Welcome to our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us as we embark on epic quests to find the rarest of blocks, battle against hordes of zombie chickens, and build the most outrageous structures you can imagine.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world! Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours.

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a legendary treasure hidden deep within the bowels of the server. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves! Will you be the lucky player to uncover this incredible prize?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Show thine selves and emerge into our crazy world of Minecraft madness. Join us and rejoice in the insanity that awaits you!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 104/400 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Horror Stories Survived: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 19
Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5 Royal Decrees Issued: 4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2
Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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