The Pony SMP Minecraft Thread | New Minecraft Servers 2024

MarriageRejects Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of getting rejected in real life? Well, join our Minecraft SMP where rejection doesn’t exist! We guarantee that no one will ever say no to your marriage proposal in our virtual world. In fact, we have a special wedding chapel where you can have as many virtual weddings as your heart desires. So come join us and say “I do” to endless love and acceptance!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Mythical Relics Collected:	13

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

StoneColdCraft

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Are you tired of feeling all the feels in Minecraft? Join our server and become emotionless in no time! Our secret potion will drain all your emotions, leaving you as cold and unfeeling as a block of ice. Say goodbye to pesky feelings like joy, sadness, and rage – now you can mine and craft without any distractions! Join us and embrace the void of emotion, where the only thing that matters is building epic structures and surviving in a harsh world. Emotions? Who needs ’em!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

GeodeCraft – Because breaking virtual blocks is cheaper than therapy

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GeodeCraft Server Overview

Server Type:	Semi-Survival
Version:	1.21
Features:	Land Claims, Custom items, Player Shops, McMMO, and more
IP:	mc.geodecraft.net
Discord:	Join our Discord

FAQ

Q: What is the server type?

A: GeodeCraft is a semi-survival server with added features like a custom economy and player shops.

Q: Can I claim land?

A: Yes, players can claim land to protect their builds using the Land Claims feature.

Q: Are there custom items on the server?

A: Yes, GeodeCraft offers custom crate tools, armor, and items to enhance gameplay.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join by connecting to the server IP: mc.geodecraft.net

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Magic Items Found:	8730
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we cater to all the virtual streamers out there who are still waiting for that breakthrough moment! Ever dreamt of streaming to a single-digit audience? Well, look no further because we’ve got the perfect platform for you.

Join our server and post yourself for all to see! As long as you meet the requirement of having less than 10 viewers, you’re in! And if you’re wondering how to gain more viewers, just remember that entertainment is subjective. But hey, having a super appealing Minecraft skin and top-notch audio quality can’t hurt, right?

So come on down to our server and start your journey to virtual stardom! Who knows, maybe one day you’ll have a whole eleven viewers tuning in to watch you mine diamonds and build epic structures. The sky’s the limit (or should we say, the build height limit is the limit)!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Zombie Dances:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Poland Minecraft SMP Jewish Village

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! We may not have the biggest Jewish community, but we do have the most epic potato farms this side of Ukraine. And let me tell you, those beautiful Jewish girls in Israel? They’re all actually descendants of our players. That’s right, we’re basically responsible for creating the most gorgeous players in Minecraft history. So come join us for a chance to build insane structures, battle epic bosses, and maybe even find your own long-lost Jewish heritage. It’s gonna be a blast!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

TransCraft: Bestie Betrayal

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the relationship between Emma, Jake, and our protagonist!

We promise you’ll never be bored with us – whether it’s dealing with toxic relationships, outing secrets, or navigating the complexities of friendship, our server has it all. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in the middle of a scandalous love triangle like no other!

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs mobs and mining when you can have all the drama and gossip you could ever want? Join now and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Farms Harvested:	472
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

ShamefulSteveMC SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and the most epic builds you’ve ever seen.

Forget about being ashamed of anything, on our server, we embrace all your embarrassing moments and turn them into legendary tales. Did you accidentally blow up your own house with TNT? No problem, we’ll just turn it into a tourist attraction! Did you accidentally hit your best friend with a diamond sword? Don’t worry, we’ll just pretend it was all part of an elaborate prank.

Join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. Who knows, you might just end up becoming the hero of the server for the most ridiculous reason imaginable. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

CraftyClassroomCraziness

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Have you ever seen a teacher turn into a zombie and start chasing students around the playground? Well, that’s just a typical day on our Minecraft server! Join us for the craziest school experience you’ll ever have, where you can build your own classroom, prank your friends with exploding textbooks, and even ride a rollercoaster through the cafeteria. Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now and see what other wacky adventures await you!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

TaiwanCraft: Ready to Fight!

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come join our epic minecraft server where taiwanese warriors are ready to fight against the evil forces of china who are trying to take over the land! our ambassador, who is also a minecraft pro, will guide you through epic battles and quests to defend our beloved server. if you’re looking for a wild and crazy adventure, join us now and help us protect our virtual world from the tyranny of china! let’s show them who’s boss in this epic virtual showdown!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

The Last Great Console Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on boring old servers that are as outdated as the last truly great console? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate Minecraft experience that will make you forget all about those dusty old consoles!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks! Build your own floating castle in the sky and defend it from hordes of evil llamas riding on flying pigs! And don’t forget to tame your own pet dragon that can breathe rainbow-colored fire!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server also has a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Just watch out for the dancing creepers that will try to boogie you to death!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join ours and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life! Join now and let the insanity begin!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

/AI Dynamic Storytelling General/ Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the goblins run wild and the AI storytellers are as dynamic as a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride through limitless, open-ended, interactive fiction that will have you laughing, crying, and screaming “Enderman, stop stealing my blocks!”

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so insane that we have goblins riding pigs, dragons that drop diamond armor, and villagers who break out into dance parties every full moon. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed (or pig), and join us for a journey through the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. See you in the world of goblins and AI storytellers!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Farms Harvested:	865	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

SkillMstrMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Do you dream of becoming a master builder, redstone wizard, or PvP champion overnight? Well, look no further because on our server, all you have to do is join and BAM – you’re suddenly a Minecraft prodigy!

Imagine waking up one day with the ability to build epic castles, create insane redstone contraptions, and dominate in PvP battles without even breaking a sweat. That’s the kind of power you’ll have on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually enchanted by a magical Minecraft fairy who grants wishes to all who join. Want to fly like a bird? Done. Want to summon a dragon to do your bidding? Easy peasy. Want to turn all the creepers into cute fluffy bunnies? Consider it done.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the Minecraft master you were always meant to be! Just be warned, once you join, there’s no going back to your boring, noobish ways.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

CraftyInfluencer

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Forget about historical figures like Alexander the Great or Genghis Khan, the real MVP is the owner of this Minecraft server! Join now and witness their epic building skills that put the Pyramids of Giza to shame.

Legend has it that players who join this server gain superhuman abilities, like the power to mine diamonds with just a wink or tame creepers with a single pat on the head. Plus, rumor has it that the owner once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of pork chops.

So if you want to be part of a community where the chat is filled with jokes and memes, where the only rule is to have fun and build to your heart’s content, then this is the place for you. Who needs historical figures when you can be a legend in your own right on this Minecraft server?

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

NasrallahsFuneral Minecraft Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where we bury players like Nasrallah amid fears of Israel striking our public funerals! it’s a wild ride of chaos and mayhem as we navigate through the dangers of the virtual world. join us for a chance to experience the thrill of being buried alive while dodging airstrikes from enemy players. it’s a one-of-a-kind experience that you won’t find anywhere else. so what are you waiting for? come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Alien Abductions:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	152	Epic Battles Fought:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

WarCraftyMinecraft

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So, like, imagine this, right? There’s this Minecraft server where the leader is like a total boss, but not in a good way. He’s holding out for a bigger war, like what even? U.S. officials are all like, “yo, this dude needs to chill” but he’s just like, “nah, I’m gonna keep causing chaos in this blocky world.”

But here’s the thing, you gotta join this server because it’s like a real-life soap opera. Drama, intrigue, and explosions everywhere. Plus, you never know when the leader is gonna go full crazy mode and start a war just for funsies. It’s like a rollercoaster ride of chaos and madness, but in Minecraft form.

So, if you’re into that kind of wild and wacky experience, come join us on this server. Who knows, you might even become a key player in the leader’s quest for an epic showdown. Just make sure to bring your A-game and a sense of humor, because things are about to get seriously silly up in here.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6