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Players: | 110/300 | Votes: | 9935 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 19 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
Love Letters Sent: | 20 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, build giant statues of your favorite food, and have epic battles with flying squids. Our server is home to the craziest players who will stop at nothing to prank, troll, and blow up everything in sight.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with diamond-encrusted chickens and lava waterfalls. Will you be brave enough to explore it and claim the treasures within?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. See you in the chaos, my fellow blockheads!