Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to deplumberify your sport and never see your memekicks again – they’re gone forever! But don’t worry, you’ll be playing possession football like a pro in no time.

For our Spanish-speaking players, ¡te prometemos que no encontrarás tus memekicks nunca más! En este servidor, jugarás al fútbol de posesión y te divertirás como nunca antes. ¡Únete ahora y prepárate para la locura!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 98/600 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Dimension Hops: 11 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Infinity Stones Found: 6
Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5
Alien Abductions: 3 New Chunks Explored: 567066
Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Drop Zone Minecraft Server

    Drop Zone Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like season 1 of your favorite show – top-notch quality all the way! We promise that our pacing is faster than a speeding bullet and our animations are smoother than a baby’s bottom. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans. Who needs season 1 when you can have the best Minecraft experience of your life on our server? Don’t miss out on all the fun – join us now!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 6 Buildings Constructed: 41
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 6 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Wilderness Tamed: 16 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Not_A_Reboot Minecraft SMP

    Not_A_Reboot Minecraft SMP
    Oh, honey, this ain’t your grandma’s Minecraft SMP! We’ve got more drama than a llama in a minecart, more twists and turns than a maze made of redstone, and more shenanigans than a creeper convention.

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of getting pranked by the admin team, the joy of finding hidden treasure in the most unexpected places, and the satisfaction of building the most ridiculous structures you can imagine.

    And hey, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so if you’re feeling brave, come and try to take him down (spoiler alert: he’s actually just a misunderstood Enderman with a penchant for trolling).

    So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and come join us for the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. Just remember, things may get a little… explosive. 😉🧨🎮

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 12 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Alien Abductions: 1
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 5 Soul Swords Wielded: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Price Tag Minecraft Server

    Price Tag Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as trying to convince a mom and daughter to have a threesome with you? Look no further! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, insane challenges, and unexpected twists at every turn. Join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer our wacky world and come out on top. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a situation as absurd as the one mentioned above (but hopefully not)! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a journey unlike any other. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way)!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Void Armor Forged: 17 Legendary Heroes Trained: 1
    Legendary Scepters Created: 4 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Falling into the Void: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Frieren’s Funhouse Minecraft SMP

    Frieren’s Funhouse Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is hotter than the Nether and the friendships are shakier than a creeper on a tightrope! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, like the time Frieren told Aura to kill herself because she forgot to feed the chickens in the virtual farm. But don’t worry, we also have heartwarming moments, like when Frieren ordered Aura to do good deeds for humans but she accidentally turned them all into zombies instead. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and demon pussy, so hop on board and join us for the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5 Towns Built: 10
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 5 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Divine Spears Created: 15 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Project Kus! Minecraft server

    Project Kus! Minecraft server

    A nice server for building and spending time with like-minded people. We will be very glad if you join us! > Free recruitment of participants, you just need to confirm that you will play and not griefer. Go to Discord and send 2 of your most beautiful buildings to the Applications channel! If you did everything correctly, then consider that you have already been accepted!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Immortal Potions Brewed: 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Epic Shields Constructed: 13 Falling into the Void: 0
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 50
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4 Blood Moons Survived: 0

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Evolve & Craft Minecraft Server

    Evolve & Craft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Earth and ready for the next step in human evolution? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us as we embark on a journey to unlock the secrets of the universe and transcend our mortal limitations.

    On our server, you’ll find yourself faced with mind-bending challenges and epic quests that will test your skills and push you to your limits. From battling giant mutant chickens to building a roller coaster that defies the laws of physics, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that hidden deep within the darkest corners of our server lies a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky. Will you be brave enough to venture into the unknown and discover what lies beyond?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft server and be a part of the next stage in human evolution. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft mastermind and unlock the secrets of the universe!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Star Shards Collected: 182 Rune Stones Activated: 8
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Enchantments Applied: 173 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Gacha Sluts Minecraft SMP

    Gacha Sluts Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Introducing the Gacha Sluts SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes.

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant gacha machines that drop rare loot when defeated. Want to ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of diamonds? No problem! Our server is all about embracing your inner gacha slut and living your best, most outrageous Minecraft life.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Gacha Queen, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of new recruits to join her army of gacha warriors. Will you be the one to earn her favor and become a gacha legend yourself?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join the Gacha Sluts SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with gacha madness, epic battles, and plenty of laughs along the way. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 6 Gods Slained: 0
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Herobrine Sightings: 9
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Epic Battles Fought: 9 Love Letters Sent: 15

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Learn Anything Minecraft Server

    Learn Anything Minecraft Server
    Oh, absolutely! On our Minecraft server, you’ll learn how to tame a herd of wild llamas and ride them into battle against an army of evil chickens. Plus, our secret underground base is rumored to be guarded by a pack of ninja turtles who will teach you the ways of the block-building ninja. Join us for epic adventures, ridiculous shenanigans, and the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft master!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 178
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Cursed Amulets Found: 4
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 18 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Zombie Dances: 9

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Strangest Word Minecraft SMP

    Strangest Word Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, weirdest, and wildest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the rarest block in the game – the legendary “Squidward Stone” rumored to grant players the power of infinite memes!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of dancing llamas who hold the key to unlocking the hidden disco dimension where you can groove to the sickest beats with your pixelated pals.

    So, what are you waiting for? Come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP and discover the true meaning of chaos and laughter in the blocky world!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 17 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7
    Animals Bred: 153 Cursed Statues Activated: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Sucky McServer – Minecraft Server

    Sucky McServer – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity!

    Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are all secretly llamas in disguise. That’s right, every player on our server is actually a llama wearing a Minecraft skin. Don’t believe us? Just try to shear one and see what happens!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. If you can find and tame this majestic beast, you’ll be the richest player on the server in no time.

    And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Dance the night away with the most fearsome creature in Minecraft while dodging fireballs and creepers on the dance floor.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’ll need it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 9 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Runes Activated: 7 Crops Grown: 8040
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 3 Eternal Flames Captured: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Phase Shitter Minecraft SMP Leader

    Phase Shitter Minecraft SMP Leader
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses together? Well, look no further because on our server, Phase single-handedly led us to greatness while simultaneously taking down browns, making sisters and trannies seethe with jealousy. How did she do it, you ask? By unleashing her epic Minecraft skills and trolling abilities, of course! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, chaos, and epic battles. Who needs peace and harmony when you can have all this insanity instead? Join now and be a part of the madness!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 5 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Battle Standards Raised: 15
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 26 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Kamala’s Crafty Minecraft Server

    Kamala’s Crafty Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to have a wild time! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – Kamala Harris herself plays on our server and she’s always looking for new friends to build with! That’s right, you could be crafting blocks right alongside the future Vice President of the United States! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to train the next generation of Minecraft warriors to defend against a zombie apocalypse. So, if you want to hone your skills and have a blast doing it, come join us today! And remember, a vote for Kamala is a vote for fun!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Epic Weapons Forged: 6
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Star Shards Collected: 100

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Y O U D I D T H I S Minecraft SMP

    Y O U   D I D   T H I S   Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft SMP where unknown 9 had failed miserably. But fear not, because out of the ashes rose our glorious server! BAMCO may be firing employees and canceling games, but we are thriving and growing stronger every day.

    Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community like no other. Who needs unknown 9 when you can be a part of our insane adventures? So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 15
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7 Emeralds Found: 7372
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • TartarusCore Minecraft server

    TartarusCore Minecraft server

    Russian analogue of 2b2t for pirated launchers!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Epic Battles Fought: 19
    Enchantments Applied: 167 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
    Villages Defended: 14 Divine Spears Created: 17
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 42

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Crafty Falcom Minecraft Server

    Crafty Falcom Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, where the explosions are so big they’ll make your screen shake! Build your own castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and watch as jealous players try to steal your treasure!

    But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot and dangerous mobs that will test your skills to the limit. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs fly and zombies dance the cha-cha!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong sword, because you never know what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of Minecraft mayhem!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 Dragon Scales Harvested: 222
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 36
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Living Shadows Defeated: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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