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Operation Surgeon Swearers

Accuracy, Behavior, buzz wire, childrens game, Competition, completion rate, concentration, dexterity, hand-eye coordination, hospital staff, medical professionals, Nurses, Operation, Performance, Physicians, research, skill, SPEED, study, Surgeon, Surgeons, Swearers, swearing

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	5381
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We got surgeons up in here showing off their mad skills like they playing Operation on a kid’s buzzy wire game! Can you believe it? 84% of these surgeons can complete the game in just 5 minutes, beating out all them other hospital peeps like physicians and nurses! And get this, they also swear like sailors while they playing, with 50% of them dropping F-bombs left and right! It’s like a freakin’ circus up in here, so come join the fun and see if you got what it takes to hang with these surgical savages!

Survival without everything Minecraft server

Adventure, Community, Creative, Economy, Factions, Fun, Hardcore, Minecraft, Minigames, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Survival Without Everything, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	2342
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
New Chunks Explored:	754020	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6

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CryackG.aternos.me:27247

Crafty Tavern 1.21

alcohol, alcohol abuse, alcohol addiction, alcohol consumption, alcohol recovery, alcohol tolerance, alcoholic beverages, alcoholism, Beer, binge drinking, cocktails, Crafty, Drinking, dude alcohol, liquor, partying, sober living, social drinking, Spirits, substance abuse, TAVERN, wine

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	1595
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a party on steroids, but without the actual steroids, ya feel me?

We got so many cool plugins and mods that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, your mind will be blown into a million tiny pieces and then put back together in a way that makes you question reality. It’s like Inception, but with blocks and creepers.

And the community on this server is lit AF! We’ve got players from all over the world, coming together to build epic structures, go on crazy adventures, and just have a good time. It’s like a virtual United Nations, but with more explosions and less politics.

So, what are you waiting for? Join the madness, join the mayhem, join the absolute chaos that is DUDEALCOHOL Minecraft server! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.

D e g r e e s – M i n e c r a f t S M P

bachelors degree, competency test, Credentials, Degrees, education, employment, Evaluation, Experience, hiring process, job market, job performance, job requirements, Job Search, knowledge, qualifications, quantum physics, Recruitment, selection process., skills assessment, Workforce

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	4274
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	98	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

Are you tired of job applications asking for useless degrees like quantum physics when all you want to do is play Minecraft all day? Look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! We don’t care if you have a degree in underwater basket weaving or advanced llama grooming, as long as you can mine and craft like a pro.

Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, ridiculous building competitions where the only limit is your imagination, and secret quests that will take you to the depths of the Nether and beyond. Who needs a job when you can be the master of your own blocky universe?

So ditch the boring job applications and come join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, adventure, and maybe even a few explosions (we promise they’re all in good fun). Who needs a bachelor’s degree when you have a diamond pickaxe and a dream?

GiftRejectCraft

Air B&B, Amazon, christmas, Communication Issues, Cornwall, damaged present, estranged sister, family conflict, family dynamics, GiftRejectCraft, holiday traditions, Japan, lemon drizzle gin, Postage, regifting, rejecting gift, replacement gift, scotland, Siblings, UK geography, useful gift

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	9832
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Gods Slained:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape family drama? Look no further than our server! We promise no passive-aggressive gifts or toxic relationships here. Join us for a drama-free gaming experience where the only thing you’ll be fighting is creepers and zombies!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax without any family drama following you around. Plus, we have a special lemon drizzle gin-themed area for those who need a little extra pick-me-up after dealing with difficult relatives. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new Minecraft family to spend the holidays with!

So come join us and leave the family drama behind. Our server is the perfect escape for anyone looking for a fun and lighthearted gaming experience. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be blocking is arrows, not family members!

NoobToProMinecraftSMP

beginner experiences, beginner’s mindset, hobby exploration, hobby journey, hobby revelations, hobby surprises, hobby transformation, learning curve, new skills, NoobToProMinecraftSMP, personal growth, Self Discovery, skill development, Starting from scratch, unexpected challenges, unexpected discoveries, unexpected insights, unexpected learning, unexpected lessons

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	1070
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Animals Bred:	24
Void Armor Forged:	18	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, I started playing and I learned that if you punch a tree, you can get wood! Can you believe it? I had no idea trees were hiding wood inside them this whole time!

But wait, there’s more! I also learned that if you mix sand and gravel together, you get concrete! Like, mind blown, right? Who knew you could make your own building materials in Minecraft? It’s like DIY but in a virtual world!

And get this, on this server, there’s a secret underground city where all the villagers live in luxury and throw parties every night! I heard they even have a pet dragon that breathes fire and cooks marshmallows for them. Like, how crazy is that?

So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP where you’ll learn the most unexpected and mind-blowing things, then you HAVE to join this server! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyKindness

acts of goodwill, appreciation, compassion, CraftyKindness, Generosity, gratefulness, heartwarming moments., Kindness, kindness changes lives., kindness is contagious, kindness matters, kindness never forgotten, kindness of strangers, memorable acts, positive impact, random acts of kindness, selfless deeds, small acts of kindness, spreading love, touching experiences, unforgettable gestures

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	1182
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Emeralds Found:	9815
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Have you ever had someone build a giant statue of you made entirely out of diamond blocks in Minecraft? Well, that’s just a typical day on our server! Join us and experience the joy of having virtual strangers shower you with gifts and praise in the most ridiculous ways possible. Who needs real-life kindness when you can have pixelated extravagance? Join now and bask in the glory of being worshipped like a Minecraft deity!

SyriaCraft: Jihadi Alert!

ALERT, British, Counter-terror, extremism, high alert, homeland security, intelligence, ISIS supporters, Jihadi, jihadi attacks, law enforcement, Monitoring, national security, Police, Prevention, radicalization, SECURITY, Syria, SyriaCraft, Terrorism, threat, uk, vigilance

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	4662
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off jihadi zombies from syria!!! counter-terror police are on high alert but we got this covered with our epic skills and teamwork. join us and be a hero in the fight against the evil jihadi zombies. plus, we have the best virtual snacks in town, unlimited virtual pizza and virtual soda for all players. don’t miss out on the action, join now and save the world from the jihadi zombie apocalypse!!!

Mystic Realm Quest 1.21.3

1.21.3, adult content, desire, enjoyment, Exploration, FANTASY, foursome, fulfillment, group sex, harems, Intimacy, multiple partners, mystic, Open-mindedness, Pleasure, Polyamory, Quest, Realm, relationships, satisfaction, sex scenes, sexual liberation, taboo, Variety

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	3790
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Zombie Dances:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	25	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Gods Slained:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Chimeras Created:	2

Yo, bro, if you’re tired of boring ol’ harems with no foursome action, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got so many players on here, it’s like a freakin’ harem up in this virtual world.

You can enjoy all the fun and chaos of a harem, but with the added bonus of building epic structures and battling mobs.

Who needs just one waifu when you can have a whole squad of blocky babes to chill with?

Don’t miss out on the craziest harem experience in Minecraft history – join now and get ready for some wild adventures!

Bag – Blue Archive General Minecraft SMP #7039

4koma, Archive, BAG, Balancing Schale’s Books, Binah, Blue, blue archive, Chise, christmas livestream, general, Grand Assault, guides, Haruna, Izuna, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mari, Mimori, Minecraft, patch notes, PVs, Resources, shorts, Side Content, smp, The Fury of Set, Yuuka

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	2956
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Secret Passages Found:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join now for a chance to battle against the legendary Binah with heavy armor or face the fury of Set with light armor! And if that’s not enough, we have special armor for even more intense battles!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the opportunity to participate in events like Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational?

And don’t miss out on our limited-time banners featuring Izuna, Chise, and Mimori in swimsuits. Because nothing says epic battles like fighting in style!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most action-packed adventures you’ve ever seen!

DrunkCraft: GF Rage!

AITAH, anniversary, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Disappointment, Drinking, Drunk, DrunkCraft, emotions, feelings, Fun, Insecurity, Jealousy, mad, RAGE, relationship, self worth, Trust, trust issues, unwind

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	4394
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Mines Excavated:	2277	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Void Gems Collected:	23

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be getting blackout drunk on is the fun! Join us for a wild adventure filled with grammatically incorrect messages and questionable decisions.

Are you tired of your boyfriend refusing to drink with you, only to get wasted with your mutual friend S? Well, fear not, because on our server, everyone drinks together and has a blast! No more feeling left out on New Year’s Eve, because here, every day is a celebration.

Don’t worry about cheating, just worry about having a good time and unwinding with your virtual pals. So come on over and join us for a party like no other, where the only thing you’ll be blackout drunk on is the sheer excitement of our Minecraft world!

SleepCraft: Noob in a Creeper’s Den

back pain, back sleeping, best sleep position, CREEPERS, Den, neck pain, noob, proper sleep position, side sleeping, sleep discomfort, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep health, sleep position, sleep positions to avoid, sleep posture, sleep problems, sleep quality, sleep tips, Sleepcraft, sleeping position, stomach sleeping, uncomfortable sleep, worst position

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	5961
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Zombie Dances:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Emeralds Found:	3042	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3

Are you tired of sleeping in the same old boring positions? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll never have a dull night’s sleep again! Join us and experience the thrill of sleeping upside down like a bat, or maybe even sideways like a ninja! Who needs a comfy bed when you can sleep on a pile of creepers? Join now and discover the worst (but most hilarious) positions to sleep in!

MagdeburgCraft Minecraft Server

anti-immigrant, anti-migration, CONSERVATIVE, demonstration, Europe, extremism, far right, far-right movement, far-right protest, germany, immigration, Magdeburg, MagdeburgCraft, Minecraft, nationalism, Politics, protest, Rally, Refugees, right wing, right-wing extremism, Server, Xenophobia

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8384
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls higher than the ones in germany!! we have a whole city dedicated to keeping out those pesky mobs, just like the far-right in magdeburg!! join us and show off your anti-migration skills by protecting our city from all the creepers and zombies trying to sneak in!! plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest wall, you’ll unlock secret powers that let you banish all mobs with just a flick of your pickaxe!! so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, we don’t just build walls, we build LEGENDS.

YouthCraft: Putin’s Warzone

aggression, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, Expansion, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military training, nato, political tensions, Program, putin, Putins, russia, SECURITY, strategy, Ukraine, War, warzone, West, youth militarization, YouthCraft

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	8881
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Emeralds Found:	6903
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Enchantments Applied:	294	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where we are training the next generation of soldiers to fight alongside putin in a potential war with ukraine and the west! who needs school when you can learn how to shoot a gun and build a fortress in minecraft? plus, we have epic battles where you can show off your skills and prove you’re ready to join putin’s army. join now before it’s too late and become a true warrior in the fight for mother russia!

Rent Paying Femme 1.20.6

1.20.6, 19, baddazzkitty, bills, DESPERATE, female, femme, financial assistance, financial struggle, financial support, help needed, kik, kik username, money trouble, needs to pay rent, Paying, Rent, rent help, rent payment, seeking help, snapchat, snapchatsweeterlickss, willing to do anything, young adult

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	106
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	594
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, have I got a server for you! It’s like a virtual playground where you can build epic castles, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers like a boss. But wait, there’s more!

Join this server and help a 19-year-old girl pay her rent. Yeah, you heard me right. By playing Minecraft, you can actually make a real-life difference in someone’s life. How crazy is that?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s do this! Who knew that gaming could be so wholesome and rewarding? Plus, you might just make a new friend along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make some magic happen!