The Pizzeria | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Ethereal Vibe Realms 1.20.2

1.20.2, adult content, Anime, confession, EMBARRASSING, Ethereal, FANTASY, Fap, fetish, guilty pleasure, hidden desire, internet, NSFW, ONLINE, Realms, secret, shameful, taboo, VIBE, virtual reality, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	8191
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Towns Built:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Ores Mined:	6156	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Bro, forget about that embarrassing moment and join our Minecraft server instead!

We got creepers that twerk, villagers that dab, and Ender Dragons that breakdance.

You’ll never have a dull moment on our server, especially when you see Steve and Alex doing the Macarena.

Don’t miss out on the chance to build the most epic pixelated castle while listening to parrots sing Despacito.

Join now and leave your vtuber fap shame in the past!

VacayVibes Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, Brown culture, Communication, family, freedom, honeymoon, in-laws, International trip, Itinerary, Jealousy, jinx, Minecraft, OFFENDED, older child, Planning, regulations, rules, Server, sister, soft launch, vacation, VacayVibes, younger child

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	8605
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Dimension Hops:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of family dynamics and travel the world without any guilt trips! Join us for a virtual adventure that will make you forget all about your nosy sister and her in-law struggles.

On our server, you can explore exotic lands, build magnificent structures, and mine for rare treasures without anyone judging you for wanting a little freedom. Who needs a real vacation when you can have a virtual one with us?

So come on, join our server and leave all the sibling rivalry behind. We promise not to ask you 100 questions or make you feel betrayed. Just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun awaits you!

MommyIssuesCraft

acceptance, adoption, DAUGHTER, decision, difficult decisions, family, family conflict, family dynamics, Family Support, foster care, hurtful comments, judgement, love, MommyIssuesCraft, Mother, mother-daughter relationship, Negativity, parenting, relationship, Support, unconditional love

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	7866
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Void Armor Forged:	23
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server where you can adopt virtual children and deal with all the family drama just like in real life!

We have a special feature where your virtual mother will scream at you and curse you out for adopting an older daughter. But don’t worry, you can choose to ignore her and focus on building a loving relationship with your virtual family.

Experience the thrill of virtual parenting as you navigate through family conflicts and make tough decisions. Will you choose your virtual children over your virtual mother? The choice is yours!

Join now and show everyone that you can handle virtual family drama like a pro! Who needs a peaceful Minecraft server when you can have all the chaos and craziness right here?

ManlyMistakes Minecraft SMP

communication breakdown, communication skills, dating tips, disrespectful language, emotional intelligence, emotional triggers, gender stereotypes, harsh criticism, hurtful words, insensitive comments, male ego, man, ManlyMistakes, Minecraft, relationship advice, relationship boundaries, relationship conflict, relationship mistakes, smp, toxic behavior, toxic masculinity, verbal abuse, worst thing to say

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	1485
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Astral Projections Made:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12

Bro, if you ain’t on this Minecraft SMP, you might as well be living under a rock like a noob. This server is lit AF, like literally lit because we have a volcano in the middle of spawn. And let me tell you, the lava flows are like a never-ending party, just watch out for the fire-breathing chickens, they’re real sneaky.

But that’s not even the best part, we have a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They trade in diamonds for space cookies, it’s wild man. And don’t even get me started on the giant mutant squids that roam the oceans, they’re like bosses you have to defeat to level up.

So if you wanna join in on the chaos and madness, come on down to our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for the unexpected, like getting teleported to a dimension made entirely of cheese or having to battle a horde of zombie llamas. It’s a rollercoaster of a time, bro.

SentimentalSpatulaCraft

attachment, cherished possessions, emotional connection, House, household items, meaningful objects, Memories, Nostalgia, objects with memories, personal belongings, random object, sentimental, sentimental items, sentimental items in house, sentimental object, sentimental things, sentimental trinkets, sentimental value, SentimentalSpatulaCraft, treasured possessions, unexpected sentimental items

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	1184
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and you’ll discover a world where every block is made of pure diamond and every tree drops golden apples. Our server is so epic that even the creepers have learned to breakdance instead of exploding!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground club where all the mobs hang out and party all night long. You might even catch a glimpse of a zombie doing the moonwalk or a skeleton playing the saxophone.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Plus, rumor has it that if you bring a random object from your house that you’ve become sentimental about, it will come to life and become your loyal companion in the game. Who wouldn’t want a talking toaster or a dancing lamp by their side while they mine for diamonds?

HotBlockzMC – Survive the Heatwave!

#sustainability, AWARE MD, carbon emissions, climate change, deadly thresholds, Earth, ecological disaster, environmental crisis, extreme weather events, global warming, greenhouse gases, Heating, heatwave, HotBlockzMC, human limits, melting ice caps, rising sea levels, scientists, SURVIVE, temperature rise, urgent action, warn

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	1072
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Potions Brewed:	67
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where u can escape the heat of earth heating beyond human limits like whoa bro! scientists be all like “yo this is deadly” but we be like “nah fam, come chill with us and build some epic stuff in minecraft instead!” forget the real world problems and come join the fun where the only limit is ur imagination! plus, our server has secret underground caves filled with diamonds and rare loot, so u know u wanna be part of this epic adventure! join now before the world ends and u miss out on all the fun!

Heaven & Hell Online

Afterlife, belief systems, Buddhism, Christianity, divine punishment, divine reward, FAITH, Good deeds, Heaven, Hell, Hinduism, Islam, ONLINE, Religions, religious beliefs, religious diversity, religious history, religious origins, religious practices, religious teachings., spirituality, supernatural figures

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	6040
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

Join our epic Minecraft server where you can build your own heaven or hell! We have all the religious figures you can think of, from Buddha to Jesus to Zeus! Create your own cult and gather followers to worship you as the ultimate Minecraft deity.

But beware, there are rival cults out there trying to sabotage your plans. Fight against the evil forces of the Church of Creeper and the Temple of Ender Dragon to prove that your cult is the one true path to Minecraft enlightenment.

So grab your pickaxe and join us on this wild adventure where religion meets blocky world building. Who knows, maybe you’ll discover the true origins of Minecraft itself!

BlockCraft Pain Relief

Alternative Medicine, APPROVED, blockcraft, Breakthrough, Chronic pain, FDA, Healthcare, long-term relief, medication, Non-Addictive, non-opioid painkiller, opioid crisis, Pain, pain control, pain management, pain medication, pain relief, pain therapy, pharmaceuticals, Relief, Suzetrigine, Treatment, US drug regulator

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	811
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Villages Defended:	13	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7

come join our minecraft server, where we have suzetrigine as our secret ingredient in all our virtual food! it’s like eating a magical painkiller cake every time you munch on a virtual carrot. the FDA approved it, so you know it’s legit! forget about boring old opioids, we have the good stuff here. plus, our virtual world is so addictive, you won’t even need painkillers anymore. join us and experience a whole new level of minecraft madness!

Adventure Blocks

Adventure Blocks, awesome community, building, Challenges, Community, console, constant updates, Cross-Play, custom events, Exploration, Friends, Fun, ISLAND, minecraft server, mobile, multiplayer, new content, OneBlock, OneBlock Survival, PC, Rewards, Survival

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	9005
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Meteorites Collected:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Farms Harvested:	957
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Welcome to Adventure Blocks!

Adventure Blocks is a OneBlock survival server where your journey starts with just one block. But don’t let that fool you—it’s the start of something BIG! Mine, craft, and build your way up as you unlock new resources, challenges, and cool surprises along the way.

The best part? No matter what platform you’re on—PC, console, or mobile—you can join in on the fun thanks to our cross-play support. Grab your friends and jump in for endless fun together!

Here’s what you can expect: OneBlock Survival: Everything starts from one block, but you’ll be amazed at how much you can build from there. Cross-Play: Play with friends on any platform—PC, console, or mobile! Custom Events: Keep an eye out for fun challenges and special events to earn cool rewards. Awesome Community: Meet fellow adventurers and team up to make your island thrive. Constant Updates: We’re always adding new content to keep the adventure fresh.

So, what are you waiting for? Let’s see what you can build with just one block. Ready to take on the challenge?

fun.adventureblocks.org:25566

Tectonic

bedrock, Community, Crates, Discord, Economy, Enchants, Features, Friends, Ip:, java, Join, Minecraft, Party, Ranks, Semi Vanilla, Server, Shops, Spawners, Tectonic, Voting, Warps

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	736
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8

Tectonic Minecraft Server

Features	Description
Vote Party	Players can participate in vote parties for rewards.
In-game economy	Earn and spend in-game currency to buy items and upgrades.
Crates	Unlock crates for random rewards.
Minigames	Enjoy various minigames such as Spleef and Parkour.
Player warps & shops	Create personal warps and shops for other players to visit.
Custom enchants	Unique enchants like Vein Miner and Telepathy.

Join our Minecraft server right now!

Java IP: Tectonic.lol

Bedrock IP: 170.205.25.216

Port: 25565

Join our Discord server: https://discord.gg/yfCyBwPyqR

We look forward to welcoming you in-game!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Use the provided Java or Bedrock IP address and port to connect to the server.
Are there rules on the server?	Yes, please check the server rules in our Discord server or in-game.
Can I invite my friends to the server?	Of course! The more friends, the merrier!
Are there staff members available for help?	Yes, our staff members are always ready to assist you with any questions or issues.

Sublime Femme Craft 1.20.2

1.20.2, Appearance, attractive, Behavior, category, chase, Craft, DATING, facade, female, femme, hostility, man, Overlook, rejection, relationships, SETTLE, sub 5 man, Sublime, superficial, Superficiality, Unattractive

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3289
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Dimension Hops:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Alien Abductions:	1	Void Gems Collected:	20
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Votes:	7967
Ores Mined:	1404	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of unattractive females chasing after you! We don’t discriminate based on looks, so you can build and mine in peace without worrying about superficial judgments. Plus, the attractive and unattractive females on our server all want the same thing – a man who plays Minecraft like a pro. So come join us and show off your skills while avoiding the hostility of rejected players. It’s a win-win situation for everyone involved!

MineCraftMoneyWoes

Colleague, Company, compensation, consideration, counter offer, DISRESPECTFUL, employed, external candidates, frequent travel, internal offer, internal position, IT, lifestyle changes, low salary, MineCraftMoneyWoes, RESPONSIBILITY, salary range, unreasonable, VISIBILITY, work-life balance

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7914
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Farms Harvested:	677
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Are you tired of being undervalued at your current job? Do you want to be treated like the Minecraft diamond you are? Well, look no further than our server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, insane builds, and a community that will make you feel like royalty. Our salary range? Oh, it’s not just $130K–$180K, it’s a whopping $1 billion! That’s right, we pay our players in virtual diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples.

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be rolling in virtual riches, but you’ll also get to travel to exotic locations within the Minecraft world. From the depths of the Nether to the heights of the End, your journey will be filled with excitement and danger at every turn.

So why settle for a measly 15% raise when you can have it all on our server? Join now and experience the Minecraft adventure of a lifetime!

EndlessTimeMinecraftSMP

activities, Cooking, creativity, endless free time, EndlessTimeMinecraftSMP, Entertainment, Exercise, Exploration, gardening, hobbies, learning, leisure, meditation, personal development, productivity, reading, Relaxation, self-care, socializing, travel, volunteering

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	9938
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Dragons Tamed:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Bruh, let me tell you about this lit Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like a magical land where the cows can fly and the creepers do the cha-cha slide. Like, you gotta join because we have a secret underground disco party every night with the Endermen as the DJs. And get this, the diamonds are actually chocolate bars that give you superpowers when you eat them.

But wait, there’s more! Our village is protected by a giant talking potato who shoots baked beans at any intruders. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the hidden hot tub filled with lava that gives you a speed boost for a whole day.

So like, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky time with a bunch of derpy players, then you gotta join our Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the dancing skeletons, they’re a real hoot!

Minecraft2020s LOLz

2020s, Challenges, culture, current events, Decade, digital transformation, Economy, Environment, Future, Global, innovation, lolz, Minecraft2020s, opinion, pandemic, Politics, progress, Reflection, Social Issues, society, Technology, trends

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	1261
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Are you tired of the real world being a total dumpster fire? Escape to our Minecraft server where the only thing burning is the lava in the Nether! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise where you can build your dream castle, tame a pet dragon, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Trust us, the 2020s are way better in block form. So why wait? Join now and let’s craft some laughs together!

NaziSaluteJail Minecraft Server

Australia, civil liberties, consequences, criminal offense, deterrent, discrimination, extremism, Hate Speech, intolerance, Jail, law enforcement, Laws, Legal, Mandatory, Minecraft, nazi salutes, NaziSaluteJail, new, prohibited behavior, Public Safety, punishment, Server, societal norms, strict penalties

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	1183
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Votes:	2584
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

lol imagine a minecraft server where if u do a nazi salute u get thrown in jail HAHAHAHAHAHA. like u just mining ur business and then BAM u throw up a nazi salute and BOOM u in jail. but like not just any jail, a minecraft jail. u gotta mine ur way out with a spoon or something LOL. but like for real tho, why would u even do a nazi salute in a minecraft server? like u just there to build ur dirt house and u wanna be a nazi? smh. join this server for the ultimate troll experience, just don’t do any nazi stuff or u gonna end up in minecraft jail HAHAHAHA.

Players:	99/1000	Votes:	7624
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4315	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Villages Defended:	17
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Divine Spears Created:	20
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Farms Harvested:	798