have any specific rules for gameplay?	We encourage players to treat others with respect and kindness. A short voice chat interview is required before whitelisting.
Is there an economy system on the server?	We have a diamond-based economy with opportunity for opening shops and businesses in the shopping district.
Are there any special plugins or modifications on the server?	We have some small plugins active, like preventing endermen griefing, custom armor stands, and single player sleep.
Can players build games in the gaming district?	Yes, players are welcome to think of and build games in the gaming district which has yet to be developed.

Mad World’s Completion 1.21.2

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	5209
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	85
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Bro, have you ever played a game that’s so offensive it automatically becomes a masterpiece? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our Minecraft server! It’s like playing a game that hasn’t aged a day, just like the graphics in Mad World.

Join us for some crazy fun that’s more violent than a game with Jake the Dog as an announcer shouting dirty things. It’s like Platinum’s second best game, right after MGR Revengence.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to experience the madness of Mad World on our server. Rumor has it that Platinum might shut down, so this might be your last chance to be a part of this epic adventure. Imagine a new Mad World game on our server today – it would be totally awesome, bro!

UnlikableSteveMC SMP

arrogance, dishonesty, insensitivity, lack of accountability, lack of communication skills, lack of confidence, lack of emotional intelligence, lack of empathy, lack of humor, lack of listening skills, lack of respect, lack of self-awareness, negative behavior, Negativity, personality traits, rudeness, Selfishness, smp, Social Skills, UnlikableSteveMC, unlikeable, untrustworthiness

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	6381
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Magic Items Found:	2391	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Gods Slained:	1

So, like, this Minecraft server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? Like, if you’re not on it, then you’re missing out on all the fun and craziness that goes down every day. We’ve got, like, a secret underground club where we ride pigs and have dance parties with creepers. And, like, the admins are all unicorns who grant wishes and stuff.

But, like, the real reason you should join is because we have the best snacks. Like, seriously, we have a never-ending supply of cake and cookies and, like, every time you log on, a magical fairy delivers them to your doorstep. It’s, like, totally insane, dude.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes rainbow fire? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. So, like, if you want to be part of the coolest, most ridiculous Minecraft server ever, then you better join us ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Minecrap2024

2024.., Adversity, bad year, Challenges, Difficulties, disappointments, Failures, Frustrations, Hardships, Minecrap2024, misfortunes, negative experiences, Obstacles, regrets, setbacks, shitty year, Struggles, tough times, unfortunate circumstances, unfortunate events

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	4510
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Potions Brewed:	82

Are you still traumatized from the Great Creeper Invasion of 2024? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond armor-clad llamas, flying pigs, and a secret underground base where Steve and Herobrine are actually best friends plotting to take over the world (of Minecraft, that is). Say goodbye to the horrors of 2024 and hello to a new world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures. Join us now and let’s make 2025 the best year ever!

CraftyBlockz

Assistance, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, CraftyBlockz, crisis response, Diplomacy, eastern europe, food aid, foreign policy, Geopolitical, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, kyiv, MIDDLE EAST, Partnership, Peacebuilding, solidarity, strategic ties, Support, Syria, Ukraine

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	8121
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	4408	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

come join our minecraft server, it’s like syria and ukraine teaming up for a food fight! we promise more food aid shipments than kyiv could ever dream of. build your own strategic alliances and conquer the virtual world with your epic minecraft skills. who needs real world politics when you can have a blast on our server? join now for a wild ride that will leave you hungry for more!

Deplorable to Adorable in Hours

adorable, Appearance, beauty routine, confidence boosting, daily habits, deplorable, Grooming, HOURS, mental health, personal hygiene, self esteem, self grooming, self improvement, self love, self maintenance, self worth, self-care, self-confidence, self-discipline, self-pampering, skincare, Time management, wellness

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	9917
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Magic Items Found:	1990	Alien Abductions:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7

u wanna join our minecraft server cuz it takes u days or even months to look deplorable, but only a few hours every week to look good. our server got magical potions that make u look like a diamond-studded unicorn with rainbow sparkles shooting out ur butt. plus, we got a secret underground disco where u can dance with creepers and skeletons. join us and become the most fabulous player in all of minecraft land!

Blocky Boob Busters

blocky, boob, breast cancer, Busters, Cancer Genetics, cancer research, exodus, genetic factors, genetic testing, health advancements, hereditary cancer, immunotherapy, inherited, lab-made antibody, medical breakthrough, metastasis, oncology, personalized medicine, Prevention, spread, Targeted therapy, Treatment, tumor growth

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	2179
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Animals Bred:	80	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Potions Brewed:	73

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE FUN THAN A PIG IN A DIAMOND MINE! WE GOT SO MANY CREEPERS YOU’LL THINK YOU’RE IN A MINECRAFT HORROR MOVIE! PLUS, OUR VILLAGERS ARE SO DUMB THEY MAKE VILLAGERS IN OTHER SERVERS LOOK LIKE EINSTEIN!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR DIAMOND ARMOR IS SO SHINY, IT MAKES THE SUN JEALOUS! AND OUR WITCHES MAKE THE BEST POTIONS, YOU’LL BE FLYING AROUND LIKE A DRUNK BAT IN NO TIME!

AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT JUST RUN INTO THE LEGENDARY ENDER DRAGON RIDING A GIANT CHICKEN! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE!

What is the IP for BionicLMAO Minecraft Server?

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	2552
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Buildings Constructed:	29
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	78	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8

BionicLMAO is a talented content creator known for producing comedic and entertaining videos on platforms such as YouTube and TikTok. With a unique sense of humor and engaging personality, BionicLMAO has amassed a large following of fans who eagerly await his next upload. His content often includes skits, challenges, and reaction videos, showcasing his creativity and ability to connect with his audience. Through his lighthearted and engaging content, BionicLMAO has solidified himself as a rising star in the online entertainment world.

Nikke’s Realm 1.21

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	9337
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Potions Brewed:	196	Runes Activated:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	10
New Chunks Explored:	536969	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why? Because it’s like a footstep, walk, run event happening from December 26 to January 16. Can you imagine the chaos of running around in Minecraft with all your buddies? It’s gonna be lit! And don’t even get me started on the upcoming events like Co-op: Alteisen on January 3 to January 5. You gotta be there, man! Plus, they got special recruits like Guillotine: Winter Slayer and Rapi: Red Hood. Like, who wouldn’t want to recruit them, right? And the costume passes, bro, the costume passes! Naga: Last Girlhood and Zwei: First Festa are coming up. You gotta dress to impress in Minecraft, you feel me? And they even got codes for some sick rewards. Like, STAYTACTICAL and ENTERTAINMENTONLY, bro! It’s gonna be a party in Minecraft like you’ve never seen before. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this Minecraft party started!

NonsensicalMoose – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	8507
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread! We have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, like what even is that?! And our diamond ore spawns are like, totally bananas, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Our community events are off the charts, we once had a giant chicken riding contest where everyone had to dress up as chickens and ride around on pigs, it was pure chaos but so much fun! And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party, it’s lit AF!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret society of llamas who are actually aliens in disguise, they give out quests and rewards that will blow your mind. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you wishes (within reason, of course).

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CryCraft: The Ultimate Meltdown Server

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	6619
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Ores Mined:	1736
Gods Slained:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Crops Grown:	1200
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Are you tired of crying alone in the dark? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll be crying tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having!

Join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of your favorite meme characters, the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Crybaby Clan, a group of players who have mastered the art of crying in the most epic and dramatic ways possible. Join them and learn their secrets to becoming the ultimate crybaby in Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the tears of laughter flow as you embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life!

PutinCraft2025

April 2025, border control, citizenship status, deportation, deportation deadline, expulsion, foreign nationals, government order, illegal migrants, immigration crackdown, Immigration Policy, international relations, migrant population, Migrant workers, migration policy, political decision, putin, PutinCraft2025, residency status, russia, visa regulations

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6106
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18

so, like, this server is so lit, even putin is getting in on the action. he’s like, “all u illegal migrants gotta leave russia by april 2025, but u can come chill on this minecraft server instead.”

we got diamond armor for days, like seriously, you’ll be blinging so hard all the other players will be jelly. and the mobs? they’re like, super chill and just wanna hang out.

plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot. only the true legends can find it, so if you think you’re up for the challenge, come join us.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet creeper named steve who loves to blow stuff up? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so what are you waiting for? come join our server and let’s have a blast together!

5000 Ants SMP

ants, Discord Community Building Farming Cooking Vanilla Cozy Relaxing Gameplay Modpack New HermitCraft-esque 16+ LGBTQ+ Java Server SMP Whitelist Custom Welcoming, Modded, smp

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	8555
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	5000 Ants
Description	A building and farming focused server
Features	Custom modpack, welcoming community, vanilla feel, cozy gameplay
Discord	https://discord.gg/SR9hB7Epgz

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server focused on?	Building and farming
What does the custom modpack focus on?	Farming, cooking, and building
Is the community welcoming?	Yes, very friendly!
Does the modpack maintain the vanilla feel of Minecraft?	Yes, it does
Who would enjoy playing on this server?	Anyone who loves cozy and relaxing gameplay

Leafy Lagoon 1.20.1

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	5206
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Runes Activated:	0	Dragons Tamed:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft, bro? This server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks, man.

Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate virtual reality where pigs fly and creepers do the Macarena.

Forget about boring old reality, come join us where the grass is made of Skittles and the trees are made of cotton candy.

You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget about that time you accidentally punched a villager in the face.

So come on, join us and let’s build a world where the only limit is your imagination. And maybe some pesky Endermen stealing your blocks, but who cares, right? Let’s do this!

GameAddictMC SMP

console gaming, favorite games, GameAddictMC, Gaming, immersive gameplay, long hours of gaming, Mobile Gaming, Modern Gaming, most played, Multiplayer Games, online gaming, PC Gaming, retro gaming, single player games, smp, top video games, video game addiction, video game community, Video game culture, video game streaming, video game tournaments, video games

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	1817
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Holy Grails Found:	3

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind. Like, seriously, it’s like the coolest place ever. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, and we ride around on flying pigs while battling evil creepers. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a wizard who can summon dragons to do his bidding. It’s insane, bro.

But that’s not even the best part. We have this annual tournament where we all have to fight each other with nothing but carrots as weapons. It’s hilarious, man. And the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples. Like, who wouldn’t want that?

So if you’re looking for a totally rad Minecraft experience, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. It’s wild, bro.

CraftyPhoneLand

Communication, connectivity, convenience, CraftyPhoneLand, Daily Life, digital age, digital communication, digital dependency., Digital World, Entertainment, Lifestyle, mobile device, Modern Living, personal device, productivity, screen time, Smartphone, smartphone addiction, social media, tech-savvy, Technology

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	6374
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Villages Defended:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Are you tired of your boring, mundane life where smartphones rule everything? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Our server is a smartphone-free zone where you can escape the clutches of technology and immerse yourself in a world of pixelated adventures.

Join us and embark on epic quests to defeat the evil Phone Boss, who is trying to take over the virtual world with his army of app minions. Use your crafting skills to build epic structures and weapons to take down the Phone Boss once and for all.

But beware, the Phone Boss has some tricks up his sleeve, like sending annoying text messages and making your screen freeze at the worst possible moments. Can you and your fellow players band together to save the Minecraft world from the tyranny of smartphones?

So, if you’re ready to unplug and have a laugh-filled, smartphone-free experience, join our server today! Who needs a smartphone when you can have an axe made out of diamonds, am I right?