The Oldies

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	731
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	36	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

New Minecraft Servers

NEW 1.19 MAP!

The Oldies was created as a haven for mature adult Minecraft players to create, survive, and socialize in a unique semi-vanilla community. We understand that it’s hard to find a spot for just us, so we made it easy!

Apply on our Discord to be whitelisted in our community! Discord – discord.gg/QQPs6y4vKC Server IP – theoldies.apexmc.co Server Direct IP – 135.148.52.83:25682

Please Note – This server is running a Paper version of Minecraft with minor QoL plugins, including, more mob heads, tpa, set home, and /spawn. We protect other players items and builds with Core Protect. There will be no need to worry about lost progress due to griefing or theft.

theoldies.apexmc.co:25682

LeftoverEatsMC

delicious leftovers, leftover cooking, leftover cravings, leftover delights, leftover dishes, leftover enjoyment, leftover favorites, leftover flavors, leftover food, leftover goodness, leftover indulgence, leftover joy, leftover magic, leftover meals, Leftover recipes, leftover satisfaction, leftover treats, leftover yumminess, LeftoverEatsMC, reheated meals, tasty leftovers

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	1562
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Buildings Constructed:	13
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

Do you know what tastes even better than leftover pizza? Joining our Minecraft server, where the creepers are so scared of us they explode before we even get close! Our virtual food tastes so good, even the Ender Dragon wants a bite. So come join us and experience the culinary delights of our pixelated world. Who needs real food when you can feast on the deliciousness of our server?

BioCraft Minecraft Server

Bacteria, BioCraft, biology, Discovered, groundbreaking discovery, health, human biology, human bodies, human health, internal ecosystem, medical breakthrough, microbial communities, microbiology, Microbiome, Minecraft, New forms of life, Organisms, PARASITES, research, scientific discovery, Server, Symbiotic Relationships, Viruses

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	4796
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Divine Spears Created:	28	Mines Excavated:	3613
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Love Letters Sent:	6

Yo, you gotta join dis server cause we got some crazy shiznit goin’ on! Like, we discovered new forms of life inside human bodies, bro! It’s like a whole ‘nother world in there, man!

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!

So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!

CraftyCreeperCrisis

blackouts, CraftyCreeperCrisis, Dire, economic crisis, economic impact, Electricity Shortage, energy consumption, energy crisis, energy demand, energy efficiency, energy policy, energy production, Fossil Fuels, government response, Industries, Infrastructure, iran, MIDDLE EAST, power outages, renewable energy, Shutdown

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	1463
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Magic Items Found:	8303	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	490
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Star Shards Collected:	231

come join our minecraft server, where the only energy crisis you’ll face is trying to keep up with all the crazy fun we have! industries are shutting down in iran but on our server, industries are booming with wacky creations and epic builds!

we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?

join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!

Enival

Active players, Applications, Chill, Coreprotect, Discord, Enival, Friendly, Griefers, Qol, Resets, Small, smp, vanilla tweaks, voice chat

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	5970
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	9025	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Minecraft SMP – Enival

About the Server
Age	3 months old
Type	Vanilla
Size	Small
Theme	Trust-based

Overview:

Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.

Seeking Active Players:

I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.

Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server.
Are there any teleportation plugins?	No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Apply in Discord using the provided link.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with.

Kronii’s Dream Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, amazement, Before and after, CHANGE, comparison, disbelief, dream, Evolution, growth, Imagine, Journey, Kronii, Kroniis, milestone, progress, reaction, Realm, Reflection, Showing, Surprise, time travel, transformation, two years ago, Vtuber

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	5099
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Dragons Tamed:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Farms Harvested:	577	Dragon Eggs Found:	1972

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! But not really, it’s more like a chaotic circus run by deranged clowns who are actually pretty cool once you get to know them.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.

And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CyberCraft – Minecraft SMP Adventure Time

Adventure, cybercraft, CYOA Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee Thread /cyoar/ /tg/ /cyoag/ F.A.Q. Allsync archive NSFW Interactives Authors Desuarchive Trash 4chan Rolling Random.org Dice Fate Postnumbers Build, Minecraft, smp, Time

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	814
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	New Chunks Explored:	23715
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like no other, filled with crazy CYOAs that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.

Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.

So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!

CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	4414
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Farms Harvested:	538	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3886
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Towns Built:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	9

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	9843
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Dragons Tamed:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	18	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	1291
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Secret Passages Found:	2
Buildings Constructed:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Villages Defended:	19	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	8686
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Villages Defended:	13	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	9

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Avatar, Based, Characters, cocksucker, Community, controversy, Digital, Gaming, Identity, LGBTQ, marketplace, mystic, offensive, ONLINE, PIXEL, Realm, sales event, steam sales, Stereotypes, Transgender, trapfucker, troon, virtual

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	4563
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Secret Passages Found:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Star Shards Collected:	143
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!

Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!

Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!

Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!

””she’s uhhhh really good at wrestling” Minecraft SMP”

#youtube, agility, Athletic, Competition, female empowerment, female wrestler, Good, Impressive.., inspiring, Minecraft, Performance, really good, shes, Skilled, smp, sports, strength, TALENTED, Technique, Uhhhh.., Video, viral video, wow, wrestling

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	2010
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	40	Secret Passages Found:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server!

First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

RoboRampage Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, Artificial Intelligence, assault force, Automation, battle, Defense, drone warfare, future warfare, Futuristic technology, innovation, mechanized warfare, Military, military robots, military tactics, Minecraft, RoboRampage, ROBOT, robotics, Server, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned vehicles, Victory

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	1505
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Ukraine’s first all-robot assault force just won its first battle? yea, you heard me right, ROBOTS taking over Minecraft and dominating the battlefield.

Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.

So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ProxyCraft: DumbfoundedIsrael

airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, DumbfoundedIsrael, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, intelligence, international relations, Investment, iran, Israeli strikes, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear program, proxies, ProxyCraft, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tensions

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	6942
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Farms Harvested:	167	Star Shards Collected:	117
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Votes:	5278
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Love Letters Sent:	14	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

hey u! ya u! r u bored of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, even iran is dumbfounded by it! they saw all their investment in proxies go down the tubes cuz they couldn’t resist joining our server!

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!

so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever