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| Players: | 107/400 | Votes: | 9118 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 13 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Vanishing Items Found: | 4 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Towns Built: | 2 |
Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as chaotic as Lumi’s streaming career? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with /pol/ references, coombaiting, and a whole lot of cringey millennial journalism vibes. Our mods are experts at promoting the server on 4chan, making sure you’ll never miss out on the drama and excitement.
But beware, Lumi’s presence on the server is as fake as her streaming persona. She may talk the talk, but when it comes to actually playing the game, she’s as uninspired as they come. With a chat slower than a snail’s pace and mods making up most of the viewers, you’ll be left wondering if there’s any real entertainment value at all.
Join us on this rollercoaster of a Minecraft SMP, where the only thing crazier than the drama is the made-up stories we tell to keep things interesting. Who knows, maybe you’ll even witness Lumi’s rise to fame (or fall from grace) right before your eyes. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!
