The Paranoid SMP [BEDROCK SUPPORT] [FREE2WIN] [LIFESTEAL]

#youtube, Allversions, Anticheat, bedrock, Bedrock Support, bug report, Community, contact us, Content Creator, crossplay, discord server, E-Mail, Economy, Events, F2w, Fighting, free, free copy of minecraft, Free2build, Free2join, free2play, Free2win, Freetobuild, Freetojoin, Freetoplay, Freetowin, Geyser, Grief Protection, java, Lag-free, Legend of the Season 1, LifeSteal, marketplace, Media Rank, non pay-to-win, PvE, PvP, Rtp, smp, Starter Kit, suggestion channel, Survival, The Paranoid SMP, tiktok, Trading, Website

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	1352
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Alien Abductions:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

New Minecraft Servers

Join the new, high-quality, lag-free and free-to-win server. The Paranoid SMP offers a lot do discover, from trading to fighting with other players, the Paranoid SMP provides everything “Free-To-Win”, meaning “Non-Pay-To-Win”! You are able to join with the Java and Bedrock Edition on any version. As soon as you join, we will be handed a starter kit, from where you can do /rtp to start playing! If you kill another player you will be rewarded with one heart, if you get killed by another player you will get a heart taken. This makes this server also a lifesteal server. We do have a marketplace where people can offer the items they choose to, or you can trade directly with other players by right-clicking them or doing /trade {player}. There’s no grief protection on our server, so hide your base well! For example underground or really high in the sky.

Our Community is the most important aspect of our server, that’s why we chose to make it a non-pay-to-win server. We involve the community, for example, by having a suggestion channel in our Discord Server, where you can suggest new features. We also offer a bug report feature for our players, to improve the player quality. On our Discord Server, we have the so called “Media Rank”, which is also available on our Minecraft Server. If you a content creator on various platforms like YouTube or TikTok, you will be given this Rank, which gives you features specially created for your rank!

We regulary host events on our server, such as the “Legend of the Season 1” Event, where you can win a free copy of minecraft.

Check our Website or join our Discord Server for more information regarding Events, or you can join for any other questions you have:Website: www.paranoidsmp.comDiscord: discord.gg/ccS8HQVjXw

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GirlfriendQuest Minecraft SMP

attracting women, building attraction, common mistakes, communication skills, confidence building, dating advice, dating mindset, dating mistakes, Dating strategies, dating tips, girlfriend tips, GirlfriendQuest, love advice, Minecraft, MISTAKES, relationship advice, relationship goals, relationship mistakes, relationships, self development, self improvement, self-confidence, smp

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	874
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Bro, let me tell you, the biggest mistake guys make is not joining this epic Minecraft SMP server. Like, seriously, all the girls are flocking to this server because the admins are like super hot or something. And get this, if you find a girlfriend on the server, they give you a diamond sword as a wedding gift. I know, right? Plus, there’s this legend that if you build the biggest house on the server, you’ll unlock secret powers to make any girl fall in love with you. It’s like, totally legit, bro. So, forget trying to impress girls in real life, just join this server and become a Minecraft stud. #GirlfriendGoals #MinecraftLoveStory #SMP4Life

RegretfulConfessionsMC

apologies, BETRAYAL, Closure, Communication, Confessing, emotional, forgiveness, Guilt, healing, Honesty, mistake, regret, RegretfulConfessionsMC, relationship, remorse, Secrets, self reflection, shame, Someone, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	2048
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	29	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Join our Minecraft server and confess all your deepest regrets to our virtual therapist NPCs! They may not have real degrees, but they sure know how to make you feel better about that time you accidentally ate your friend’s pet rock thinking it was a cookie. Plus, our grief counseling llamas are always ready to lend a listening ear (or ear twitch, as the case may be). So come on down and unload all your guilt in the most ridiculous way possible!

Biden’s Bombastic Minecraft Server

Bidens, Bombastic, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	9584
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Star Shards Collected:	212	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

haha ok so like, on this server, we got this crazy story where Biden is like, “yo, let’s go blow up some Iran nuclear sites if they tryna make a bomb!” like, what even bro? but hey, if you join our server, you can be part of this wild adventure too! imagine being in a Minecraft world where you gotta stop Iran from making a bomb by blowing up their nuclear sites. it’s like a real-life action movie, but in block form! so come join us and be a hero in this insane quest to save the world from nuclear disaster! oh, and did we mention there’s also free cake for all players? yeah, you heard right. FREE CAKE! so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s save the world together, one block at a time! #BidenBlowsUpIran #MinecraftHero #FreeCakeForAll

VanceCraft: Musk’s Far-Right Fun

Analysis, Article, CONSERVATIVE, controversial, critique, elon musk, Europe, extremism, far-right party, FarRight, Fun, germany, Government, Musk, Musks, nationalism, op-ed, opinion, perspective, Politics, right wing, Support, Vance, VanceCraft

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	5402
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Dimension Hops:	5

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIT AF, WE GOT VANCE SHARING MUSK OP-EDS AND BACKING GERMANY’S FAR-RIGHT PARTY. LIKE WTF, WHO DOES THAT? BUT HEY, IF YOU WANNA JOIN A SERVER THAT’S AS WACKY AS VANCE, THEN THIS IS THE PLACE TO BE. WE HAVE CRAZY BUILDS, INSANE PVP BATTLES, AND EVEN A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS. PLUS, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF YOU JOIN, YOU’LL GET A CHANCE TO RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE AGAINST A GIANT CREEPER. YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, A LLAMA. SO COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE MADNESS FOR YOURSELF!

Galactic Magnetar Madness

Astronomy, Astrophysics, Cosmic, data, discovery, Distance, Exploration, Fast Radio Burst, Galactic, Galaxy, light years, madness, Magnetar, magnetic field, observations, Phenomenon, research, scientists, Signals, Space, Technology, Universe

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	3069
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Mines Excavated:	3892	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	331
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9

so, like, picture this: u join our amazin’ minecraft server and u get transported to a galaxy 200 million light-years away, where u gotta battle powerful magnetars and crazy magnetic fields. it’s like a sci-fi movie but in minecraft form, dude.

u gotta build ur base with super strong magnetic blocks and defend it from alien mobs that are tryna steal ur resources. but don’t worry, u can team up with other players and create an intergalactic alliance to take down the baddies.

plus, we got fast radio bursts goin’ off all the time, so u gotta be quick on ur feet and ready for anything. it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it for the epic loot and bragging rights. so come join us and let’s conquer the galaxy together!

SMP Axiba

application, Axiba, Ban, base, clean, common sense, Community, Discord, exploit, Fellowship, good times, Hack, imagination, Jerk, JOKE, landscape, Map Reset, smp, warn, Whitelist

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	1680
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Ores Mined:	5163	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12
Farms Harvested:	795	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10

Axiba Minecraft Server Overview

Founded	August 2016
Players	2-4 initially, larger community now
Server Type	Community-focused
Server Event	Map reset around mid-December

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are hacks and mods allowed on the server?	No, only specific mods such as OptiFine, Minimaps, StatusHUD mods, Shaders, and Gamma/Lighting mods are allowed. Exploits in the game are also acceptable.
What are the rules for player behavior?	Players should not steal or grief from others, only engage in PvP with mutual agreement, and be respectful towards fellow members. A warning system is in place for violations.
How can I join the server?	Interested players can apply by providing their In-Game Name, age, favorite activity in Minecraft, reason for joining, agreement with the rules, and any additional information. The Discord contact is madhatter4942.

Future Crafters 1.20.6

1.20.6, 2025, balding, baldness cure, baldness prevention, baldness research, baldness treatment, Crafters, cure for baldness, derma roll, fin, Future, hair growth, hair loss, hair loss remedies, hair loss solutions, Hair Regrowth, hair restoration, Hair thinning, male pattern baldness, Min, receding hairline, Rosemary

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	4243
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Yo, bro, forget about baldness, come join this Minecraft server where we embrace all types of hair, even if it’s pixelated! We’ll make your blocky avatar look so fly, no one will even notice your real-life hair struggles. Plus, we have a secret potion in-game that guarantees luscious locks for your character. Say goodbye to baldness and hello to a world where hair is always on point!

ParentalPanic Minecraft Server

apartment, Chores, city, dog, family, Financial, Grandparents, Guilt, Help, Household, INDEPENDENCE, Minecraft, moving out, ParentalPanic, parents, relationships, responsibilities, retirement home, Server, sick leave, stress, Support, University

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	5783
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Mines Excavated:	3120
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Are you tired of being called an “egoist pig” by your parents for wanting to move out? Do you feel like you’re being guilt-trapped into staying at home and taking care of everything while they handle the drama of moving your grandparents into a retirement home? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the chaos of real life!

Join our server and escape to a world where you can build your dream house without any guilt trips from your family. No more chores, no more emotional baggage – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun! Plus, you’ll still be close enough to help out your parents if they really need it, so you can have your cake and eat it too (just like in Minecraft)!

Forget about the stress of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds and defeating creepers. Join our server now and start your new life of freedom and fun – because let’s face it, you deserve it after all you’ve been through!

NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft

Appreciated, Babysitting, demanding job, family, Kids, mental toll, nephew, Niece, NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft, payment, Plans, RELATIVES, responsibilities, selfish, single mom, single mom struggles, sister, social toll, unreasonable, used

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	5989
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Runes Activated:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Are you tired of being taken for granted like this poor soul babysitting her sister’s kids? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life responsibilities!

Join our server and never worry about being guilt-tripped into babysitting for free again. Instead, you can build your own virtual world where the only demanding job is to mine for diamonds and fight off creepers.

No more canceling plans with friends because your in-game village needs defending. And forget about being called “selfish” for wanting some time to yourself. On our server, it’s all about self-care and having fun!

So come join us and escape the drama of family obligations. Build, explore, and conquer in a world where the only thing you’re expected to do is have a good time. See you in the game!

ResolutionGuru21 – Minecraft SMP

achievement, Commitment, determination, goal-setting, Minecraft, motivation, new years resolution, perseverance, personal growth, progress, Reflection, ResolutionGuru21, resolutions, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self improvement, Self Motivation, self reflection, self-care, self-discipline, self-improvement journey, smp, success

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	3607
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	New Chunks Explored:	483173
Astral Projections Made:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

Bro, forget about New Years Resolutions, join our epic Minecraft SMP and achieve your goal of becoming the ultimate block-building master! We got creepers that do the Macarena, villagers that breakdance, and a secret underground base filled with diamonds and cake (yes, cake!). So ditch those boring resolutions and come join the chaos and fun on our server. Plus, we have a llama named Larry who tells the best jokes, so what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make 2022 the year of epic blocky adventures!

CreeperCompliments

atypical compliment, bizarre compliment, CreeperCompliments, curious compliment, eccentric compliment, exceptional compliment, extraordinary compliment, odd compliment, offbeat compliment, out of the ordinary compliment, peculiar compliment, quirky compliment, remarkable compliment, singular compliment, strange compliment, uncanny compliment, uncommon compliment, unexpected compliment, unique compliment, unusual compliment, weird compliment

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	3368
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Animals Bred:	40
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	447
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old compliments like “nice build” or “great job”? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with the weirdest and most unusual compliments you’ll ever receive!

Join our server and prepare to be showered with compliments like “Your pixelated hair looks fabulous today” or “Your block-placing skills are out of this world, like seriously, are you a wizard or something?” But that’s not all, our players are known for their creativity when it comes to complimenting, so be prepared for some truly bizarre and hilarious compliments that will leave you scratching your head in confusion and laughing out loud at the same time.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest and most outrageous compliments in the Minecraft universe. Who knows, you might even receive a compliment that will make you question reality itself. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

Multiverse Adventures

Adventures, Alternate Realities, books, choose your own path, create-your-own-adventure, Decision making, Exploration, FANTASY, free will, gamebooks, imagination, immersive experience, Interactive Fiction, interactive storytelling, multiple dimensions, multiple endings, Multiverse, navigation, reader-driven narrative, role playing, storytelling

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	4018
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Crops Grown:	1446
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

So, like, imagine if you could, like, jump into a book and, like, create your own adventure, right? Well, on this epic Minecraft server, it’s like that but on steroids, dude! You can, like, travel through different dimensions and, like, do whatever the heck you want!

Want to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely of cake and live like a king? Easy peasy. Want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Heck yeah, let’s boogie!

This server is, like, the ultimate playground for your wildest fantasies. So, like, grab your pickaxe and join us for a crazy ride through the multiverse. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

The Beykery

backstory, bedrock, Beykery, character profiles, Discord, improv, java, Lore, motives, narrative, personal stories, proximity chat, smp, Streamers, Vanilla Plus, Writers

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	3271
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	12

Server Name	The Beykery
Server Type	Vanilla+ (proximity chat)
Supported Platforms	Java and Bedrock 1.21.3

Overview

The Beykery is a Vanilla+ (proximity chat) Minecraft server where players can create their characters with unique backstories and motives. The server features an overarching story crafted by the team, where interactions are primarily improv-based. Streamers and writers collaborate to weave personal stories into the narrative.

For more information about the current lore, you can visit here.

Join the discord here.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join The Beykery Minecraft server?	You can join the server by connecting with Java or Bedrock 1.21.3 and joining the server IP provided.
What is the server type?	The server is Vanilla+ with proximity chat enabled for a unique gameplay experience.
Can I create my character with a backstory?	Yes, players are encouraged to create characters with their own backstories and motives to merge into the overarching story.
Is there a discord for The Beykery?	Yes, you can join the discord community at the provided link for updates, discussions, and more.

Whispering Echoes 1.21.4

1.21.4, accident, accident prone, awkward, child, Cleanup, Echoes, EMBARRASSMENT, funny, humor, mahiro, Messy, mishap, mistake, Oops, parenting, Poop, shame, Situation, Surprise, underwear, unexpected, whispering

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	449
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Crops Grown:	3979
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	270	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Join our Minecraft server for the wildest and craziest adventures! We have exploding poop everywhere! It’s like a party in your pants, but in Minecraft! Explore a world where poop is the ultimate power-up and watch out for surprise attacks from flying underwear! It’s a poop-tastic experience you won’t find anywhere else! So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft messy again!

RedditCraft SMP – Solo Hobbyists

Creative pursuits, enjoyable activities, hobbies for enjoyment, hobbies for introverts, hobbies for mental health, hobbies for mindfulness, hobbies for one person, hobbies for personal growth, hobbies for relaxation, hobbies for self-discovery, hobbies for self-improvement, hobbies for solitude, hobbies for stress relief, hobbyists, indoor hobbies, leisure time, outdoor activities, reddit users, RedditCraft, Relaxation, self-care, smp, Solo, solo hobbies

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	8325
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Hey fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard me right, the creepers are dancing now!

Join our wacky SMP where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. Build a house out of giant mushrooms, ride a llama into battle, or even start a llama circus (yes, llama circus is a thing now). The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and a hot tub full of lava (don’t worry, it’s safe…maybe). And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake. Who wouldn’t want to join this madness?

So come on down to our server and let’s create chaos together! Who needs normal when you can have insane? Join now and let’s make Minecraft history…or at least a really funny YouTube video.