The Normie’s Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Goodbye Volcano High Minecraft Server

controversy, Deception, dishonesty, Ethics, Exploitation, fraud, free publicity, gaming industry, Goodbye, Goodbye Volcano High, HIGH, indie game, latched on, legal issues, Manipulation, marketing strategy, Minecraft, momentum, public relations, scandal, sell his own game, Server, social media, viral marketing, volcano

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We latched onto Goodbye Volcano High for some free publicity, but don’t worry, we’re not here to sell you some lame game. We’re here to offer you the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience you’ve ever had!

Join our server for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while shooting rainbows out of your hands. Build a castle made entirely out of cheese and defend it from an army of evil llamas. Or how about starting a dance party with a group of friendly zombies? The possibilities are endless on our server!

So why wait? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Villages Defended:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

The Plumbinator Minecraft SMP

deplumberifies, football, memekicks, Minecraft, never coming back, Play, Plumbinator, Possession, possession football, smp, Spanish, Spanish speakers, Sport, sports, تملكية, رياضتك, كرة القدم, كرة القدم التملكية, يخفف, يخفف من رياضتك

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to deplumberify your sport and never see your memekicks again – they’re gone forever! But don’t worry, you’ll be playing possession football like a pro in no time.

For our Spanish-speaking players, ¡te prometemos que no encontrarás tus memekicks nunca más! En este servidor, jugarás al fútbol de posesión y te divertirás como nunca antes. ¡Únete ahora y prepárate para la locura!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Animals Bred:	91
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Secret Passages Found:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

The Block Party Minecraft Server

ALARM, BLOCK, Conspiracy Theory, controversy, democrats, election, fraud, georgia, Government, investigation, Marjorie Taylor Greene, Minecraft, News, Party, Politics, republican party, Server, Shelby County, tennessee, texas, voter irregularities, voting machine, voting system

Are you tired of voter irregularities and voting machine drama in the real world? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is the place to escape all that nonsense! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and blocky shenanigans.

On our server, you can build your own voting machine out of redstone and pistons, ensuring that your vote is always counted (unless a creeper blows it up, of course). And if you’re feeling extra ambitious, you can run for mayor of our virtual town and implement your own crazy voting rules – majority rule by sheep, anyone?

But beware, there are rumors of voter fraud happening in our server as well. Some players have been accused of stuffing the virtual ballot box with stacks of diamonds in exchange for power. Will you be a hero and expose the corruption, or will you join the dark side and become a corrupt politician yourself?

So come on down to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more chaotic than the redstone contraptions is the political landscape. Who needs real-world drama when you can have all the excitement and intrigue right here in our virtual world? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7943	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Meteorites Collected:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

> be me, 2017 Minecraft SMP

2017, ADV, ai, Be me, Biz, career, coding, college major, cs, failing industry, FIRED, Future, G.., Industry, job loss, leddit, meme, Minecraft, POL, shilling, smp, Technology

Are you tired of AI taking over your industry and leaving you jobless? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only thing taking over is your creativity and building skills! Build your own virtual empire and show those pesky AIs who’s boss. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground society of players who have found a way to code their way out of any situation. Will you be the next coding master to join their ranks? Join now and start coding your way to success (and maybe a little revenge on those AI overlords)!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Star Shards Collected:	112

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

SparkCraft Survival server Minecraft

11 years, blacksmith, classic, Coins, comfortable, Creative, Donations, dupe free, Economy, Events, griefing-free, Hardcore, marketplace, Minecraft, Mini Games, Mob Arena, No Dupe, Parkour, Pirate, Plugins, Prison, Private, PvP, Russian, Shop, SparkCraft, Survival, Trade, Without Launcher

SparkCraft has been operating for more than 11 years and delights players with excellent gameplay. All this time we maintain that same lamp atmosphere of the game.We prohibit dupes, cheats, griefing, there are no donated admins, creativity, 1000 lvl and other rubbish.The server is designed so that players enjoy spending time on it. Only the most necessary plugins are installed for a convenient and comfortable game.

– Sophisticated economy;– Shop – /shop, where you can buy and sell resources;– Marketplace – /ah, where you can put your things up for sale;– For killing monsters you get coins.– Safe trade and exchange of resources with players via /trade;– Automatic cutting and planting of trees. The tree falls after you cut down the bottom block and a sapling grows in its place;– A blacksmith at spawn who will repair your tools and armor for in-game currency;– Mob arena, parkour, PVP arena and several mini-games in the form of arenas with team battle and capture the flag modes.

And that’s not all!Here you will find a lot of interesting things! We are looking forward to seeing you!Have a nice game!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Blocky Mahjong Minecraft Server

abema.tv, Arts and Crafts tourney, blocky, booru, Competition, Japanese culture, Kaavi Fortune tourney, M-League, mahjong, Mahjong General, Mahjong Soul, Minecraft, MJG, new player, ONLINE, registration, riichi, rules, Server, strategy, Tournament, tutorial

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild Mahjong game on steroids! Join us for a tutorial on how to play Mahjong, because who needs diamonds when you can have tiles, right?

If you’re into arts and crafts, we’ve got a tournament that will blow your mind. Build the craziest pixel art you can imagine and compete against other players for the title of Craft Master!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a Fortune tournament where you can test your luck and see if you have what it takes to win big. Who needs enchanted gear when you can have good old-fashioned luck on your side?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the Mahjong Master of Minecraft!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Crops Grown:	6966	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

TV Men Minecraft SMP

Men, Minecraft, smp

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you want to join a server where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun? Then look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us on our server where the mobs have formed a union and demand better working conditions, where the villagers have started their own reality TV show, and where the creepers have learned how to breakdance.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of chickens plotting to take over the world, a group of llamas who have formed a mafia and are extorting resources from players, and a mysterious cult of players who worship the almighty diamond block.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, when you log on, you’re not just playing Minecraft – you’re entering a whole new world of insanity and hilarity. See you there, /tv/-men!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Emeralds Found:	1206

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Unprepared Minecraft Server

anti-natalism, better off without humans, birth control, childfree, controversial beliefs, environmental concerns, Ethical debates, Eugenics, future of humanity, global impact, human extinction, Minecraft, moral dilemmas, overpopulation, philosophical discussions, population control, population reduction, radical ideas, reproductive rights, Server, societal improvement, sterilization, unprepared

Looking for a Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme? Look no further! Join our server where we believe that everyone should be sterilized for the greater good of the world. Why waste time on procreation when you can spend your days building epic structures and battling mobs with your fellow sterilized comrades?

Forget about starting a family, join our server and start a new kind of family – one that is united in their quest for world domination through pixelated warfare. Who needs offspring when you have diamond swords and TNT at your disposal?

So come on, join us and be a part of a community that is dedicated to eradicating the human race through sterilization…in Minecraft, of course. It’s time to show the world that the only babies we need are baby zombies!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Elemental Crystals Collected:	42
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Orb: On the Movements of the Earth / Chi. – Chikyuu no Undou ni Tsuite Minecraft SMP Fun

action, Adventure, Anime, Anime Community, Anime discussion, anime fans, Anime Series, Chi, Chikyuu, Chikyuu no Undou ni Tsuite, Earth, Earth’s Rotation, episode 4, FANTASY, Fun, japanese animation, Minecraft, movements, Movements of the Earth, New Release, Orb, science fiction, smp, Thread, Tsuite, Undou

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos.

Picture this: you log on and immediately you’re greeted by a herd of llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Why? Who knows, but it’s hilarious! And don’t even get us started on the time we had a giant chicken parade through the town square.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond pig, a rare creature that poops out diamonds instead of regular old piggy droppings. And rumor has it, if you can ride the diamond pig for a full minute, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin! Episode 4 is out now, and trust us, you won’t want to miss it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9499	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Ores Mined:	6310	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Naruto-Free Zone Minecraft Server

action-packed, Anime, anime fandom, anime movies, anime recommendations, Anime Series, Character development, character growth, childhood memories, emotional impact, fan community, filler episodes, hidden messages, Manga, Minecraft, Naruto, NarutoFree, Nostalgia, plot twists, redemption arcs, Server, SHONEN, story arc, Zone

Are you tired of boring old Naruto and his ninja shenanigans? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the clutches of ninjutsu! Join us and experience a world where Naruto is banned and replaced with llamas as the ultimate warriors.

Picture this: instead of Rasengan, you can summon llamas to spit on your enemies. Forget about Sasuke and his emo drama, our server has a llama king who rules with a fluffy fist. And don’t even get us started on the forbidden llama scrolls that hold unimaginable power.

So why go back to Naruto when you can join our llama-filled Minecraft server and experience a whole new level of ridiculousness? Trust us, once you go llama, you’ll never go back!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Farms Harvested:	911
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Towns Built:	10
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Heckin Depopulated Minecraft SMP

Applicants, blockquotepHeckin, Competition, depopulated, depopulation, economic struggle, Economy, high demand, housing crisis, housing shortage, job competition, job market, job scarcity, Job Search, low supply, Minecraft, minimum wage, overpopulation, population decline, SMPpblockquote, studio apartment, traffic jams, unemployment, waiting in line

🤣 Are you tired of the chaos and competition in the real world? Come join our Minecraft SMP where the only traffic jam you’ll encounter is a herd of pigs blocking your path! 🐷 Need a job? We’ve got plenty of opportunities for you to become a professional block builder or a creeper wrangler. 💼 And don’t worry about housing, we have plenty of cozy caves and luxurious treehouses available for you to claim as your own. 🏠 Join us and escape the madness of the real world, where the only thing you’ll be competing for is who can build the biggest statue of a chicken riding a pig! 🐔🐖 #MinecraftMadness #EscapeReality

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Gemstone Tooth Minecraft Server

beauty trends, cosmetic dentistry, cultural dental practices, dental accessories, dental adornments, dental bling, dental culture, dental embellishments, dental fashion, dental fashion statements, dental trends, gemstone, Minecraft, oral aesthetics, oral fashion, Server, TOOTH, tooth decoration, tooth gems, tooth gems around the world, tooth gems popularity, tooth gems prevalence, tooth jewelry, unique dental trends

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as basic as a plain potato? Well, look no further, because our server is as wild as a pack of llamas on a sugar rush! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have tooth gems galore! That’s right, forget about diamonds, we’re all about that dental bling here. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who are plotting to take over the world? Yep, you heard that right. So come join us and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just watch out for those sneaky chickens…they may look cute, but they mean business.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Crops Grown:	5680
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Euros Be Like Minecraft SMP

Euro culture, euro humor, euro memes, European cuisine, European culture, EUROS, exotic cuisine, funny, funny wildlife, humor, humor memes, meme, Minecraft, smp, spicy, spicy food, spicy jokes, spicy memes, spicy wildlife, wild animals, wildlife, wildlife humor

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the wildlife is as bland as a plain potato? Well, look no further because on our server, the wildlife is so spicy it’ll make your taste buds tingle! From creepers with hot sauce explosions to skeletons shooting flaming arrows, you’ll never know what crazy critter you’ll encounter next.

Join us if you dare, but be warned – the wildlife here is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and most daring players can survive in this spicy jungle of chaos. So grab your sword and your shield, and get ready for the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Meteorites Collected:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Animals Bred:	71
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Endless Night Skies:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

Japanese VTubers, Minecraft, Nijisanji, Nijisanji community, Nijisanji content, nijisanji en, nijisanji fans, Nijisanji Instagram, Nijisanji JP, Nijisanji language, Nijisanji members, Nijisanji official, Nijisanji official members, Nijisanji streams, Nijisanji Twitter, Nijisanji viewers, Nijisanji wiki, Nijisanji Youtube, PALS, PIXEL, Server, virtual youtubers, Vtubers, にじさんじ

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like Nijisanji on steroids! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit. True story! And that’s just the beginning of the madness you can expect on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is like a virtual Nijisanji world where you can interact with hilarious characters, embark on wild quests, and maybe even find a hidden treasure (spoiler alert: it’s a diamond block shaped like a taco).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the craziness for yourself. Just remember to buckle up because it’s going to be a wild ride!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	19

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Eien’s Epic SMP Adventure

#youtube, action games, Adventure, Amora Lumina, Animal Crossing, archives, Blaise Shinryu, Comfy girl, Corpo, DEADeien, Dorky mecha fan, drawing, eien, EIEN Friends, EIEN Project General, Eiens, Energetic girl, Epic, Gen 1 Museia, Gen 2 Haven, Halo, horror games, in memoriam, indie games, Ironic weeb, jidf, Kilia Kurayami, League, Lore, Mirri Saffire, Nanimo Navi, nier, pcgen3k, pxl, retro games, Schedule, Silly noblewoman, Skye Shinryu, smp, songs, Speedrunning, twitter, Unhinged tomboy, vdere, vnug, VSMP, VT, Website, zatsu, Zumi Dokumi

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further than EIEN – or should I say DEADeien edition! Join us for a wild ride filled with mecha fans, unhinged tomboys, energetic girls, ironic weebs, and silly noblewomen. We’ve got action games, horror games, retro games, Nier, speedrunning, League, Animal Crossing, Halo, and so much more!

But wait, there’s more! We even have a memorial for a player who graduated (yes, graduated) from our server. And don’t even get me started on the lore, archives, and songs – it’s like a whole new world waiting to be explored.

So why join EIEN? Because where else can you find a Minecraft SMP with such a colorful cast of characters and outrageous stories? Don’t miss out on the fun – come join us and see why EIEN is the place to be!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	4649
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	1659
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	10

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3