Are you tired of being a normie in Minecraft, constantly getting rejected by villagers and creepers alike? Well, fear not, because on our server, even the most average normie can experience 30 whole seconds of inceldom! That’s right, you’ll have mobs running away from you in terror, villagers begging for your attention, and creepers lining up to explode just for you. Join now and experience the ultimate power trip in Minecraft like never before! Who needs diamonds when you have the adoration of every pixelated creature in the game? Join us and unleash your inner incel today!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed: 1 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
Emeralds Found: 8762 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7
Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4 Cursed Amulets Found: 0
Animals Bred: 161 New Chunks Explored: 799388

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Bitcoin SMP: I Sold 70% of My Minecraft SMP

    Bitcoin SMP: I Sold 70% of My Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the currency is bitcoin! That’s right, forget diamonds and emeralds, we deal in cryptocurrency here!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the owner of the server sold 70% of their bitcoin in August and now they’re throwing a massive party with all the proceeds. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans will go down at this party? You’ll have to join to find out!

    So come on down to our insane Minecraft SMP where anything can happen and nothing is off limits. Who knows, you might just strike it rich with your virtual bitcoin mining skills!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 23 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3 Meteorites Collected: 0

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Kamala’s Cool Minecraft Server

    Kamala’s Cool Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with German normalfags who think Kamala is the best candidate? Look no further, because on our server, we believe in the power of chaos and insanity! Join us and witness leftoids who are so delusional, they make the Mad Hatter look sane. Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous and unpredictable Minecraft server out there. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player here, so you never know what kind of mischief he’ll get up to next. Join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Crops Grown: 1889
    Orbs of Power Found: 6 Cozy Campfires Lit: 22
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Phantom Blocks Placed: 3
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 12 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 12 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Unfamiliar Jokesters Minecraft SMP

    Unfamiliar Jokesters Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old structures and mining for diamonds? Well, have we got the server for you!

    Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where players from all different backgrounds and cultures come together to create chaos and hilarity! Imagine a Creeper teaming up with a Villager to take down a group of pesky Skeletons, or a Enderman and a Pig working together to build the most epic roller coaster in Minecraft history.

    But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy events like llama races, chicken jousting tournaments, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. And who knows, you might just find your new best friend in a player from a completely different dimension.

    So come join us on this wild and zany Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding Creepers). Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the laughs and friendship that await you on our one-of-a-kind server!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9
    Void Armor Forged: 29 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of playing with boring old humans who look like, well, humans? Join our server where the players look like something straight out of a sci-fi movie! We’ve got aliens, robots, and even talking animals roaming around.

    But that’s not all! Our server is constantly hosting insane events and challenges. Ever wanted to participate in a Sim Room Overclock or battle it out in a Union Raid? Well, now’s your chance! And don’t even get us started on our special recruits like Phantom and Rumani. These guys are not your average Minecraft characters, that’s for sure.

    And if you’re into fashion, we’ve got you covered with our exclusive costume passes. Dress your character up as Miranda: Thief of Justice or Tove: Baseball Fan. Who knew Minecraft could be so stylish?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. And who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover some secret codes and unlock even more outrageous features!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 33 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 267 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Enchanted Armories Found: 10 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 9 Alternate Realities Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Recent Surge of Devilman Yuyu Inspired Shounen Minecraft SMP

    Recent Surge of Devilman Yuyu Inspired Shounen Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for some devilishly good fun with a touch of Yuyu Hakusho-inspired shenanigans? Look no further, because our SMP is the place to be!

    Join us for epic battles against demonic creatures, intense PvP showdowns, and hilarious moments that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Our community is filled with quirky characters and insane storylines that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

    So why wait? Join our SMP today and experience the thrill of devilman/yuyu inspired shounen like never before! Who knows, you might even become the next legendary hero of our server. See you there, adventurer!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 10 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Falling into the Void: 2
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Blocky Ick Stories Minecraft Server

    Blocky Ick Stories Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of owning hundreds of Steam games that you’ve never even played? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee that you’ll actually play the game you’re logging into! Join us and experience the thrill of actually using those games you spent your hard-earned money on. Who needs a backlog when you can build a castle instead? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly Creeper who only explodes in glitter. Join now for a chance to witness this sparkly phenomenon!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Evil Twin Fights: 3
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 150 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 10
    Vanishing Items Found: 4 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Astral Orbs Gathered: 19

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • 23 m Rate Me Minecraft SMP

    23 m Rate Me Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to spice things up! We have daily events such as “TNT Olympics” where you compete in explosive challenges to win fabulous prizes. And don’t even get me started on our custom mobs – ever fought a zombie riding a chicken? Yeah, we didn’t think so. Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of mining. Just remember, on our server, the crazier you are, the better!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Horror Stories Survived: 1
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Cursed Lands Purified: 6
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Endless Night Skies: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Pixelated Plagiarism Minecraft Server

    Pixelated Plagiarism Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil unicorns, and mine for diamonds in a rainbow-colored cave. Our server is so crazy that even the creepers wear party hats and dance to disco music!

    But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of talking chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them or stop their nefarious plans? The choice is yours!

    So come on down to our server and experience the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get turned into a block of cheese by our mischievous cheese wizards)!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Horror Stories Survived: 5 Chaos Gates Opened: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Look at these Minecraft SMP Legends

    Look at these Minecraft SMP Legends
    Are you tired of eating sad, floppy pizza from America or pretentious, overpriced pizza from Italy? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft SMP, our pizza is so good that it will make you question your entire existence. Our secret ingredient? Creeper tears. Trust us, it adds that explosive flavor that you never knew you needed in your life. Join us for a slice of insanity and a side of explosive fun!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
    Animals Bred: 11 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Potions Brewed: 172 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1
    Battle Standards Raised: 14 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • 🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡DUELS | MEGA-PVP | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡DUELS | MEGA-PVP | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    ❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

    – Beautiful buildings

    – Character leveling

    – Friends system

    – Lots of cosmetics!

    Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

    We have cool modes:

    – Anarchy (1.20.4)

    – Bosses

    – AirDrops

    – Gold block

    – Star of the Edge

    – Buyer

    – Economy

    – Clans

    – Quests

    – Auction

    – Cosmetics

    – A world without wipes for donators

    – SkyPVP

    – Lucky blocks

    – Cosmetics

    – Duels

    – Auction

    – Clans

    – Competitions and tops

    ❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

    ✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

    – Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

    – IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 4
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Pixel Pervs Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pervs Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where you can enjoy tasteful views while building your dream world!

    Join us for the craziest adventures and outrageous stories that will make you laugh until your diamond armor falls off.

    Our server is equipped with the most advanced technology, like Controlnet and LoRa Training, to help you conquer the pixelated universe like a pro.

    And don’t forget about our exclusive AMD GPU section, where you can unleash the power of your graphics card and witness mind-blowing graphics that will make your friends jealous.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the most legendary Minecraft community on the block. Just be prepared for some degenpasta along the way!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 13
    Falling into the Void: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Magical Moments Shared: 25 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Players Killed by Monsters: 6217 Cursed Statues Activated: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • > management forgot to submit Ina’s Minecraft SMP Application

    > management forgot to submit Ina’s Minecraft SMP Application
    🤣🎮 Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than Ina’s visa situation? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even our management can’t keep it together! Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of last-minute flight bookings, canceled reservations, and reshoots galore! And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even get a NO REFUND policy on your next adventure! Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now! 🤪🔥 #MinecraftMadness #SMPShenanigans

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 13
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 9500
    Legendary Scepters Created: 5 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Sonic Adventure 2 Minecraft Server

    Sonic Adventure 2 Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious server you’ll ever come across!

    Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally!). Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has been known to breakdance on special occasions.

    But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of Herobrine doing the Macarena.

    So why wait? Join our server now and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be warned, things can get a little…explosive. 😉

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 7
    Dark Rituals Completed: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 10
    Magical Moments Shared: 13 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2
    Divine Scrolls Written: 11 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • War Within Minecraft SMP: World of Warcraft Lore

    War Within Minecraft SMP: World of Warcraft Lore
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have recreated the epic World of Warcraft War Within lore in blocky form! Join us as we embark on ridiculous quests, battle mythical creatures like creepers and zombies, and build our own epic castles to defend against the evil Ender Dragon.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers that will allow you to fly on a pig, shoot fireballs from your hands, and even turn into a blocky version of Sylvanas Windrunner herself.

    Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this insane adventure. Join our Minecraft SMP now and let the World of Warcraft War Within madness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 16 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 6 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • What is the IP for Top5Gaming Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for Top5Gaming Minecraft Server?

    Top5Gaming is a popular YouTube channel dedicated to creating top five lists on video games. With a focus on modern gaming trends and popular titles, Top5Gaming has amassed a large following of gamers looking for recommendations and rankings. The channel is known for its engaging content and informative videos, making it a go-to source for gaming enthusiasts looking for new games to play.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Ores Mined: 5639
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 2 Villages Defended: 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 16 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 27

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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