The Real SMP: Where Spleef is serious, but parkour is just for laughs! Join now for chaos and fun with active staff and no claims!

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	578
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

New Minecraft Servers

The Real SMP Minecraft Server

Features	Description
	Server runs continuously with strong anti-cheat system
Player Shops	Create and design your own shop to sell items
Spawn Protection	Protected spawn area with permissions for building
Giveaways	Regular giveaways for players
Vanilla Plus	Choose between Vanilla or Semi-Vanilla gameplay
Event Hub	In-built network with fun minigames

FAQ

Why should I join The Real SMP server?

Your gaming needs are met with our stable and secure server. Join a vibrant community and enjoy features like player shops, spawn protection, giveaways, and more!

How can I join the server?

You can join by using the IP: mc.therealsmp.com

Where can I find more information about the server?

Visit our website at therealsmp.com and join our Discord server here.

CraftingLifeLessons

CraftingLifeLessons, Experience, growth mindset., hindsight, lesson learned, life advice, life changing, life journey, life lessons, Life skills, life transformation, life-changing experiences, personal development, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self development, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-realization, wisdom

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	6288
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Dimension Hops:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Secret Passages Found:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Farms Harvested:	195	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Have you ever learned a life-changing lesson too late, like not realizing that creepers explode when you get too close in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we offer a crash course in creeper evasion techniques! Join us and learn how to outsmart those sneaky green baddies before they blow up your precious creations. Trust us, it’s a lesson you won’t want to learn the hard way again! So come join us for some explosive fun and epic adventures.

Epic Adventure 1.21.1

1.21.1, Absurd, Adventure, BIZARRE, bonkers, crazy, eccentric, Epic, INSANE, Just insane, loony, Ludicrous, Mind Blowing, nuts, off the wall, offbeat, Outrageous, Ridiculous, UNBELIEVABLE, Wacky, whacky, Wild, zany

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	7789
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Holy Grails Found:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Zombie Dances:	4

Yo, bros, listen up! This Minecraft server is like, totally off the charts crazy!

We got pigs flying, creepers breakdancing, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide!

Join us if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending, reality-questioning, block-building adventure of a lifetime!

You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget what day it is!

Don’t miss out on the most bonkers, bananas, and batshit insane Minecraft server ever created!

YEAH WE BLACK PEOPLE Minecraft SMP

activism, African American, Black, black people, civil rights, Community, culture, discrimination, Diversity, empowerment, equality, heritage, History, Identity, inclusion, Minecraft, Minority, people, Race, resilience, smp, social justice, solidarity, Struggle, yeah

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	7543
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of black people decided to create the most epic Minecraft server ever. And let me tell you, it was LIT! We’re talking diamond armor for days, nether fortresses conquered in record time, and creeper explosions that would make even the most seasoned player say “dang, that’s impressive.” So why should you join? Because on this server, we don’t just play Minecraft, we slay Minecraft. So come on in, grab your pickaxe, and let’s show the world what we black people can do in this blocky world!

OligarchDoom2025 Minecraft SMP

2025, billionaires, Business, China, Corruption, Economy, Europe, Future, Global, influence, investigations, Minecraft, OligarchDoom2025, oligarchs, Politics, power, Risk, russia, sanctions, smp, united states, wealth, Wealthy

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6352
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Runes Activated:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Falling into the Void:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Farms Harvested:	320

Yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you, this server is like no other! We got crazy builds, insane redstone contraptions, and a community full of absolute legends.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most intense PvP battles you’ll ever experience. We’re talking diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and all-out war! You gotta be on your toes at all times, or you might just get wrecked by a sneaky player.

And get this, rumor has it that in 2025, the server will be taken over by a group of Oligarchs who are planning to rule with an iron fist. But don’t worry, we’ve got a secret weapon up our sleeves to take them down and restore peace to the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the most epic adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

PixelFateCraft

butterfly effect, consequential choices, Decision making, impactful choices, impactful decisions, life altering decisions, life changing, life-altering, life-changing choices, life-changing decision, life-changing moment, pivotal decision, pivotal moments, PixelFateCraft, significant choices, small choices big impact, small choices matter, small decision, transformative choices, transformative decisions, turning point

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	3531
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Divine Spears Created:	15	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	4

Join our Minecraft server and make decisions that will change your virtual life forever! One player decided to build a tiny dirt hut as a joke, but it ended up becoming the most epic castle in all the land. Another player accidentally punched a chicken and it led to an all-out war between the players and the feathered foes. Who knows what crazy choices you’ll make on our server that will lead to unforgettable adventures and hilarious mishaps! So come join us and see where your decisions will take you in this wacky world of blocky madness!

Whispering Tides Retreat 1.21.4

1.21.4, All Silent Souls Can Sing, Android, Carnevale’s Prologue, codes, Convene Tracker, Download, Each Choice You Made, egs, emotes, Events, friends list, Ios, Map, Media Contents, News, patch notes, Resonator Showcase, Retreat, Rewards, Rinascita, story cinematics, Surrender or Die, TGA 2024, The Ultimate Truth, Tides, Timeline, Version 1.4, version 2.0, When the Night Knocks, whispering, windows, wuthering waves, Xiangli Yao, Yinlin

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	7244
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Villages Defended:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Star Shards Collected:	55
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like entering a whole new dimension of craziness! Imagine Surrender or Die, The Ultimate Truth, and All Silent Souls Can Sing – that’s the vibe of this server! Plus, they got events like Pincer Maneuver Warriors II and Depths of Illusive Realm – it’s like a rollercoaster of insanity! And don’t even get me started on the emotes, bro, they’re gonna blow your mind! So what are you waiting for? Dive into this wacky world of Wuthering Waves and question your existence, man!

Rich Arab Sheikh Minecraft SMP Pumping One Billion

arab, billion, billionaire influence, college football, financial backing, financial influence, football clubs, Foreign Ownership, global sports, international sports, Minecraft, nil, pumping, Rich, rich Arab sheikh, Sheikh, smp, soft power, sports economics, sports finance, sports industry, sports investment, sports management, sports marketing, sports sponsorship, team acquisition, team ownership

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	7876
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even rich Arab sheikhs are getting in on the action! Join us for a chance to build your own empire and flex your financial muscles like never before. Who needs college football programs when you can dominate the virtual world with your wealth?

Rumor has it that one player on our server once traded a diamond pickaxe for a real-life camel. Another player built a skyscraper made entirely of gold blocks, just because they could. The possibilities are endless when you join our wild and wacky community.

So why wait? Join us now and show the world that you don’t need a billion dollars to rule the server – just a sense of humor and a love for all things Minecraft. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the eye of a wealthy sheikh looking to expand their virtual empire.

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

Boundaries, bridezilla, celebration, children, Communication, compromise, Conflict, Drama, Etiquette, Event, family, guest list, Kids, Minecraft, Mother, parenting, relationships, Server, sibling, sister, Support, Wedding, WeddingCraft

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	4763
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise no family drama like this wedding fiasco! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and no guilt trips from your sister.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about your sister showing up uninvited with her kids. We offer a safe space for you to unleash your creativity without any family members causing chaos.

Don’t be the villain in your own story, join our server and be the hero of your own Minecraft adventure. We guarantee no one will compare you to a bridezilla or threaten to make a scene at your virtual wedding.

So, what are you waiting for? Leave the family drama behind and join our Minecraft server for a truly epic experience. Who needs passive-aggressive Facebook memes when you can build a virtual empire with us?

Gifts4Grief

broken man, comforting gifts, customized gifts, DIY gifts, gift basket ideas, gift cards, Gift ideas, Gifts4Grief, handmade gifts, healing gifts, inspirational gifts, meaningful gifts, personalized gifts, practical gifts, relaxation gifts, self help books, self-care gifts, sentimental gifts, thoughtful gifts, unique gifts, wellness gifts

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	6015
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	86	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Astral Projections Made:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Alien Abductions:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and experience the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cave. Trust us, it’s a real blast!

But that’s not all – we also have a special event every week where players can participate in a giant chicken race. Yes, you heard that right. Ride your trusty chicken through obstacle courses and compete against other players for the title of Chicken Champion!

And if you’re feeling a bit down in the dumps, don’t worry – our server has a therapy llama that will listen to all your problems and offer sage advice. Who needs a therapist when you have a llama, right?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Don’t be a broken man – be a chicken-riding, lava-dodging, llama-loving hero on our server!

Frosty Echoes 1.21.1

1.21.1, black sludge, coughing fit, doctor visit, Echoes, flu symptoms, frosty, health concerns, Illness, Medical advice, medical consultation, respiratory infection, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbance, sore throat, throat cold, throat discomfort, throat infection, throat inflammation, throat irritation, throat pain, vomiting, water intake

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	8560
Rating:	4.5 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you forget all about your throat cold! Explore our virtual world and build to your heart’s content, all while avoiding black sludge and fiery throats. Who needs sleep when you can play on our server for hours on end? Doctors are overrated, join us instead!

The Best Minecraft SMP Doctor

Adderall, career, competitive, creditors, Doctor, House, income, iq, Lifestyle, living expenses, loans, medical school, middle class lifestyle, Minecraft, Nurses, prescription drugs, residency, smp, student loans, travel, vacation, wages

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	2751
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	New Chunks Explored:	942462
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our server and experience the craziest journey of your life!

Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.

And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?

Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!

BlockBuddies Minecraft Server

Accountability, Arcade, BlockBuddies, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, coworker, Diversity, FIRED, high school, humor, inappropriate language, Manager, Minecraft, Professionalism, racism, repercussions.., sensitivity, Server, social dynamics, teenager, Termination, workplace behavior

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	5918
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	5354
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Towns Built:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy story!

Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!

But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

BlockPartyBae

BlockPartyBae, Boundaries, creepy behavior, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, Gaslighting, ghosting, Harassment, high school drama, Manipulation, peer pressure, rejection, social dynamics, teenage angst, teenage crushes, teenage drama, teenage relationships, toxic relationships, unhealthy relationships, unwanted advances, unwanted attention

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	3249
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Ores Mined:	3710
Dragon Eggs Found:	5456	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this insane story!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!

But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!

SwedeCraft Minecraft Server

aid, Assistance, Channels.., crisis management., Development, diplomatic relations, financial support, FOREIGN AID, funding, humanitarian crisis, i24NEWS, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, palestine, political decision, Refugees, Server, Support, SwedeCraft, Sweden, united nations, UNRWA

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5974
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

so liek, sweden was liek, nah we aint givin u money no more UNRWA, we outtie. but dont worry, they said they gonna find other ways to get dat cash flow goin. come join our minecraft server, we got crazier stories than sweden cuttin off UNRWA funding. we got pigs flyin, creepers singin, and villagers doin the cha cha slide. u dont wanna miss out on this wild ride, join now and let the madness begin!

UncontactedCraft

Amazon community, conservation, culture, discovery, documentary, Exploration, first glimpse, hidden, indigenous, ISOLATED, Photographs, preservation, Rainforest, remote, Reveal, Traditional, Tribe, Uncontacted, UncontactedCraft, unknown, untouched

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	176
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8648	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Dimension Hops:	15
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24

have u ever wanted to explore a world where u can meet uncontacted amazon tribes? well, our minecraft server lets u do just that!!!! come join us and be the first to discover these mysterious tribes in the virtual world. who knows, maybe u will even become their leader and start a new civilization!!!!! join now for the adventure of a lifetime!!!!!!