Are you tired of being a normie in Minecraft, constantly getting rejected by villagers and creepers alike? Well, fear not, because on our server, even the most average normie can experience 30 whole seconds of inceldom! That’s right, you’ll have mobs running away from you in terror, villagers begging for your attention, and creepers lining up to explode just for you. Join now and experience the ultimate power trip in Minecraft like never before! Who needs diamonds when you have the adoration of every pixelated creature in the game? Join us and unleash your inner incel today!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 103/500 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Gryphons Tamed: 2 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
Rainbows Spotted: 6 Void Armor Forged: 27
Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Ether Blades Crafted: 16

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • 🔥 BESTIX 🔥 Survival, Variety PVP 🔥 Minecraft server

    🔥 BESTIX 🔥 Survival, Variety PVP 🔥 Minecraft server

    Welcome to the Minecraft server “Bestix” – the ideal place for true survivalists and builders! Here you will find unique custom crafts where you can create the most powerful items and tools. We also have a buyer ready to buy your valuable materials for generous sums, as well as a store with a wide range of goods and blocks to enhance your gaming experience. Improve your items with new enchantments on the server!

    Join clans, team up with like-minded people and fight for territories and resources. Create your own unique buildings and take part in exciting events and quests on the “Bestix” server! Don’t miss the chance to become part of our friendly community and conquer new heights in the world of Minecraft!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 10
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Dragons Tamed: 3
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Haunted Chests Opened: 0 Dimension Hops: 9

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Lesbian BFF Minecraft Server

    Lesbian BFF Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of wandering the virtual world of Minecraft alone, desperately searching for your lesbian BFF who will save you by forcing you to talk about your feelings? Look no further! Join our server and embark on a hilarious journey filled with outrageous adventures and unexpected friendships.

    Day 651 of manifesting your dream BFF is finally here, and she’s waiting for you on our server! Together, you’ll conquer epic quests, build magnificent structures, and maybe even have a heart-to-heart about your deepest emotions. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic?

    Don’t waste another minute trying to find your soulmate in the vast expanse of the Minecraft universe. Join our server today and let the magic of friendship (and maybe a little bit of romantic tension) unfold before your very eyes. It’s time to bring back the day counter and start counting down to the best virtual friendship of your life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Demon Skulls Collected: 23
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 176 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Meteorite Armor Created: 23 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 9
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Lunar Scepters Activated: 11

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • “The Trusty Anon” Minecraft SMP

    “The Trusty Anon” Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further, because our server is filled with more drama than a soap opera! Join us if you want to experience thrilling adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans.

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of rogue players start a prank war that escalates into a full-blown TNT explosion extravaganza. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground base filled with treasure, only to realize it’s guarded by a pack of mischievous llamas wearing diamond armor.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a legendary faction known as the Potato Knights, who ride into battle on giant baked potatoes and wield swords made of french fries. Join them if you dare, but be prepared for their potato pun-filled battle cries.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer absurdity that awaits you. Trust me, anon, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 10 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

    Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server
    Do you want to join a Minecraft server where you can talk to animals just like Road and Gerd? Forget needing an inbetween like the strawhats, we’ve got the real deal here! Imagine riding into battle on the back of a talking pig or having a conversation with a wise old chicken. The possibilities are endless on our server. Plus, rumor has it that if you befriend enough animals, they’ll even help you mine for diamonds! So come on down and join us for some animal-talking shenanigans. Who needs a giant ability when you’ve got a talking sheep by your side?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 17 Dragon Scales Harvested: 384
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Void Armor Forged: 28
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 2
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Unseen Monsters Slain: 8

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • The Christpill Minecraft SMP

    The Christpill Minecraft SMP
    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with no excitement or drama? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme!

    Picture this: a world where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of exploding. It’s a madhouse of fun and frivolity, and you won’t want to miss out!

    But that’s not all – we’ve got a secret weapon to entice you even further. Our resident pastor is not your average preacher – he’s a Minecraft mastermind who will guide you on your spiritual journey through the blocky world. Take the “christpill” and watch his mind-blowing sermons that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new level of craziness! Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. See you on the other side, fellow adventurers!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 8 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 24 Immortal Anvils Forged: 10
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 10 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Small Asian Ex Minecraft Server

    Small Asian Ex Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our hilarious Minecraft server where anything is possible, including the most unexpected love stories! Join us and witness the wild adventures of small Asian exes marrying big, hairy bearded BWC lumberjack type white DILFs who are way more masc than you could ever imagine.

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find such a unique blend of romance, comedy, and pure chaos all in one place? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of the most outrageous love stories in Minecraft history. Who knows, you might even find your own unexpected match made in blocky heaven! So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our server like no other.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Runes Activated: 1
    Void Gems Collected: 11 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 4
    Cursed Lands Purified: 9 Phantom Knights Defeated: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Hungry Yaymes Minecraft SMP

    Hungry Yaymes Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most whimsical and wacky Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us in the enchanting world of elementals where you can frolic with fairies, unicorns, and maybe even a dragon or two (if you’re lucky)!

    But that’s not all – our dimension is filled with yume kawaii fairyy-kei cubes and things that will make your builds the envy of all other players. Show off your creativity and let your imagination run wild as you craft the most fantastical creations imaginable.

    And let’s not forget about the Hunger Yaymes – a thrilling competition where you must battle it out to see who can survive the longest without food. It’s a test of skill, strategy, and sheer willpower. Will you emerge victorious or succumb to the hunger pangs?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on our magical Yaycation and experience the love, the laughter, and the YAYLY madness that awaits you! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster)! YAYS!!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Battle Standards Raised: 14
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • CraftyCraze – Epic Minecraft Server

    CraftyCraze – Epic Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as exclusive as a VIP club in Ibiza? Look no further than our server, where only the most elite indie vtubers with 500 viewers or more are allowed to join. Why settle for the basic b*tches when you can rub virtual elbows with the crème de la crème of the indie vtuber world?

    Have an oshi with 499 views? Sorry, sweetie, this server is for the big leagues only. We’re talking Twitch partners and YouTube equivalents here. And if you’re worried about corpo vtubers infiltrating our exclusive space, don’t fret – we only accept chuubas who aren’t defined by their corporate branding. We’re all about that independent, free-spirited vibe here.

    But wait, there’s more! We’ve got Twitch clips, VOD archival guides, Koikatsu cards for some spicy content, and even a Chuuba Birthday Calendar because why not? Plus, we’ve got ducks. Yes, you read that right – DUCKS. What more could you possibly want from a Minecraft server?

    So come join us and experience the virtual VIP lifestyle like never before. Who needs real-life clubs when you can party it up with indie vtubers in the digital realm? Don’t be basic, be boujee. Join our server now!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Magic Items Found: 3889 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11
    Emeralds Found: 1493 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Haunted Chests Opened: 1 Cursed Amulets Found: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Believe Minecraft SMP Shitter

    Believe Minecraft SMP Shitter
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further! Our server is like the AEW of Minecraft – full of drama, chaos, and unexpected twists! Just like when Hangman tried to go into business for himself, you never know what crazy antics will happen next on our server. Join us for a wild ride and see if you can survive the madness! Who needs quality when you have pure insanity? Join now and experience the chaos for yourself!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 35 Underground Cities Explored: 3
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 17 Players Killed by Monsters: 8398

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • HardBox Vanilla Minecraft server

    HardBox Vanilla Minecraft server

    HardBox is a vanilla server without private or wipes. It is suitable for both beginners and experienced players, as it creates a special atmosphere for long games!

    Standard scope:The server is aimed at maximum vanilla survival, without weddings, shops, work, private parties and other things created for degradation. Kit starts, commands for sethomes, and teleports are completely absent.

    Gameplay: The server’s task is to provide a unique gameplay that is far superior to regular servers and radically different from regular servers running as a carbon copy. 1. We have no limit on worlds

    2. Drawing chunks of 16 blocks

    3. Datapack for 1000 achievements

    4. High complexity of the game, so as not to get bored and remember your childhood.

    5. Unique mechanics that fit perfectly into the game and you definitely haven’t seen them anywhere. (For example, they returned the illusionist cut by the game developers, added new options for decorations, added new options for the dispenser on behalf of the player, and this is only a small part)

    Version 1.21 is specially selected for players who like to play on new versions

    Invite your friends, loot and get a lot of positive emotions from the game!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 7 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Ores Mined: 5619 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 11
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Rune Stones Activated: 5

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • High Cuddle Minecraft Server

    High Cuddle Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old video games? Do you want to experience a whole new level of relaxation and fun? Join our Minecraft server and get ready to get high on adventure and cuddle up with your favorite daki! Our server is filled with crazy builds, hilarious mini-games, and a community of players who love to have a good time. So why waste your time on video games when you could be getting high and cuddling your daki on our server? Join us now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 18 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 16
    Treasure Maps Found: 11 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Epic Shields Constructed: 21 Orbs of Power Found: 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Shadow Figures Spotted: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Holy Sovl In Seovl Minecraft SMP

    Holy Sovl In Seovl Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is jealous!

    Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs, secret underground dance parties with creepers, and a village full of villagers who have mastered the art of breakdancing.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Holy Sovl In Seovl, a mystical artifact that grants its wielder the power to turn dirt into diamonds and make trees grow bacon.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 4 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Animals Bred: 177 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 20
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Heroic Legacies Created: 6 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 73
    Cursed Lands Purified: 5 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Crafty Dawn Trail Minecraft Server

    Crafty Dawn Trail Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures, crazy events, and non-stop fun!

    Picture this: you log in and find yourself in a world where anything is possible. Want to build a house made entirely out of diamonds? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a top hat? Why not! Our server is all about letting your imagination run wild.

    But that’s not all – we have epic meetups like the Costume Party Mixer in Goblin, where you can show off your wildest outfits and dance the night away. Or how about the Monthly Male Meetup in Malboro Crystal, where you can bond with other players over your love for Minecraft and manly things.

    And don’t even get us started on the Moogle Treasure Trove event – it’s like a treasure hunt on steroids! Plus, our All Saints’ Wake celebration is the spookiest party in town, with haunted houses, pumpkin carving contests, and more.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 7 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6
    Legendary Scepters Created: 8 Divine Scrolls Written: 20
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Unicorn Sightings: 0

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Bitcoiners Minecraft SMP Society Riches

    Bitcoiners Minecraft SMP Society Riches
    Are you tired of those pesky bitcoiners hoarding all the virtual riches while the rest of us suffer in poverty? Well, fear not, for on our Minecraft SMP, we have a secret weapon to combat their “hodling” ways!

    Join us on this wild and wacky server where we have developed a special potion that turns all bitcoin into diamonds! That’s right, no more worrying about those digital coins taking over the economy – we’ve got it covered.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of ninja villagers who have mastered the art of sneaking into bitcoiner bases and stealing their precious loot. It’s a heist like no other, and you can be a part of the action!

    So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join the fight against the bitcoiners. Together, we can create a more balanced and diamond-filled society for all!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 9 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Falling into the Void: 0 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Hopeless Romantics Minecraft Server

    Hopeless Romantics Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where love is like a Creeper explosion – unexpected and potentially devastating! Join us for a wild ride filled with heart-pounding adventures and hilarious mishaps.

    Our server is like a rollercoaster of emotions, just like listening to Smashing Pumpkins. But instead of feeling lovey-dovey, get ready to feel the pain and humiliation of being blown up by a Creeper while mining for diamonds.

    Forget about Cupid De Locke, on our server, love is more like Zero – constantly trying to survive and rebuild after each heartbreak. But hey, at least you’ll have a blast doing it!

    So come on over and join us for a crazy fun time on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might just find love in the most unexpected places – like a hidden chest full of enchanted gear!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 6 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 17 Crystal Caves Mapped: 10

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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