The One Is Not Real Minecraft SMP

Artificial, counterfeit, Deception, Delusion, Fabricated, Fake, Fallacy, false, fictitious, fraudulent, hoax, ILLUSION, Imaginary, long tail, make believe, Minecraft, mirage, not real, Phony, real, smp, the one, unreal

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	9951
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Runes Activated:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens and the creepers do the Macarena before exploding!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mystical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that if you can find and tame the Diamond Chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Dance the night away with all your favorite Minecraft mobs while sipping on potions of invisibility.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most absurd adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Azure Cubic Realms 1.20

179, Anime, anticipation, AZURE, blue box, Characters, cubic, dumping, EXCITEMENT, Manga, Manga community, Manga fans, Manga News, manga readers, Manga spoilers, manga updates, new chapter, Plot, Realms, Release, series, Storyline, update

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	7616
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Endless Night Skies:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Yo, bros, lemme tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server that will blow your mind!

Join this server if you wanna experience the ultimate adventure of a lifetime!

We got dungeons that will make you pee your pants in excitement!

Build your own empire and rule over the land like a boss!

Don’t miss out on the chance to ride unicorns and battle dragons with your squad!

This server is lit AF and you won’t regret joining, trust me!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s get this party started!

BestiesOverNite Minecraft Server

Best Friend, BestiesOverNite, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, discomfort, friendship, girl friendships, Insecurities, Intimacy, loyalty, Minecraft, Pansexual, personal space, PLATONIC, relationship, Server, sisterly bond, sleepover, Support, traditional views, Understanding

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	6895
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Farms Harvested:	474	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	37

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sleepovers with your best friend are not only allowed, but encouraged! We understand the importance of platonic friendships and late-night chats with your BFF.

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world with your besties by your side. No need to worry about your romantic partner getting jealous, because on our server, friendships come first!

So come on over and experience the joy of building, exploring, and having sleepovers with your besties without any drama. Who knows, you might even find a new best friend to share your virtual pillow fort with!

WalkOfShameCraft

aita, Cooking, Dinner, enjoy cooking, friendship, frozen pizza, Harsh, Hosting, Humiliation, insult, Meal, overreacted, Petty, prepping, Professional Chef, Seasoning, takeout, walk home, WalkOfShameCraft

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	1082
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Ores Mined:	6335	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Zombie Dances:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Are you tired of hosting dinner parties for ungrateful guests like Mark? Join our Minecraft server where you can kick out anyone who insults your virtual cooking skills! No more frozen pizza comments here, only fun and supportive players who appreciate your in-game culinary creations. Plus, if someone tries to walk home in the game, we’ll teleport them back to you just for laughs. Don’t let the Marks of the world bring you down, come join us for a deliciously good time!

InsecurityCraft SMP

abandonment, biggest insecurity, body image issues, comparison, criticism, fear of failure, fear of rejection, imposter syndrome, inadequacy, InsecurityCraft, intimacy issues, lack of confidence, overthinking, perfectionism, public speaking, self esteem, self worth, self-doubt, smp, social anxiety, trust issues, Vulnerability

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	9101
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	313	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Emeralds Found:	4215	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Endless Night Skies:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	9

Oh my god, have you heard about this Minecraft server? It’s like, totally lit, bro. Like, you gotta join because there’s this secret underground club where all the cool kids hang out and build giant statues of llamas. And get this, there’s a rumor that if you find the hidden diamond block in the spawn area, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken. I know, right? And the best part is, everyone on the server wears pink tutus on Wednesdays. It’s like a fashion show every week, I swear. So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s go on a wild adventure together, dude! #MinecraftSMPGoals #TutuGang #ChickenWishes 🐔💎🦙

MineCraftMarathon

Burnout, career goals, Dedication, exhaustion, FATIGUE, hard work, job commitment, job satisfaction, labor hours, longest shift, MineCraftMarathon, Overtime, perseverance, productivity, time clock, Time management, work ethic, work hours, work schedule, work-life balance, workaholic

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	7939
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Dragons Tamed:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Void Gems Collected:	23	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Have you ever mined for diamonds for 24 hours straight? Well, on our Minecraft server, that’s just a warm-up! Join us and experience the thrill of working a 72-hour shift in the virtual mines, all while dodging creepers and zombies trying to steal your precious loot. Who needs sleep when you can be the ultimate Minecraft warrior on our server? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the longest shift of your life!

BidenCraft: No Steel for Japan

biden, BidenCraft, business deal, Decision making, Economy, foreign investment, global market, Government, international relations, Japan, Japanese buyer, manufacturing sector, national security, Politics, presidential action, protectionism, sale, Steel, steel industry, Trade, U.S. Steel, united states

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	2406
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	158	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

so u know this server is like the biden of minecraft servers, blocking all the haters and keeping it real with U.S. steel. we don’t mess around with those japanese buyers tryna take over our land. come join us and be part of the resistance against foreign invaders! we got epic battles, crazy builds, and a community that sticks together like steel beams. plus, who wouldn’t wanna be part of a server that’s as tough as biden himself? come on, join us and let’s show those japanese buyers who’s boss!

Zombie Mind Blocker Server

anxiety, Blocker, brain activity, brain health, brain regions, cognitive function, cognitive processing, deficits, depression, emotional well being, insomnia, mental clarity, mental disorders, mental health problems, mental resilience, Mind, poor sleep, psychological well-being, Server, sleep deprivation, sleep disorders, Stress Management, unwanted thoughts, zombie

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	6112
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Secret Passages Found:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Zombie Dances:	6

so, like, this server is like, the ultimate escape from all those unwanted thoughts, man. like, you can just log on and BAM, all those pesky worries are just gone, poof! it’s like a magical brain cleanse, dude.

plus, like, the mobs in this server are like, super chill. they’ll totally help you relax and forget about all that stress. like, imagine a creeper giving you a back massage, bro. it’s wild.

and, like, the builds on this server are out of this world, man. there’s a giant diamond castle that shoots rainbows out of its turrets, dude. it’s like, the most epic thing you’ll ever see.

so, like, if you wanna escape from all those unwanted thoughts and just have a good time, you gotta join this server, man. it’s like, the ultimate mental health retreat, bro.

Minecraft Realms of MILFs 1.20

attractive women, cougars, DATING, experienced women, FANTASY, mature women, MILF allure, MILF appeal, MILF benefits, milf fantasies, MILF myths, MILF stereotypes, milfs, Minecraft, Older Women, older women benefits, older women dating, older women younger men, Realms, relationships, seduction, sexual attraction

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	4187
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Dragon Scales Harvested:	309
Star Shards Collected:	197	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Yo, bros, have you ever wondered if MILFs are good for you? Well, guess what, on this epic Minecraft server, we have a whole village of MILFs ready to take care of you like their own blocky children.

Join us and experience the ultimate mom experience as you navigate through dungeons filled with cookies and milk, guarded by fierce momma bears ready to protect their cubs.

But that’s not all, we also have a special “Mommy’s Love” potion that will give you super strength and the ability to summon a swarm of motherly chickens to fight by your side.

So come on, join us and let the MILFs of Minecraft show you a whole new level of love and protection in this crazy, blocky world.

ElderCraft Minecraft Server

autism assessment, blended family, Communication, Eldercraft, family dynamics, favoritism, firstborn, fourth child, grandparent relationships, love, Minecraft, parenting, Reassurance, relationships, school guidance, sensitivity, Server, Siblings, step-parenting, Support, Understanding

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	787
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Star Shards Collected:	172	Void Armor Forged:	11
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is at an all-time high! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine a world where you meet your wife when she’s pregnant, give birth to a daughter named “Julie,” and then reveal two years later that you’re not her biological dad. But hey, who cares about biology when you’ve raised her, right?

Become a SAHD (Stay-at-Home-Dad) and navigate the complexities of family dynamics. Watch as your mini-me daughter, Olivia, takes after you in every way possible. And don’t forget about Emma, your wife’s mini-me who adds even more chaos to the mix.

Join us as we discuss the possibility of having a fourth child, while dealing with accusations of playing favorites and not loving your children equally. Will you be able to navigate the drama and prove that family is what you make of it?

So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate family saga. Who needs reality TV when you have us? Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and absurdity!

C-SectionCraft: Not the AITA Server

aita, anxiety, back pain, C-section recovery, Childbirth, Communication, CSectionCraft, Decision making, Emotional support, exhaustion, family dynamics, healthcare decisions, hospital stay, medical emergencies, newborn health, parenting, partner support, Partnership, postpartum, self-care, Server, sleep deprivation, support during pregnancy

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	7257
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	160	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Secret Passages Found:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of parenthood? Look no further! Our server is like a hospital ward, but with creepers and zombies instead of nurses and doctors.

Join us and experience the thrill of trying to survive on no sleep, just like this poor dad who had to juggle supporting his wife during childbirth while also taking care of their other child. Can you handle the pressure of staying up all night, dealing with emergencies, and making tough decisions?

We promise you won’t have to deal with any back pain from uncomfortable chairs, but you might get a sore back from all the running and jumping you’ll be doing in our server. So come on in and see if you have what it takes to be the ultimate Minecraft parent!

LifeGenreMinecraftSMP

Adventure, autobiography, comedy, Drama, Experience, FANTASY, Fiction, genre, Identity, introspection, Journey, Life, LifeGenreMinecraftSMP, memoir, Mystery, non-fiction, personal growth, Reflection, romance, Self Discovery, Tragedy

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	3052
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Emeralds Found:	7117
Potions Brewed:	169	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Magic Items Found:	7134	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12

Bro, do you even Minecraft SMP? This server is like a rollercoaster ride through a rainbow-filled wonderland of blocky goodness. Join us if you want to experience the ultimate thrill of building, exploring, and trolling your friends. We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more memes than you can shake a stick at. Plus, our admin once fought a creeper with nothing but a carrot and a dream. So if you want to level up your life genre to epic fantasy adventure, come join us and let the chaos begin!

CraftyTimeMachine

achievement, adaptation, CHANGE, CraftyTimeMachine, Development, empowerment, goal-setting, growth mindset., learning new skills, overcoming limitations, perseverance, personal growth, progress, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, Self Motivation, self reflection, self-discipline, transformation

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	973
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	3219
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Dimension Hops:	1
Magic Items Found:	8906	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	262

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world so epic, even your past self would be jealous! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond the size of a house! And when they mined it, a herd of rainbow sheep came out and started dancing the Macarena! True story, bro. Plus, on our server, you can ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy. So what are you waiting for? Join now and show your past self who’s boss in the wackiest Minecraft server ever!

ConvictCraft: Russian Warfare

aggression, Conflict, ConvictCraft, Convicts, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, Espionage, Foreign Intelligence Service, intelligence, international relations, Military, Politics, prisoners, Propaganda, Recruitment, russia, Russian, sanctions, SECURITY, Ukraine, Unrest, War, WARFARE

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	6441
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11

so, like, this server is like the ultimate battleground, man. we got convicts from russia ready to fight against ukraine in a virtual war. it’s like the hunger games but with pixelated blocks and stuff. join us if you wanna witness the most epic showdown in minecraft history. plus, you might even get to team up with some hardcore criminals and take over the virtual world. it’s gonna be lit, bro. come join the chaos!

E-Waste Gold Rush: CO2 Chem Transform

Catalyst, chem.., Co2, discarded electronics, e-waste, EWaste, extract, GOLD, innovation, organic materials, Recover, Rush, scientists, transform, valuable chemicals

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	4588
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Divine Spears Created:	12
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Void Armor Forged:	14
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Falling into the Void:	3

you wanna join our epic minecraft server cuz we got scientists who can turn trash into gold, literally! they take old electronics and make GOLD out of it, then use it to turn CO2 into cool stuff. imagine mining for gold in the game and then using it to save the planet, all while building epic structures with your friends. it’s like a virtual eco-friendly paradise with a touch of bling bling. join now and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever!

Server26

Blue ice, Currency, diamonds, Economy, ELYTRA, Farms, germany, hermitcraft, Hosted, Infrastructure, intel, Iron, Land claiming, MEGABASES, Paper, Protected City, Railroads, Server26, smp, Vanilla, villagers

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	4715
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	25	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Mines Excavated:	4114

Server Overview
We are a longstanding SMP with currently over a dozen or two active players and we are looking for more! A few players have been there since the early days, others since last year, and a few joined only recently.

Main Guidelines
Our main guideline is to leave the “meta” of pure Vanilla survival as unaltered as possible. The only 3 plugins that interfere with this are: GriefPrevention, a sleep voting plugin, and player item shops for trading.

Community
Laid back rules, a close-knit community, having some events from time to time, and there is always something you can help with. Staff and other players are usually available to help you.

Gameplay
This is supposed to feel like a vanilla server. The default currency is diamonds. No warps, you have to walk, fly by Elytra, or set up infrastructure such as railroads or blue ice highways.

Specs & Plugins
Hosted in Germany with 128GB Ram, a Intel i9-9900k, and 1TB NVMe SSD; the server runs on Paper. We use GriefPrevention for land claiming, a chest shop plugin, and other datapacks and tweaks.

FAQ

1. Can I join if I am under 18?

No, the server is strictly for players who are 18 years or older.

2. Are there any benefits for purchasing ranks?

No, there are only two ranks “new” and “player” which do not give any benefits. You cannot buy power for real money on this server.

3. Is there a map available to view?

Yes, you can view the map at https://map.server26.net/.

4. Can I claim land on the server?

Yes, you can use GriefPrevention to protect areas you select with a golden shovel.

5. Are there any rules I need to follow?

Yes, you can view the server rules at https://server26.net/rules.

6. Is the server regularly updated?

We plan to update to every major release eventually, but we don’t always run the latest version.