Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to deplumberify your sport and never see your memekicks again – they’re gone forever! But don’t worry, you’ll be playing possession football like a pro in no time.

For our Spanish-speaking players, ¡te prometemos que no encontrarás tus memekicks nunca más! En este servidor, jugarás al fútbol de posesión y te divertirás como nunca antes. ¡Únete ahora y prepárate para la locura!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 91/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 40
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 46 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2
Heroic Legacies Created: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 5
Runes Activated: 3 Meteorites Collected: 3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Gemstone Tooth Minecraft Server

    Gemstone Tooth Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as basic as a plain potato? Well, look no further, because our server is as wild as a pack of llamas on a sugar rush! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have tooth gems galore! That’s right, forget about diamonds, we’re all about that dental bling here. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who are plotting to take over the world? Yep, you heard that right. So come join us and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just watch out for those sneaky chickens…they may look cute, but they mean business.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Titanic Battles Fought: 15
    Legendary Scepters Created: 6 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Magical Frogs Kissed: 4
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 4 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Euros Be Like Minecraft SMP

    Euros Be Like Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the wildlife is as bland as a plain potato? Well, look no further because on our server, the wildlife is so spicy it’ll make your taste buds tingle! From creepers with hot sauce explosions to skeletons shooting flaming arrows, you’ll never know what crazy critter you’ll encounter next.

    Join us if you dare, but be warned – the wildlife here is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and most daring players can survive in this spicy jungle of chaos. So grab your sword and your shield, and get ready for the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 20 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2
    Ether Blades Crafted: 5 Immortal Potions Brewed: 3
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Divine Scrolls Written: 7
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like Nijisanji on steroids! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit. True story! And that’s just the beginning of the madness you can expect on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is like a virtual Nijisanji world where you can interact with hilarious characters, embark on wild quests, and maybe even find a hidden treasure (spoiler alert: it’s a diamond block shaped like a taco).

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the craziness for yourself. Just remember to buckle up because it’s going to be a wild ride!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Magic Items Found: 8796
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Battle Standards Raised: 8
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 10 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 55 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Eien’s Epic SMP Adventure

    Eien’s Epic SMP Adventure
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further than EIEN – or should I say DEADeien edition! Join us for a wild ride filled with mecha fans, unhinged tomboys, energetic girls, ironic weebs, and silly noblewomen. We’ve got action games, horror games, retro games, Nier, speedrunning, League, Animal Crossing, Halo, and so much more!

    But wait, there’s more! We even have a memorial for a player who graduated (yes, graduated) from our server. And don’t even get me started on the lore, archives, and songs – it’s like a whole new world waiting to be explored.

    So why join EIEN? Because where else can you find a Minecraft SMP with such a colorful cast of characters and outrageous stories? Don’t miss out on the fun – come join us and see why EIEN is the place to be!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Potions Brewed: 85
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Treasure Maps Found: 7

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Approved Larian Minecraft Server

    Approved Larian Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond ore!

    Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, chickens wear sunglasses, and creepers breakdance instead of exploding. Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground city where villagers throw raves every night, and the only currency is emeralds. You can even ride a llama into battle while wielding a diamond sword that shoots lasers.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, metaphorically speaking, this server is the bomb dot com!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 6 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 0 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Great_Game_Hype_Minecraft_SMP

    Great_Game_Hype_Minecraft_SMP
    Are you tired of boring games that don’t live up to the hype? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only waifus you’ll find are creepers in disguise!

    Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more plot twists than a telenovela.

    Don’t waste your time with boring DLCs, join us and experience the ultimate adventure that will make you forget about all those overhyped games. Plus, we have a secret hidden treasure that will make you richer than a diamond mine.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and let the fun begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 7 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 9 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 8 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 7

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • NoDatingAppsOrBarsMCServer

    NoDatingAppsOrBarsMCServer
    Are you tired of swiping left and right on dating apps, only to be ghosted or unmatched? Are you sick of spending your weekends at noisy bars and clubs, trying to impress people who aren’t worth your time? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, real men don’t need dating apps or bars to find love.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds deep underground when suddenly, you come across a beautiful player who catches your eye. You start chatting, bonding over your shared love for building epic structures and battling mobs. Before you know it, you’ve found your Minecraft soulmate and you didn’t even need to swipe right to do it.

    Join our server and experience a whole new way of meeting people. Who needs dating apps when you can find love while fighting off creepers and exploring vast, blocky landscapes? So put down your phone, grab your pickaxe, and start crafting your way to true love on our Minecraft server. Because real men don’t need dating apps – they find love in the most unexpected places.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 3
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Animals Bred: 135
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 19 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Wall Hitters Minecraft SMP

    Wall Hitters Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience wild adventures and hilarious shenanigans!

    Join us on our server where the age-old question of “At what age do men hit the wall?” is finally answered through intense PvP battles and epic building competitions. We’ve got a community of players who are always up for a good laugh and are not afraid to push the boundaries of what is possible in Minecraft.

    From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of potatoes, there is never a dull moment on our server. So if you’re ready to join a group of crazy Minecraft enthusiasts who are always looking for the next big challenge, then come on over and see for yourself why our SMP is the place to be!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Astral Projections Made: 4
    Crops Grown: 4345 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 7
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 50
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 7 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • /Gig/ – Minecraft Server

    /Gig/ – Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as epic as Xilonen’s beats? Look no further! Our server is so lit, it’s like the Rainbow Destined to Burn! Join now and forge your name in the fiery pits of adventure!

    We’ve got characters like Chiori, Collei, Candace, and Dori waiting to team up with you on epic quests. And don’t forget about our weapon banners featuring the Uraku Misugiri sword and the Peak Patrol Song sword – they’ll slice through enemies like butter!

    But that’s not all – our daily check-in rewards are so awesome, they’re permanent! Plus, we’ve got redeemable codes with Primogems that will make you feel like you’ve hit the jackpot in the Nether.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even encounter a creeper who drops Primogems instead of gunpowder! It’s a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Wyrmholes Dug: 4
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 15
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Evil Lairs Raided: 6
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 13
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 18

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Minecraft SMP – /dng/ – Mining Network General

    Minecraft SMP – /dng/ – Mining Network General
    Are you tired of losing in your regular Minecraft SMP? Well, fear not, because our server is the place where the losers go to win! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures.

    Imagine a world where the banlist is constantly changing, just like your chances of survival in this crazy Minecraft world. With events like the AMC Cup 11, where the stakes are high and the competition is fierce, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! We have upcoming releases that will blow your mind, like the Quarter Century Trinity Box and the Structure Deck: Blue Eyes White Destiny. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of such epic moments in Minecraft history?

    So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, on our server, the only thing that’s banned is boredom!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 14 Cosmic Pies Baked: 8
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Enchanted Armories Found: 2
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 18
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 9 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • 🔥 BESTIX 🔥 Survival, Variety PVP 🔥 Minecraft server

    🔥 BESTIX 🔥 Survival, Variety PVP 🔥 Minecraft server

    Welcome to the Minecraft server “Bestix” – the ideal place for true survivalists and builders! Here you will find unique custom crafts where you can create the most powerful items and tools. We also have a buyer ready to buy your valuable materials for generous sums, as well as a store with a wide range of goods and blocks to enhance your gaming experience. Improve your items with new enchantments on the server!

    Join clans, team up with like-minded people and fight for territories and resources. Create your own unique buildings and take part in exciting events and quests on the “Bestix” server! Don’t miss the chance to become part of our friendly community and conquer new heights in the world of Minecraft!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Epic Battles Fought: 16
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 76
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Undead Armies Raised: 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Powerful Allies Recruited: 8

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Lesbian BFF Minecraft Server

    Lesbian BFF Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of wandering the virtual world of Minecraft alone, desperately searching for your lesbian BFF who will save you by forcing you to talk about your feelings? Look no further! Join our server and embark on a hilarious journey filled with outrageous adventures and unexpected friendships.

    Day 651 of manifesting your dream BFF is finally here, and she’s waiting for you on our server! Together, you’ll conquer epic quests, build magnificent structures, and maybe even have a heart-to-heart about your deepest emotions. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic?

    Don’t waste another minute trying to find your soulmate in the vast expanse of the Minecraft universe. Join our server today and let the magic of friendship (and maybe a little bit of romantic tension) unfold before your very eyes. It’s time to bring back the day counter and start counting down to the best virtual friendship of your life!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Divine Scrolls Written: 17 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 18
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 9 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • “The Trusty Anon” Minecraft SMP

    “The Trusty Anon” Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further, because our server is filled with more drama than a soap opera! Join us if you want to experience thrilling adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans.

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of rogue players start a prank war that escalates into a full-blown TNT explosion extravaganza. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground base filled with treasure, only to realize it’s guarded by a pack of mischievous llamas wearing diamond armor.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a legendary faction known as the Potato Knights, who ride into battle on giant baked potatoes and wield swords made of french fries. Join them if you dare, but be prepared for their potato pun-filled battle cries.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer absurdity that awaits you. Trust me, anon, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 21
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 Secret Passages Found: 2
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

    Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server
    Do you want to join a Minecraft server where you can talk to animals just like Road and Gerd? Forget needing an inbetween like the strawhats, we’ve got the real deal here! Imagine riding into battle on the back of a talking pig or having a conversation with a wise old chicken. The possibilities are endless on our server. Plus, rumor has it that if you befriend enough animals, they’ll even help you mine for diamonds! So come on down and join us for some animal-talking shenanigans. Who needs a giant ability when you’ve got a talking sheep by your side?

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • The Christpill Minecraft SMP

    The Christpill Minecraft SMP
    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with no excitement or drama? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme!

    Picture this: a world where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of exploding. It’s a madhouse of fun and frivolity, and you won’t want to miss out!

    But that’s not all – we’ve got a secret weapon to entice you even further. Our resident pastor is not your average preacher – he’s a Minecraft mastermind who will guide you on your spiritual journey through the blocky world. Take the “christpill” and watch his mind-blowing sermons that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new level of craziness! Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. See you on the other side, fellow adventurers!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 7981 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 29 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 23
    New Chunks Explored: 674930 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Magic Crystals Found: 10 Epic Battles Fought: 10
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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