The Not-So-Gates of Valhalla – Definitely Not Just Another Survival Multiplayer Server

Adventure, Beta, challenge, Community, Craft, Discord, Events, gameplay, grand opening, Immersive, Ip:, Legacy, MCMMO, Minecraft, multiplayer, netherite, NotSoGates, Server, smp, Staff, Survival, Valhalla, Website

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	7021
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27

New Minecraft Servers

The Gates Of Valhalla Minecraft Server

Overview:

Step into a world where your actions shape the world. At The Gates Of Valhalla, we offer a unique experience with our one-of-a-kind house-made progression system and thrilling challenges. Imagine the thrill of attempting to obtain Netherite on day one—almost impossible, but are you up for the challenge?

Our server is crafted for those seeking an epic journey, where every decision can make you a hero or a villain. Be among the first 50 players to join and enjoy a 50% MCMMO boost, setting you up for a legendary start. Our dedicated and experienced staff have created a seamless and immersive experience, ensuring the best gameplay for you.

Join our vibrant community on Discord to meet fellow adventurers, get server updates, and participate in exclusive events. Our long beta period has garnered rave reviews from experienced players, and now it’s your turn to see why.

Don’t miss out on starting from the ground floor. Join us on August 9th and become part of The Gates Of Valhalla’s growing legacy.

Server Information:

IP	gates.ValhallaCraft.org
Discord	http://www.valhallacraft.org

FAQ:

Question	Answer
When is the Grand Opening?	August 9th
What is the benefit of joining as one of the first 50 players?	Enjoy a 50% MCMMO boost
How can I participate in exclusive events?	Join our Discord community
What sets The Gates Of Valhalla server apart from others?	Unique house-made progression system and thrilling challenges

Ready for the challenge? See you in Valhalla!

Eastern Silk 1.20.1

#Textiles, 1.20.1, art, Asian crafts, Asian thread, craft supplies, Crafting, Cultural, design, diy, eastern, embroidery, embroidery thread, Fabric, fashion, Handmade, needlecraft, needlework, Sewing, silk, stitching, textile art, Traditional

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	5068
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a freakin’ trip to Asia without leaving your mom’s basement!

We got pandas, bamboo forests, and even ninja villages for you to explore.

And get this, you can ride on a dragon and battle other players in epic kung fu showdowns.

Plus, there’s a secret hot spring where you can chill with geishas and samurais after a long day of mining and crafting.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get our Asian adventure on!

SecretSibsMC Server

appease, boardmate, Boyfriend, brother, Chores, Department, Drama, fresh produce, friend group, groceries, husband and wife, Infidelity, love, mutual friend group, negotiator, Party, secret relationship, SecretSibsMC, Server, situationship, vegetable vendors, yard shift

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	8643
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server where you can witness the epic love triangle between Alice, her boyfriend, and her boardmate’s brother!

Watch as Alice’s boardmate’s brother goes above and beyond to win her heart, from doing all the chores to driving her around like a chauffeur. And don’t worry, fresh produce from Alice’s family’s vegetable business is included in the deal!

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for secret relationships, betrayals, and negotiations that would make even the most seasoned diplomat jealous. Will Alice choose her boyfriend or her boardmate’s brother? Only time will tell on this wild and wacky Minecraft server! Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decisions.

DoggyStyleCraft

bells on collar, black lab, dark black coat, dog coat, DoggyStyleCraft, lawsuit, nearly blind, neighbor conflict, neighbor dispute, reflective coat, reflective spray paint, reflective tape, Rural area, Safety, shared road, stubborn neighbor, support dog, Vandalism, VISIBILITY, winter coat, winter months

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	5053
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	276
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Hey there Minecrafters! So, picture this: you’re living in a rural area, minding your own business, when suddenly your blind neighbor’s support dog keeps blending into the dark winter mornings like a ninja in a black coat. You’re just trying to drive to your virtual mine, but you keep almost running over this stealthy pup!

But fear not, for our server has the solution! Join us and experience the thrill of dodging invisible dogs on the road, only to have a hero emerge and save the day with reflective spray paint! Who needs bells when you can have a glowing dog beacon guiding your way?

And if that’s not enough excitement for you, just wait until you hear about the neighbor’s step-nephew and his plumbing adventures. It’s a soap opera waiting to happen, folks! So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the danger, and the doggy dilemmas that only Minecraft can provide. Who needs lawsuits when you have virtual adventures like these? Join now and let the chaos begin!

LateLifeLessonsMC SMP

hindsight, late bloomer, LateLifeLessonsMC, life advice, Life Changes, life education, life experiences, life insights, life journey, life learning, life lessons, life mistakes, life realizations, life reflections, life regrets, life revelations, life transformations, Maturity, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, smp, wisdom

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	2118
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	167	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Chimeras Created:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

OMG guys, so like, I was playing on this totally epic Minecraft SMP and I learned this lesson way too late in life, like seriously. So, like, I was building this huge castle out of diamond blocks, right? And I didn’t realize until way later that you could actually fly in creative mode. Like, why didn’t anyone tell me this sooner?! I could have saved so much time and effort, ugh.

But anyways, you should totally join our Minecraft SMP because we have the craziest adventures and the most hilarious mishaps. Like, one time, we accidentally spawned a million creepers in someone’s house and it was chaos, but also kinda funny. And another time, we all dressed up as chickens and had a chicken parade around the server. It was so random and weird, but that’s just how we roll.

So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP where anything goes and nothing makes sense, then you should totally come play with us. We’re always looking for more players to add to our wacky world of blocky madness. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing sunglasses. Don’t ask why, just come join the fun!

WarlockWorks

alchemist, Conjurer, Druid, Enchanter, fortune teller, Mage, magician, Medium, mystic, Necromancer, occultist, psychic, Seer, Shaman, Sorcerer, spellcaster, spiritualist, warlock, WarlockWorks, witch doctor, wizard

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	5850
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers filled with basic bros and no excitement? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate hangout spot for all the warlocks, wizards, and witchy men out there!

Join our server and unleash your inner magical powers as you battle it out against other players in epic wizard duels. Fly on broomsticks, brew potions, and summon mystical creatures to aid you in your quest for dominance.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Male Witch Coven, a group of powerful sorcerers who control the very fabric of reality itself. Rumor has it that they can turn diamonds into cheese and make creepers breakdance on command.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s truly spellbinding, look no further than ours. Join now and become the magical man you were always meant to be!

UnderseaCraft: EuroBoom!

cables, Communication, critical infrastructure, cybersecurity, data, Defense, Digital, EuroBoom, Europe, european union, Geopolitics, internet, Network, policy, Protection, Risk, SECURITY, Technology, time bomb, undersea infrastructure, UnderseaCraft, Vulnerability

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	7802
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	7080
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Villages Defended:	8

u ever wanted to dive deep into the ocean in minecraft? well dis server lets u do dat and more! we got undersea infrastructure like u never seen before, it’s a security time bomb of fun! join us if u wanna explore the depths of the ocean and maybe even find some hidden treasure. who knows what u might discover in our crazy underwater world! come join us and see for yourself, it’s gonna blow ur mind, fam!

NapCraft: Problem-Solving ZZZ

#ProblemSolving, Ability, afternoon nap, brain function, cognitive function, creative problem solving, findings, improve, mental clarity, nap benefits, nap time, Napcraft, new study, problem-solving skills, productivity, research, REST, Sleep, sleep study, SOLVE, study, target problems, zzz.

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	6530
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Animals Bred:	67	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32

LOL JOIN DIS SERVER AND U CAN NAP ALL DAY TO BECOME A MINECRAFT GENIUS!!! U CAN SOLVE PROBLEMS LIKE A WIZARD AFTER A GOOD NAP, U CAN BUILD EPIC CASTLES AND REDSTONE CONTRAPTIONS IN UR SLEEP!!! ALSO, RUMOR HAS IT, IF U NAP ENOUGH TIMES, U CAN FLY IN MINECRAFT WITHOUT A ELYTRA!!! JOIN NOW AND NAP UR WAY TO VICTORY, WOOHOO!!!

CootMC

alliances, Bosses, Brewery, Challenges, Character, CootMC, Dungeon, Economy, Kingdom, Leaderboards, Medieval, mobs, music discs, Perks, Quests, Rewards, Roleplay, Skills, smp, TOWN, Trading, Wars

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	3488
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Glorious Feasts Held:	11

CootMC Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Custom Dungeon	Team up with friends to fight mobs and bosses for rewards
Roleplay System	Create unique characters and work for your town
Player-run Economy	Trade in gold and items with other players
Skill Levelling System	Track and improve your skills for unique perks
Quests System	Complete challenges for special rewards
Other Features	Custom music discs and brewery

FAQs

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server on Java version 1.21 and also join our Discord for more information.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, we have rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. Please refer to our Discord or server information for more details.

Q: Can I create my own kingdom on the server?

A: Yes, you can create your own medieval kingdom, start wars, make enemies, and forge alliances on our custom fantasy map.

Q: Are there regular events on the server?

A: Yes, we host regular events such as dungeon runs, PvP tournaments, and special quests for all players to participate in.

TinyCraft – Spanish Indie 1.21.1

1.21.1, Bait, Chuubas, clean thread, Community, Corpos, discussion, ESmol, ESpanish, Favorite, Garbage, ignoring, Independent creators, indie, offtopic, Reporting, Small, Spanish, spanish language, Spanish-speaking, tinycraft, virtual youtubers, Vtubers

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	506
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	486	Villages Defended:	14
Players Killed by Monsters:	5202	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	30
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	New Chunks Explored:	555507

Yo, bros and broettes, come join this epic Minecraft server where we talk about our fave Spanish-speaking smol indie vtubers! Like, forget about those big chuubas and corpos, they ain’t welcome here. We keep it real with the underground virtual YouTubers, ya feel me? So, if you wanna be part of the coolest community on the block, hit up this server and let’s chat about our vtuber obsessions together. Don’t let the haters bring us down, let’s keep this thread clean and ignore all the bait and offtopic garbage. Let’s show ’em how we do it in the virtual world!

GraveGamer Minecraft SMP

Afterlife, burial, cemetery, commemoration, death, epitaph, ETERNAL, Farewell, final wishes, GraveGamer, gravestone, Inscription, last words, Legacy, memorial, memorialization, Minecraft, mortality, Remembrance, resting place, smp, Tombstone, Tribute

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	2327
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	238	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
New Chunks Explored:	40398	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

Lol, ok so like, imagine this Minecraft server where we all just like, build stuff and blow stuff up and have epic battles with mobs and stuff. It’s like, the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in Minecraft, bro. And get this, if you die, you get to have a custom gravestone with a hilarious message on it. Like, mine would say “Here lies Bob, died trying to ride a pig off a cliff.” Haha, classic Bob, amirite? So yeah, if you wanna join this crazy fun server where anything goes and the only rule is to have a good time, then come on down and join us! We can’t wait to see what kind of shenanigans you’ll get up to.

PixelPrideCraft

Accomplishments.., Achievements, best work, Development, memorable experiences., Milestones, noteworthy milestones, personal achievements, personal growth, PixelPrideCraft, platform achievements, platform success, progress, proud accomplishments, proud achievements, proud moments, self improvement, self reflection, significant progress, standout moments, success stories

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	8510
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	300	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	297

Oh, let me tell you about the time I built a giant statue of a potato riding a llama on this server! It was a masterpiece, truly a work of art. And the best part? The llama was actually shooting lasers from its eyes. It was epic.

But that’s not all this server has to offer. We have a secret underground city filled with talking chickens who give out quests for diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond sword that can turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies.

So come join us on this wacky, wild, and downright weird Minecraft server. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even question your sanity. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

DoggoCraft Minecraft Server

accident, Airline Mishap, American Airlines, animal companion, Army Helicopter, aviation incident, canine companion, Delayed Departure, dog, DoggoCraft, Figure Skater, Flight Cancellation, flight disruption, Military Collision, Minecraft, missed flight, pet owner, Server, Transportation Troubles, Travel Delay, travel woes, unexpected circumstances, unforeseen events

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	5225
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	157
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

so, like, imagine this: a figure skater, right, he like, misses his flight because his dog, like, ate his boarding pass or something, and then, BAM, that flight he missed, it like, collides with an army helicopter. crazy, right? well, that figure skater, he like, tells his story on our minecraft server, and you can, like, hear all about it while building epic castles and battling dragons. join now for the most insane stories and the best minecraft gameplay ever!

CraftyCreeperGriefers

anti-semitism, CraftyCreeperGriefers, Destruction, germany, hate crime, historical vandalism, History, Holocaust, Holocaust education, Holocaust remembrance, Jewish history, memorial, Memorial Defacement, memorial site, Monument, Nazi regime, Remembrance, Tragedy, vandalized, war memorial, world war II

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	1026
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2

Yo, so like, dis server is da bomb diggity, ya know? We got unicorns flyin’ around and rainin’ skittles, it’s cray cray! Plus, we got dis epic story where da Holocaust Memorial in Germany got vandalized… by a gang of evil chickens! Yeah, you heard me right, CHICKENS! So if you wanna join in on da wackiness and chaos, come on down to our server and let’s have a blast together! Peace out, homies!

TeaTime SMP

Builders, Characters, custom character creation, custom races, Datapacks, Discord, Events, Farmers, LGBTQ, Minecraft enjoyers, perfect server, Plugins, REDSTONERS, relaxed rules, shopping districts, smp, story line, Teatime, Vanilla, voice chat, Whitelist

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	696
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1

Version	1.21.4
Discord	https://discord.gg/qMjyJaQRhm

Tea Time SMP is a Minecraft server filled with game enhancing plugins and events for players to enjoy. The server is opening for the first time on 1/04/25, welcoming all kinds of players to join in the fun.

Server Specialty:

Fun and Engaging Datapacks
Fun and Engaging Plugins
9 Custom races to choose from
Shopping Districts
Unique and Engaging Events
An Intriguing storyline any player can join
Custom Character Creation

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How can I join the Tea Time SMP server?

To join the server, you can apply now on our Discord server at the provided link.

2. What types of players are you looking for?

We welcome all kinds of players, including redstoners, builders, farmers, and more.

3. Are donations required to play on the server?

Donations are not required, but those who choose to support the server can receive roleplay bonuses in-game.

4. Is the server LGBTQ+ friendly?

Yes, we are LGBTQ+ friendly and welcome players aged 17 and above.

5. What makes Tea Time SMP unique?

We offer a variety of custom races to choose from, a shopping district, engaging events, an intriguing storyline, and custom character creation.

6. Are there voice chat requirements on the server?

We have proximity voice chat available, but players are not required to talk if they prefer not to.

7. Where can I find the server rules?

You can find the server rules on our Discord server for reference.

Eternal Quests 1.20.2

1.20.2, addiction, Boredom, coping, coping strategies, crawling out of my skin, Degenerate, degenerate topics, Discord, dull, esex addiction, ETERNAL, feeling, Help, meaningless, Mind, normal, normalfag, Quests, random people, sad, Suffering

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	9421
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	183
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9

Are you tired of being a normie loser with no friends? Do you crave the sweet release of degeneracy and chaos? Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of boredom! We have a community of weirdos, misfits, and degenerates just like you, ready to talk about the most messed up stuff imaginable. Say goodbye to normalfag life and hello to a world of endless fun and insanity. Embrace the darkness and join us in our quest for eternal weirdness. Don’t be a boring loser, come join the madness today!