The Real SMP

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	2376
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3307	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19

New Minecraft Servers

Greetings from The Real SMP!

💫Are you trying to find a brand-new Full Vanilla server?

We’ve got you covered! Our intention is to deliver you a server that brightens your day.

🌟Which features do we offer?

We offer a stable and secure atmosphere. We offer a server that is appropriate for all gaming needs and runs continuously around the clock. We use one of the strongest anti-cheat systems so you can be sure a hacker won’t ruin your gaming experience!

🌠 Player Shops!!

Create a shop and sell items! Design a shop how you want it to be! Big? Small? Vintage?

🪧 Spawn Protection!

We protect spawn so people have a place to be welcomed into! Want to build in spawn? Apply for spawn permissions!

🎉 Giveaways!

We like to give back to the members that keep our server alive! Play with friends and enter giveaways!

🆕Vanilla Plus!

Choose how you want to play the server! Vanilla or Semi-Vanilla? Up to you!!!

❓Thus, why should you come along?

Then again, why not? Your requirements are completely met by us! In order for us to grow into a more vibrant community, please join our server!

Discord Server: https://discord.gg/VpgURMYpyu

IP: mc.therealsmp.com

Website: https://therealsmp.com/

MomSingsNoHBDAtAuntBabyShower

aunt, awkward, baby shower, Birthday, Cake, celebration, concern, decision, different day, Dinner, Event, family, first child, forced, MomSingsNoHBDAtAuntBabyShower, Mother, One and Only, selfish, singing, strangers, tradition

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	3492
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	5476
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	New Chunks Explored:	752189
Potions Brewed:	31	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Magic Items Found:	5982
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of making your special day all about you! Unlike this poor soul’s baby shower, we promise not to invite random strangers to sing happy birthday to your aunt who just showed up unannounced.

Join our server and experience the joy of having everyone focus on YOU and YOUR accomplishments. We won’t force you to share the spotlight with anyone else, especially not some distant relative who conveniently decided to visit on your big day.

So come on over and celebrate yourself in style! Because on our server, it’s all about YOU, baby!

AloneButMarried Minecraft SMP

adult life, AloneButMarried, Decision making, emotional development, INDEPENDENCE, life experiences, life milestones, Life skills, living alone, Marriage, Maturity, milestone, Minecraft, personal growth, personal responsibility, personal space, relationships, Self Discovery, self reliance, self-care, self-sufficiency, smp, solo living

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	6166
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runes Activated:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	173	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft server, it’s like the coolest thing ever! Like, imagine this, you’re all alone in the world, just mining and building and surviving like a total boss. And then, out of nowhere, you meet this group of crazy players who are like the Avengers of Minecraft, but way funnier and with more explosions!

Join our server for the most epic adventures, like fighting off giant mutant chickens and riding pigs into battle. Plus, we have the most lit parties in our virtual world, with pixelated fireworks and cake for days. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground lairs and treasure hunts we go on.

So if you’re ready to level up your Minecraft game and make some new friends who are just as weird and awesome as you, then come join us on the most epic server ever. Trust me, you won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #creeperparty #blocklife

AwkwardCraft: Creeper in the Sheets

awkward encounters, awkward experiences, awkward hookups, awkward intimacy, awkward positions, awkward sex, awkward sexual encounters, AwkwardCraft, creeper, cringe-worthy sex, cringeworthy moments, embarrassing bedroom moments, embarrassing moments, embarrassing sex stories, funny bedroom fails, funny sex mishaps, funny sex stories, intimate mishaps, sexual blunders, sexual mishaps, SHEETS, uncomfortable sex, uncomfortable situations

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	3087
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Emeralds Found:	7434
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Enchantments Applied:	124
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark? Join our Minecraft server and never feel lonely again! We have a community of players who are always ready to lend a hand, or a pickaxe, or whatever you need!

Our server is so lit, even creepers are jealous! We once had a player accidentally propose to their Minecraft girlfriend during a raid on a village – talk about commitment!

So come join us and experience the most epic adventures, the most hilarious mishaps, and the most unforgettable moments in the world of Minecraft. Who knows, you might even find your soulmate in a pixelated pig!

Amygdala Emotion Detector

amygdala, atypical, autism, brain imaging, brain region, critical, detector, emotion, emotions, Evidence, fear, findings, functional connectivity, INDIVIDUALS, mental health, neurodevelopmental disorders, neuroimaging, neurology, processing, research, study, threat detection

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	5101
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	144	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the blocks are as wild as a llama on a trampoline! we’ve got more fun than a pig in a mud bath and more excitement than a creeper in a fireworks factory!

our server is so lit, even the zombies are doing the floss dance! you’ll be crafting and building like a pro in no time, with more resources than a diamond mine in your backyard!

we’ve got so many mini-games, you’ll be as entertained as a chicken in a seed factory! and our community is as friendly as a pack of wolves in a dog park!

so what are you waiting for? join us now and experience the thrill of mining, crafting, and surviving like never before! you’ll be as hooked as a fish on a fishing rod in no time!

HumbleCraft

Active, Builders, Community, competitive, data packs, diamond prizes, Discord, Events, Friendly, gaming district, Humblecraft, Lore, Mods, multiplayer, Redstone, rules, shopping district, Survival, Treasure Hunts, Vanilla, Video

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	3045
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Mines Excavated:	2769	Gods Slained:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Divine Spears Created:	20	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Server Name:	HumbleCraft
Version:	1.21.4
Player Age Requirement:	18+
Special Features:	Carefully selected data packs and mods
Community:	Small but active group of members from around the world

FAQ:

What is HumbleCraft?

HumbleCraft is a 18+ 1.21.4 Minecraft SMP played by a small but active group of members from all over the world. The server is vanilla with the exception of a few carefully selected data packs and mods to enhance the vanilla experience.

What can you expect on the server?

A welcoming community filled with friendly and interesting people from all over the world.
A thriving and newly landscaped shopping district where you can make a diamond fortune.
An exciting gaming district featuring games created by our talented and imaginative members.
Interesting lore in the form of treasure hunts or story-based and player driven mysteries.
Events to bring out your competitive streak. Giving an opportunity to team up or compete alone to win diamond prizes.

What do we need from you?

You must be over 18 years old and be a decent person to be around. Discord is needed to stay updated with the servers happenings and if you are willing to voice chat that’s a great bonus!

A full list of rules can be found on the Discord server. Thanks for reading and we hope to see you in the new world!

MindCraft Realm of Chaos 1.20.2

1.20.2, ABUSIVE, Chaos, Degenerate, destructive, disturbed, disturbed individual, HARMFUL, harmful behavior, inappropriate, incestual, manipulative, mentally unhinged, mindcraft, narcissist, perverted, piece of shit, Realm, Repulsive, revolting, toxic behavior, UNACCEPTABLE, Vile

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	7807
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Ores Mined:	9338
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Runes Activated:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23

Yo, bro, forget about all that nonsense and come join our Minecraft server! We got pigs that can fly, cows that tell jokes, and chickens that do the cha-cha slide. It’s like a psychedelic trip without the drugs, man. Plus, our diamond armor is so blinged out, it’ll blind you with its blinginess. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!

NoteBlockCity

aita, country road, ditch, Door, Driver, driveway, ignoring, morning, neighbors, Note, NoteBlockCity, Obstacles, passenger mirror, RESPONSIBILITY, run into, sidewalks, trash cans, trash guys, trash truck, TV

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	9290
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the trash cans have drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the trash can in the middle of the road.

Imagine a world where trash cans have the power to shatter mirrors and spark neighborly disputes. Will you be the one to bring order to this chaotic land, or will you toss your trash cans haphazardly and watch the drama unfold?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to experience the thrill of dodging obstacles in the road and making questionable decisions like throwing away notes from concerned neighbors. Join now and let the trash can saga begin!

RegretfulBuyer Minecraft SMP

bad investment, buyer’s guilt, buyer’s remorse, costly mistake, decision, Disappointment, financial regret, hindsight, impulse buy, lesson learned, Minecraft, mistake, MONEY, Purchase, regret, regretful spending, RegretfulBuyer, regrettable purchase, remorseful, smp, SPENDING, Wasted, wish I hadn’t bought

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	9400
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Zombie Dances:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Dragons Tamed:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	555183

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP server, like seriously it’s so lit! Like, I regret not joining sooner because it’s like a virtual paradise with unicorns and rainbows and stuff. And guess what? The owner is actually a wizard who can turn diamonds into pizza, like what even is that?! And there’s this secret underground club where all the mobs hang out and have dance parties, it’s wild. So yeah, join now or forever live in regret like me for not joining earlier, trust me you won’t regret it…unless you hate fun and unicorns, then maybe you will regret it. But still, join us and let’s conquer the virtual world together! #minecraftislife #unicornsandpizza

Elon’s Cyber Shenanigans

Computer System, cyber, cybersecurity, data breach, data security, elon musk, Elons, Government data, government security, government technology, government technology breach, government technology investigation, government technology policies, government technology protocols, government technology scandal, government technology security, government workers, it security, security measures, Shenanigans, Technology, unauthorized access, US agency

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	544
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t have any drama or excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, we have Elon Musk’s aides running amok and locking government workers out of computer systems! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, conspiracy theories, and maybe even a few alien sightings. Who needs regular old Minecraft when you can have all this insanity? Join now and see what all the fuss is about!

Crafty Mind Server

brain awareness, brain care, brain cognition, brain development, brain empowerment, brain fitness, brain function, brain health, brain longevity, brain maintenance, brain protection, brain resilience, brain support, brain vitality, brain wellness, cognitive function, Crafty, human right, mental health, Mental Wellbeing, Mind, neurological health, Server

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	9607
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Farms Harvested:	693

do u like minecraft? do u like to laugh? do u like to build crazy sh*t and have a good time? then come join our server! we have unicorns flying around, talking pigs, and a secret portal to the land of chocolate. our mods are all trained circus clowns who will entertain u while u play. plus, if u join now, u get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows. so come on down and let’s get this party started!

BudderCraft

BudderCraft, Community, Creative, Custom Enchants, Custom Plugins, Discord, Economy, Events, Land claiming, MCMMO, Minigames, Network, Player Markets, Player Ranks, PvE, Quests, resource packs, Roleplay, Shops, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	3743
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zombie Dances:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Animals Bred:	198	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Love Letters Sent:	19	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

BudderCraft Minecraft Server Overview

Key Points
Provide a variety of feature-rich modes
Strict prevention of all forms of cheating
A community that is friendly no matter the skill level

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are mods allowed on the server?	No mods are allowed except for specific ones listed for Badlion and Lunar clients. Any form of cheating will result in a permanent ban.
What type of PvP system does the server use?	The server uses a 1.9+ style PvP system and discourages the use of outdated 1.8 PvP strategies.
Are large scale farms allowed on the server?	No, large scale farms that generate excessive items per minute are strictly prohibited to maintain a balanced economy.
Is joining the Discord server mandatory?	Joining the Discord is not required but highly recommended for updates, feedback, and community engagement.

Ready to join BudderCraft?

Join with the IP: play.buddercraft.net

Lost Vibe Realms 1.20.5

1.20.5, Backstabbing, BETRAYAL, collaborations, controversy, damaged reputation, destructive actions., Downfall, Drama, fanbase, half decent ship, Lost, negative impact, negative influence, online drama, Realms, ruined relationships, ruins, sabotage, social media drama, toxic behavior, VIBE, virtual world, vtubing

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	1680
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Runes Activated:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! It’s the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world! We’re talking about chaos, destruction, and mayhem at every turn!

Forget about building beautiful ships or working together with your friends, because on this server, everything gets RUINED! Your hard work will be destroyed in the blink of an eye, leaving you in a state of shock and disbelief.

But hey, who needs a fanbase anyway, am I right? Join us on this server where we’ll tear down everything you’ve ever loved and cherished in the world of Minecraft. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that you won’t want to miss out on!

So come on, join us and experience the ultimate thrill of having everything you hold dear RUINED in the most spectacular and outrageous ways possible! It’s a wild ride that you won’t soon forget!

MobilityCrafters

ableism, accessibility rights, Asian American, Cerebral Palsy, cultural diversity, disability rights, discrimination, Diversity, family time, inclusion, MobilityCrafters, parenting, Playground, playground accessibility, playground design, playground etiquette, playground fun, racism, spastic diplegia, wheelchair accessibility, Xenophobia

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	281
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Are you tired of dealing with playground bullies in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where everyone is welcome, regardless of their abilities or background!

Our server is so inclusive, even players with spastic diplegia can enjoy playing without any limitations. No more mean comments or discrimination, just pure fun and excitement!

Join us and experience a world where everyone is treated with respect and kindness. Build your dream playground, go on epic adventures, and make new friends along the way. Say goodbye to negativity and hello to a community that celebrates diversity!

So why wait? Join our server today and let’s create a virtual world where everyone is accepted and valued. Let’s show the haters that we’re here to stay and play!

MexiCraft Server: Plane Crash Edition

#authorities, airplane accident, airplane crash, Aviation, Condolences, crash, crash site, Edition, Fatalities, Flight, International, investigation, Latin America, Mexican citizens, Mexican president, mexico, MexiCraft, News, Philly plane crash, plane, Server, Tragedy, Victims

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	1539
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	45	Dragon Scales Harvested:	240
Ores Mined:	6969	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
New Chunks Explored:	532820	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Emeralds Found:	6010	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, you know? like, you gotta join cuz we got all the mexican citizens who survived a plane crash in philly, like, how crazy is that? the mexican president even said so, so you know it’s legit. join now and be part of this wild adventure, like, who knows what other insane stories you’ll be a part of on this server, dude. come on, don’t miss out on all the fun!

BorderCraft: No Tariffs, Just Blocks

blocks, border, BorderCraft, cross-border, economic impact, economic stability, Economy, employment, energy industry, ENERGY MARKET, energy production, Energy Sector, industry response, international trade, job loss, Jobs, North America, push back, regulations, Tariffs, Trade, Workforce

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	4278
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9689
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Zombie Dances:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have an energy industry that pushes back on tariffs cuz there are too many jobs on the line! like, we got coal miners fighting off creepers and solar panel builders battling zombies. it’s a wild ride, man.

you gotta see it to believe it. we got redstone contraptions that’ll blow your mind and a community of players who are as tough as diamonds. plus, our admins are like, super cool and always ready to help.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and be part of the craziest energy industry showdown in minecraft history! trust us, you won’t regret it.