New Minecraft Servers 2025

New Minecraft Servers
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Players: 99/800 Votes: 7715
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn: 12 Phoenix Feathers Found: 10
Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Mysterious Portals Opened: 9
Dragon Eggs Found: 4868 Orbs of Power Found: 6
Endless Night Skies: 5 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
Cuddly Creatures Pet: 48 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 15
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most fabulous Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! Our server is ruled by the queens of /v/ who are the most worshipped video game females on rule34.xxx. You may try to argue with their reign, but be prepared to kneel before their majestic presence.

Join our server for the chance to witness epic battles between players dressed as their favorite rule34 characters. From Mario in a bikini to Sonic with a six-pack, anything goes in our crazy world.

But beware, if you dare to challenge the queens of /v/, you may find yourself in a pixelated duel to the death. Only the bravest and most skilled players can survive in this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP server.

So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bow down to the queens of /v/ or face the consequences!

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GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • HypocraftPrincipalBitch

    HypocraftPrincipalBitch
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    Players: 109/100 Votes: 3927
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Gods Slained: 2 Endless Night Skies: 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Farms Harvested: 504
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Fairy Circles Danced In: 12

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most outrageous situations can happen! Join us and experience the thrill of surviving in a world where even allergic reactions can occur.

    Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly breaking out in hives, only to have your virtual vice principal rush to your aid with an EpiPen. But watch out for the sneaky principal who might just be laughing in the background, plotting against you!

    With unexpected twists and turns at every corner, this server will keep you on your toes and laughing at the absurdity of it all. Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and drama of our one-of-a-kind Minecraft world!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ChubbyMouse WeightLoss

    ChubbyMouse WeightLoss
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    Players: 93/500 Votes: 2851
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2
    Ether Blades Crafted: 7 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Rune Stones Activated: 4
    Goblin Markets Raided: 5 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 13 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where the fat cells in mice have been genetically altered to help you lose weight just by playing! imagine mining for diamonds while also shedding those extra pounds, it’s a win-win situation! our drugs focus on the GIPR and can trigger a metabolic memory effect that keeps the weight off for good!

    join now and become the leanest, meanest miner in all of minecraft! who needs the gym when you have our server to help you get fit while having fun? hurry and join before the mice start taking over the server with their newfound slimness!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Epic Craft Realms 1.20.4

    Epic Craft Realms 1.20.4
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    Players: 103/900 Votes: 3894
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 45
    Players Killed by Monsters: 6146 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Talking Trees Consulted: 3
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Soul Swords Wielded: 2
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 18 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Invisible Pathways Walked: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server because we have soup that will make your muscles as strong as a tomato’s! And not just any soup, but a soup with garlic, onion, white wine, and tomato paste. Pair it with sour dough bread and wine for the ultimate gaming experience.

    You won’t find this level of culinary expertise on any other server, so come join us and level up your taste buds while you level up your Minecraft skills. Don’t miss out on the delicious fun – join now!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Pup-Free Bday Bash Minecraft Server

    Pup-Free Bday Bash Minecraft Server
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    Players: 99/1000 Votes: 1987
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 19 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 2
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 10 New Chunks Explored: 567837
    Dark Rituals Completed: 6 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Wyrmholes Dug: 6
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than my sister’s hyperactive dog? Look no further! Our server is filled with barking mad fun, energetic players, and commands that no one listens to! Just like my sister’s dog, our server is super chaotic and will keep you on your toes.

    Join us for a party like no other, where you can bring your emotional support dog, your emotional support llama, or even your emotional support creeper! We don’t judge, we just explode with excitement! And if anyone tries to tell you that you can’t bring your furry friend, just remind them that it’s YOUR birthday party and you’ll do what you want!

    So come on over to our Minecraft server and let the chaos begin! Who needs a well-behaved dog when you can have a server that’s as wild as a pack of wolves on a full moon night? Join us now and unleash your inner party animal!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • RedstoneLadiesOnly

    RedstoneLadiesOnly
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    Players: 98/100 Votes: 7730
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Mines Excavated: 4407
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 20 Emeralds Found: 6606
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 412 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Mysterious Portals Opened: 11
    Goblin Markets Raided: 2 Holy Grails Found: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being told where you can and can’t keep your menstrual cup? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We believe in embracing all bodily functions, no matter how taboo. Join us and never worry about hiding your cup again! Plus, we offer a special free bleeding zone for those who want to take it to the next level. Come join the fun and let it all hang out (literally)!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • GodAwfulActorMC SMP

    GodAwfulActorMC SMP
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    Players: 108/600 Votes: 8144
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Treasure Maps Found: 6
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Goblin Markets Raided: 3
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Meteorite Armor Created: 15

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! We have diamond armor for days, like I’m talking bling bling all over the place. And our spawn area? It’s like a magical unicorn threw up rainbows and sparkles everywhere.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with chests of enchanted goodies, like swords that shoot fireballs and pickaxes that mine entire mountains in one swing. And our community? It’s like a family, except crazier and with more explosions.

    And get this, we once had a player who built a roller coaster that went all the way to the moon. Yeah, you heard me right, THE MOON. And another player who tamed a dragon and flew around the server breathing fire on unsuspecting noobs.

    So if you want to join the most insane, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft SMP ever, then come on over and join us. Just be prepared for chaos, mayhem, and a whole lot of laughs. See you in the game, my fellow blockheads! 🤪🤣🤡🚀🌈🐉🦄

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyCreeper’s Final Quest

    CraftyCreeper’s Final Quest
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    Players: 93/200 Votes: 9615
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Ores Mined: 5505
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 37 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Emeralds Found: 7011
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Magic Items Found: 3866 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 4 Zombie Dances: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about deathbed regrets again! Our server is so lit, it’ll make you want to live forever just to keep playing.

    Picture this: You’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of dancing pigs appear, wearing top hats and monocles. They start singing “Baby Shark” in perfect harmony as you collect your loot. It’s a sight to behold, and it can only happen on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is guarded by a giant chicken named Sir Clucksalot, who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that dare to come near. He’s a true hero in a feathered suit.

    So don’t waste another second, join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest gaming dreams. Who needs last words when you can have endless adventures in blocky paradise?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • TransnistriaCraft Minecraft Server

    TransnistriaCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 90/400 Votes: 1832
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 19
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 64 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 6 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6 Legendary Items Repaired: 7
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 52 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 25

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than a Moldovan PM! we got crazier plots than the Kremlin trying to mess with Ukraine! build your own empire and show those pesky Russians who’s boss! join now for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will leave you questioning reality! come on, what are you waiting for? the Moldovan PM is counting on you to bring peace to Transnistria through the power of minecraft!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Elon’s EuroCraft Empire

    Elon’s EuroCraft Empire
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    Players: 92/800 Votes: 3543
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 7
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 3 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Animals Bred: 191
    Magical Moments Shared: 29 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL join our minecraft server cuz we got four european leaders who hate on elon musk and they be buildin’ epic castles to protect themselves from his evil influence. u gotta join and help them fight against the musk army of evil robots and flamethrowers. plus, we got free diamond armor for all new players cuz we rich like that. come join the battle and save europe from the musk menace!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Lost in Minecraft Land

    Lost in Minecraft Land
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    Players: 90/700 Votes: 1534
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Gods Slained: 1
    Secret Passages Found: 7 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 97 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 16
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
    Epic Shields Constructed: 39 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    are you tired of searching for the perfect minecraft server? well look no further, because this server is the answer to all your blocky dreams!

    join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle, building castles out of diamond blocks, and taming dragons to do your bidding.

    we have a secret underground society of villagers who trade rare items for emeralds, and a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples.

    plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you wishes and turn creepers into harmless bunnies.

    so what are you waiting for? come join us and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Lava Land Quest

    Lava Land Quest
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    Players: 90/200 Votes: 6870
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Divine Scrolls Written: 6
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2
    Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 16

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, have you heard about the sickest Minecraft server ever? It’s like this crazy volcano that erupted and cooled the Earth in 1831, but now it’s a virtual world for you to explore! Join us and uncover the mysteries of this epic volcano, filled with hidden treasures and secret passages.

    Rumor has it that there are rare diamond blocks hidden deep within the volcano, guarded by lava monsters and fire-breathing dragons. Will you be brave enough to face the challenges and claim the riches for yourself?

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a tribe of friendly villagers who are always looking for new friends to trade with and help defend their village from evil mobs. Join forces with them and become a hero of the volcano!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what wonders and dangers await you in the depths of the mysterious volcano!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • YourCrafts

    YourCrafts
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    Players: 96/600 Votes: 873
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 5 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Enchantments Applied: 76
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 28 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 5 Buildings Constructed: 45

    New Minecraft Servers

    YourCrafts Minecraft Server
    Key Features Community First
    • mcMMO: Level up and unlock special abilities
    • Lands: Claim and protect your builds
    • Gold Standard Economy
    • ChestShop: Set up your own shop
    • LWC: Keep your belongings safe
    • Anti-Cheat
    • Proximity Voice Chat (Optional)
    • Spawn Hub

    YourCrafts is not just about gameplay, it’s about the community. We promise never to reset the world, preserving your hard work. Join us to relive the magic of Minecraft.

    Server IP: mc.yourcrafts.us

    FAQs

    Q: How can I join the YourCrafts Minecraft server?

    A: You can join by using the server IP mc.yourcrafts.us in your Minecraft client.

    Q: What special abilities can I unlock with mcMMO?

    A: Leveling up in mcMMO can unlock abilities such as increased mining efficiency, better fishing rewards, and enhanced survival skills.

    Q: How can I protect my builds on the server?

    A: You can use the Lands feature to claim and protect your builds from griefing or unauthorized access.

    Q: Can I set up my own shop on the server?

    A: Yes, you can use the ChestShop feature to create and manage your own shop for trading with other players.

    Q: Is proximity voice chat mandatory on the server?

    A: No, proximity voice chat is optional for players who want to communicate more easily with others.

    Q: What is the community like on YourCrafts?

    A: YourCrafts prides itself on being a small, friendly community where everyone knows your name. We are dedicated to creating a space where players can feel at home.

    Q: Will the server ever reset the world?

    A: No, YourCrafts promises never to reset the world, ensuring that your creations will always be waiting for you, even after a break.

    Q: Can I join YourCrafts if I’m new to Minecraft?

    A: Absolutely! Whether you’re a veteran player or new to the game, YourCrafts welcomes players of all levels to relive the magic of Minecraft together.

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  • Autistic Wonderland 1.20.5

    Autistic Wonderland 1.20.5
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    Players: 102/700 Votes: 5596
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Dimension Hops: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 6 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this place is lit AF!

    First off, we got some sick builds that will blow your mind. Like, we’re talking giant statues of Steve riding a pig and a roller coaster that goes through a lava waterfall.

    And don’t even get me started on the mobs. We’ve got creepers that explode into rainbow confetti and zombies that breakdance instead of trying to eat your brains.

    Plus, the community here is top-notch. Everyone is super chill and always down to help you out if you need it.

    So, what are you waiting for? Come join us on this crazy, wacky, totally bonkers Minecraft server and let’s have some fun together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • FriendZoneCraft Minecraft Server

    FriendZoneCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 91/100 Votes: 9522
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Lost Souls Rescued: 2
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Legendary Heroes Trained: 7
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 3
    Glorious Feasts Held: 20 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 32 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 21

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as trying to get your friend out of your car after a hangout? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns!

    Just like trying to get your friend to leave your car after a night out, our server will keep you on your toes with crazy challenges and surprises at every corner. You’ll never know what to expect next, just like when your friend says “I’ll just be a minute” and ends up talking for hours!

    And just like how you can’t physically remove your friend from your car, you won’t be able to tear yourself away from our server once you start playing. It’s addicting, it’s hilarious, and it’s the perfect escape from the real world – just like driving around in circles trying to drop off your friend!

    So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a way to get your friend out of your car before midnight! Or maybe not, but either way, it’ll be a blast!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • GrannyDogSitterGoneWrong

    GrannyDogSitterGoneWrong
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    Players: 92/200 Votes: 4975
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 52 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 22 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Animals Bred: 197
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 8
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 33
    Endless Legions Commanded: 45 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 15 Treasure Maps Found: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that values pet sitting skills? Look no further! Our server is run by a professional pet sitter who knows how to handle all kinds of animals, even elderly dogs. Join us for a chance to show off your pet sitting abilities in-game!

    But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. We have intense pet sitting challenges that will test your skills to the limit. Can you handle watching over a pack of wild wolves while also caring for a herd of sheep? Only the bravest players will survive!

    Plus, we have a strict no-neglect policy. Just like in real life, if you let your virtual pets die on our server, you’ll face the consequences. So come join us for a wild and wacky pet sitting adventure unlike any other!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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