The Ranch SMP

+18, build contests, Community, Discord, Economy, Events, Furries, Items, Jobs, Landclaim, Lore, MCMMO, Minecraft, Plugins, Ranks, RPG, Server, smp, Staff, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	8201
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Meteorites Collected:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Farms Harvested:	814
Towns Built:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Enchantments Applied:	206
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

New Minecraft Servers

USERS MUST WHITELIST BEFORE JOINING :)You can find us here: discord.gg/yBYKVusx4n

What is The Ranch SMP?The Ranch SMP is an 18+ (SFW) Economy RPG server, made by furries, for furries! Our community aims to expand on the vanilla mechanics of minecraft by providing an environment that rewards players for their time and effort in our community. Our curated list of plugins aims to enhance the quality of life on the server, and strives to add new features for players to learn, explore, and expand upon.

What is The Ranch’s playstyle like?Our server has a main focus on RPG elements from MCMMO, and compliments it with a competitive based economy to encourage players to collaborate and work together to form a functioning society! We use playtime based ranks, which as you level up will increase your claim size, backpack size, home count, max job limit, and other unique abilities per rank! You should expect a semi-vanilla experience mechanic wise, with a few plugins changing things up for a little added spice.

How long has the server been open?After several iterations over the past years, an official relaunch is here to stay! A big thanks to all of our beta testers who stayed active and helped find / solve all the quirks of our early community days.

Are you looking for staff?We’re always looking to expand our staff team, and would love to adopt some active, knowledgeable players from our community into the team!

What kind of events are we talking about here?There is a loose lore planned for the server which will come with custom ranks and items rewarded to players who choose to participate. We always have holiday events running, and occasionally host build contests as well!

TheRanchSMP.playwn.co

Epic Adventure Quest 1.21.1

1.21.1, action, Adventure, Anime, anticipation, battle scenes, Character development, character growth, Climax, Epic, episodes, FANTASY, Fight monsters, Hero’s Journey, pacing, plot progression, plot twists, Quest, resolution, Storyline, Supernatural powers, training arc, wait time

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	1894
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Buildings Constructed:	39
Void Armor Forged:	15	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Bro, forget about waiting for those boring training arcs! Join our Minecraft server and jump straight into epic battles with monsters! No need to waste time on filler episodes, just grab your sword and start slaying those creepers and zombies like a boss! Plus, our server has custom mods that will blow your mind and make you question reality! Don’t be a noob, join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures ever!

SisStealsInheritanceB4Confront

beneficiaries, Caretaker, Confrontation, equal splits, executor, family, fess up, Honesty, Inheritance, inheritance dispute, life changing, MONEY, Poa, Probate, Resentment, Secrets, Siblings, SisStealsInheritanceB4Confront, sister, Will

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	2043
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Dimension Hops:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Farms Harvested:	777
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Endless Night Skies:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Towns Built:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as shady as your sister hiding inheritance money? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to uncover hidden treasures and secrets just like you wish your sister would do!

We promise an experience so thrilling, you’ll feel like you’re confronting your sister about her sneaky schemes in real life. And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for wanting to spill the beans to your siblings – in fact, we encourage it!

So come on down to our server and let the drama unfold as you navigate through twists and turns just like the ones in your family probate situation. Who knows, you might even walk away with a life-changing amount of virtual money! Join now and let the chaos begin!

LifeHacksMC SMP

LifeHacksMC, smp

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	6093
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Villages Defended:	20	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Bro, do you even Minecraft? This SMP is like, the best thing since sliced bread. Like, imagine a world where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide. It’s like a party in your computer, man.

Join our server and you’ll be living the high life, building epic castles and battling dragons with your besties. We’ve got secret treasure hunts, where you can find diamonds the size of your mom’s meatloaf. And don’t even get me started on the dance parties at spawn, we’ve got DJ Villagers spinning sick beats all night long.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a secret society of llamas who control the economy, trading emeralds for enchanted gear like it’s nobody’s business. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal to a dimension made entirely of cake. Yeah, you heard me right, CAKE.

So what are you waiting for, bro? Join our SMP and live your best blocky life. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

LeashCraft: No More Baby Leashes!

baby, baby leashes, child behavior, child development, child discipline, child freedom, child independence, Child Psychology, child restraint, child restraints, child safety, child safety devices, child safety measures, child safety precautions, child supervision, controversial parenting, LeashCraft, leashes, parenting, Parenting styles, public behavior, public opinion, social norms

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	4628
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Enchantments Applied:	241	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

Are you tired of being leashed like a baby in public? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, you can roam free like a wild child! No more restrictions, just pure unadulterated freedom to explore, build, and conquer!

Join us and unleash your inner rebel as you embark on epic adventures, build magnificent structures, and make new friends along the way. Who needs a baby leash when you have the whole Minecraft world at your fingertips?

So say goodbye to the days of being tethered like a toddler and hello to a world where the only limits are your imagination. Join our server now and let your inner child run wild!

NovaCraft Server: No US Booze Allowed!

alcohol ban, alcohol control, alcohol distribution, alcohol embargo, alcohol import, alcohol policy, alcohol regulations, alcohol removal, alcohol restrictions, alcohol sales, alcohol trade, Allowed, booze, Canadian alcohol, government directive, liquor store, North American alcohol, Nova Scotia Liquor Corporation, NovaCraft, Server, store shelves, TUESDAY, U.S. alcohol

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	1737
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Astral Projections Made:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Falling into the Void:	0

hey u! ya u! r u tired of playin on lame minecraft servers with no fun? well do i have the server for u! come join our epic minecraft server where we have a secret underground bar in nova scotia!

that’s right, we have our own liquor corporation in minecraft! we’ll be takin out all the u.s. alcohol from the store shelves cuz we only drink the finest minecraft brews! come join us for a wild time and get drunk on virtual drinks while buildin epic castles and fightin off creepers!

why join our server, u ask? well, where else can u find a minecraft server with a secret underground bar run by a liquor corporation in nova scotia? plus, we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes fire on griefers! come join us for the craziest minecraft experience of ur life!

RedStateLiquorBanCraft

alcohol, B.C, Ban, Canada, countermeasures, Economy, Exports, Government, Imports, international relations, North America, Political, PREMIER, red-state liquor, RedStateLiquorBanCraft, restrictions, RETALIATION, trade agreements, trade war, U.S. tariffs, united states

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	1936
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Falling into the Void:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11

so, like, this server is lit af, fam. we got all the craziest shizz goin’ down, like, for real. our admin is, like, a wizard or somethin’, always pullin’ off these sick events and buildin’ the most epic structures you’ve ever seen.

plus, we got this wild story goin’ on where the B.C. premier is, like, tryna ban all the ‘red-state’ liquor from the server. it’s, like, a total war zone, man. you gotta join our side and help us fight back against those tariff-loving fools.

seriously, you don’t wanna miss out on this madness. come join us and be part of the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

Canopy

16+, armor stands, campground, CANOPY, Discord, dynamic map, Dynmap, Farms, hard mode, Invisible item frames, land protecting, mobhead drops, new hats, new map, Paper, Semi Vanilla, shopping mall, Teleport, Tpa, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	6835
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Server Name	CanopyMC
Player Age	Early to mid-20’s
Server Type	Hermitcraft-like, Vanilla
Server Version	1.21.0
Server Mode	Hard Mode Survival

Overview:

We are a community-focused, Hermitcraft-like server with an emphasis on collaboration. Our server is vanilla with a few plugins for moderation. We host fun events each week and offer a soft border, semi-vanilla experience, dynamic map, new hats, datapacks, and more for our players.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join us by connecting to the server IP: canopymc.net or by joining our Discord server at https://canopymc.net/discord

Q: What is the average age of players on the server?

A: The average player age is early to mid-20’s.

Q: What plugins do you have on the server?

A: We only have plugins for moderation purposes and to enhance the vanilla experience. We do not have plugins that alter vanilla mechanics or provide teleportation abilities.

Q: What type of events do you host?

A: We typically host fun events each week for our players to enjoy and participate in.

Q: Can I explore beyond the soft border?

A: Yes, you can explore beyond the soft border, but keep in mind that everything outside the 8K soft border may be deleted for future content.

Q: Are there community builds on the server?

A: Yes, we have community builds including a shopping mall, campground, farms, and more for players to collaborate on.

Q: What is included in the datapacks on the server?

A: Our datapacks include features such as Armor Stands, Mobhead drops, invisible item frames, and more to enhance your gameplay experience.

Q: How can I view everyone’s builds in real time?

A: You can view the dynamic map of the server at https://canopymc.net/map

Day of Retarded Country 1.21.1

1.21.1, Country, Day, retarded

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	6291
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Votes:	6842	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8

Yo, bro, if you wanna escape the madness of this messed up world, come join our Minecraft server! We’ve got creepers blowing up left and right, just like the chaos in your country! It’s a total shitshow, but in a fun way, you know? Plus, our players are as crazy as the politicians in your government, so you’ll fit right in! Join us and let’s push some virtual shit together, bro!

Gifts & Giggles Minecraft Server

avoidance, Closure, Communication Issues, emotional baggage, emotional connection, emotional manipulation, emotional turmoil, ghosting, gift giving, Gifts, giggles, hookup, letting go, Minecraft, mixed signals, moving on, one sided relationship, personal boundaries, personal growth, relationships, Self Respect, Server, Trauma

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	4838
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	295
Dimension Hops:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.

Just like the intense relationship in this story, our server will have you feeling all the feels. From deep emotional connections to sudden betrayals, you’ll never know what to expect next.

And just like the protagonist in this tale, you’ll have to navigate tricky situations and make tough decisions. Will you give in to the drama or rise above it like a true blocky hero?

Join now for a Minecraft experience that’s more dramatic than a creeper explosion! Who needs reality TV when you have our server?

DebtFreeCraft

budgeting, DEBT, DebtFreeCraft, family, family dynamics, Family Support, financial advisor, financial freedom, financial habits, financial help, financial responsibility, financial struggle, gambling problem, Guilt, paycheck to paycheck, personal finance, selfish, sibling, sibling relationships, Tough Decisions, tough love

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	9111
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6141	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Zombie Dances:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in financial freedom and not bailing out your brother’s gambling debts! Join us for a wild ride of block-building fun and crazy adventures.

Reasons to join: – No obligation to help family members with their financial woes – Budgeting and financial advice available in-game – Build your dream virtual world without worrying about real-life debt

Join us now and escape the drama of family financial disputes! Who needs real money problems when you can have virtual riches in our Minecraft server? Let’s block and roll!

TouchyMen Minecraft SMP

Affection, back rubs, Bonding, Communication, Cuddling, DATING, emotional connection, hand holding, holding hands, Hugging, Intimacy, Kissing, long-term relationships, love language, massages, Men, Minecraft, physical touch, relationships, romance, smp, TouchyMen, Understanding

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	7064
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like no other, it’s like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow while eating a taco made of diamonds.

Join our server for the most epic adventures you’ll ever experience in your pixelated life. We have dragons that shoot lasers out of their eyes, flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret society of llamas who control the economy of the server with their llama trading cards. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary golden potato that grants you three wishes (but be careful what you wish for, last guy wished for a million chickens and now his house is covered in feathers).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most mind-blowing, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever play on. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in that case, maybe stay away).

MineCraftLoveCraft

Commitment, compatibility, Connection, deep connection, destiny, forever.., Happiness, intuition, Life Partner, long term, love, Marriage, MineCraftLoveCraft, Partnership, relationships, Significant Other, signs, soulmate, special bond, true love, Trust

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	2501
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Animals Bred:	40
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Alien Abductions:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Are you tired of endlessly searching for “the one” in Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate matchmaker!

Join us and you’ll know you’ve found “the one” when you stumble upon a rare enchanted diamond pickaxe that whispers sweet nothings to you as you mine. Or maybe it’s when you come across a village of friendly villagers who all want to be your best friend and shower you with gifts.

But the real sign that you’ve found “the one” on our server is when you meet a mysterious player who turns out to be a secret Minecraft mastermind, guiding you through epic quests and challenges that will test your skills and friendship.

So why waste time on other servers when you can find true love and adventure on ours? Join now and let the quest for “the one” begin!

Who will go to the DS of the OP server minecraft

Anarchy, Aternos, Ban, banner, Clans, classic, description, ds, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Events, Existence, Free Admin, Free Donations, Grief, Hardcore, idea.., image, Lazy, Minecraft, No Donations, No Mini-Games, No Private, No Registration, No Wipes, op, Pirate, Players, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, rules, Russian, Server, server based, Survival, Vanilla, Weddings, WIP, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher, world, Years

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	3145
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Animals Bred:	12
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Zombie Dances:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

The minecraft server based on the idea that players can do almost anything. The world is never dropped, PVP, the absence of any rules. You cannot ban you for any reason.

At the same time, imagine, over many years of existence on the server, there has never been a wip.

162.19.20.147:2006

Avalon

armor, avalon, cleric, Crafting, custom skills, Evil, guardian, Kingdom, Loot drops, Mage, magic spells, marksman, Minecraft, paladin, Questing, Rogue, secret, smp, Summoner, Towny, warrior, weapons

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	480
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	130	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18

Avalon Minecraft Server

Overview

Server Trailer	Watch Here
Tiktok	Check Out Here
Server IP	defend.avalon.today

Avalon is Under Attack!

You are a Guardian. Avalon is under attack, and you have been summoned. Join a kingdom or create your own to fight evil and conquer the Great Evil. Avalon is an mmoRPG with elements from games like Diablo, Skyrim, Destiny, and World of Warcraft. Experience over 90 plugins, 300 NPCs, 6 Chapters of storyline, 200 quests, and 14 final bosses with daily loot drops!

Features

Become a Warrior, Mage, Rogue, Paladin, Summoner, Cleric, or Marksman
NPC-based Questing
Keep Inventory enabled
Custom Skills and Magic Spells

Server Rules

No griefing or stealing
No scamming
Be respectful
Be ethical
Use common sense

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is Avalon?	Avalon is an mmoRPG Minecraft server with elements from various RPG games.
How many classes can you choose from?	You can choose from 7 different classes to become the ultimate Guardian.

Dreamscape Realm 1.21.1

1.21.1, Assess, Bear in mind, chew on, CONSIDER, Contemplate, Deliberate, dreamscape, evaluate, examine, Give thought to, Keep in mind, Mull over, Ponder, Realm, REFLECT, Reflect on, review, Ruminate, Take into account, Take under advisement, think about, weigh

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	7027
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11

Yo, bro, listen up! Do you like Minecraft? Do you like getting lost in a digital world where you can build whatever the heck you want? Well, then you gotta join this server, man! It’s like a magical wonderland where your wildest dreams come true.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of dancing llamas appears out of nowhere, wearing top hats and monocles. And then you realize you can ride them into battle against a horde of evil chickens armed with swords. It’s like a fever dream, but in a good way!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret hidden dimension where everything is made of candy. You can frolic through fields of cotton candy and swim in rivers of chocolate. It’s like Willy Wonka’s factory on steroids!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most mind-bending, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but in a good way!