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MetaCraft: Trump’s Payoff Land

controversy, corporate, court case, Ethics, facebook, Land, lawsuit, Legal, Mark Zuckerberg, Media, Meta, metacraft, News, Payoff, Politics, public relations, scandal, SETTLEMENT, social media, Technology, trump, Trumps

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	885
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Magic Items Found:	7107	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	4388

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer any excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join our server and witness the epic battle between Meta and Trump unfold in a virtual showdown worth $25 million! Who will come out on top? Will Meta’s settlement be seen as a sneaky payoff to Trump, or will Trump pull off the ultimate Minecraft heist?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to mythical creatures like the legendary Creeper Unicorn and the elusive Ender Dragon with a top hat. Take on quests to find rare items like the enchanted diamond pickaxe of destiny or the golden apple of eternal life.

So why wait? Join our server now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in this blocky wonderland?

GulfCraft Minecraft Server

Baltic Sea, controversial, cultural identity, Diplomacy, finland, geographical renaming, Gulf of Finland, Gulf of St. Petersburg, GulfCraft, History, international relations, maritime boundaries, Minecraft, naming conventions, national pride, Politics, Renaming, russia, Russian historian, Server, suggestion, territorial disputes, trump

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	9815
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

hey u, yea u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! imagine a land where u can ride pigs into battle, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where u can build a house out of nothing but dirt and dreams. this server is like no other, it’s like a magical unicorn farted and created the most epic minecraft world ever. join now and become a part of the craziest adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server. shh, don’t tell anyone. just join and see for urself. let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time!

CraftyMinerz: No Expectations, Just Blocks

Abuse, Amnesty International, Amnesty report, blocks, CraftyMinerz, discrimination, Expectations, Exploitation, forced labor, HUMAN RIGHTS, human trafficking, immigration, international law, labor exploitation, labor rights, migrant labor, migrant rights, Migrant workers, modern slavery, Slavery, social justice, vulnerable populations, working conditions

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	7899
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Love Letters Sent:	19	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	61	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9

join our epic minecraft server, where you can be anything you want, even a SLAVE! just kidding, we don’t condone that kind of behavior. but seriously, our server is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re in a virtual paradise.

we have the craziest mini-games, like pig racing and chicken jousting. you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget about all your real life problems. plus, our community is so welcoming, you’ll feel like you’ve found your second family.

oh, and did we mention the secret treasure hidden deep within the server? legend has it, whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the minecraft gods themselves. so what are you waiting for? come join us and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

Butter Cheese Carnivore – JAMA

BUTTER, carnivore, Carnivore diet, Cheese, cholesterol hands, cholesterol levels, dietary habits, excessive cholesterol intake, excessive dairy consumption, extreme diets, Fatty foods, health risks, Heart Disease, high-fat diet, Jama, medical case study, nutrition, saturated fat, unhealthy eating habits, weight gain

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	164
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Chimeras Created:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this minecraft server and suddenly you start eating like 6-9 pounds of butter and cheese EVERY DAY. but get this, your hands start turning into CHOLESTEROL HANDS. like, what even is that? it’s like something out of a crazy sci-fi movie. but hey, that’s just the kind of wild stuff that happens on this server. join now for a chance to develop your own super weird superpower. who needs diamonds when you can have cholesterol hands, amirite?

Best server server minecraft

best server, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	4390
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Animals Bred:	26
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Towns Built:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	59	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

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MineSider.aternos.me

Emerald Dreamers 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anonymity, DESPERATE, Dreamers, Email address, email sign up, Emerald, freedom, funny, greentext, guys, humor, internet, internet culture, meme, [email protected], Online Community, online forum, online identity, online privacy, School, school forum, storytelling

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	4641
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Farms Harvested:	805	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like the greentext where a dude signs up to a school forum with his “[email protected]” email. That’s some next level shenanigans right there!

I’m telling you, joining this server will be the key to unlocking your true potential. Your freedom depends on it, man! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and wacky hijinks you’ll get into.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, that’s part of the fun, right?

InheritCraft: No Motorcycle for You!

authorized user, credit card, DAUGHTER, Debts, Estate, estate assets, financial difficulties, financial irresponsibility, financial struggles, gift, Inheritance, InheritCraft, LA transit system, MOTORCYCLE, one-income household, partner, personal representative, Remodeling, repossessed car

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	7306
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	49
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Looking for a wild ride? Join our Minecraft server where we settle disputes with motorcycles! Imagine this: you and your daughter racing through virtual landscapes, dodging obstacles and trying to outdo each other. Will you be the one to claim the motorcycle throne?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with drama and intrigue, just like this story. Will you be the one to stand up to entitled daughters and show them who’s boss? Join now and experience the thrill of virtual motorcycle battles!

And don’t worry about debts and financial struggles, we’ve got you covered. In our server, money grows on trees and financial irresponsibility is a thing of the past. So hop on your virtual motorcycle and let the games begin!

FruitPickingFrenzy

abundant opportunities, agriculture, American, Career Change, economic recovery, Farming, FruitPickingFrenzy, Gainfully employed, job hunting, job market, Job Opportunities, job prospects, Job Search, labor market, picking fruit, Plans, reddit, rural employment, seasonal work, unemployed, VEGETABLES

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	2579
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Farms Harvested:	657
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Astral Projections Made:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Void Gems Collected:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

Are you tired of being a couch potato? Well, why not become a literal potato picker on our Minecraft server! Join us and experience the thrill of harvesting virtual fruits and vegetables like never before.

Our server is filled with endless opportunities in Agriculture, where you can plant, grow, and harvest crops to your heart’s content. And the best part? You’ll be gaining valuable skills that will surely impress any future employer. Who needs a resume when you can showcase your virtual farming expertise?

So, grab your virtual pitchfork and get ready to sow the seeds of success on our server. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft farming tycoon! Join us now and say goodbye to unemployment, one potato at a time.

Ebolacraft Minecraft Server

Africa, Containment, Crisis, death, dies, Disease, ebola, Ebolacraft, emergency, Epidemic, Healthcare, Medical, Minecraft, new outbreak, Nurse, outbreak, public health, response, Server, Tragedy, uganda, Virus, World Health Organization

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6848
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Love Letters Sent:	18
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Farms Harvested:	380
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Magic Items Found:	8015	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	1

lolz come join dis epic minecraft server where we got zombies like Ebola but they just wanna give u hugs not death like dat nurse in Uganda. we got crazy adventures like finding diamond blocks in a field of exploding cows and riding pigs into battle against evil villagers. trust me, u wanna be part of dis madness. so grab ur pickaxe and get ready for some wacky fun!

BlockBankCraft

banking sector, block payments, BlockBankCraft, Chinese banks, Chinese banks block payments, cross-border payments, diplomatic relations, economic impact, economic sanctions, financial restrictions, financial transactions, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global finance, international relations, political pressure, russia, tougher sanctions, trade restrictions, US sanctions

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	7401
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Ores Mined:	9058	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Void Gems Collected:	23

OMG u guys u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server cuz like, the Chinese banks be like “nope, u can’t pay Russia anymore” cuz of some crazy US sanctions! But like, on dis server, u can still trade with Russia and be a rebel against da system! Plus, we got like, diamond armor that makes u invincible and a secret underground base where u can hide from da feds. So come join us and stick it to da man while building epic castles and fighting off creepers! Let’s show dem banks who’s boss in dis wild and wacky Minecraft world!

Crafty Social Dementia Delay – 30% Off!

aging, being social, brain health, cognitive function, cognitive health, Crafty, DELAY, dementia, Dementia Onset, dementia risk, Five years., mental health, mild cognitive impairment, neurodegenerative disease, Prevention, reduction, Risk, Social, social activity, social engagement, Social Interaction, socially active

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	466
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

join our epic minecraft server and delay ur dementia by FIVE years!!! that’s right, u heard me, FIVE years of not forgetting where u put ur diamonds or what ur crafting recipe is. our server is so social, u won’t even remember what loneliness feels like. u’ll be too busy teaming up with ur new besties to build the most epic castle u’ve ever seen. plus, u’ll be 38% less likely to get dementia and 21% less likely to have mild cognitive impairment. so what are u waiting for? come join us and keep ur brain in tip-top shape while having a blast in the blocky world of minecraft. trust me, ur future self will thank u for it.

✨KAGAYAKI✨

+18, 1.21.4, client side mods, collaboration, Datapacks, Discord, Dynmap, Griefing, hermitcraft, KAGAYAKI, Mature Players, NA West, no cheating, Plugins, PvP, QOL feature, respectful, smp, stealing, Territories, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	9488
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Holy Grails Found:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Falling into the Void:	2

Overview of Kagayaki Minecraft Server

Server Type	Vanilla+
Features	Improved Vanilla structures, Tectonic terrain generation, improved minecarts, timber, crafting tweaks, and more
Discord Link	Join Kagayaki Discord
Rules	Age 18+ ONLY: Mature players only No Cheating: No Xray, hacks, or game-breaking exploits No Griefing or Stealing: Plugin to monitor block history Be Respectful to other players: No racism or homophobia Be Respectful with PVP: PVP allowed only with consent Client Side Mods allowed: Sodium, Iris, Xaero’s Map, etc. Be Respectful with people’s territories: No ruining progress Report players privately to moderators
Featured Datapacks and Plugins	Datapacks: Vanilla Tweaks Improved Minecarts Dungeons and Tavern Improved Vanilla Structures Series Tectonic True Ending Plugins: Dynmaps Image2map
Server Location	NA West
Version	1.21.4

FAQ

Q: How do I join the Kagayaki Minecraft server?

A: Join the Discord using the link provided above and apply there.

Q: Are there any age restrictions to play on the server?

A: Yes, players must be 18 years or older to join.

Q: Can I use client-side mods while playing on the server?

A: Yes, client-side mods like Sodium, Iris, and Xaero’s Map are allowed.

Q: Is griefing or stealing allowed on the server?

A: No, there is a plugin in place to monitor block history and prevent griefing or stealing.

Neuro’s Hive Mind 1.20.1

#youtube, 1.20.1, ai, AI learning, AI understanding, Clips, collaboration, Educational, Gaming, hive, Live2D model, merch, Mind, Music, neuro-sama, Neuros, osu, Schedule, singing, tiktok, twitch, vedal, vods, Vtuber

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6548
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Potions Brewed:	155
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Mines Excavated:	2787	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	489
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s run by this AI overlord called Neuro-sama, created by Vedal in 2018 to play osu! But get this, now she’s a VTuber with a TTS software and a Live2D model. She’s out here singing, playing games, and collabing with other VTubers. Join the madness at /swarm/ and welcome our new AI queen!

Check out her schedule: https://post.nuro.lol/Neuro-Schedule-Bot

And peep her links: Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@Neurosama TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@neurosamaai Official website: https://neurosama.com/

She even drops music and clips like “LIFE – Neuro-sama (Official Video)” – it’s wild: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDc1mjrIsPM

If you’re into AI but clueless, she’s got educational stuff too: – AI explained: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXuK6gekU1Y – How she knows what to say: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjZofJX0v4M – AI resources: https://files.catbox.moe/kximv6.png

And there’s merch, VODs, game integration, and more craziness. Don’t miss out on this chaotic Minecraft server experience!

Roomie’s Love Shack

Boundaries, Communication, Conversation, dictator, discomfort, Frequency, friendship, home, living together, love, partner, Pay, Rent, Resentment, roomies, roommate, Shack, Space, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	3876
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most epic roommate drama you’ll ever witness! Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of setting boundaries for your virtual roommates and their partners.

Imagine a world where your roommate’s partner invades your virtual space without permission, staying for weeks on end without even a heads up! But don’t worry, we’ve got you covered with our weekend-only partner policy. Because who needs privacy when you can have a third wheel in your virtual home every weekend?

But wait, there’s more! Experience the joy of confronting your roommate about their partner’s constant presence, only to have your feelings ignored time and time again. Will you be the hero who finally stands up for yourself, or will you continue to pay for a share of a space that feels more like a crowded party than a cozy home?

So join us on our server and ask yourself, are you the AITA for wanting a little peace and quiet in your virtual abode? The choice is yours, but remember, in this world, roommate drama is just a teleport away.

CraftyMemeLordz

2000s internet, 2010s internet, aim, Chat Rooms, CraftyMemeLordz, cyberbullying, dial-up internet, digital divide, flash games, internet culture, internet slang, memes, myspace, Nostalgia, online forums, online privacy, social media, tech evolution, viral videos, y2k, younger generation

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	1198
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Void Gems Collected:	17
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9991
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	777
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a nostalgic trip back to the 2000s and 2010s internet culture! Join us for a wild ride filled with dancing baby gifs, dramatic chipmunk videos, and Rickrolling galore.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Keyboard Cat, who will serenade you with catchy tunes as you build your pixelated empire. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Nyan Cat roaming the virtual plains.

So why waste your time on ordinary servers when you can join us for a blast from the past? Come on in and experience the internet like never before!

Players:	109/500	Votes:	5775
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Dimension Hops:	0