The Round Table SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Dreamscape Realm 1.21.1

1.21.1, Assess, Bear in mind, chew on, CONSIDER, Contemplate, Deliberate, dreamscape, evaluate, examine, Give thought to, Keep in mind, Mull over, Ponder, Realm, REFLECT, Reflect on, review, Ruminate, Take into account, Take under advisement, think about, weigh

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	1335
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Crops Grown:	4330	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Void Armor Forged:	14
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7

Yo, bro, listen up! Do you like Minecraft? Do you like getting lost in a digital world where you can build whatever the heck you want? Well, then you gotta join this server, man! It’s like a magical wonderland where your wildest dreams come true.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of dancing llamas appears out of nowhere, wearing top hats and monocles. And then you realize you can ride them into battle against a horde of evil chickens armed with swords. It’s like a fever dream, but in a good way!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret hidden dimension where everything is made of candy. You can frolic through fields of cotton candy and swim in rivers of chocolate. It’s like Willy Wonka’s factory on steroids!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most mind-bending, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but in a good way!

ScareBuster Minecraft Server

brain turns off, Communication, compromise, Home office, Knock, Minecraft, motion activated door chime, Motion Sensor, noise maker, office, over the top, partner, reaction, scare, ScareBuster, Server, solution, startle, Therapist, Trauma, Work Day, work from home

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	676
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Mines Excavated:	3352
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of personal space and boundaries? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual office space, where you can work in peace without the fear of being scared by your partner.

Join us and never worry about jump scares again! Our server is equipped with motion sensor door chimes to alert you when someone is approaching, so you can prepare yourself for any potential scares. Say goodbye to shaking for hours after a scare and hello to a stress-free work environment.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the ultimate peace of mind while you mine and craft to your heart’s content. Don’t be the asshole who misses out on this amazing opportunity!

DadTenantDoorDrama

Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, confrontation avoidance, DadTenantDoorDrama, door opening, DOORBELL, home entrance, home security, in-person delivery, LANDLORD, mailbox, people pleaser, politeness, privacy, rent check, rental agreement, rental property, Respect, Tenant, tenant relationships

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	5873
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	New Chunks Explored:	992612
Love Letters Sent:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	95
Zombie Dances:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Hey there, Minecraft enthusiasts!

So, picture this: you’re living in a rental property in the game, and you have these two tenants, Mary and Juan. Mary is all chill, dropping off her rent in the mailbox like a pro. But Juan? Oh boy, Juan is a whole other story.

Juan refuses to use the mailbox because he’s convinced someone is out to steal his rent check. So instead, he insists on hand-delivering it in person. And get this – he doesn’t even wait for you to open the door! He just barges right in like he owns the place, all while you’re up on the top floor trying to figure out what the heck is going on.

But fear not, dear players! Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of dealing with a virtual Juan who just can’t seem to grasp the concept of personal space. Will you confront him like a boss or continue to let him invade your virtual home? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and let the chaos ensue. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a heated confrontation with a pixelated Juan who just can’t take a hint. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

RedFlagSMP – IgnoredWarnings

dating advice, denial, hindsight, ignored, IgnoredWarnings, overlooked signs, past relationship, red flag, red flags in a partner, red flags in a romantic relationship, red flags in dating, red flags in love, red flags not to ignore, red flags to watch out for, RedFlagSMP, relationship advice, relationship mistakes, Relationship Red Flags, toxic behavior, unhealthy relationship, warning signals, warning signs

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	3787
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Animals Bred:	156	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Bro, let me tell you about this cray cray Minecraft SMP I joined once. So like, I was just minding my own business, mining some diamonds and stuff, when this dude comes up to me and is like “Join our server bro, we have flying pigs and rainbow sheep!” And I was like, heck yeah, I wanna see them flying pigs!

But then things got even weirder, like there was this secret underground base full of llamas wearing top hats and monocles, and they were all speaking in British accents. And then the owner of the server was like “If you wanna stay here, you gotta wear a chicken suit at all times.” So I was running around in a chicken suit, trying to fight off creepers and stuff, it was wild man.

But the final straw was when they told me that the only way to level up was to do interpretive dance in front of a giant statue of a potato. I was like, nah man, I can’t be doing that, I got dignity! So I left that server faster than you can say “creeper aw man”. But hey, if you’re into that kind of crazy shenanigans, you should totally join, it’s a trip and a half!

BlockyNightmare

bad job experiences, BlockyNightmare, horrible job, terrible job, worst job, worst job ever, worst job ever had, worst job ever had article, worst job ever had blog, worst job ever had discussion, worst job ever had experience, worst job ever had forum, worst job ever had list, worst job ever had quora, worst job ever had reddit, worst job ever had stories, worst job ever had yahoo answers, worst job ever stories, worst job stories, worst work experience

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	494
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Votes:	1739	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	77	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	62	Farms Harvested:	687
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Dragons Tamed:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Are you tired of mining for diamonds in the same old boring caves? Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of hunting down rare ores in a haunted mansion filled with spooky skeletons and ghostly creepers! The only job you’ll have here is having a blast!

Forget about boring old villages and farms, on our server, you can become a professional llama tamer and ride into battle on the backs of your trusty steeds! Who needs a job when you can be a llama wrangler extraordinaire?

Join our server today and leave your boring job behind. Who needs to work in a cubicle when you can be the ruler of your own pixelated kingdom, complete with a pet dragon and a diamond-encrusted throne? Say goodbye to your worst job ever and hello to a world of endless adventure and hilarity!

CraftyTariffWars

Authorization, Business, Canada, China, CraftyTariffWars, Economy, export, Global, Goods, Government, Import, international trade, Manufacturing, market, mexico, Order, policy, Politics, Tariffs, Tax, Trade, trump

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	7186
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have trump as our president and he just signed an order to put tariffs on goods from canada, mexico, and china!! now you can experience the chaos and drama of international trade wars while building your own pixelated empire! who needs real world politics when you can have all the drama in minecraft?! join now and see if you can negotiate your way to the top or get crushed by the tariffs! it’s gonna be yuge!

EvoCraft: Survive & Thrive

adaptation, Biodiversity, Creatures, Darwinian theory, environmental change, EVOCraft, Evolution, evolutionary advancements, evolutionary biology, evolutionary mechanisms, evolutionary patterns, evolutionary process, evolutionary theory, evolves, genetic variation, genetics, natural selection, selective pressure, species, Survival, Survival of the Fittest, SURVIVE, Thrive

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	7813
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Animals Bred:	112
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

LOL JOIN DIS SERVER IF U WANNA EVOLVE LIKE A CRAZY MONKEY ON STEROIDS. WE GOT CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA AND ZOMBIES THAT SING OPERA. OUR PIGS FLY AND OUR SHEEP RAP. U WANNA BE A SURVIVAL MASTER? COME HERE AND EVOLVE INTO A MINECRAFT LEGEND. TRUST ME, U WONT REGRET IT. #EVOLUTIONREVOLUTION #CRAZYMINECRAFTFUN

Moonbat Minecraft

ADDED, Creative, Griefing, host, Ip:, MAINTAIN, Maps, Minecraft, Minigames, Moonbat, No Griefing, player events, progress, Reset, Safe, see, Server, smp, Spleef, survival rewards, Trust, update

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	2090
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Votes:	6493
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4940
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	5

Moonbat Minecraft Server

Server Information
Host: Max8abug
Server Features: Creative server, no-griefing survival SMP, griefing allowed SMP
Server Maps: SMP maps won’t reset
Updates: Server is actively updated and maintained
Events: Player events with survival rewards
Minigames: Spleef
IP: moonbat.ddns.net
Version: 1.21.4

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join the server by connecting to the IP: moonbat.ddns.net

Q: Are the SMP maps reset?

A: No, the SMP maps won’t reset so your progress will be safe

Q: What type of events are run on the server?

A: Player events with survival rewards are occasionally run on the server

Q: What minigames are available on the server?

A: Minigames such as spleef have recently been added

Infernal Sanctuary 1.21

Afterlife, Astinos, boiling water, damnation, Dining, Eternal Damnation, eternal suffering, fiery torment, Fire, greek mythology, Hades, Hell, INFERNAL, Inferno, punishment, punishment for sinners, punishment for wrongdoers, punishment in hell, Sanctuary, Torment, toxic cloud, underworld

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	7621
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Yo, bro, forget about hell and come join our Minecraft server! We’ve got all the food you could ever want, none of that fire and toxic cloud nonsense. Plus, we’ve got epic builds and crazy adventures waiting for you. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us now and let’s conquer the virtual world together!

Toy Wrecker Minecraft Server

anger, bad day, Boundaries, Communication, dog behavior, dog owner, dog park, dog park etiquette, dog toys, dog training, Exercise, fetch, Frustration, Minecraft, overreacting, pet etiquette, pet ownership, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, socialization, Toy, toy destruction, wrecker..

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	1208
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Star Shards Collected:	287
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can unleash your fury in a virtual world instead of chasing after a dog in the snow!

Join us and let off steam by building epic structures, battling mobs, and exploring endless possibilities. No need to worry about losing your ball here – unless a creeper blows it up, that is!

Our community is full of responsible pet owners who will never let their dogs destroy your precious items. And if they do, just ask for a new one and they’ll gladly oblige – in Minecraft, of course!

So come on, leave the real world drama behind and join our server for some epic adventures and laughs. Who knows, you might even find a virtual ball to play fetch with!

SpoiledCraft: BIL Edition

bil, communication breakdown, confrontation avoidance, disrespectful attitude, disrespectful behavior., Edition, emotional drain, emotional exhaustion, entitled, family dynamic, family tension, financial responsibility, financial strain, household chores, household conflict, lack of support, living arrangements, living situation, long term houseguest, personal boundaries, SpoiledCraft, strained relationships

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	2018
Rating:	4.1 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	751732	Emeralds Found:	7102
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Mines Excavated:	3100	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Crops Grown:	4110	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Our server is like living with your BIL who just won’t move out, except with creepers and zombies instead of dirty laundry.

Join our server and experience the thrill of constantly being ignored by your fellow players, just like how BIL ignores your requests to keep the bathroom window open. Watch as your virtual houseguests take advantage of your hospitality and refuse to clean up after themselves, just like BIL and his dirty clothes.

But wait, there’s more! Our server offers the ultimate challenge of dealing with entitled and arrogant players who think they can just mooch off of you forever. Experience the tension and strain of living with someone who just won’t leave, all while trying to maintain your sanity in a world filled with chaos.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices and test your patience to the max, join us now! Who needs therapy when you can play on our server and experience the ultimate emotional rollercoaster?

RageQuitMinecraftSMP

annoyances, auditory, Frustration, Gaming, gaming annoyances, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming frustrations, gaming noises, gaming sounds, gaming triggers, irritating sounds, Pet Peeves, RAGE, RageQuitMinecraftSMP, SOUNDS, triggers, video game irritations, video game triggers, video games

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	9435
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously. It’s like, the most epic server ever, like everrrr. The admins are like, super cool and give out diamonds like candy, I swear. And the spawn area is like, a giant disco party with villagers breakdancing and creepers doing the macarena, it’s lit af.

But wait, there’s more. The PvP arena is actually a giant hot dog eating contest, and the winner gets a pet dragon that farts rainbows. And don’t even get me started on the shopping district, it’s like a mall but with llamas as security guards and parrots as cashiers. And the best part? The nether is actually a tropical beach with pigmen in hula skirts serving you drinks with little umbrellas in them.

So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane, wacky, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP ever, hit me up for the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s like, a rollercoaster of chaos and fun and memes and just pure awesomeness. See you there, my fellow blockheads!

BlockLifeChanger

big impact, BlockLifeChanger, butterfly effect, Decision making, impactful decisions, life changing, life changing moments, life-altering choices, minor choices, momentous decision, personal growth, pivotal choice, ripple effect, significant choices, small actions, small choices, small decision, transformative actions, turning point, unexpected outcomes

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	6073
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Zombie Dances:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Crops Grown:	4538	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13

Join our Minecraft server and make the small decision to dig one block in a certain direction, and who knows what crazy adventures await you! One player dug down and found a hidden underground city filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. Another player accidentally punched a pig and it turned into a flying pig that now follows them around as a loyal companion. The possibilities are endless on our server, where even the smallest decisions can lead to life-changing moments! So come join us and see where your next block break will take you!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

Allies, Canada, CraftyCanuck, Diplomacy, economic impact, export, foreign relations, Import, international trade, market access, Minecraft, NAFTA, negotiations, North America, Politics, protectionism, red states, RETALIATION, Server, Tariffs, trade war, Trump allies, united states

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	146
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Void Armor Forged:	27
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Gods Slained:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16

so like, u know how canada is all polite and stuff? well, they got a secret plan to start a trade war with red states and trump’s buddies. it’s gonna be like a battle royale but with trade deals and stuff.

join our minecraft server and be part of the action! build your own trade empire and take down your enemies with tariffs and sanctions. it’s gonna be epic, eh?

plus, we got a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the fallout of the trade war. trust us, you’re gonna need it when things get crazy.

so come on, eh? join our server and let’s show those red states and trump allies who’s boss in the world of trade wars. it’s gonna be a boot stompin’ good time, eh?

SudzhaNursingHomeRaid – TrappedUnderRubble

95 people, Attack, CASUALTIES, Conflict, crisis management., eastern europe, emergency response, Humanitarian Aid, international news, military commandant’s office, nursing home, rescue operation, rubble, russians, strike, Sudzha, SudzhaNursingHomeRaid, Tragedy, TrappedUnderRubble, Trapping, UKRAINIAN, War

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	5200
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Potions Brewed:	54
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Buildings Constructed:	25	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

join our minecraft server because we have russians striking nursing homes in sudzha but don’t worry, we’ll save you with our epic building skills and magical powers. 95 people trapped under rubble? no problem, we’ll just mine our way to victory and save them all. who needs the ukrainian military when you have us? come join the chaos and madness, where anything is possible and nothing makes sense. build, mine, and survive with us as we take on the craziest adventures and conquer the most absurd challenges. join now and be part of the most wacky and wild minecraft server ever created!

Players:	90/400	Votes:	6725
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Potions Brewed:	44
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Buildings Constructed:	44
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13