The One Is Not Real Minecraft SMP

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens and the creepers do the Macarena before exploding!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mystical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that if you can find and tame the Diamond Chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Dance the night away with all your favorite Minecraft mobs while sipping on potions of invisibility.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most absurd adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Ice Spice Minecraft Server

sexual desire, adult film star, sexual pleasure, adult content, adult industry

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you question your life choices? Well, look no further, because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and confusion!

Join us if you’ve ever found yourself inexplicably turned on by Ice Spice – we have a whole section dedicated to building phallic structures in his honor. Trust us, it’s a sight to behold.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Whisperer, a player who communicates exclusively with chickens and has amassed a chicken army that will strike fear into the hearts of all who oppose us.

So come on down and join the madness! Who knows what kind of ridiculousness you’ll encounter next on our server. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

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The Helluva Hotel Minecraft SMP General

Rehabilitation, smp, fanfic recordings, overpopulation, Startup

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your inner demon and run your own assassin business? Look no further than our Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss edition Minecraft SMP!

Join us as we follow Charlie, the princess of Hell, on her quest to rehabilitate demons and reduce overpopulation in her kingdom. Who knew Hell could be so wholesome? And don’t forget about Blitzo and his ragtag team of assassins trying to survive each other while running a startup in Hell. It’s like The Office, but with more fire and brimstone.

So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a place where demons are checking out into Heaven and hellhounds are working as receptionists? Plus, our Cytube channel is always playing the best demon-themed music videos. And if you’re feeling creative, our booru might be a little dead, but that just means you have the chance to revive it with your own demon art!

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss edition Minecraft SMP today! Who knows, you might even run into Charlie or Blitzo themselves while you’re building your demon empire.

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Last Month Minecraft Server

reflections, SightSeeing, Month, culture, last month

🤣🤣🤣 So, get this, I was chilling in Taiwan last month, right? And I was like, “Wow, this place is lit!” And then it hit me – what if ALL of China was as awesome as Taiwan?! 😱 So I started crying tears of joy at the thought of a China filled with bubble tea and night markets everywhere. But then I remembered, hey, I can just join this epic Minecraft server and experience the China of my dreams! Join us for a wild ride filled with pandas riding minecarts and dragons breathing fire made of fried rice. Trust me, you won’t regret it! 🐼🔥🍚 #TaiwanIsLit #ChinaDreams #MinecraftMadness

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The Secret MineCraft SMP Player

Minecraft, secret, smp, player

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the only rule is that there are no rules! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Why not!

Our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps just waiting for you to join in on the fun. We have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about, and rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of dancing llamas.

But that’s not all – we also have regular events like llama races, chicken jousting tournaments, and even a monthly hot dog eating contest (in-game, of course). So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin!

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CraftyVShojo+ Minecraft Server

zentreya, CraftyVShojo, ZenLive, zen, AkatsukiDHotaru

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where VShojo and vtubers rule the land! Join us for some epic battles in Pummel Party with Zen, learn about guns with Henya (because who doesn’t need that skill in Minecraft?), and master the art of merchanting with Geega (who knew you could make diamonds that way?). Nagi will even teach you how to simulate Yakiniku – it’s like a BBQ party, but in Minecraft!

Our crew includes Froot, the fruitiest streamer around, Haruka who will karate chop her way to victory, and Hestia spreading happiness like it’s her job (which it kinda is). And don’t forget about Melody, the virtual queen of the server – she’ll show you how to project your way to success.

So come join us on this wild ride of virtual insanity, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server’s RAM). Who needs diamonds when you can have VShojo wins instead? Let’s get crafting, mining, and vibing together – because on this server, the fun never stops!

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The One Is Not Real Minecraft SMP

Ice Spice Minecraft Server

The Helluva Hotel Minecraft SMP General

Last Month Minecraft Server

The Secret MineCraft SMP Player

CraftyVShojo+ Minecraft Server