The Paintball | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Crafted Threads 1.20.6

1.20.6, Apparel, Casual, clothing, comfortable, crafted, everyday wear, fashion, fashion choice., fashion sense, fashion statement, fashion trends, fashionista, Outfit, personal style, Shirt, Style, Threads, trendy, Versatile, Wardrobe, would you wear this

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	2978
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Holy Grails Found:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

OMG, like, this server is like the bomb dot com, bro! You gotta join because, like, the shirt you wear in Minecraft is, like, totally important. If you wear the wrong shirt, you might, like, get eaten by a giant pixelated chicken or something. So, like, join this server and wear the right shirt to survive in this crazy blocky world. Trust me, it’s, like, life or death out there. Just do it, man!

BabyDaddyDramaGoneWild

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	3406
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Buildings Constructed:	13
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Are you tired of dealing with drama and heartbreak in real life? Come join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build, explore, and have fun without any baby daddy drama!

On our server, you can create your own virtual family without worrying about deadbeat dads or cheating partners. Build a cozy home for you and your virtual baby girl, and never have to deal with unreliable exes again.

Join us and take control of your virtual destiny by seeking full custody of your Minecraft baby and blocking any deadbeat dads from entering your pixelated paradise. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the fun and excitement in the world of Minecraft?

So come on over and leave all your real-life troubles behind. Our server is the perfect place to escape, have fun, and maybe even find a new virtual family that will always have your back. Join now and start building your drama-free Minecraft life today!

CraftyCanuckTariffsLOL

Canada, Canadian perspective, CraftyCanuckTariffsLOL, cross-border trade, economic impact, Economy, foreign relations, global market, government policies, import/export, international relations, international trade, North America, Politics, Tariffs, tariffs impact, trade agreements, trade disputes, trade war, trudeau, trump

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	1681
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	238	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Are you tired of dealing with real-world politics and tariffs? Come join our Minecraft server where the only tariffs you’ll have to worry about are the ones on trading with villagers! Our server is a tariff-free zone where you can mine, build, and create without any pesky taxes getting in your way.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any real-world tariffs that may come your way. Just tell Trudeau and Trump that you’re busy mining diamonds and they’ll never find you!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and escape the madness of real-world politics with some good old-fashioned block building fun!

TariffCraft: Trade Wars & Retaliations

Canada, China, diplomatic tensions, economic impact, economic policy, foreign trade, global economy, Import Taxes, international relations, market volatility, mexico, political decisions, protectionism, Retaliations, retaliatory actions., TariffCraft, Tariffs, Trade, trade agreements, trade disputes, trade negotiations, trade war, trump, Wars

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	4598
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

so, like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s so lit that even trump is tryna get in on the action! he heard about all the crazy builds and epic pvp battles and was like “i gotta get me some of that!” but then he got distracted by a shiny button and accidentally started a trade war with mexico, canada, and china. now they’re all like “we’ll show u, trump!” and he’s like “oops, my bad.” but anyway, forget all that drama and come join us for some minecraft fun! we got diamond armor for days and creepers that explode in rainbow glitter. plus, our admin is a magical unicorn who grants wishes and shoots rainbows out of their butt. so come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the craziness begin!

Perception Speed Craft

biases, cognitive biases, cognitive development., cognitive processes, cognitive psychology, Craft, Decision making, individual differences, information arrangement, information organization, information presentation, information processing, information processing speed, Perception, perception biases, perception patterns, perception research, perception tendencies, psychological research, risk assessment, risk management, risk perception, SPEED

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	6536
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	2778
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
New Chunks Explored:	735572	Farms Harvested:	406
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

u wanna join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like, totally insane, man. like, ur speed of risk perception will be off da charts, u gonna be dodging creepers left and right like a ninja.

also, did u know dat different peeps have biases in different directions for perception? like, some peeps see zombies as cuddly teddy bears, while others see ’em as brain-eating monsters. it’s wild, man.

so come join dis server and see how ur perception skills stack up. plus, we got free diamond armor for all new players. ain’t dat a deal u can’t pass up? come on, what u waiting for? let’s get crazy in dis minecraft world!

Everdusk

Adventure, armor, Buffs, BUILD, Collectibles, Community, Currency, Custom Tools, Events, Everdusk, exclusive, Friends, invite rewards, limited time, Loot, love, Player Run Economy, Rewards, smp, Survival, Trading, Utilities, Valentines

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	3897
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Dimension Hops:	7
Gods Slained:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	8910
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	99	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Votes:	1614
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30

Everdusk Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Everdusk
Event	Valentine’s Void Vault
Features
Discord	https://discord.gg/uXys7V749z
Server IP	Play.Everdusk.Co

FAQs

Q: How do I participate in the Valentine’s Void Vault event?

A: You can participate in the event by logging into the Everdusk server during the Valentine’s season and unlocking the exclusive rewards in the Vault.

Q: Can I earn premium currency without paying?

A: Yes! You can earn “Evercoins” through gameplay without having to pay, allowing you to access premium features such as Ranks and Crate Keys.

Q: How does the Player-Run Economy work?

A: Players can compete to become the richest or build a trading empire by buying and selling items within the game.

Q: What are the benefits of Custom Tools, Armor & Utilities?

A: Custom enhancements can help level up your adventure by providing powerful tools, armor, and utilities to aid you in your journey.

Q: How can I get free Crate Keys through Invite Rewards?

A: By inviting friends to join the Everdusk server, you can receive free Crate Keys as a reward for bringing new players to the community.

Eternal Coco’s Legacy 1.21

animal cruelty, animal rights, animal welfare, Coco, Coco died for nothing, Coco’s story, cocos, cruelty free, died, ETERNAL, Grief, Heartbreaking, injustice, justice for Coco, Legacy, Loss, Nothing, preventable tragedy, senseless loss, tragic death, tragic event, tragic loss, unnecessary death

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	5227
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Ores Mined:	4079	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Buildings Constructed:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	21

Yo, so like, this Minecraft server is the bomb diggity, okay? Like, forget about all those boring servers out there, this one is where it’s at. Why should you join? Well, for starters, Coco died for nothing, so like, you might as well join this server and make his sacrifice worth it, ya know? Plus, we have like, a million diamonds just waiting for you to mine them. And the best part? We have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. I’m not even kidding, it’s insane. So like, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make Coco proud, or something.

SisDressSwap Minecraft Server

Argument, brand new, BROKE, CLOSET, credit card, Expenses, fancy dresses, give away, high expenses, indignant, Listing, marketplace, Minecraft, MONEY, Mother, Paycheck, payed for, refusing, SELLING, Server, SisDressSwap, sister’s dresses, transit card

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	6625
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Emeralds Found:	3531	Farms Harvested:	333
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as this sibling showdown? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to duke it out with your sister over virtual dresses and imaginary money.

Just like in this wild story, you’ll have the opportunity to fight over who gets to keep the loot, whether it’s diamonds, gold, or enchanted gear. But remember, it’s all in good fun – just like this sisterly squabble turned online battle royale.

So come join us for a server experience that’s more intense than a closet clean-out with your sibling. Who knows, you might even come out on top and claim your virtual riches!

ArtisticRevengeCraft

AITAH, anger, artist, ArtisticRevengeCraft, Boundaries, Boyfriend, centralized, Communication, COMPOSITION, family, frame, Frustration, hurt, original, piece of art, Respect, ruined, Sadness, Signature, SIZE, throwing out, watercolor

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	3831
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2

Are you tired of having your precious artwork destroyed by well-meaning but clueless family members? Join our Minecraft server and never worry about your virtual creations being tampered with again! Our server is a safe space for all artists, where your masterpieces will be respected and admired by fellow players.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most epic treasure hunts you’ve ever seen! Search for hidden chests filled with rare items and resources, all while navigating through challenging obstacles and puzzles. Rumor has it that there’s a secret painting hidden somewhere in the world, waiting to be discovered by the bravest of adventurers.

And if you’re in need of some stress relief, our server offers the perfect outlet for your frustrations. Build a virtual replica of that painting your boyfriend ruined, only to destroy it in a satisfying explosion of pixels. Let go of your anger and unleash your creativity in a way that won’t leave you feeling regretful afterwards.

Join us on our Minecraft server today, where every block you place is a step towards a brighter, more colorful world. And remember – no paintings will be harmed in the making of this server!

SickOfIt Minecraft SMP

aggravation, annoyance, Boredom, displeasure, dissatisfaction, distaste, ennui, exasperation, exhaustion, FATIGUE, Frustration, hatred, Irritation, Loathing, Minecraft, monotony, Repetition, SickOfIt, smp, tedium, vexation, weariness

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	3745
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Potions Brewed:	147
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Do you want to join a server that’s as wild and crazy as a llama on a trampoline? Well, look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join us for non-stop shenanigans and wacky adventures that will leave you questioning your sanity. We’ve got flying pigs, dancing chickens, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of friendly creepers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature that poops out diamonds instead of rainbows. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Potato King, who grants wishes in exchange for… well, potatoes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re gonna need it!

CraftyPatriotUSA

American, American dream, Beliefs, citizenship, CraftyPatriotUSA, culture, current events, Democracy, Diversity, emotions, Experience, freedom, Identity, national pride, patriotism, perspective, Politics, Reflection, society, Unity, VALUES

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	2618
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Farms Harvested:	683
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8

Tired of dealing with all the craziness in the real world? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to use next! Our server is so fun, even the creepers can’t resist joining in on the fun. Plus, our virtual world is so peaceful, you’ll forget all about the chaos of the real world. So come on over and escape to a place where the only thing exploding is your creativity!

TipsyCraft: Trump Tariff Trouble

alcohol consumption, alcohol exports, alcohol industry, alcohol producers, alcohol regulations, alcohol sales, beverage industry, Canada, cross-border trade, economic impact, global economy, international trade, market disruption, North America, political tensions, sales bans, tariff, Tariffs, TipsyCraft, trade war, Trouble, trump, U.S

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	5438
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5

lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got alcohols producers bracing for sales bans in Canada like whaaat? if u wanna escape the tariffs and have a wild time, this is the place to be! we got crazy parties, insane builds, and u might even see a drunk polar bear wandering around. join now before the tariffs hit and we all have to start drinking maple syrup instead of beer. #wildtimes #drunkpolarbears #minecraftmadness

Rainbow Unity

Adventure, Beta Testing, building, Community, Crafting, Crates, Exploration, FANTASY, Gaming, Jobs, Land Claim, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, open world, Quests, RAINBOW, role playing, Sandbox, Server, smp, Survival, Unity, virtual world

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	9345
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Magic Items Found:	3484
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Mines Excavated:	2435

Server Overview
Our server offers a dynamic experience with optional quests to guide your journey, a rewarding jobs system to earn in-game currency, and a robust economy to fuel your ambitions. Claim your own land, cast your line for unique fishing rewards, and unlock incredible perks with exciting rankups! Open crates to discover rare items and level up your gameplay. Join now and discover the possibilities!

Join us Today	66.70.164.179:25566
Discord	https://discord.gg/sCkhxDUdVN

FAQ

Q: What features does the server offer?

A: Our server offers optional quests, a jobs system, a robust economy, land claiming, unique fishing rewards, rankups, crates with rare items, and more!

Q: Is the server fully set up?

A: We are currently in beta testing. Some features may not be fully set up until public release.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join our server by connecting to 66.70.164.179:25566 and also join our Discord community at https://discord.gg/sCkhxDUdVN

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, we have rules in place to ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for all players. Make sure to read and follow the rules to avoid any issues.

Cuddle Quest 1.21

acceptance, Affection, attachment, Boundaries, comfort, Communication, compromise, Connection, CUDDLE, emotional, Expectations, Intimacy, nonsexual cuddling, Quest, relationships, Respect, sexual, Trust, Understanding, Vulnerability, weird

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	8063
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Mines Excavated:	2674	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

Yo, bro, come join our Minecraft server, it’s like getting a virtual cuddle without all the weird sexual vibes, man. Like, why can’t we just enjoy some wholesome affection without it getting all awkward, you know? Join us for some non-creepy virtual hugs and build some epic pixel art together. It’s like a warm blanket for your soul, but in block form. Don’t be afraid to show some love, just keep it platonic, okay? Let’s spread positivity and good vibes in this crazy virtual world. See you there, buddy!

HangrySis AteMyFood Minecraft Server

Apology, Argument, AteMyFood, Boundaries, Bracelets, CHIPS, Communication, Conflict, family, Food, Frustration, HangrySis, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Necklace, personal belongings, Respect, Server, sharing, sibling rivalry, sister, snack, Toothpaste

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	7850
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	55	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server and leave behind the snack-stealing siblings and toothpaste thieves. Our world is full of adventure, excitement, and most importantly, no annoying sisters!

Embark on epic quests, build magnificent structures, and battle fierce mobs without worrying about someone stealing your precious snacks. Plus, if you ever run out of toothpaste, we have plenty to go around (just don’t eat it, please).

So come join us on the most drama-free Minecraft server out there! Trust us, you won’t regret it. And hey, if you ever need to vent about your sibling drama, our virtual chat is always open. Let’s build a world where snacks are safe and toothpaste is plentiful.

Players:	90/300	Votes:	292
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Void Gems Collected:	17
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	219
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1