The Real SMP: Where vanilla isn’t just a flavor, it’s a way of life! Join our sustainable, claim-free, cheat-free world today!

Features	Description
Stable and Secure Atmosphere	Server appropriate for all gaming needs with continuous uptime and strong anti-cheat system.
Player Shops	Create and customize your own shop to sell items.
Spawn Protection	Protected spawn area for new players with option to apply for build permissions.
Giveaways	Regular giveaways to reward server members and promote community engagement.

BlocktopiaVIP

Awareness, BlocktopiaVIP, Privilege, societal advantages, societal biases, societal blind spots, societal inequalities, societal norms, societal privileges, unacknowledged benefits, unconscious advantages, unrecognized privilege

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	2485
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	100
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Alien Abductions:	3

The privilege of joining our Minecraft server, where pigs can fly, creepers tell jokes, and diamonds rain from the sky! Forget about boring old survival mode, on our server you can ride llamas into battle, build a castle out of cake, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Join us and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken, in which case you might regret it a little).

DisinfoCraft: Zelenskyy vs Trump

Communication, Diplomacy, DisinfoCraft, Disinformation, foreign affairs, Government, international relations, leadership, Manipulation, Media, Misinformation, Politics, president, Propaganda, trump, Trust, Truth, Ukraine, united states, world news, zelenskyy

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	3979
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Enchantments Applied:	51

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than a reality tv show! zelenskyy says trump is ‘surrounded by disinformation’ but on our server, the only thing surrounded by disinformation is our legendary treasure hunt!

rumor has it, if you find the hidden diamond block, you will unlock special powers to turn all the creepers into cute kittens! but be warned, there are trolls lurking in the shadows ready to steal your loot and prank you with exploding chickens!

join now for a wild ride of adventure, mystery, and chaos! who needs politics when you can have a blast on our server!

Escape The Grind 1.21.1

1.21.1, adult content, adult entertainment, avoiding work, don’t wanna, Entertainment, Escape, escapism, Gaming, grind, hentai, jacking off, Lazy, leisure, not working, procrastination, Relaxation, self-indulgence, stay at home, temptation, time off, video games, work

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	3925
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
New Chunks Explored:	37427	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Dragons Tamed:	3

Yo, forget about adulting and responsibilities, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape reality and build a world where you can jack off to pixelated hentai all day long!

We have the dankest memes, the craziest builds, and the most epic PvP battles that will make you question if you’re still in the real world or if you’ve entered the Matrix.

Join us and let your inner child run wild as you explore endless possibilities and unleash your creativity in ways you never thought possible.

So ditch work, forget about the outside world, and come join us for a wild ride that will make you never want to leave. Just make sure to bring plenty of tissues for all that hentai action!

ChairRuiner Minecraft Server

accepting money, accepting money from friend, bully, chair replacement, ChairRuiner, financial compensation, financial dispute, friend’s brother, friendship conflict, Minecraft, new chair, paper plates, party guest, party incident, paying for damage, potential conflict, returning money, ruined chair, Server, social etiquette, social media, spilled food, Venmo

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	6778
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Star Shards Collected:	260	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Villages Defended:	20	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server and experience the wild ride of friendships being tested over spilled food and ruined chairs.

Our server is so lit that even paper plates get blamed for being too flimsy! But don’t worry, we’ve got your back with a community that will venmo you money you didn’t even ask for. And if you need to buy a new chair because of the chaos, we’ve got you covered with unexpected funds!

Join now and witness the ultimate showdown of who’s the real TA in this crazy Minecraft world. Will you be the one accepting the money or the one dropping friends from social media? The choice is yours on our server!

CraftyQueerPalz

acceptance, anxiety, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, cooking classes, CraftyQueerPalz, DATING, emotional cheating, friendship, gay best friend, Honesty, horror movies, japanese food, Jealousy, LGBTQ, misunderstanding, relationship, stigma, Support, Trust

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	6844
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Crops Grown:	1868
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	1620
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the complexities of modern relationships? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of drama and confusion, just like this Reddit post!

On our server, you can explore giant kitchens with your best friend who happens to be an excellent cook, just like Alex. Cook up a storm and forget about those pesky cooking classes that your significant other doesn’t want to attend.

Watch horror movies, eat Japanese food, and go to comedy shows with your best friend, because who needs a boyfriend who doesn’t vibe with your interests? Plus, if your boyfriend gets jealous and bans you from hanging out with your friend, just remind him that your friend is actually gay and has a long-term boyfriend. Who knew?

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions, misunderstandings, and kitchen adventures. Who needs relationship therapy when you have a Minecraft server like this? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

UglyDuckling SMP

acceptance, attractiveness, beauty standards, Benefits, Charm, confidence boost, Individuality, inner beauty, inner qualities, Perks, personal growth, Personality, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, self-confidence, smp, societal norms, UglyDuckling, Unattractive, unconventional beauty, Unique

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	3761
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Zombie Dances:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit! We have diamond armor giveaways every hour, and our spawn is literally a giant chicken wearing sunglasses. Like, how cool is that?? And the best part is, if you’re unattractive in real life, you’ll fit right in because we only accept players who are uglier than a creeper’s butt! So if you’ve ever been called a potato IRL, this is the SMP for you! Plus, rumor has it that our owner is actually a talking llama who can spit fireballs. No joke, it’s wild! So come join us and experience the craziest, most random SMP ever! It’ll be like a party in your pants, but with more explosions and less pants! #potatolife #llamadrama #chickenswithattitude 🥔🦙🐔🔥👖

RuleOfCraft: No Diamonds for Creepers

common courtesy, CREEPERS, diamonds, Etiquette, golden rule, life advice, life lessons, Manners, RuleOfCraft, social norms, societal expectations, unwritten code, unwritten commandments, unwritten conventions, unwritten customs, unwritten guidelines, unwritten laws, unwritten norms, unwritten principles, unwritten protocols, unwritten regulations, unwritten rules, unwritten standards

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	6048
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Zombie Dances:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Towns Built:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32

Join our Minecraft server if you want to learn the unwritten rule of life that will change everything for you: always carry a stack of potatoes in your inventory for good luck! Legend has it that a player once stumbled upon a rare diamond vein while munching on a potato, and now we all worship the potato gods for their blessings. Don’t miss out on the chance to have potatoes bring you riches beyond your wildest dreams!

AluminaCraft: No RussAlum Allowed!

Allowed, AluminaCraft, aluminium, Ban, Diplomacy, diplomatic measures, economic impact, economic sanctions, Envoys, EU, european union, foreign policy, global trade, Imports, international relations, metal industry, package, political tensions, RussAlum, russia, Russian, sanctions, Trade

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	1073
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Divine Spears Created:	15	Secret Passages Found:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Votes:	5343

come join our epic minecraft server where we ban russian aluminium imports for fun!! u can build ur own aluminium-free world and trade with other players for rare items like enchanted pickaxes and diamond armor. our server is so lit, even the EU envoys are talking about it! join now and be part of the craziest minecraft community ever!

Who will kill the dragon faster he will receive the OPCU server minecraft

challenge, Competition, Dragon.., Faster, Gaming, kill, Minecraft, multiplayer, OPCU, Server

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	5884
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Endless Night Skies:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	40
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

server “Who will kill the dragon to get the OPCU faster” has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

ROFLMC.aternos.me

Pixel Nexus Realms 1.20.6

1.20.6, Arisu Oshiro, Chiaki Katsumi, Chio Chompi, covers, Daiya Fortuna, jidf, Kanna Yanagi, Kawaii, kirispica, Lottie Shinju, Miuna Usako, Nexus, Official Links, original songs, phase connect, PIXEL, PixelFriends, PixelLink, Raki Kazuki, Realms, Reverie, schedules, Sheeptubers, Specialite., tsunderia, V&U, V4Mirai, vnug, VSMP, VT

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	959
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Enchantments Applied:	61
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! It’s got all the crazy stuff you need to have a blast. Imagine playing with a clumsy girl next door, a silly girly girl, a chuuni seiso girl, and a delulu deredere – all in one place!

And wait, there’s more! They’ve got original songs and covers, templates, and archives for days. Plus, their PixelFriends are like the coolest group of peeps you’ll ever meet in the Minecraft universe.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, who knows? Just do it!

Girlfriend’s House Escape – Minecraft Server

Alone Time, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Distance, Drama, DRIVE, Escape, Expectations, Girlfriends, House, long-distance relationship, Minecraft, neediness, Priorities, Problems, quality time, relationship issues, Respect, Server, Sleep, Understanding, Upset, video games

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	9014
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Crops Grown:	5833
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from your needy girlfriend who just wants to play video games with her friend! Join us for a wild adventure filled with non-stop gaming and zero drama.

On our server, you can talk as much as you want without being told you’re distracting someone from the game. We won’t hide controllers from you or make you sleep on the couch just so we can keep playing. And if you need to leave early to get a good night’s sleep, we won’t guilt trip you or call you needy.

So come join us on our server, where the only drama you’ll find is in the game itself. No girlfriend drama allowed here!

ParentalPwnage

Borrowing, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Disrespect, Emotional Abuse, emotional intelligence, family, generational trauma, hurt feelings, MONEY, moving out, name-calling, parental relationships, ParentalPwnage, parents, reconciliation, savings, self worth, self-care, setting boundaries

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	7936
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Zombie Dances:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Void Gems Collected:	12
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	14

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and looking for a place to escape? Join our Minecraft server for a wild adventure where you can build, mine, and craft your way to happiness!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your dad borrowing money or calling you names. Instead, you can team up with fellow players to take on epic quests and defeat virtual dragons. Who needs family drama when you can have virtual excitement?

Plus, our server has a secret hidden treasure that only the bravest players can find. Rumor has it, the treasure is filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries?

So say goodbye to real-life arguments and hello to a world of endless possibilities on our Minecraft server. Join us now and start your new adventure today!

BelievedInNotch Minecraft SMP

BelievedInNotch, childhood beliefs, childhood dreams, childhood fantasies, childhood imagination, childhood innocence, childhood memories, childhood misconceptions, childhood myths, childhood naivety, childhood stories, childhood tales, childhood wonders, funny beliefs, funny memories, gullible kid, kid beliefs, kid logic, kid silliness, Minecraft, naive thoughts, silly misconceptions, smp

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	2760
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Divine Spears Created:	29
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	131	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	16

Yo, so like, this Minecraft SMP is the craziest place to be, bro. Like, you won’t believe the shenanigans that go down here. We got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and creepers doing the Macarena. It’s wild, man.

But the best part is the secret underground bunker filled with unlimited diamonds. Yeah, you heard me right. Unlimited diamonds, baby. All you gotta do is find the secret entrance hidden behind a painting of a derpy cat. Trust me, it’s totally legit.

Oh, and did I mention the legendary taco stand run by a talking cactus? Yeah, that’s a thing here. The cactus makes the most bomb tacos you’ve ever tasted, and they’re free for all players. Just watch out for the salsa that’s so spicy, it’ll make your character burst into flames.

So if you wanna join in on the madness and have a blast with us, just hop on the server and get ready for the ride of your life. And remember, always believe in the power of derpy cats and talking cacti. Stay awesome, my dudes.

KidCraftFoolery

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7779
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Zombie Dances:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Remember when you thought that if you dug deep enough in Minecraft, you’d reach China? Well, on our server, that’s actually true! Join us and start digging your way to the other side of the world – who knows what treasures you’ll find along the way! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out at the bottom of our world, waiting to challenge brave adventurers to a dance-off. Don’t miss out on the chance to show off your best moves and become the ultimate Minecraft champion! So come on, join us and let your wildest childhood dreams come true!

CraftyZelenskyy’s MineServer

#mineserver, Conflict Resolution, CraftyZelenskyys, Delays, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., diplomatic relations, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global politics, international diplomacy, international relations, legitimizing, MIDDLE EAST, peace negotiations, political strategy, President Zelenskyy, Saudi Arabia visit, U.S.-Russia talks, Ukraine, zelenskyy

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	2728
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Void Gems Collected:	22
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

so like, u kno how zelenskyy was gonna go to saudi arabia but then he was like nah, i ain’t gonna legitimize them u.s.-russia talks. he’s all like, i gotta stay away from that drama, man. but u kno what u shouldn’t stay away from? this epic minecraft server!

join us and build ur own kingdom, fight dragons, and make friends with talking pigs (jk, they don’t talk but wouldn’t that be cool?). we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds, but shh, don’t tell anyone.

plus, we have a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit and a water slide that leads to a secret treasure chest. and if u join now, u get a free pet zombie that will do ur bidding (as long as u feed it brains).

so come on down to our server and let’s have a blast together! who needs u.s.-russia talks when u can have minecraft adventures, amirite?

New Minecraft Servers 2025

The Real SMP: Where vanilla isn’t just a flavor, it’s a way of life! Join our sustainable, claim-free, cheat-free world today!

The Real SMP Minecraft Server

Server Overview

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How can I join The Real SMP server?

Q: Is the server active 24/7?

Q: Do you have a Discord server for communication?

Q: Can I build my own shop on the server?

Q: How do I participate in giveaways?