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Shon’s Adventure Realm 1.20

Adventure, asmr, board rules, Clips, fallenshadow, global rules, Hide, Links, managerotis, Otis, Platform, Realm, REFRESH, Report, Ribbon Cage, Schedule, schizo loli, shitposters, Shons, Thread, twitch, twitter, VOD

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	8594
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Ores Mined:	4745	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	168

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride with Shondo the boss! Fallenshadow is our hard-working schizo loli queen who loves her husbands and Twitch streams. Treat her well or face the consequences! Check out her ASMR and VOD Youtube channels, plus her Ribbon Cage videos for some real entertainment. Follow her on Twitter and keep up with her crazy schedule. Don’t forget to follow global and board rules, or you might get a surprise! Ignore, report, and hide the shitposters for an easier time. Previous thread got nothing on us, so jump in and join the madness!

CraftyNotBuyer Minecraft Server

accessories, aita, antique weaving loom, begging, Buyer, consent, CraftyNotBuyer, Disrespect, Interaction, interested parties, marketplace, Minecraft, odd, Off, Pick up, price, screwed around, Seller, Server, stolen item, working condition

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	9826
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	New Chunks Explored:	933014
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	198
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t screw you around like this shady seller? Look no further! Our server guarantees no last-minute surprises or shady dealings. We won’t sell you stolen items or make you wait for someone else to buy before you can join. Plus, we have all the accessories you need to weave your way to victory! Join now and leave the drama behind – we promise you won’t be ghosted or disrespected here! #NotTheAsshole #MinecraftDrama #WeaveYourWayToVictory

BagHuntPeakTimeGF

aita, BagHuntPeakTimeGF, bags, chaotic traffic, city traffic, DRIVE, gf, La, Last Day, long hours, manhattan, peak hours, Promotion, refusing, Request, tired, traffic congestion, Unhappy, unreasonable request, working shift

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	5101
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Void Gems Collected:	31	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	105	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	14

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of chaotic traffic and unreasonable requests? Look no further! Join our server and escape the madness of real life by building your own world where you make the rules.

We promise not to ask you to drive across town for merch bags at the last minute, especially when you’ve just woken up from a long shift. Our server is a safe haven where you can relax, unwind, and let your creativity run wild.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated skyscrapers. Join us and uncover the mysteries of the llama city!

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the chaos of real life behind. Who needs merch bags when you can have llamas and skyscrapers?

NeverDigStraightDown – Minecraft SMP

forgiveness, growth mindset., inner peace, learn from mistakes, life lessons, mindfulness, Minecraft, mistake, moving forward, never repeat, NeverDigStraightDown, past mistakes, personal growth, Positive Change, Reflection, second chances, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-care, smp

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	8196
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Chimeras Created:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	291
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, one time I accidentally tried to ride a pig off a cliff and let’s just say it did not end well. But on this server, they have flying pigs that you can ride safely, so you’ll never make that mistake again! Plus, there’s a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and a hot tub made of lava. And the best part is, every time you die, a magical unicorn appears to revive you with a rainbow potion. So come join us and never make the same mistake twice, unless you want to, because who cares, it’s all about having fun, right? LOL!

NoBeefNoEatMC

animal consumption, animal cruelty, animal rights, animal welfare, culinary boundaries, cultural taboos, dietary restrictions, environmental impact, ethical eating, exotic meats, food choices, food preferences, global cuisine, meat alternatives, Moral values, NoBeefNoEatMC, personal beliefs, plant based diet, traditional dishes, veganism, vegetarianism

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	7862
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65	Mines Excavated:	2904
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Enchantments Applied:	101
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Ores Mined:	6727
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you can eat is boring old pork chops and steak? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a rule that you can only eat…wait for it…SPIDER EYES! That’s right, no more boring old meat for you, only the finest delicacies straight from the depths of the mines.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Rainbow Sheep, a mystical creature that poops out diamonds instead of wool. Imagine the riches you could amass just by hanging out with these fabulous creatures!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dance floor. Trust us, you’ve never experienced a party quite like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just remember, don’t eat the pork chops, go for the spider eyes instead!

LouvreLand Minecraft Server

art museums, cultural attractions, cultural heritage, entrance fee, european union, foreign tourists, French President, historical sites, International visitors, LouvreLand, Macron, Minecraft, museum admission, Non EU visitors, Paris Louvre Museum, price increase, Server, sightseeing attractions, ticket prices, tourism, tourist destinations, travel expenses, visitor fees

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	4482
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Zombie Dances:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	9511	Mythical Swords Crafted:	73
Void Gems Collected:	25	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

so like, if you wanna avoid paying crazy entrance fees at the Louvre Museum in Paris, just join our epic Minecraft server instead! we got all the art you could ever want, but like, in block form. Macron himself said it’s way better than the real thing, plus you don’t have to deal with all those pesky tourists. come hang out with us and be a blocky art connoisseur!

HolocaustHavocMC

CONSERVATIVE, controversial, Disrupting, DiSRuPtiON, EJECTED, Europe, european parliament, extremism, far right, far-right politician, History, Holocaust, HolocaustHavocMC, meps, nationalism, Poland, Polish, Political, politician, Radical, Tribute

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	3122
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Animals Bred:	107
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	365	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9

so, like, this server is like, totally wild, man. we got this dude from poland who got kicked out for being too crazy, like disrupting some tribute or whatever. but don’t worry, we’re all about peace and love here, just some good ol’ minecraft fun. come join us and see what all the fuss is about. plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs, so like, what more could you ask for? join now and let’s get this party started!

Beaver Invasion: The Real Pandemic

beaver, beaver invasion, beaver takeover, beavers, Crisis, DISASTER MOVIE, ecological threat, environmental disaster, environmental impact, fictional crisis, global crisis, Invasion, Movie, movie industry, pandemic, pandemic film, Pandemic movies, real, real crisis, water contamination, Water Crisis, water supply, wildlife takeover

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	7332
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Gods Slained:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Ores Mined:	9483
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	3347

join our epic minecraft server where beavers have taken over the water supply and are causing chaos! build your own dam to protect yourself from the furry menaces and see who can create the biggest one! but watch out, the beavers are sneaky and will stop at nothing to flood your creations. team up with other players to take down the beaver king and restore peace to the land. with custom plugins and mini-games, this server will have you laughing and crying as you battle against the ultimate enemy: nature’s engineers. come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to survive the beaver apocalypse!

Maxwell’s Space Disco | Marko’s Realm

disco, Displacement Current, Electromagnetic Field, Electromagnetic Phenomena, Electromagnetic Wave Propagation, electromagnetism, Experimental Study, high frequency, Markos, Markoulakis, maxwell, Maxwells, Near-Field, Nonlocal, PHYSICS., Possibly Superluminal, Quantum Mechanics, Realm, research paper, scientific investigation, Space, speed of light, Spherical Capacitor, wave theory

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	1462
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Chimeras Created:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ores Mined:	9533	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Dragons Tamed:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

join this server if you want to experience the most mind-bending, reality-warping, dimension-shifting Minecraft adventure of your life! our server is so crazy, you’ll swear you’re experiencing nonlocal or possibly superluminal maxwell displacement current in real life!

imagine building a spherical capacitor in Minecraft and suddenly finding yourself in the near-field of it, feeling the electric energy pulsing through your veins. you’ll be teleporting through dimensions, battling aliens, and crafting weapons that defy the laws of physics.

our server is not for the faint of heart, but if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your Minecraft skills put to the ultimate test, then join us now! who knows, you might even discover the secrets of the universe hidden within the pixels of your screen.

The Longbirch Vanguard

Bedwars, Community, Creative, Custom, Custom Enchants, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Factions, Longbirch, Minigames, Parkour, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, vanguard, Vanilla

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	2469
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Divine Spears Created:	25	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

IP	MC.LVRPG.NET
Java Version	1.21.1

Overview

A unique Minecraft Survival/RPG experience. The Longbirch Vanguard is a Minecraft server that offers player agency, freedom, and an immersive RPG experience. With a variety of classes, races, quests, dungeons, pets, and more, players can enjoy a rich gameplay experience.

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FAQ

1. How can I join the Longbirch Vanguard server?

You can join the server by entering the IP “MC.LVRPG.NET” in your Minecraft client.

2. What are the available classes in the server?

There are 12 classes to choose from in the server, each offering unique playstyles and abilities.

3. Are there different races to play as?

Yes, there are 9 races to choose from, each with their own racial bonuses and characteristics.

4. What kind of quests are available in the game?

There are tons of quests available in the game, ranging from simple fetch quests to epic storylines.

5. How many dungeons are there in the server?

There are 6 dungeons to explore, each offering unique challenges and rewards.

6. Is there a deity system in the game?

Yes, there is a deity system in which players can follow and gain benefits from different deities.

7. How often are updates released on the server?

The server receives frequent updates to add new features, quests, and improvements to the gameplay experience.

8. Can I play with my friends on the Longbirch Vanguard server?

Yes, players can team up with friends to explore dungeons, complete quests, and enjoy the RPG experience together.

Eternal Blaze Land 1.21.4

1.21.4, attractive, Blaze, Character, cuntboys, desire, dream, ETERNAL, fan fiction, FANTASY, fictional, hot, imagination, Land, longing, Mythical, mythical creatures, real, Roleplay, scar, Sexy, wish, yearning

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	1381
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8

OMG, you won’t believe the hotness on this Minecraft server! We got Scar lookalikes everywhere, making you wish cuntboys were real! Join now for a chance to live out your wildest fantasies in blocky form! Don’t miss out on the pixelated heat, come join us today!

PuppyPurge Minecraft Server

aita, Apology, asking for money, bad behavior, bed mattress, Boundaries, cleaning supplies, Communication, Couch, dog owner, Friend, guest, Minecraft, pet behavior, pet owner, pet training, PuppyPurge, Replacement, RESPONSIBILITY, ruined, Server, smell

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	2131
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a strict no-pets-on-the-bed policy! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a wild story that will make you want to join us right away.

Picture this: a friend comes to visit for Christmas with her untrained dog. This dog is a menace, jumping on people, biting, and leaving hair everywhere. But that’s not even the worst part – the dog decides to turn the guest room into its personal bathroom, ruining the carpet, couch, and bed mattress with its pee. The smell is so bad, it’s like a stink bomb went off in there!

Now, our host tries to be nice and asks for help with replacing the ruined items, but the friend ghosts her instead. Can you believe it? So, our host decides to take matters into her own hands and asks for compensation for the damages. And what does the friend do? Calls her tacky and refuses to take responsibility for her dog’s actions.

So, if you want to join a server where pets are well-behaved and guests actually take responsibility for their furry friends, then come on over! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough among our crazy stories.

PowerWasherPals4Eva

acquaintance, Borrowed, Confrontation, Daughters, EMBARRASSMENT, Friend, garage, Lawyer, neighbor, overdue, power washer, PowerWasherPals4Eva, Repayment, replacement cost, response, RETURN, small claims court, text, trustworthy, Unpaid, Venmo request

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	9085
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	16

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as reliable as your neighbor-friend who borrowed your power washer and never returned it? Look no further! Our server is just like that power washer – once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

Join us for epic adventures and quests, just like the quest to get your power washer back from that lawyer neighbor-friend. Will you be able to retrieve it, or will you have to Venmo request him for the replacement cost? The choice is yours!

But don’t worry, we promise not to ghost you like that neighbor-friend does every time you ask for your power washer back. Join our server today and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before!

SmartypantsMC SMP

astuteness, brainpower, Brainy, Bright, cleverness, discerning, erudite, GENIUS, Insightful, intellectual, intellectual prowess, intelligence, knowledgeable, perceptive, Quick Thinking, savvy, sharp mind, shrewd, SmartyPantsMC, smp, subtle signs, Wise

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	1864
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Astral Projections Made:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Holy Grails Found:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s so lit! We got llamas riding pigs, flying squids, and a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks! And get this, the owner is a super genius who can solve a Rubik’s cube blindfolded while juggling flaming torches! Like, who even does that?! Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll gain superpowers and be able to shoot rainbows out of your butt! Don’t miss out on the craziest, most mind-blowing SMP ever! Join now and become part of the madness!

DisgustCraft

Behavior, culture, DisgustCraft, Disgusting, Etiquette, gross, habits, hygiene, Manners, normal, odd, opinion, peculiar, personal preference, Repulsive, revolting, social norms, societal expectations, strange, taboo, UNUSUAL

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	9879
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Emeralds Found:	7271	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
New Chunks Explored:	910812	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Secret Passages Found:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky world where we embrace all things weird and wacky.

On our server, we have a special event every week where players have to build the most outrageous and ridiculous structures they can think of. From giant toilets to upside-down houses, the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of players who have dedicated their Minecraft lives to creating the most disgusting and revolting builds imaginable. Think you have what it takes to join their ranks?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the game, then come join us! Who knows, you might even discover a new love for the truly bizarre.

Players:	101/800	Votes:	8128
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension Hops:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Towns Built:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Falling into the Void:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	12