The Oldies

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	7282
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Chimeras Created:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

New Minecraft Servers

NEW 1.19 MAP!

The Oldies was created as a haven for mature adult Minecraft players to create, survive, and socialize in a unique semi-vanilla community. We understand that it’s hard to find a spot for just us, so we made it easy!

Apply on our Discord to be whitelisted in our community! Discord – discord.gg/QQPs6y4vKC Server IP – theoldies.apexmc.co Server Direct IP – 135.148.52.83:25682

Please Note – This server is running a Paper version of Minecraft with minor QoL plugins, including, more mob heads, tpa, set home, and /spawn. We protect other players items and builds with Core Protect. There will be no need to worry about lost progress due to griefing or theft.

theoldies.apexmc.co:25682

EnigmaCraft 1.20.1

1.20.1, adult content, artistic integrity, Censorship, Community Backlash, content regulation, controversy, creative control, cultural impact, Developer perspective, EnigmaCraft, ethical concerns, game developers, gaming industry, industry standards, industry trends, lewd mods, player expectations, player experience, player feedback, sexual content, video games

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	8970
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Crops Grown:	5290	Secret Passages Found:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10

Yo, bro, have you ever wondered why game developers hate lewd mods? Like, seriously, they’re missing out on all the fun! But guess what, on this Minecraft server, we embrace the lewdness to the max! Join us if you want to see Steve and Alex in some scandalous outfits, trust me, it’s a whole new level of blocky hotness. Plus, we have a secret underground club where all the mobs get down and dirty, it’s like a pixelated party that you don’t want to miss. So come on, join us and let’s show those game developers what they’re missing out on!

Trash Playboy SMP 2024 Part 2

2024.., Bracket, host, Male, nominations, part, playboy, previous, Qualifiers, QUARTERFINALS, Results, Round 1, round 2, Round 3, Round 4, smp, Timer, Tournament, Trash, Vanilla, Vote

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	6213
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Votes:	6843
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Farms Harvested:	658	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6305	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to be as outrageous as possible. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Feel like riding a pig off a cliff? Why not! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans that will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But that’s not all! We also have epic tournaments where players battle it out in ridiculous challenges like building the tallest tower out of dirt or racing to see who can find a chicken first. And the best part? The winner gets a crown made out of golden carrots! So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin!

DadCraftBabysitBash

birthday celebration, birthday compromise, birthday disappointment, birthday expectations, birthday plans, DadCraftBabysitBash, exhausted parent, family illness, family responsibilities, feeling miserable, lack of sleep, ordering take out, parenting struggles, sick dad, sick day, sick family, sick kids, sick mom, sick on birthday, taking care of kids

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	3769
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Votes:	5606
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of being sick on your husband’s birthday! Join us for a wild ride of virtual adventures and outrageous stories.

Imagine a world where you can build a virtual cake for your husband’s birthday, complete with a candle made out of pixels. Don’t worry about feeling sick, because on our server, you can still have a blast while lying in bed trying to sleep!

Join us for epic battles against virtual mobs while your husband huffs and puffs around the house, taking care of the virtual kids. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can escape to our crazy Minecraft world?

So come on, join our server and leave the real world behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual cure for your sickness while you’re at it!

CraftingLifeLessons

CraftingLifeLessons, Experience, growth mindset., hindsight, lesson learned, life advice, life changing, life journey, life lessons, Life skills, life transformation, life-changing experiences, personal development, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self development, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-realization, wisdom

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8284
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Have you ever learned a life-changing lesson too late, like not realizing that creepers explode when you get too close in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we offer a crash course in creeper evasion techniques! Join us and learn how to outsmart those sneaky green baddies before they blow up your precious creations. Trust us, it’s a lesson you won’t want to learn the hard way again! So come join us for some explosive fun and epic adventures.

Epic Adventure 1.21.1

1.21.1, Absurd, Adventure, BIZARRE, bonkers, crazy, eccentric, Epic, INSANE, Just insane, loony, Ludicrous, Mind Blowing, nuts, off the wall, offbeat, Outrageous, Ridiculous, UNBELIEVABLE, Wacky, whacky, Wild, zany

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	7862
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	64	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Void Armor Forged:	12	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Divine Spears Created:	29	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Yo, bros, listen up! This Minecraft server is like, totally off the charts crazy!

We got pigs flying, creepers breakdancing, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide!

Join us if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending, reality-questioning, block-building adventure of a lifetime!

You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget what day it is!

Don’t miss out on the most bonkers, bananas, and batshit insane Minecraft server ever created!

YEAH WE BLACK PEOPLE Minecraft SMP

activism, African American, Black, black people, civil rights, Community, culture, discrimination, Diversity, empowerment, equality, heritage, History, Identity, inclusion, Minecraft, Minority, people, Race, resilience, smp, social justice, solidarity, Struggle, yeah

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	7062
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Void Gems Collected:	31
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Farms Harvested:	893	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of black people decided to create the most epic Minecraft server ever. And let me tell you, it was LIT! We’re talking diamond armor for days, nether fortresses conquered in record time, and creeper explosions that would make even the most seasoned player say “dang, that’s impressive.” So why should you join? Because on this server, we don’t just play Minecraft, we slay Minecraft. So come on in, grab your pickaxe, and let’s show the world what we black people can do in this blocky world!

OligarchDoom2025 Minecraft SMP

2025, billionaires, Business, China, Corruption, Economy, Europe, Future, Global, influence, investigations, Minecraft, OligarchDoom2025, oligarchs, Politics, power, Risk, russia, sanctions, smp, united states, wealth, Wealthy

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	2381
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Crops Grown:	9575	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

Yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you, this server is like no other! We got crazy builds, insane redstone contraptions, and a community full of absolute legends.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most intense PvP battles you’ll ever experience. We’re talking diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and all-out war! You gotta be on your toes at all times, or you might just get wrecked by a sneaky player.

And get this, rumor has it that in 2025, the server will be taken over by a group of Oligarchs who are planning to rule with an iron fist. But don’t worry, we’ve got a secret weapon up our sleeves to take them down and restore peace to the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the most epic adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

PixelFateCraft

butterfly effect, consequential choices, Decision making, impactful choices, impactful decisions, life altering decisions, life changing, life-altering, life-changing choices, life-changing decision, life-changing moment, pivotal decision, pivotal moments, PixelFateCraft, significant choices, small choices big impact, small choices matter, small decision, transformative choices, transformative decisions, turning point

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	7136
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	5822	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Ores Mined:	8869	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Endless Night Skies:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Join our Minecraft server and make decisions that will change your virtual life forever! One player decided to build a tiny dirt hut as a joke, but it ended up becoming the most epic castle in all the land. Another player accidentally punched a chicken and it led to an all-out war between the players and the feathered foes. Who knows what crazy choices you’ll make on our server that will lead to unforgettable adventures and hilarious mishaps! So come join us and see where your decisions will take you in this wacky world of blocky madness!

Whispering Tides Retreat 1.21.4

1.21.4, All Silent Souls Can Sing, Android, Carnevale’s Prologue, codes, Convene Tracker, Download, Each Choice You Made, egs, emotes, Events, friends list, Ios, Map, Media Contents, News, patch notes, Resonator Showcase, Retreat, Rewards, Rinascita, story cinematics, Surrender or Die, TGA 2024, The Ultimate Truth, Tides, Timeline, Version 1.4, version 2.0, When the Night Knocks, whispering, windows, wuthering waves, Xiangli Yao, Yinlin

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	6762
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like entering a whole new dimension of craziness! Imagine Surrender or Die, The Ultimate Truth, and All Silent Souls Can Sing – that’s the vibe of this server! Plus, they got events like Pincer Maneuver Warriors II and Depths of Illusive Realm – it’s like a rollercoaster of insanity! And don’t even get me started on the emotes, bro, they’re gonna blow your mind! So what are you waiting for? Dive into this wacky world of Wuthering Waves and question your existence, man!

Rich Arab Sheikh Minecraft SMP Pumping One Billion

arab, billion, billionaire influence, college football, financial backing, financial influence, football clubs, Foreign Ownership, global sports, international sports, Minecraft, nil, pumping, Rich, rich Arab sheikh, Sheikh, smp, soft power, sports economics, sports finance, sports industry, sports investment, sports management, sports marketing, sports sponsorship, team acquisition, team ownership

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	7125
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Mines Excavated:	3138

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even rich Arab sheikhs are getting in on the action! Join us for a chance to build your own empire and flex your financial muscles like never before. Who needs college football programs when you can dominate the virtual world with your wealth?

Rumor has it that one player on our server once traded a diamond pickaxe for a real-life camel. Another player built a skyscraper made entirely of gold blocks, just because they could. The possibilities are endless when you join our wild and wacky community.

So why wait? Join us now and show the world that you don’t need a billion dollars to rule the server – just a sense of humor and a love for all things Minecraft. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the eye of a wealthy sheikh looking to expand their virtual empire.

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

Boundaries, bridezilla, celebration, children, Communication, compromise, Conflict, Drama, Etiquette, Event, family, guest list, Kids, Minecraft, Mother, parenting, relationships, Server, sibling, sister, Support, Wedding, WeddingCraft

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2640
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Enchantments Applied:	56	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise no family drama like this wedding fiasco! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and no guilt trips from your sister.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about your sister showing up uninvited with her kids. We offer a safe space for you to unleash your creativity without any family members causing chaos.

Don’t be the villain in your own story, join our server and be the hero of your own Minecraft adventure. We guarantee no one will compare you to a bridezilla or threaten to make a scene at your virtual wedding.

So, what are you waiting for? Leave the family drama behind and join our Minecraft server for a truly epic experience. Who needs passive-aggressive Facebook memes when you can build a virtual empire with us?

Gifts4Grief

broken man, comforting gifts, customized gifts, DIY gifts, gift basket ideas, gift cards, Gift ideas, Gifts4Grief, handmade gifts, healing gifts, inspirational gifts, meaningful gifts, personalized gifts, practical gifts, relaxation gifts, self help books, self-care gifts, sentimental gifts, thoughtful gifts, unique gifts, wellness gifts

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	3261
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Star Shards Collected:	225
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Falling into the Void:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and experience the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cave. Trust us, it’s a real blast!

But that’s not all – we also have a special event every week where players can participate in a giant chicken race. Yes, you heard that right. Ride your trusty chicken through obstacle courses and compete against other players for the title of Chicken Champion!

And if you’re feeling a bit down in the dumps, don’t worry – our server has a therapy llama that will listen to all your problems and offer sage advice. Who needs a therapist when you have a llama, right?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Don’t be a broken man – be a chicken-riding, lava-dodging, llama-loving hero on our server!

Frosty Echoes 1.21.1

1.21.1, black sludge, coughing fit, doctor visit, Echoes, flu symptoms, frosty, health concerns, Illness, Medical advice, medical consultation, respiratory infection, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbance, sore throat, throat cold, throat discomfort, throat infection, throat inflammation, throat irritation, throat pain, vomiting, water intake

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	9347
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you forget all about your throat cold! Explore our virtual world and build to your heart’s content, all while avoiding black sludge and fiery throats. Who needs sleep when you can play on our server for hours on end? Doctors are overrated, join us instead!

The Best Minecraft SMP Doctor

Adderall, career, competitive, creditors, Doctor, House, income, iq, Lifestyle, living expenses, loans, medical school, middle class lifestyle, Minecraft, Nurses, prescription drugs, residency, smp, student loans, travel, vacation, wages

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	5186
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Chimeras Created:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Void Armor Forged:	14	New Chunks Explored:	418707

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our server and experience the craziest journey of your life!

Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.

And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?

Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!

BlockBuddies Minecraft Server

Accountability, Arcade, BlockBuddies, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, coworker, Diversity, FIRED, high school, humor, inappropriate language, Manager, Minecraft, Professionalism, racism, repercussions.., sensitivity, Server, social dynamics, teenager, Termination, workplace behavior

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	6041
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	17
Astral Projections Made:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy story!

Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!

But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!